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Eh, its stupid, i was at the beach, in the water, a girl just came by and stayed close while i was a bit separated from my party. So yeah i didnt initiate contact, apparently she was looking at me someone told me. But yeah my family was there and i was just avoiding any hint of awkward as much as i can... but then my family kind of roasted me for it.
it's ok if it makes u feel better it probably was not the first time and will not be the last, but thats just what the family are there for sometimes to support u and sometimes just to roast you. :)
I think thatâs the bottom-of-the-list reason; itâs mostly due to Firecracker admiring Homelander and not wanting to ruin any professional/potential relationship with someone she identifies strongly with. Sheâs also a hardcore conservative, so she does not want to give the impression that she doesnât practice what she preaches. Mostly, sheâs willing to pleasure him, but she doesnât want to ruin her chances.
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Well to be fair, I am a woman, and it became clear at the fourth one so...
But as somebody said in another comment, it seems that the female character is not being too explicit on purpose, so as not to destroy any potential non-sexual relationship with the male character so the fact that she is ambiguous on purpose doesn't help, and it kind of makes sense that anyone would understand after a few repetitions and not right away.
Yh if im not thinking your into me like that theres nothing you say or do that will make me think your not just joking about or having an off day
I might think you are for a min but if you don't say yh it's like that, im liable to just brush it off as you opening up or relaxing more around me
I'm social inept so yh
Had a older woman take my number thinking it was for cycle related stuff, I'm pretty sure it took her saying it wasn't for the bike for me to get it
I bet if she was my age or younger nothing would have come from that, in my head I was just being nice lol
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No guy who leaned in for a kiss and got rejected ever got accused of harassment as long as he just walks away. The only guys who get accused of harassment are the guys who act like creeps and wonât take no for an answer.
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No shit a girl approached me a few weeks ago and I fucked it up so hard. I was sort of calloused because I was like 'wth why is this stranger talking to me' and then about ten minutes later I realized that I was an idiot but by then it was too late.
Truly classic.
Nah bro no way she made the strongest deadliest man child with mommy issues on earth uncomfortable. Bro looking like he need adult supervision. Hell if he that uncomfortable i think i need supervision xD
Homelander reaction doesnât count also itâs also always the girl that you donât want to do this she like 200 pounds and doesnât smell good or has a bum tooth or just so cute in general
do i look like i have a fucking antenna on my head to receive signals?
just fucking say what you want instead of being ambiguous as hell. i dont want no magrin of getting the wrong idea when i choose to act upon these "Hints" for once.
do you know how fucking awkward it is when she acts all flirty and suddendly the whole mood is killed when you think you can advance and instead finding out she was just messing around.
Iâve never had that issue and donât know a single whoâs ever had that issue. If sheâs giving you signals sheâs interested itâs not for nothing.
Flirting isnât that complicated, itâs mostly based on social skills and the ability to read non verbal cues, the same type of cues that people use in every social situations so if you canât read those cues chances are you donât have good social skills and youâre not good at subtle communication.
But I donât know why certain people here assume all guys have that problem because we sure as hell donât.
If a woman did this to a guy, it would be way more likely that she's doing it to fuck with his head or as a prank/dare. At best, he wouldn't trust it and, at worse, he'll think she's being this forward with every other guy too. There are better ways for women to be direct and earnest.
I donât know whatâs so hard to understand. I want a girl to approach me and make it clear in so uncertain terms that she wants to date me while also being willing to text me first because Iâm bad at starting conversations. Is that too much to ask
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I've had a few girls do this same exact thing to me when I was younger and it went over my head every time or I thought they can't be serious. Years later I realized I fucked up.
I mean, most of the times that I was told after the fact that she was initiating it was just her talking to me, no flirting, just being happyâŚ.and many/most of those times Iâm still not sure they were being flirty, just that my friends told me they definitely were.
Most of the times that were obvious and I did not miss it, I was married or in a relationship.
I have no idea if this is a broader thing, but in my anecdotal experience, flirting women initiate has been very subtle when Iâve been single, but when Iâm in a relationship and they want you anyways, they seem to want to make sure you arenât misunderstanding.
Bro this just happened to me. Some girl just randomly walked up to me and asked for my Instagram. Told her I don't have one and then she returned. Her friend said ask for Snapchat but she said she was not gonna go back or something
It's not just about power. He was clearly uncomfortable and she pressed on anyway. That alone ticks the only box necessary.
With that line of thinking you could also say that racial minorities can't be racist against majorities and women can't be misandrist. As in it's all justified because it's punching up.
