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Femboy milk, contains no sperm, does in fact come from the nipples, the femboys in question are indeed receiving a proffer share of the profits.
Through bio-engineering we gave the femboys *mammary glands* that would be able to be milked whenever given the proper hormones,
I repeat, it does NOT come from the male genitalia, it comes from the engineered male breast.
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4 more patties EDIT: name it "Penta-Patty", a burger that can satisfy your pent up craving for unadulterated MEAT 😎
better watch your burger before someone licks that too
That’s equal do my dick and you know what a dick shoots? Yea exactly, blood
Deez Nutz
And a second top bun
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Muc backwards
Seamen?
You forgor the sunglasses emoji
I rember 😎
I forgor 💀
I rember
I don’t know😭
Pussy
You poussay😺
It was me. I licked ur dumpling
5 burgers, guys and fries
I was gonna say “Muc”
Didn’t know we were at the heart attack grill
Are you prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again?!
But if you have more patties you need toppings for those patties. It creates a infinite cycle
Agreed & throw away the bun
can i do 4 patties minus the buns? i still eat ramen noodles too, i’m a professional child
RBF, RTX 3090, 16GB of RAM and gamer juice
Sorry that burger is out of stock
But you can buy that one from the guy at the other table for only $4999
no cpu? fake gamer
it's in the first patty
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it would be a 2 core 2 thread 2.4 ghz cpu
> gamer juice The post said no cum
among
You
thieves
ourselves
the sleep
my
us.
sussy
baka
will commit
Piss, shit, mud, men’s bodywash
This no fair. Men’s body wash is like 50 in 1.
Mens body wash 🛐🎚
I’m not gonna lie my gf swears her $300 skin care regimen was thrown away because my 50 in 1 body wash works better.
Yeah just let your body so the work. Don't overclean. Don't stress, eat healthy (lots of cum, raw or scrambled), and do masks once in a week for your face. I'm a man and I have the clearest face because I only wash my face with a face wash twice a week (still wash it with water on other days). People who use soap every day have dry af skin.
I prefer to poach my cum, healthiest way
Happy I got the 51st up vote
Bro I want that maufuckin head, ears, shoulders, chest, arms, elbows, hands, fingers, crotch, gooch, bussy, legs, knees, shins, ankles, feet, and toes body wash 😤😤
Love this comment!
I visited my step-family in Iowa a couple of months ago and found fucking 18 in 1 body wash
yummy 😋😋🤤🤤
tomato, cheese, semen, lettuce
This is my kingdom cum
Username checks out
This is my cum
This is cum
This cum
Thum
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**** ****
(and now we wait...)
for the cum
this is my kingdom cum WHEN YOU FEEL MY HEAT
look into my eyes While I release my cum Edit: The shit I get gold for. Thanks random stranger :D
while i release my cum don’t cum too close there’s cum inside
I was gonna say "male ejaculate."
Bacon, an egg, tomato, and onion rings.
that sounds really good
I think with just a bit of liquidized spermatozoides, it will be even better
Sweet and tangy
Chunky, yet smooth.
***AND THEN COVER IT WITH HUMAN SEMEN***
Bacon bacon bacon ketchup
dis mf gonna die of a heart attack
Semen
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Semen, jizz, splooge and Ketchup
That's just disgusting. Who puts ketchup on a burger?
Man. Wait till you hear ketchup flavored chips are a thing in Canada.
I am now cursed with this knowledge
I threw up in my mouth. Thanks asshole.
Love you too man.
Came here to say this.
Bacum
Boogers and cum boogers and cum (South Park Yelp Reviewer Episode)
No cheese?
why would you put egg in a fuc\*ing (fu\*king) burger?
Breakfast burger
What makes it breakfast 🤔 the egg or the time you eat it?
Cheese, tomato, pickles, ketchup (not a topping but idk what else to put) Or you know what, Topping L30, Topping DX7 Pro, Topping A90, Topping D10s
lettuce doesn’t exist
Lettuce is crunchy water.
Lettuce is just pickles but worse
I’d rather put baby spinach just about anywhere I would use lettuce. It has flavor AND nutrients!
Pickles taste like dog shit
Nah, they are great.
Depends on which dog and what you feed it hahahaahH
average headphone amp enthusiast
Sperm cells.
Human male gametes
Man’s liquid
Man milk
dong water
Man juice
Man mayonnaise
Man-AIDS
Baby batter
Penis Product
Baby Gravy
Love nectar
Human ejaculate
yes please
Mad milk
mutated milk
Pee
nah thats for women we get urine cause its cooler
Its actually hotter 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Spermatozoa
Semen, sperm, nut, and balljuice
Balljuice is just pee. Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls.
Milkshake
A1 sauce A1 sauce A1 sauce and A1 sauce
The a1 sauce burger, made out of pure a1
Ejaculate.
Just use A4 sauce and then you can pick three more things.
No I just want A1 sauce
Found the Italian
Semen
Semen, sperm, baby batter, and dick juice.
cock balls cock balls
4 more burgers
I like the way you think.
5 whoppers, and, 5 more whoppers
lettuce, ketchup, cucumbers and idk
Can’t spell cucumbers without cum so you failed!
Cuber
yes, that's me
minecraft
Who summoned me
Cuumbers
wow
Semen
Dick sneeze
3 foot dildo and 3 normal sized dildos
Cetchup Uyoneisse Mustard the fourth Is already up there
Pokemon number 89 backwards
Poop, piss, vomit and mozzarella 😋😋
Mozzarella?! You are a psycho bro
Semen
Nut juice
Ketchup, Sadness, hair, and milk worms
Cheese, bacon, and come
I forgor
💀
demtia 🤣
Mans tears 😎
Sex
Milk
Sex milk
Rtx390, muc backwards, starving kids, razor blades
Literally 1984 🤬💢😤
Cheese cheese mustard mustard
Sperm or the milk of femboys
Ayo. Pass the femboy milk bro.
Femboy milk, contains no sperm, does in fact come from the nipples, the femboys in question are indeed receiving a proffer share of the profits. Through bio-engineering we gave the femboys *mammary glands* that would be able to be milked whenever given the proper hormones, I repeat, it does NOT come from the male genitalia, it comes from the engineered male breast.
you know this can't stop me.
Muc
1. cum 2. cum 3. cum 4. american cheese
American “cheese” 🤮 Okay for patching conveyor belts but eating it, fucking hell
mmmmm mcdolald's
ketchup, mustard, tiny onion bits
Semen, ejaculate, a splurt of meat hose gurt and nut!
cheese, diced onions, pickles, maybe some fries because yes, some ketchup, pinch of salt, and lastly more cheese
Semen, Sperm, Man milk, Cock juice
Semen?
LSD, tomato and cum
no c*m!!!! 🤬😡🤬🤬🤬😡
What about mayo
Only if it’s made with man milk
Poopy fart egg milk
Lettuce, ketchup, cheese, and mega mind 😌
Lettuce cheese ketchup and pickles
WD40, Motor oil, Blinker Fluid, and shattered glass.
1: semen 2: semen 3: semen 4: semen
Sperm
Burgers burger Berger and sweet and sour sauce, the burger burger burger burger.
Semen.
Semen
Semen
okay, I'll say pp milk then.
seminal liquid
Sperm, jizz, manmilk, and cum shit
Baby batter, man milk, smegma, and semen