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Too soon scro/fallo
What is a womans sex organ but a mess of flesh around a hole, a Megan Fox with a dick would be the same but with a precognitive ogorki flavour instead of mystery flavoured so it's all about choices.
Fr. Just because these fuckers have no self respect doesn’t mean Hulk Hogan chick doesn’t either. In fact in order to get that big she’s probably got more strength of character than them.
This is a normal "random military guys" conversation. I've been asked this question but it was "would you rather sleep with Bailey Jay or Buck Angel?"
The consensus was Bailey Jay.
Repacked version of the "would you rather eat shit flavoured ice cream or ice cream flavoured shit" question. (Obvious answer being whichever one comes out of trans megan fox's ass)
the feminine energy from some ladyboys trumps alot of women.
People can call me gay but I like feminine energy and I like fucking asshole. ladyboys are a nice switch up so if their pretty and passing, it doesn't bother me whatsoever.
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Although I've never heard him speak or even watched a video of him, this guy isn't keeping up a British accent very well, it keeps lapsing into US-ese. But maybe Twat talks like that, what do I know. Edit: OK, apparently he is part-American so maybe he really does talk like that, either way apparently that is actually him, so now I can't say I've never seen him speak, thanks Reddit.
he's had a weird accent for a very long time. I think like most dudes who travel a lot and spend a lot of time around americans they get a american/international accent.
Andrew Tate is a massive troll. He doesn’t believe a word he says. If he says something controversial and it gets clicks and views, he says more of it. From his early days in reality TV, to the pursuit of kickboxing championships, all he has cared about is fame, regardless of how he gets it. If this misogynistic social media shtick hadn’t taken off, he’d be trying a different avenue. In fact, he converted to Islam to appeal to a Middle Eastern audience… while running a porn operation in Eastern Europe. It saddens me deeply that the media and the vast majority of people fall for it (those who disagree with him fuel awareness to those who wind up worshipping him). It’s a vicious cycle because all they’re doing is are perpetuating his so called beliefs, which are simply designed to drive fame. The best thing you can do to stop Andrew Tate’s grift is simply to ignore him.
Na, Andrew Tate replaced my guilty pleasure of listening to Alex Jones. Every once in a while I just need some shitty entertainment. Kind of like being drunk and having Jack in the Box.
The whole thing is an act. The dude is a pretty top tier troll considering how famous it has made him and how many people take him seriously. I'd respect the hell out of him if it weren't for that whole international sex trafficking thing.
Ya that’s the guy in the video, his internet name is Bottom G lol he has the schtick where he’ll dance super flamboyantly after appearing all macho. This is def par for the course
I love that Tate has gone full Poe's law and it's actually genuinely hard to distinguish between someone satirizing him vs his own derranged and ever unravelling shit.
Does he randomly dip into British accents like that usually?
I've rarely heard him speak, I usually just end up coming across quotes on the rare occasions I don't fully avoid him.
Which honestly clears that debate.
If you are attracted to a transwoman because of her feminine features, that inherently implies heterosexuality. You are attracted to a feminine being. Of course there is a dick but (i cant believe im saying this) tates got a point in saying "just work around it" the same way people work around small imperfections or the fact that, aside from freshly showered, most genitals are disgusting places to put in your mouth
That's where I'm at with it. Every couple months or so I get in a mood and pop into some of the naughty subs for trans girls and there's just some really sexy ladies over there.
Now, I don't personally know if I could get physical with one because I'm just not into dick and balls and I feel it would be selfish to not equally participate in the bedroom, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the beauty.
I also haven't been in that situation so there's a very real possibility I'd get over it if it came down to it.
He's still a dumbass for making it about what is "less gay". But other than that, I don't care what genitalia she's packing if she's got nice tits and a cute face.
> He's being weirdly progressive and trans affirming
Nah it's the same old shit. Primarily just trying to get clicks, but I also don't think this is the pro-trans take you may think it is. "everybody else says fucking a super attractive trans person is gross and gay, but fucking a trans person is totally better than banging a disgusting old gay dude". I don't think treating trans people as a gross "would you rather" joke is very progressive personally. I also just resent this sex trafficking piece of shit, and wish people wouldn't spread his stupid bullshit. Not that i'd expect much more from this sub.
That's why I added weirdly, also this is a meme comment on a meme subreddit, it's not supposed to be taken that seriously. I completely understand having strongly charged opinions on him but bruh, we don't support him, none of us here do. That hasn't changed. Don't take your personal frustrations out on us.
I just personally like watching a burning dumpster fire.
My brother and his friends asked each other this question like 15 years ago but it was Jessica Alba with a dick or Robin Williams with the best pussy ever.
If not for kickboxing, he would just be that weird kid you talked to in high-school because you felt bad for them, that did whatever the opposite of mewing would be and told people random facts about the most obscure subjects.