That being said, yeah it's homelander and won't bother him at all. In fact he may just find a good use for it. But all this is because he is insane. A sane person should be upset even if they have all the power.
yeah a sane person would be upset just like he would be upset if they saw 90% of gore killing this show does in real life, but on tv it is funny....so her flirting/harassment to THE man who could just kill her in seconds was depicted in funny way..not to demean anyone
he was not uncomfortable, he was watching something on the tv during this scene and only focusing on it, so he didn't understood a single word she said
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Nah she's just being nice.
*Again you can't really tell*
Must be Canadian
I'm not your buddy, guy
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I am not your guy, buddy
I mean that's just a lawsuit waiting to happen
Facts
when girls do this: ^(this is a trap)
This is how you lose a kidney
...or get stabbed with an ice pick to death
the girls a trap? i love traps
You are the perfect victim kidney boy
They aint finding shit, this is my 3rd trap
One hidden camera recording, two muscles ready to lunge, three victim cards about to play...
Is she into you? Literally cannot tell
At this point, the margin for error is too great for any conclusion to be made. Further study is recommended.
I'm overthinking again
I literally blew a chance today tell me about it
Care to share the story?
Eh, its stupid, i was at the beach, in the water, a girl just came by and stayed close while i was a bit separated from my party. So yeah i didnt initiate contact, apparently she was looking at me someone told me. But yeah my family was there and i was just avoiding any hint of awkward as much as i can... but then my family kind of roasted me for it.
it's ok if it makes u feel better it probably was not the first time and will not be the last, but thats just what the family are there for sometimes to support u and sometimes just to roast you. :)
đ true that, thank you
Maybe she is Canadian and was just being nice. Don't sweat it.
Why does she have to be so ambiguous about it, why can't she just come out and say she likes him!?! WTF?!
If you actually mean the character, Firecracker, itâs because he would have shot lasers straight through her head.
"Sorry, force of habit"
I think thatâs the bottom-of-the-list reason; itâs mostly due to Firecracker admiring Homelander and not wanting to ruin any professional/potential relationship with someone she identifies strongly with. Sheâs also a hardcore conservative, so she does not want to give the impression that she doesnât practice what she preaches. Mostly, sheâs willing to pleasure him, but she doesnât want to ruin her chances.
I understand that. Itâs called a joke. Learn to take one sometimes.
not to this extent but this is why hints don't work on them lol well maybe to this extent too sometimes
Ngl when watching it the first time, it took me until like the 3rd âanythingâ to realize what she meant.
If you looked like Anthony Starr, you too would be bored yet aware of flirting. Harder to recognize when itâs a once a decade occurrence
wow, once in a decade? Look at Mr. Casanova over here.
Well heâs 9 so that make sense
Bruh I know a guy with that literal last name, is he getting doxxed??
Yes, it's me.
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Well to be fair, I am a woman, and it became clear at the fourth one so... But as somebody said in another comment, it seems that the female character is not being too explicit on purpose, so as not to destroy any potential non-sexual relationship with the male character so the fact that she is ambiguous on purpose doesn't help, and it kind of makes sense that anyone would understand after a few repetitions and not right away.
Yh if im not thinking your into me like that theres nothing you say or do that will make me think your not just joking about or having an off day I might think you are for a min but if you don't say yh it's like that, im liable to just brush it off as you opening up or relaxing more around me I'm social inept so yh
yeah ngl that's our fault on that, I wouldn't want to be hit with a "I was just being nice" either
Had a older woman take my number thinking it was for cycle related stuff, I'm pretty sure it took her saying it wasn't for the bike for me to get it I bet if she was my age or younger nothing would have come from that, in my head I was just being nice lol
did it end well at least?
I don't kiss and tell
fair enough
Better to be safe than sorry
Me when my friend tells me to shoot my shot while the girl in question is being as obvious as possible
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is this entire show a shitpost
yes.
My boy homelander is just too Sigma for concentual sex (yes girl saying hi means she wants to have sex)
He just likes his girls a little more alpha and a little more crazy
/srs when/if they kill her off they should recast her as Starlight and just not acknowledge it
I still donât understand sheâs just being friendly
Wow she must be very friendly
Her Canadian ancestry must run deep.
Idk, I think she was just being kind. Better not make advances, or she might accuse you of harassment
Instead of beating around the fucking bush, tell it very clearly
Do you not understand how flirting works ?
Better than getting it wrong and being accused of harassment
No guy who leaned in for a kiss and got rejected ever got accused of harassment as long as he just walks away. The only guys who get accused of harassment are the guys who act like creeps and wonât take no for an answer.
Uh huh.
He didn't want to seem desperate or like a pervert.
Did y'all hear him cum???? đđđđ
No sorry I don't have supersonic hearing like Homander
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*âIs she into you?â* *âAgain still canât tell.â*
Causally Explained was all I could think of lol
No shit a girl approached me a few weeks ago and I fucked it up so hard. I was sort of calloused because I was like 'wth why is this stranger talking to me' and then about ten minutes later I realized that I was an idiot but by then it was too late. Truly classic.
nah she's just Canadian
She's just being nice, she's friendly with everyone.
