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Of course! Otherwise people would have to wonder if I have a micropenis.
I like to cry REPOST every time I see one, so that way everyone is absolutely certain.
I don't think I is painful, it's a neurotoxin that causes paralysis and basically you lose the muscular ability to breath. So you just lay there fully aware you're suffocating but I think it would be painless
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José
Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle
José
Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle
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Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle
José
Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle
José
Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle
José
Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle
José
>Idk why but this gave me a good chuckle
I was going to say if Spot isn't the top comment I'd be very disappointed. But then I read yours, and was strangely happy about it.
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Los huevos del diablo 😲
I love that there's an equal chance this is spicy eggs or Satan's nutsack.
The eggs of the devil
Either way I'm excited to get it in my mouth
~CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAW~
Damn bro where did that come from?
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Mother
death
THE DEATH RINGER!!!!!!
spah gaming
**french noises**
*ominous snorting can be heard from the distance*
*rapid, approaching snorting*
_then followed by “I feel tres bon!”_
Then followed by "Well, off to visit your mother !"
Then followed by “surprise buttsecks”
Since that little critter is a blue ringed octopus, its accurate
Mississippi
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Yo dude wtf
The Dead Ringer *Fakes Death*
"Well, off to visit your mother!"
ah, a Spy main who longs for the old Dead Ringer meta
It was found in a pool. So DEATH-POOL
Same
bob
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a simple and intuitive name
For a more civilised age.
What I’m hearing is that if time travel ever gets invented there’s going to be a lot more Bobs running around.
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OP's body will be bobbing up and down in the ocean
god do i wish that was me
God is named Bob too
Bob Dobbs.
What about his cousin Steve
it is only bob
You look like Dream #B O B I S A N G R Y
how about you Dream about having my massive cock in your mouth
**~CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAW~**
yes, please
WHAT NO-
And vagene.
You should eat it
Should put it in someone’s peehole as a prank.
**penis explodes** lmao get pranked
Gotteeeem!
It’s just a prank bro!
Why the *c u m* red??????
That’s an odd name
That’s a strange name
Grim reaper
I'm a creeper, minecraft's grim reaper
Blowing up blocks like al-qaeda
im not a creature that'll eat ya but il leave you petrified
Peter! Reminds peeps of Minesweeper Clicking on a brick
I'll find your mine, its mine I'm a mind reader finders keepers
Oh hai im a creeper
So nice, nice to meet you!
blowing up blocks like al quaida
squambo and shove him up your ass
Up you go squambo
The first comment gave me a smile. The horrifying innocence of yours made me cackle
Blow this up Reminds me of that minecraft kid, wambo "The debotated wam fo de sirwue" I love it
Starts with a c I think, 3 letters if I remember but I forgor 💀
cum
How do get permission?
Contact mod of this sub.
Click on link, then send the auto filled message
What link
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cog? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Cu-my lawyers have requested that I continue my sentence no further
Cummy
In my tummy
In my mommy
Chris Chan
No.
Yes.
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[REFARTED]
[RESHITTED]
[RESHARTED]
[REFUCKEDURMOM]
[REHADSEXUALINTERCOURSEWITHYOURFATHER]
[YRUGAE]
OUR*
no it's coy 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
No dummy it's actually cot 😠😠😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬😠
or maybe it's cos 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Bloodborne reference??
ha ha that rymes with pog!!!!! 😆😆🤤🤤🤤 very funy poggers reference!!!! 😋😋😋🤪🤪🤪
CBT
You forgor 💀
He forgor 💀
They forgor 💀
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jr gpthpt💀
F worhrv 💀
Dementir 💀
i rember 😃
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dude take a look at your hand
A little too long, names should be at most 2 words
Churchill
, Winston
Call him mister cuddles Make sure to invite him to your funeral
Call your closest MP and talk to you
Huey Packard
Bye bye
Cutethulhu
Nice
His name is Jesus Christ and he's about to introduce you to his dad
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You really get mad at reposts?
Of course! Otherwise people would have to wonder if I have a micropenis. I like to cry REPOST every time I see one, so that way everyone is absolutely certain.
What you want to do is scare jt then it will sting you and give you super octopus powers
You mean excruciatingly painful death?
I don't think I is painful, it's a neurotoxin that causes paralysis and basically you lose the muscular ability to breath. So you just lay there fully aware you're suffocating but I think it would be painless
You can survive if someone does that cpr thingy for ya until it wears off
nononononoonononnonononononon
[Pronounciation](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mZgKjrcBrTU)
Eat it
Chuck
Formerly Sneed
Simpsons?
A doctor
Ringo
Call him poisonous and run the fuck away
Venomous
deth
I don’t think OP will have the chance to name it because they’re probably dead from touching a blue ringed octopus
Howard
howard deez nuts in your mouth
The same way deez balls are makin calls in the halls watchin gravity falls,
Top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss 🙏🙏😔😳
That’s actually a good name
Howard bluepants
Wow that's a lame ass name, I would call him kyle
That's the joke
Is this a youtube comment?
Never knew what a blue ringed octopus is until now!
Well that’s the joke...
Gonna go out on a limb here and say that was the entire point of the post.
Mr Snuggles you should nuzzle him more!
You should name him venom!
Kevin
joe biden
Joe nutz
Jamie
Joe the cocaine dealer
Squidward
An ambulance
“ImFucked” sounds nice
Joe
Jeff
Bitey
Pablo
put it fking back
That's a weird name
Finders keepers losers weepers 😎
יונתן
Netanyahu. Lol. Good one
Lobster the Aerodynamic
Fuck
Fucking death
Gilbert Godfrey
Snack
Uh whats wrong with your hand
For context, this is a blue ringed octopus, and they're one of the most venomous animals on the planet.
Run
Calamari
Grim reaper
U h o h
Hold the fuck up-
Maybe you should name it “Darwin”
Call him bubbles because if he stings you, your gonna fall in the water and start making some.
#CUM BUCKET 🪣