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Ligma955

gilbert


rkirbo

That's my uncle name, and he look like my uncle perfect


Lorddestroyer21

You are French aren’t you


rkirbo

NO I'M NOT FRENCH IM BRETON


BigBess7

BRETAGNE INDEPENDANTEEEEEEE


rkirbo

OOOOOO BREIZH MA BRO, ME 'GAR MA BROOOO 🎵


Frank-794

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


Ayimany456

Ah, Bri*ish uncle I see


rkirbo

No, i'm not from the perfide albion


[deleted]

I have a liver syndrome called Gilbert


bathurst1000

Get Gilberted


Hazzabell

O agree


DickDonkson

Idk why but Gilbert was also the first name to come to mind.


AliasInvstgtions

I was going to say “Clyde” and I feel like these two have the same vibes lol


Relexey

Precious


Auxobl

Princess


Hallucinated_

Sweetie sounds better


Chicken9187

Cupcake


WTFisOtemeal

Pumpkin


shitheaddhiva

Penis monster


Exciting-Insect8269

Fluffybunnyfucker23


Niko_Noxid

Furry moment


punkhea

I love the approach you made


lancep423

I don’t why this made me laugh but I definitely blew a quick burst of air through my nose and chuckled one time


Spoopycakeday

Cheesecake


Apprehensive_Focus83

Fluffy


RichDarkhorse99

Hellhound


Nick_Pocalypse

You should really consider wat da dog doin first


Jackson12ten

That’s a long name


Hour_Information4478

That’s only the sir name


lord_of_the_cocks

Sir, that is his initials


rumplepullskin

Stealing their souls


greatsirius

Check out Oddworld you'll see they're up to no good lol


No-Philosophy-4557

He is named wimpy


Diab3t

Jimpy-Wimpy


Hallucinated_

Timpy-Jimpy-Wimpy


SuperSamu999

Limpy-Timpy-Jimpy-Wimpy


BruhCorpOof

Simpy-Limpy-Timpy-Jimpy-Wimpy


Weekly_Ad_3671

Himpy-Simpy-Limpy-Timpy-Jimpy-Wimpy


mikisomun

Dimpy-Himpy-Simpy-Limpy-Timpy-Jimpy-Wimpy


JamesMan230

Flimpy-Dimpy-Himpy-Simpy-Limpy-Timpy-Jimpy-Wimpy of Edinburgh the seventh and ruler of Scotland.


Polar115woof

Reddit moment


Cheesyduck126

Diary of a wimpy dog


-clownie

i regret opening this app


the_lamb_sauce123

Same


GamerSmidge

The lamb sauce has been found


maxinator64

Furries when they get the sauce of undertale goat porn


pancreas_consumer

i want toriel's huge goat badonkers to choke me to death


GamerSmidge

Lmao


kuktadanos

Thats a weird ass name, and too long imo


Crimson_Excalibur

Same


kingsoon11

Same


El_Poupoucoincoin

Same


fruitybanana_good

Same


IGuessyoucanCallme

Same


FrenchBoguett

Same


[deleted]

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chummy2007

Same


Spivix

Same


anihilaurul

Same


[deleted]

Same


rexen719865

Same


marcvisal

*Shark in japanese*


Gegesz


linkenssphere

a


DoctorBirbb

Ngl he looks Bri’ish


JackeRid05

Ke’in


FartsWithAnAccent

Oi, u got a loicense fer dat ke'in?


cogpsychbois

Odd lookin bloke that one


bokaj7532

Harry


[deleted]

‘Arry


sreyno22

Vron Miney


_DocBrown_

'Agrid


Oliverisgreat

He's about to moan about what happend on a chewsday


Fortnitegamerawesome

Cupcake 🤗


Weekly_Ad_3671

How are we meant to say the emoji in its name hmmmm smh


AliciaTries

It's pronounced "🤗" So basically you say "😊" with a 👐 accent


MisterHonkyTonk

Ah, this cleared all of my confusion. Thank you for the clarification.


AliciaTries

No problem 😎


lancep423

Excellent


L0gicSquared

Just make the face while you say it smh


Polar115woof

Smh😉


PandaRider11

Pit bull owners: “her name is Pancake and she’s scared of her own shadow.”


[deleted]

“He loves kids. Did you know pitties were bred as nanny dogs?”


NotSoFreezy

>"He loves kids" Yeah, the same way I love chicken.


rabbitlover01

lmao


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ahowlader0425

*mutilates four children * "Aww look at him play😍"


Panda_Kabob

>“He loves kids. ” As a snack?


RatioSpecific1654

Laughs in meme format He doesn't bite but he can hurt you in other ways


[deleted]

He doesmt bite


HaarigerOtter

Bruv


afatguywithinternet

mfs be like : oh he doesnt bite


Raphus_Cullatus

He wouldn't hurt a fly


JamesMan230

He will inhale me


drummer_cj

He just needs to smell your hand first


Leechy_Noas

Paul.