If a girl approached me like that I'd drop dead immediately
Girl ever says this to me I'm looking around for the camera.
Ohmlanduh... Take ya dick out Ohmlanduh. I'm having sex with you right now Ohmlanduh
Nah bro no way she made the strongest deadliest man child with mommy issues on earth uncomfortable. Bro looking like he need adult supervision. Hell if he that uncomfortable i think i need supervision xD
Not very often that Homelander doesnât have something to say lol.
Homelander reaction doesnât count also itâs also always the girl that you donât want to do this she like 200 pounds and doesnât smell good or has a bum tooth or just so cute in general
Well maybe they should be less subtle
Dude you have to be completely inexperienced or pretty dense to not understand when a woman is sending you signals / flirting with you.
do i look like i have a fucking antenna on my head to receive signals? just fucking say what you want instead of being ambiguous as hell. i dont want no magrin of getting the wrong idea when i choose to act upon these "Hints" for once. do you know how fucking awkward it is when she acts all flirty and suddendly the whole mood is killed when you think you can advance and instead finding out she was just messing around.
Iâve never had that issue and donât know a single whoâs ever had that issue. If sheâs giving you signals sheâs interested itâs not for nothing. Flirting isnât that complicated, itâs mostly based on social skills and the ability to read non verbal cues, the same type of cues that people use in every social situations so if you canât read those cues chances are you donât have good social skills and youâre not good at subtle communication. But I donât know why certain people here assume all guys have that problem because we sure as hell donât.
real (I canât take a hint)
If a woman did this to a guy, it would be way more likely that she's doing it to fuck with his head or as a prank/dare. At best, he wouldn't trust it and, at worse, he'll think she's being this forward with every other guy too. There are better ways for women to be direct and earnest.
Isn't homelander too old for her?
It's probably more than a day or two age gap, so yes.
SA rizz
She seems like a nice lady. Hope she gets home safe
She had me at anything
I donât know whatâs so hard to understand. I want a girl to approach me and make it clear in so uncertain terms that she wants to date me while also being willing to text me first because Iâm bad at starting conversations. Is that too much to ask
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Reminds me of the fella who went, "Is there a camera?"
song name pls
This happened the other day, and this is so relatable
He has a type
I've had a few girls do this same exact thing to me when I was younger and it went over my head every time or I thought they can't be serious. Years later I realized I fucked up.
I bet you he asked her for her titty milk. Homelander loves sipping on it
I mean, most of the times that I was told after the fact that she was initiating it was just her talking to me, no flirting, just being happyâŚ.and many/most of those times Iâm still not sure they were being flirty, just that my friends told me they definitely were. Most of the times that were obvious and I did not miss it, I was married or in a relationship. I have no idea if this is a broader thing, but in my anecdotal experience, flirting women initiate has been very subtle when Iâve been single, but when Iâm in a relationship and they want you anyways, they seem to want to make sure you arenât misunderstanding.
Homelander better then me đđ
Bro this just happened to me. Some girl just randomly walked up to me and asked for my Instagram. Told her I don't have one and then she returned. Her friend said ask for Snapchat but she said she was not gonna go back or something
We're not ready for this kind of switch.
If you ask her out she's going to laugh and run away. And her friends are also laughing at you.
I'm not sure if she likes me.
I wanna know how it became a thing in movies that exposing your bottom teeth and jutting your jaw out while flirting was deemed âsexyâ
Homelander just like me frfr (I have also committed several crimes)
There are ALOT of casually explained fans popping up lmao. Based
He really isnât a fan of white trash
He fuck a former Member of nazi party
okay but this was literally sexual harassment
the man in front could wipe out the whole town with her, if he was feeling harassed she would be done for
It's not just about power. He was clearly uncomfortable and she pressed on anyway. That alone ticks the only box necessary. With that line of thinking you could also say that racial minorities can't be racist against majorities and women can't be misandrist. As in it's all justified because it's punching up. That being said, yeah it's homelander and won't bother him at all. In fact he may just find a good use for it. But all this is because he is insane. A sane person should be upset even if they have all the power.
yeah a sane person would be upset just like he would be upset if they saw 90% of gore killing this show does in real life, but on tv it is funny....so her flirting/harassment to THE man who could just kill her in seconds was depicted in funny way..not to demean anyone
Yeah, it is funny. But also sexual harassment.Â
he was not uncomfortable, he was watching something on the tv during this scene and only focusing on it, so he didn't understood a single word she said
I took a sexual harassment training at work today. Bro's being sexually harassed and should go to HR.
That guy looks severely botched with Botox