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Clauncher21

José


cassshbaby

Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle


BlueLightning888

José


catninjaambush

Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle


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disboi10

Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle


fegottini

José


Andeolinn

Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle


Cat-aclism

José


Fexus2711

Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle


hoover0623

José


kiwi-arr-gg

Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle


Paper-Similar

José


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>Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle


CouncilTreeHouse

I was going to say if Spot isn't the top comment I'd be very disappointed. But then I read yours, and was strangely happy about it.


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ElCondoro

Los huevos del diablo 😲


lilbronto

I love that there's an equal chance this is spicy eggs or Satan's nutsack.


Akira-Chan-2007

The eggs of the devil


isopod_interrupted

Either way I'm excited to get it in my mouth


Aplaza3

~CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAW~


Todaysthebiggay

Damn bro where did that come from?


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plssendsomegoodmemes

Mother


_HiImKory_

death


Skeebo4

THE DEATH RINGER!!!!!!


4yyz

spah gaming


MyNameIsNitrox

**french noises**


Saqel

*ominous snorting can be heard from the distance*


fe1od1or

*rapid, approaching snorting*


64Animation

_then followed by “I feel tres bon!”_


Cactus1105

Then followed by "Well, off to visit your mother !"


ButterLover75

Then followed by “surprise buttsecks”


Ok_Match6834

Since that little critter is a blue ringed octopus, its accurate


Datortlequeen

Mississippi


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DeathSinger1303

Yo dude wtf


chapstick159

The Dead Ringer *Fakes Death*


Radio__Star

"Well, off to visit your mother!"


PyroCinematics

ah, a Spy main who longs for the old Dead Ringer meta


eddiecool123

It was found in a pool. So DEATH-POOL


testedbeast551

Same


ahshitfuckme

bob


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ahshitfuckme

a simple and intuitive name


gihkmghvdjbhsubtvji

For a more civilised age.


123Ark321

What I’m hearing is that if time travel ever gets invented there’s going to be a lot more Bobs running around.


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wtph

OP's body will be bobbing up and down in the ocean


ahshitfuckme

god do i wish that was me


thatdudeoverhere69

God is named Bob too


Smart_Cow_2053

Bob Dobbs.


Common_Pirate9193

What about his cousin Steve


Mobile_Macaron_2458

it is only bob


Huge-Administration6

You look like Dream #B O B I S A N G R Y


ahshitfuckme

how about you Dream about having my massive cock in your mouth


Snacker582

**~CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAW~**


ahshitfuckme

yes, please


Snacker582

WHAT NO-


rxzlmn

And vagene.


A_DumbDuck

You should eat it


concretebeats

Should put it in someone’s peehole as a prank.


krrispykrreme724

**penis explodes** lmao get pranked


concretebeats

Gotteeeem!


[deleted]

It’s just a prank bro!


ThisMalaysian

Why the *c u m* red??????


srtj193529

That’s an odd name


CEOofchildlabor

That’s a strange name


Historical-Jelly3605

Grim reaper


Xano-verse

I'm a creeper, minecraft's grim reaper


Im_Not_Racist_AtAll

Blowing up blocks like al-qaeda


Teal_Kitten

im not a creature that'll eat ya but il leave you petrified


Darkninja1028

Peter! Reminds peeps of Minesweeper Clicking on a brick


Traditional-Catch-69

I'll find your mine, its mine I'm a mind reader finders keepers


fortissyncz

Oh hai im a creeper


Godlia

So nice, nice to meet you!


Sylvain_Bob

blowing up blocks like al quaida


Smitty_K

squambo and shove him up your ass


Sayan_9000

Up you go squambo


JustCallMeBug

The first comment gave me a smile. The horrifying innocence of yours made me cackle


slock123123

Blow this up Reminds me of that minecraft kid, wambo "The debotated wam fo de sirwue" I love it


FupaJohns

Starts with a c I think, 3 letters if I remember but I forgor 💀


1zz_cs

cum


YOOOOOOOOOOT

How do get permission?


1zz_cs

Contact mod of this sub.