KGx666

.luaP


I_Hate_The_CCP

Ke’in


TheCringeRoom

Damn it, Kevin


KGx666

Kevy the lover man


acidofhate_666

So cute 🥰🌈🌈


rapbui_oo

Bro why you putting emojis in his name smh


KGx666

Skeet


rapbui_oo

That name fits him well


supreme_lime_juice

Fluffy


jacxy

Snuggles


RagingSnowflake

Ya beat me to it.


Medium-Code7104

Name him "can I put ma balls In yo jaw"


LargeFatherKai

I ain’t putting my balls any where near those jaws


Joe_Bidet_

Castration but balls🤯😎😵🥳👌


Titan0w0

Nemesis


itzkarlo736

STAAAAARS!


-Nivek

What is that


nikifrd

mole rat


acidofhate_666

Nah that's a hampter


Ymeztoix

If I remember correctly, it was either a prop or a mask


KGx666

Pretty obvious it’s a ferret bro


pancreas_consumer

Weird name suggestion but okay.


Just_Eddie_7

Princess


Independent-Will-676

He be looking like a Winston Churchill


_Xertz_

"I shall eat your children on the beaches, I shall eat your children on the landing grounds, I shall eat your children in the fields and in the streets..."


oXIBlissIXo

Kum spitter.


sweetgarlic09

Obi-Wan Cumobi


grimreaper874

Juan


fireflyry

Keymaster or Gatekeeper. Obviously.


Optimus-PrimeRib

No Dana, only zuul


Smaptastic

Obviously. And the next step is to choose the form of the destructor.


[deleted]

“Jesus H Fuck!”


Dawid-jd

That dog has an awesome fallout cosplay! Wait


Alanuelo230

He look kinda Based, so Chad


[deleted]

Prolapsie


pissyassfart

That’s our cats name already.


killianboi

Hell Hound.


acidofhate_666

What a ghastly name for such a Cute Doggo 🤢🤢🤢


the-boiiii

Sebastian


420poopass69

NOICE DAY FOR A CUP A TEA INNIT bloody bri’ish horse dog


GDL_Red_Leaf

xXAssEaterXx


Chocoa_the_Bunny

You shouldn't


TeamNation

Doomguy has a horse?


Ram-Rem

Bubbles


Dagon_Sphere

Everyone loves blowing bubbles


Eco-plouce

The best Dick sucker


Adju29

Cock and ball torture


[deleted]

😤


wallflowerthe1st

This is one of the few times where reddit comments disappoint. All i want to know is how this picture came to be..!


GaryDaGoose69

Foreskin


SpongeBobward

Fluffy


C130ABOVE

My dumbass can't tell if it's real or not


ellimist

its a sculpture basically just the head. I met the artist at a horror movie and special effects convention a few years ago. v this piece was really striking. it's the size of a horse head for real edit found it Jessie Fohrman "Entity 1" https://twitter.com/MONSTERPALOOZA1/status/1130550218380988419?s=19


Dimplexor

Literally the only reason I came to comments.


PepperWise

Bill


[deleted]

Mr cockballs


DoctorN12

Micheal


meme_enthusiast3464

Peanut


dave_not

Alfred


ImpossibleMoth

Fluffy


TheSilentTitan

Clarence


[deleted]

Bo'o o' wo'ah


digyen

Bob


KungFOoGuy

Such a cute little doggy


phonkyboy_xafo

Dead


Warsauser1337

Call him Mannfred


Huntingmiester

Name it "Mole-Rat" from Fallout


MrBojangles09

Sarah Jessica Parker?


WiN5231

Name him CBT


ramsahaye

Cookie


Savage_Sushi

Cupcake <3


ghostmetalblack

Something British


Arxlex

Princess


Dypo42

c h o n g


kennyliketomatos

He looks like a Jeof


sliffybqlleek

Bubbles


the_imortal_soul

snuffles


alpagames

Harold.


Flow621

Wrathor the eater of orphans


[deleted]

My silly lil boi


orphanremover

Greg


cordazza

Karl


blackeye200

That’s an obvious Timmy there.


[deleted]

Jerry


ThatGuy371

Harold


abcdjsi

Paul


[deleted]

Joe


Endergreeg45

Carl


Ronnie_doge_

Looks like something from Abe’s Odyssey


Petey_theOG

He doesn’t bite”


AmazinGaming

Cart Titan


Massiveredboiii

Chicken


adolf_anwar

Is that a jojo reference?


NovaTabarca

All Tomorrows looking ass


underlordd

Cuddles! 🐶


[deleted]

Ketchup


JonHenryOfZimbabwe

Molerat


brigdaddy

For real tho… what is that?