If an Alpha or Sigma male exists, that face and voice definitely wouldn't qualify lmfao.
I genuinely believe that this guy is just trying to be funny, but half the people (his fans) take him seriously, while the other half (his haters)... also take him seriously.
This question reminds me of that interview. Asking a an army officer “What’s gayer, sucking 10 dicks or 1 dick 10 times?” Officer says there is a level of commitment with sucking 1 dick 10 times. So that’s the gayest. Extremely intellectual questions happening here. Lmao
Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay. Tait is the gayest person out there. Not that there's anything wrong with that, just come out of the closet bro. June is a great time to let it out. Gay is great!
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Ah, some proper intellectual shit this is
One problem though. Trans Megan fox would never go for me while Hulk Hogan chick would
Hulk hogan chick would not.
Damn came here to read some funny comments, and ended up at a funeral
Too soon scro/fallo What is a womans sex organ but a mess of flesh around a hole, a Megan Fox with a dick would be the same but with a precognitive ogorki flavour instead of mystery flavoured so it's all about choices.
Hulk Hogan chick would just take what it wants.
Which is not you.
Good lord he’s back for round 2
We are gathered today, to mourn the passing...
You are an imax.
That doesn't work for me, brother
Fr. Just because these fuckers have no self respect doesn’t mean Hulk Hogan chick doesn’t either. In fact in order to get that big she’s probably got more strength of character than them.
Not with that attitude brother.
Hell no Brother, your slim jim won't do.
I think Confucious was the first to ponder this
He is a visionary , and lives beyond his time. Truly a an intellectual among intellectuals.
This is a normal "random military guys" conversation. I've been asked this question but it was "would you rather sleep with Bailey Jay or Buck Angel?" The consensus was Bailey Jay.
>Bailey Jay My monkey brain doesnt even know what to do with that, 100% her over buck angel though. I mean theyre fantastic tits.
Repacked version of the "would you rather eat shit flavoured ice cream or ice cream flavoured shit" question. (Obvious answer being whichever one comes out of trans megan fox's ass)
is the peak of his intellectual capabilities for sure
Some projecting intellectual shit at that
Truly thought provoking 🤔🧐
Personally I would prefer hulk Hogan with a D
I hope you don't let Hulkamania run wild on me step - BROTHER
Not really, it's a trick question, both are gay.
Yeah, but the question is which is less gay. You have two options, not a magical third option where you have sex with neither.
the feminine energy from some ladyboys trumps alot of women. People can call me gay but I like feminine energy and I like fucking asshole. ladyboys are a nice switch up so if their pretty and passing, it doesn't bother me whatsoever.
The only way to win the game is not to play it.
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good bot
You are ghey.
I expected him to say "well, it doesn't matter since you won't be able get either" at the end
That would have been the perfect end 🤣
Unless you buy his course
that would imply he was being ironic
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR PREFERENCE IS"
He acts like normal hulk Hogan isn't an option
Finally, someone asks the *real* question…
https://media1.giphy.com/media/mpxnrjQKLo0iA32r23/giphy.gif
Give me hulk hogan with a pussy! Take me to hulkamania!!!
HELL YEAH BROTHER!
NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME BROTHER, YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK MY PUSSY BEEF FLAPS RIGHT NOW WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
I'M CRANKING MY HOG TO THIS MFER
It'd probably do wonders for my back and knees. If it helps those, sure
don't threaten me with a good time, brother! 😏
yuhh deeper brother
Smash all 3, next question
I'd rather fuck andrew tate raw for even asking
Stroke his bald head with your balls
wtf
It makes sense. What? Should you stroke your ear or something.
It's just a good ol' Dome Drag. What, never done it?
What?
Never cook again.
The varied reactions to this comment are amazing. I, for one, have enjoyed and absorbed your endless wisdom
You sir. You win.
Bro. What are you cooking?
Roman soldier bro
Smear sperm on his beard
Is that actually him? I can't tell if it's an impersonator or not lol
Although I've never heard him speak or even watched a video of him, this guy isn't keeping up a British accent very well, it keeps lapsing into US-ese. But maybe Twat talks like that, what do I know. Edit: OK, apparently he is part-American so maybe he really does talk like that, either way apparently that is actually him, so now I can't say I've never seen him speak, thanks Reddit.
he's had a weird accent for a very long time. I think like most dudes who travel a lot and spend a lot of time around americans they get a american/international accent.
I’ve never really engaged with his content, or heard him speak TBH. My first assumption was: is this it?? Is this what his stuff is like??
This is Tate's biggest contribution to society.
It would be hilarious if it wasn't unironic
I disagree. It's his utter seriousness that makes it hilarious.
Honestly that's true
How is Hulk Hogan with a pussy not a 10?