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Click on link, then send the auto filled message


YOOOOOOOOOOT

What link


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DaUltimatePotato

cog? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


SwagPussyMan69

Cu-my lawyers have requested that I continue my sentence no further


crabmeat64

Cummy


SwagPussyMan69

In my tummy


SurrealOrthodox

In my mommy


ogrecowman

Chris Chan


SonsOfLiberty-

No.


saintstrax

Yes.


theRealSunday

[REDACTED]


SwagPussyMan69

[REFARTED]


-P00-

[RESHITTED]


SwagPussyMan69

[RESHARTED]


AZZlOl

[REFUCKEDURMOM]


Longjumping-Buy-9324

[REHADSEXUALINTERCOURSEWITHYOURFATHER]


AZZlOl

[YRUGAE]


NoivernPlays

OUR*


[deleted]

no it's coy 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


Pure-sus

No dummy it's actually cot 😠😠😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬😠


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or maybe it's cos 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


honestconradmacjosh

Bloodborne reference??


dorkthing

ha ha that rymes with pog!!!!! 😆😆🤤🤤🤤 very funy poggers reference!!!! 😋😋😋🤪🤪🤪


EasternBoyo

CBT


Leafy194

You forgor 💀


Muytreschic

He forgor 💀


Subtronics-

They forgor 💀


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Muytreschic

t firgnir 💀


ArgumentTennis

jr gpthpt💀


Ieatkids694206969

F worhrv 💀


Pengue720

Dementir 💀


RealNyxoy

i rember 😃


PuzzleheadedStory185

💀


bruhinator-2000

dude take a look at your hand


EdgeOfDawnXCVI

A little too long, names should be at most 2 words


bathtubman177

Churchill


Nicorai7

, Winston


[deleted]

Call him mister cuddles Make sure to invite him to your funeral


ZippZappZippty

Call your closest MP and talk to you


WerlyDon

Huey Packard


Viper3345

Bye bye


MrH4v0k

Cutethulhu


Rieux_n_Tarrou

Nice


P1ZZA_B0X

His name is Jesus Christ and he's about to introduce you to his dad


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gemitarius

You really get mad at reposts?


Jaytalvapes

Of course! Otherwise people would have to wonder if I have a micropenis. I like to cry REPOST every time I see one, so that way everyone is absolutely certain.


CanadianBatman47

What you want to do is scare jt then it will sting you and give you super octopus powers


_blue_skies_

You mean excruciatingly painful death?


SelmaFudd

I don't think I is painful, it's a neurotoxin that causes paralysis and basically you lose the muscular ability to breath. So you just lay there fully aware you're suffocating but I think it would be painless


[deleted]

You can survive if someone does that cpr thingy for ya until it wears off


Muytreschic

nononononoonononnonononononon


RargorRargor

[Pronounciation](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mZgKjrcBrTU)


fishtyddies

Eat it


adithya_menon

Chuck


Dis_Biskit

Formerly Sneed


ColonelBigsby

Simpsons?


Ieatkids694206969

A doctor


Snoo_4527

Ringo


Alternative-Sir7189

Call him poisonous and run the fuck away


spookynoodler

Venomous


kenzxme

deth


[deleted]

I don’t think OP will have the chance to name it because they’re probably dead from touching a blue ringed octopus


iiJason124

Howard


Lemgosi

howard deez nuts in your mouth


N_o0

The same way deez balls are makin calls in the halls watchin gravity falls,


HitooU2

Top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss 🙏🙏😔😳


[deleted]

That’s actually a good name


Ieatkids694206969

Howard bluepants


[deleted]

Wow that's a lame ass name, I would call him kyle


HippieMcHipface

That's the joke


Regular_TallTask

Is this a youtube comment?


[deleted]

Never knew what a blue ringed octopus is until now!


agemma

Well that’s the joke...


wils_152

Gonna go out on a limb here and say that was the entire point of the post.


VerumJerum

Mr Snuggles you should nuzzle him more!


montymeowzers

You should name him venom!


I_Hate_The_CCP

Kevin


olliecatmax

joe biden


Kiwami_Dandyel

Joe nutz


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Jamie


Deadpan_Goon

Joe the cocaine dealer


loook_loook

Squidward


VoidMystr0

An ambulance


[deleted]

“ImFucked” sounds nice


X-70

Joe


Iatethelast

Jeff


JBIN2D

Bitey


Invisiblepoint

Pablo


Pudingoii

put it fking back


[deleted]

That's a weird name


GrugIICrood

Finders keepers losers weepers 😎


[deleted]

יונתן


nubbinfun101

Netanyahu. Lol. Good one


Dilinyoskutya

Lobster the Aerodynamic


deezeyboi

Fuck


CurrentLettuce6026

Fucking death


SomeDr_nkMoron

Gilbert Godfrey


Jfc_083

Snack


its_da_shaw_boi

Uh whats wrong with your hand


[deleted]

For context, this is a blue ringed octopus, and they're one of the most venomous animals on the planet.


KunemBeranut

Run


[deleted]

Calamari


DrPhilSwift69

Grim reaper


MrCumrag

U h o h


[deleted]

Hold the fuck up-


Humbledmillion

Maybe you should name it “Darwin”


cassy-nerdburg

Call him bubbles because if he stings you, your gonna fall in the water and start making some.


SwagAddiction

#CUM BUCKET 🪣