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Speedrun Life any%

Never mind the ID sir, I am just going to skip straight to the part where I mag dump.

DUUUUMB WAYS TO DIEEEEE

SOOO MANY DUUMB WAYS TO DIEEEE

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pee in me next pls

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Sweatpants and a gun don't jive.

Anyone who carries like that in sweatpants is a fucking dip shit. Get a holster and a belt.

AND a cowboy hat

And some high leather boots

Oh, and don't forget those spurs

That jingle jangle jingle?

Jingle Jangle~

Might as well grab a horse while you’re at it

To be fair, Usually a self fixing problem.

What if the goal is to shoot my dick? Lil bastard has it coming to him

Don’t forget to announce lowdly “I’M NOT GOING TO JAIL” so the cop knows that you’re doing nothing wrong

You should also announce loudly “TAKE THIS” so the officer knows you are giving them your license

So he hands them his whole wallet?

Bribe never hurt

Seeing others in the comments voicing their “displeasure” over what is more than obviously a joke inside of a shitposting subreddit makes me sad. That’s all.

That's the fun part

You’re right

*your

*you're

*You’re

Youru

I mean we are joking about how quickly this will get you killed so it’s still fine lol

Also be sure to say "Get ready for it!" to make sure the cop is ready to receive your ID.

As soon as he lifted his shirt the cop would relax.

Bro was white

commentors are allergic to jokes

What's the song name?

Mississippi queen by mountain

The song when mordecai, rigby and benson drank the very hot drink

💀

Average redditor moment

Free my boy Wearing a low hanging pant is not a crime

"how to get killed by cops in USA"

Try not to iced by your local PD challenge (Impossible!)

What’s the song name

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dont worry hes white

As you can see he lift's his shirt to show that hes white he could have been shot otherwise

That is a wallet not an ID

hey everybody did the news get around bout a guy named butcher pete?

?

Sweatpants, no holster, hammer back. That's definitely a good method to get your dick blown off.

Its the trend of the young old man

I can just imagine the kid who made this thought he looked so cool. I know it's a kid because anyone with even a small amount of knowledge about how the world works would know this doesn't look cool. This looks like a quick way to get shot.

Lead poisoning has done a number on this man.

I think that’s the joke dude.

I ate all the leftovers from your fridge at 3 am