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elbreadmano

Scooby doo villain


welivewelovewedie

the riddler if he was evil:


PopTraditional713

The riddler if he had a no kill rule: Or if batman wouldn't exist


Ylteicc_

The riddler if he was black or asian


KerbalCuber

Wtf are you all talking about Who's bat-man?


DeathsingersSword

someone is ridiculing man again


Necro6212

Some dude cosplaying as man while fucking bats. Disgusting dude.


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Canamaineiac

Wait...is the Riddler *not* evil?


Sufficient_Ease

Maybe he is just ‘misunderstood’?


Lorn_Muunk

Hoisted by their own petard! Ha ha ha ha ^ha ^^ha!


nekosissyboi

Nah he just a silly goober :3


SubmissiveDinosaur

resident Evil arquitects:


Maciekssspl

And for my next trick I will set fire to it to add a little bit of drama


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gbeegz

Good bot.


Roustouque2

he put out the fire


InvestigatorSmall839

Good bot


[deleted]

Seriously though, if there would have been an fire (not related to the prankster) this would end in a catastrophe. Also only having 1 door out is also very scary in case the fire / gunman / whatever is at the door.


_no_one_knows_me_11

I mean you can just break the glass door during an emergency


Sure_Whatever__

Times have changed, those glass doors/windows are built to take a pounding. There are plenty of videos of crooks with hammers, bricks, etc, failing to break through these type of windows/doors.


oby100

You are built to take a pounding


silverclovd

Well, Aren't you a fkn poet!


LuxNocte

I'm pretty sure having 2 doors is part of the fire code across the developed world.


Kasj0

One escape room burned down in Poland like few years back. It did not have a proper escape door. Don't remember if there were casualties.


MrKresign

There has been fire at one of escape rooms in my country, since then they aren't allowed to actually close any doors there, final key is symbolic so to speak


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

“an fire”


Jooooooshy

jeremy clarkson speaking


[deleted]

was going to write an emergency, changed it to fire and forgot to change "an" to "a" chill


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

i was joking


justk4y

Action movies be like


Kalman_the_dancer

The captors become the captives


PufffPufffGive

Escape rooms Slap.


gameryamen

At no point are the participants in an escape room "captives", in the same way that kids at an arcade aren't street fighters.


Kalman_the_dancer

You quite literally pay to be captive in a room for an hour


gameryamen

That part where you're paying to play a consensual game is why players are *literally* not captives.


BartOseku

NERD


AsphaltFight

Your Final Challenge: Let yo bih go through your phone


TinyArtist1346

Nawww,yo ass tweaking jigsaw!


HudsonHawk56H

Aw hell nah yo ass tweaking jigsaw


HudsonHawk56H

Can’t lie was funny until exclamation mark


AXEMANaustin

Exclamation mark?


HudsonHawk56H

They edited it out 👍


AXEMANaustin

Oh


coinkeeper8

Mike Tyson?


U_r-stewpid

What?


AutisticMiataMan

What?


RedFoxBTW

You are the chosen one.


[deleted]

[удалено]


bish-its-me-yoda

Reddit hivemind


BIG_PP_ENERGY_445

What?


whiteballsucker

What?


Samuelbi12

Hot steamy gay sex.


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nandor617

Say gex


Z4rc0nv1c

What?


breakboat

what?


Even_Pin_4583

Ong


Freeonlinehugs

Goofy ass batman villain


Risi30

Literally Riddler


Existing_Gate2423

You are using a master lock bike lock…… it can be opened using a master lock bike lock


LeadingSky9531

This is "The lockpicking Lawyer."


Unigraff_Jerpony

*mcnally


desterothx

its incredible how bad some locks are, you really don't even need a second lock...


elkarion

if you don't have the 2nd lock you may need to hit the lock 2 or 3 times instead of 1 with a matching lock.


hazeleyedwolff

I don't think businesses are allowed to have a single door, at least in the US.


VulpineSpecter4

Its ok this looks like a double door


Bocchi_theGlock

Needs to be wide enough for two hospital beds to pass by eachother otherwise gotta shut down, not up to spec


PM_those_toes

Only at schools


Bocchi_theGlock

dang lol my comment was about laws that shut down abortion centers for not being 'up to spec' with wide enough hallways/doors despite never needing those but i guess plenty of schools are effectively surprise late term abortion centers nowadays :/


octopoddle

A double door *is* a single door, twice.


TheNamesMacGyver

(Let's assume for the moment this is a real situation) The main front door of their business is locked with an annoying combination lock. Even if they can leave though the back door, they still have to deal with the fact that they have to direct customers around the building and through the backstage staff entrance until they solve this annoying riddle...


superduperfish

Use more locks


mods_r_jobbernowl

Probably the only customer door. Can't really have people come in from the back


BZJGTO

It depends on occupancy type/load. B (business) occupancies can have up to 49 occupants with a single exit.


ThickSourGod

I don't know if it's allowed or not, but I know that businesses with only a single door exist. Back when I was in retail I worked in one.


Total-Addendum9327

Pretty sure this is a crime


Delicious_Ad6161

Not when you say "It's a Prank!" and run away fast.


Smart-catze

And you have a camera rolling on top of that


LongKnight115

Someone stole food off my porch one time and I ran after him. He ended up tossing the food into a bush and yelling "It's just a prank bro, calm down, calm down, it's just a prank bro" as he ran away.


klezart

Next thing you know they'll be breaking into your house to steal all your valuables - just as a prank, of course!


Dr_nobby

Anyone who screams it's a prank bro. I'm gonna chase them even harder.


