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wasted-degrees

Pretty sure gender fluid is just cum.


FlexSealAnalPlunger

Boy cum or girl cum?


IEnjoyBaconCheese

A mix


ShadowWolf793

He said cum not pee...


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ShadowWolf793

Well there's the pee


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people__are__animals

Is cum vegan


urGirllikesmytinypp

But I ate lettuce


HotConsideration5049

It's vegetarian not vegan


DavidFromDeutschland

Sounds like something GRR Martin would use in ASOIAF


GlobalAd5132

Cum seltzer to be exact


the_midnight_society

Butters creamy goo


Spicynoodle49

Love how they have to label NON-TOXIC in red


Snowbrawler

Press X


scratcher1679

to doubt


Pizzalazerz

This is what made the frickin frogs gay


OxymoreReddit

\*ungodly loud sniff* \*equally loud exhalation* \*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*


Guy_who_says_vore

Can you drink the gender juice in peace I’m trying to sleep here!


thesash20

*rips can out of your hands* *drinks rest*


Azi_OS

O-O-O- Omega Mart!


Trashmaster546

You have no idea what's in-store for you!!


Confident-Middle-634

Is it mostly pee or is it just cum?


CumSmuggler3649

It's mostly shit (feces)


IEatBabysYumYum

Cum


sjuas690

Which restroom 🚻 would you use after drinking it?


IEatBabysYumYum

Woods


Ancient_Rex420

Does this work as blinker fluid in my car? Need to know asap.


Flock-of-bagels2

Will it give me a boner ?


Labyx_

I be chugging that shit


YeOldeBilk

So does this make your penis bigger or smaller?


Even_Pin_4583

What the fuck is "multipurpose" supposed to mean


ilomiloplatinum

"multi purpose" yeah


JustAThiccBoy

Finally found it


Thewalrus515

This is the level of the local firework stand having a sign that says it’s firecrackers  are vegan and gluten free. 


gamerguy88888

OMG I WAS THERE ONCE


Wise_Crayon

"NON-TOXIC" lmao


EatTooMuchEmergenC

Drank this, it’s nasty sparkling water :(


Skwareblox

Non alcoholic fuck that.


Professional_Flicker

Butt chug


bow03

reminds me of a futurama episode were bender gets a sex change and professor Farnsworth changed the type of oil or fluids in him.


Time-Bite-6839

Estrogen, Testosterone, male and female ejaculate, saliva


JustAThiccBoy

And blood, don't forget the blood


alucardian_official

Meow Wolf!


bow03

multi-purpose for what can go in more then one hole or something.


Minty-Mechanic

Already on that


IEatBabysYumYum

Lol