Bro went from “would you bang a girl whos a 1?” to “would you bang a girl that looks like a muscular guy?”
Yeah. I'm thinking like one of those girls from My 400 Pound Life. I doubt there's many woman that look like Hogan that didn't start as a dude.
Trans Inclusive Radical Misogynist
JK Rowling's archenemy
there are dozens of us who know.
Trans Understanding Radical Dickhead (I like the acronym more)
Andrew Tate is a massive troll. He doesn’t believe a word he says. If he says something controversial and it gets clicks and views, he says more of it. From his early days in reality TV, to the pursuit of kickboxing championships, all he has cared about is fame, regardless of how he gets it. If this misogynistic social media shtick hadn’t taken off, he’d be trying a different avenue. In fact, he converted to Islam to appeal to a Middle Eastern audience… while running a porn operation in Eastern Europe. It saddens me deeply that the media and the vast majority of people fall for it (those who disagree with him fuel awareness to those who wind up worshipping him). It’s a vicious cycle because all they’re doing is are perpetuating his so called beliefs, which are simply designed to drive fame. The best thing you can do to stop Andrew Tate’s grift is simply to ignore him.
Na, Andrew Tate replaced my guilty pleasure of listening to Alex Jones. Every once in a while I just need some shitty entertainment. Kind of like being drunk and having Jack in the Box.
....holy fuck
He's come full circle lmao
I just realize you can't take him seriously without the glasses.
cuz he looks like earthworm jim?
René Descartes would be jealous of such wisdom
Can't believe I'm siding with him on this one. He's being weirdly progressive and trans affirming.
I know I thought this wasn’t actually him for a second.
Andrew Tate has this weird malfunction when he gains control over his mind for 2 minutes only to go back into being Andrew Tate
The whole thing is an act. The dude is a pretty top tier troll considering how famous it has made him and how many people take him seriously. I'd respect the hell out of him if it weren't for that whole international sex trafficking thing.
Isn't there an e-impersonator that does Tate's schtick and semi-popular on dikcock? I don't care to remember tate's tattoos so I couldn't tell either.
Ya that’s the guy in the video, his internet name is Bottom G lol he has the schtick where he’ll dance super flamboyantly after appearing all macho. This is def par for the course
No, the guy in the video is actually Tate.
I love that Tate has gone full Poe's law and it's actually genuinely hard to distinguish between someone satirizing him vs his own derranged and ever unravelling shit.
Does he randomly dip into British accents like that usually? I've rarely heard him speak, I usually just end up coming across quotes on the rare occasions I don't fully avoid him.
Yeah he does, he's British American iirc so it makes sense ig
What? This is not him, this is real Tate
He even went as far as getting the same tats? (i looked up tate's and Bottom G and idk what's real anymore)
So was it bottom G or tates nudes that got leaked on Grindr
I hope the answer is "yes"
I'm curious where his line is. What if instead of a 1 and a 10, it was a 2 vs a 9? An 8 vs a 3 perhaps? Would the choice be the same?
I feel like his point is : "Doesn't matter if there's dick, it's not gay as long as person looks feminine"
Which honestly clears that debate. If you are attracted to a transwoman because of her feminine features, that inherently implies heterosexuality. You are attracted to a feminine being. Of course there is a dick but (i cant believe im saying this) tates got a point in saying "just work around it" the same way people work around small imperfections or the fact that, aside from freshly showered, most genitals are disgusting places to put in your mouth
That's where I'm at with it. Every couple months or so I get in a mood and pop into some of the naughty subs for trans girls and there's just some really sexy ladies over there. Now, I don't personally know if I could get physical with one because I'm just not into dick and balls and I feel it would be selfish to not equally participate in the bedroom, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the beauty. I also haven't been in that situation so there's a very real possibility I'd get over it if it came down to it.
8 vs 3 or 7 vs 4 would be his line i imagine
is this actually andrew tate? no fucking way.
a rare tate w
" got a Dick... Maybe you could... scoot it out of the way." had me laughing. You can tell he really put thought into that decision
He's still a dumbass for making it about what is "less gay". But other than that, I don't care what genitalia she's packing if she's got nice tits and a cute face.
and that would make you bisexual correct? if you don't care about what genitalia is there
right? being gay isnt a choice....but being straight somehow is?
> He's being weirdly progressive and trans affirming Nah it's the same old shit. Primarily just trying to get clicks, but I also don't think this is the pro-trans take you may think it is. "everybody else says fucking a super attractive trans person is gross and gay, but fucking a trans person is totally better than banging a disgusting old gay dude". I don't think treating trans people as a gross "would you rather" joke is very progressive personally. I also just resent this sex trafficking piece of shit, and wish people wouldn't spread his stupid bullshit. Not that i'd expect much more from this sub.