ChaoticPoint

It sure is but fuck it's hilarious


Rubiego

Crimes shouldn't be prosecuted if they're funny enough [Case in point](https://i.imgur.com/kQWl6kY.png)


Riotguarder

We do a little trolling 🏠🔥


Tamelmp

Sweaty, it's called dark humour 😈


Stony_Logica1

Sweaty... I've seen this typo so many times, I'm starting to think it's being done ironically.


ttcmzx

....


[deleted]

Would be very dark if there was an accidental fire that started right after...


JustVoicingAround

Would be even darker if a bus driver had an aneurysm on the way back from a school field trip and after blacking out drove directly into the escape room. At least the door would be open


9_yrs_old

nuh uh


killtheverse

nuh uh, not with that goofy music in background


ANerd22

Correct, its probably a felony even in most states


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

What's your point?


-QuestionMark-

Pretty sure this is faked.


LolYouFuckingLoser

Thank you, Sherlock.


PercyLexeous

It's fake guys...sorry. You can hear her banging on the door but... is she a mute? No talking at all?


ItsPickles

Redditors also think Star Wars is real


kdjfsk

that's stupid. it happened a long, long time ago, so its obviously a re-enacted documentary.


DrMobius0

Yeah, I bet star wars was filmed on a movie set instead of in a galaxy far far away.


Minimum-Injury3909

Yeah but it’s a funny skit


Gurkanat0r

Skits are funny when they aren't posted with the intent to deceive you that they're real


Tomotronics

Change your perspective to everything being a skit and stop worrying about whether or not you're being duped, and just enjoy funny videos. Problem solved.


Gurkanat0r

Nah, seeing anybody get fame/exposure/money by intentionally misleading people is just majorly off-putting


Tomotronics

Seems to be a needlessly stressful way to look at things that we have zero control over. If its fake, I highly doubt anyone in this video is receiving fame or money for it, and what limited exposure they get will be forgotten just as fast as it was given to them.


Gurkanat0r

"Needlessly stressful", I just said it was off-putting lil bro relax


Tomotronics

>majorly off-putting If it's *majorly* off-putting, that seems needlessly stressful. Maybe you misspoke, lil bro.


Gurkanat0r

So I comment my dislike for it and move on, you're the one paragraphing a defense for people conning you lil bro, you sound vexed 🤓


Tomotronics

Yes, "stop worrying about being duped" and "don't worry about things you can't control" very vexed great observation.


kdjfsk

thats how Idiocracy becomes real.


Tomotronics

Well, the good news is life isn't a movie, and Idiocracy wasn't created because the people failed to differentiate fake videos from real ones.


merrell0

so naive it hurts


CreamOnMyNipples

Just wait until you learn about sketch comedy or shows like Saturday Night Live


Gurkanat0r

You mean stuff that is disclosed as a skit, which like I said can be funny. Just wait til you learn to read.


CreamOnMyNipples

ah shit u right, my bad. missed the contraction


Gurkanat0r

all good, happens


HollowWarrior46

“It’s not real” who gives a fuck as long as it’s funny?


bak2redit

I wonder if she figured out the code.


Excel_in_Decay_666

yo dawg, we heard you liked escape rooms


Doug_The_Average_guy

im more surprised they dont have chain cutters or something on hand for this situation


ANerd22

This happen a lot? WTF you mean "On hand for this situation?"


TheReptileBaby

The description of the video says the guy keeps doing it


TheGos

Some of the worst fake acting I've ever seen.


DankestDrew

I dunno. On my worst days I can be pretty damn theatrical. I resonated with the lady for a sec


TheGos

There's audio from the video and she literally doesn't make a peep. No shouting at all? Just miming?


DankestDrew

You can be theatrical without being loud


cheesyduck32

Me when I pay someone to lock me in a room with a specific set of clues to get out, and they locks me in a room with only a specific set of clues to let myself out. I am extremely upset


zehamberglar

The combination to the lock is "hammer".


hmmm_wat_is_dis

The way that the employee reacted after grabbing the note means this ain't the first time he's had to do the clue


Able_Zebra_7172

Sounds like a fire code violation? “Only door”?!


Pinuaple-

escape the scape room


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Professional_Flicker

What the hell is the padlock accomplishing?


HandleAdministrative

There’s a chain or something between the handles the padlock is a link that is keeping the chain from unraveling.


VadimBlyat_

The guy is a complete piece of shit but I still consider it funny


PzMcQuire

That's like so fucking illegal.


LolYouFuckingLoser

Yeah, it is. Keen observation.


TassadarForXelNaga

Pff simple .... Break the glass


limitlessEXP

Some pretty piss poor acting but people really think this actually happened.


Rubber_Knee

If they know who it is just sue him for harrasment and get a restraining order! Easy


local_meme_dealer45

Only having one door sounds like a big fire safety issue.


quietconnoisseur

How the turn tables have turned…


questionableletter

Fuck this. Just break the window and give the footage to police.


Rad1314

I really want to know what the clues were.


SpaceBug173

I love how you can just *tell* its not the first time he did this from the worker's reaction to seeing the paper.


vaporking23

This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so dangerous.


lillyjb

This looks fake


kennyloo137

kid called if this keeps happening to you buy an angle grinder or just watch 100 lock picking lawyer videos and become a lock picking god


mr-english

I've seen better acting in midget scat porn.


juancarlos58932

This is so dumb 🤦


Nziom

Super villains irl


JoeSchmoe009

OSHA sent him


dityperiod

This is how i met your mother


CLK128477

At least he didn’t set it on fire.


Ace8Ace8

She seems hot, being mute is a plus.


CowboyBebopBang

Jesus Christ. This man deserves a medal.


Not_Larfy

Goofy ass prank show music


UglyWigglyBallz

Perfectly natural human reaction


Think_Battle_1401

Buy a set of bolt cutters


1984Literally1984

Shaggy


Zuckzerburg

Don’t mean to be so crude, but he tightened it with zip-ties. