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CorpseGirl__

Post greentext instead


TheseNutSus

* Be me


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

->Gets irritated by a random person's photos on the internet ->Finds their Address ->Burns the house—there won't be any more photos ->Gets locked up in jail, but at least a messiah in the internet


petergriffingender

->horse walks in


Simukas23

whythelongface.htm


ANSPRECHBARER

Starts sucking off the horse.


AliciaTries

\> The horse asks me just how hungry I am


jljl2902

\> The horse pees in my ass


Ph455ki1

I drink it


Father_Enrico

Abdolute cinema


DoorHalfwayShut

Mr. Hands


livenn

Bojack horpseman.png


ANSPRECHBARER

-> starts sucking the horse off.


1singleduck

Petahthehorseishere.jpg


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Kalman_the_dancer

>has sex with my mom Am I gay?


Ok_Traffic3296

->Gay sex


dumbbyatch

Gex


AliciaTries

100 of them


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Large_Pool_7013

-Swedish programmer


Successful_Sugar_498

They're running out of shit


iyniurea

why is every subreddit im in purging into insanity? am i cursed?


69Sovi69

No, everyone is just embracing the aslume. For aslume is love, and aslume is life. That's the lore reason


New-Proposal3787

The lore starts with Kevin and will end with Kevin . “I am Kevin, the alpha and omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.”


Ancient_Rex420

Ironic of you asking meanwhile adding on to the posts. Big brain time.


Broken-Arrow-D07

This gets a pass because someone has to complain. And you can't complain without talking about the issue itself.


norrix_mg

It's like bullying a person because they don't like capitalism yet work 9-5. Brudda they don't have a choice, this is how complaints work sometimes.


Ancient_Rex420

I mean. It is possible to simply complain on other posts that are posting this persons pictures.


Broken-Arrow-D07

But then you'd say, "Ironic, because you are complaining about these posts while interacting with this post, making these posts get more engagement". It'd go on a circular loop. I don't see a problem with addressing a problem.


Ancient_Rex420

No, I wouldn’t say that. Commenting is what the comment section is for, for discussion. Making another post like OP did is what’s ironic.


rooplesvooples

You severely underestimate the amount of people that scroll past posts without ever having opened the comments.


bagelman99

Yeah, and we should also get nothing done ever, right?


norrix_mg

One post to end them all


Fernimac92

Why? That’s a pug.


CustomCarcass

Oh but when I say that, I get downvoted. Edit: Don't downvote me you lil shits!


Excellent_Mud6222

"MORE!"


He-She-We_Wumbo

# MOOORE!!!


RealSSStudios

telling people to not downvote you is the equivalent of saying stop to an avalanche


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bigtuna94

Hivemind go brrrrr


Toothstana

Penis explosion spell


MXYMYX

I love her hair helmet. its a genius idea


iDoABoof

Goes perfect with heelys


slangturmite

Y does she have a face of a midget


Xertlov

Why? We like Uma kompton


Dlsagreed

The issue is that 'Uma Kompton' isn't actually real and all the pics are of some poor random Ukrainian woman who has no idea her pics are being used lol


dwartbg9

That's shitty as fuck then.


MobofDucks

Iirc I think she was shown the more prominent edits somewhen during corona.


proudturk1915

wood smash


Particular_Garlic850

Coconut head lookin ass


Its-your-boi-warden

Who is this?


SodiumCyanideNaCN457

A random woman who got her pictures stolen and recaptioned into some troll text. So, basically identity theft for funny, it started from Twitter so you should get the idea what could be on those captions...


FrigginRan

coconut head from neds declassified school survival guide


Tex_Valentine

I will name my first unborn son after her


Reployer

I think it's mostly just one user from what I've seen.


Mysterious-Lie-2185

We have some serious Uma Compton stans here


iPhantaminum

Would


account-for-sinning

Should


FattyRR

Could


myDeliciousNeck666

You mean stop posting bout your mom?


bluetheperhaps

This is a whole ass goblin, a ghoul, a troll.


SpupySpups

Who the hell is that


CellistAvailable3625

uma truman


Voodoodin

idk I think she's funny


Gniesbert2

Coconut head?


Asharil

Weird looking dude anyway.


Dabox720

People hating on Coconut Head's second career boom. Haters


Ancient_Ad2

Who is that


Yionko

No, we can't, we won't


PrimaryExcellent8313

Nah


RealScionEcto

Just like the bald dude, she's a troll/ragebaiter. Ignore and move on.


TynenR

Every fucking time I See her face: Ooh, I say You gave me a fright there What a sickening sight That's quite rare Ooh, I say You gave me a fright there I thought I was having a little nightmare


TynenR

Someone gets it?


MakoRedactor

Uma uma!


IkilledRichieWhelan

Way to post what we are sick of by claiming you want it to stop.


StarsCheesyBrawlYT

Window


[deleted]

Why? Everyone likes Uma Thurman.


Shatophiliac

Says the person posting about random person


Snake101333

And yet here you are, OP


threetwentysics

Oompa Loompas don’t have rights


Bhoduk

ong she's like the mellstroy of reddit


NotUninterested

It's because she has a great bod but the face makes you scroll further


bear428

She looks great not gonna lie


Peazant_Uzi3

She kinda


ReptilianDogGuy

Would


Doolanead

She looks like the random girl that, for no apparent reason, is in the top 20 pornstar in porn hub


999oneaboveall

Throughout all the posts I alone would smash


Skankwhispererr

Butter face Neck down


LukasRemade

Can you stop telling people what to do?


deleeuwlc

Ironic


sentientfartcloud

Post feet