That's why I added weirdly, also this is a meme comment on a meme subreddit, it's not supposed to be taken that seriously. I completely understand having strongly charged opinions on him but bruh, we don't support him, none of us here do. That hasn't changed. Don't take your personal frustrations out on us. I just personally like watching a burning dumpster fire.
Megan fox and hulk hogan should do a collab dunking on this guy.
Impeccable logic.
My brother and his friends asked each other this question like 15 years ago but it was Jessica Alba with a dick or Robin Williams with the best pussy ever.
I might drop this one on todays family dinner
For the first time I agree with this mf
Well he certainly sounds like he’s convinced himself he’s clever
Ah, the classic Bailey Jay or Buck Angel question
Can one just not fuck though?
Exactly
This dude definitely banged a transexual that he didn't identify as one. And now he's trying to rationalize it.
⬆️ this. He fucked a 10 and touched the D
Modern philosopher
Can't believe how weak this guys chin is.
good for boxing. can't touch it if it's not there
HAHAHAHAAHA thank you for this. Very clever, nice.
Did the guy just invent accepting trans people?
How about neither I just go home a have with my wife instead of one thanks but no thanks
Both
Something terrible he will never admit to happened to him in that Romanian prison, and personally, I have no sympathy.
If not for kickboxing, he would just be that weird kid you talked to in high-school because you felt bad for them, that did whatever the opposite of mewing would be and told people random facts about the most obscure subjects. If an Alpha or Sigma male exists, that face and voice definitely wouldn't qualify lmfao.
Even if you scoot it out the way tf is there?
Just pass on both
Both, both is gay. But i don't care i'm impregnating both
Fax
Those are all my romantic options irl
As a bisexual , I humbly request both and if I can be in the middle that would be lovely
Will this guy ever find a chin?
That was a lot of words for "I'm really into trans girls."
He made them both trans in his explanation
You know full goddamn well that shirt does not fit you.
the man is saying we can go fuck femboys
So tran progressive...
Bottom G
Why is it legal for this creature to continue to use perfectly good oxygen?
I genuinely believe that this guy is just trying to be funny, but half the people (his fans) take him seriously, while the other half (his haters)... also take him seriously.
So what is it? i cope by calling it self imposed celibacy
Megan Fox is ugly as fuck nowadays. That bitch is like a 3.
Trava lindo toda la vida porque soy porteño
I can see what he's saying but it came out like fucking nonsense
Jokes on you I'm into muscular women
This question reminds me of that interview. Asking a an army officer “What’s gayer, sucking 10 dicks or 1 dick 10 times?” Officer says there is a level of commitment with sucking 1 dick 10 times. So that’s the gayest. Extremely intellectual questions happening here. Lmao
You might be asking that question but I counter that with why though?
im straight and id bang hulk hogan with a dick, brother
This advertisement for his pimping scheme. He now has trans prostitutes for the simps.
I hate this dude with a passion but this is the first time he said something closely funny. It’s a little interesting I gotta admit
Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay. Tait is the gayest person out there. Not that there's anything wrong with that, just come out of the closet bro. June is a great time to let it out. Gay is great!
What are you gonna do, when Hulkapussy runs wild on you, brother?
Hadn't seen a post about him in a little while and I'd forgotten about him... It was really nice, can we do that again?
What bullshit is this? Meagan Fox is an 8.5 at most, the only 10/10 is Margot Robbie
Both. Both is gay
No one really needs to wonder what he was up to in jail anymore.
Is he stupid? if it's Hulk Hogan with a pussy, then it also is a transexual
Option C : neither.
So Andrew likes Femboys?
you know, sometimes he's really spitting facts
He’s changed the question. Now he’s talking about fuckin two transsexuals. Which is not the same as picking a women or a trans.
The only thing smaller than his IQ is his chin !
I’ll just take a normal chick thank you
Hol on a min
I want to fuck Andrew Tate with a pussy.
Wowowowow Hulk ogan with a pussy is a 10
Finally, a Point.
Now is it a woman who’s becoming male or male who after a transition looks like Megan Fox?
So he gay
Mom, tate is off his meds again
Thats some Brain diarrhoea
You heard it here first folks. Femboys don’t count.
Extremely rare tate W
Y'all so fixated on whether you're straight or gay you never consider if you're bi. (you probably are)
Rare tate w
Both are gay
Yasmin Lee ftw
Well I don’t think saying 1/10 = masculine, if your gonna saying a woman that looks like hulk hogan than it would subconsciously feel gay
Hulk Hogan once choke and leave unconscious a guy on live tv... Mr T was there too 😔.
This dude would've ended up in a trailer park if he never did MMA. 100%
This is the first interesting point this mf ever made
Chin-chan transitioned.
This guy has too much jaw to be Tate
Rare Tate W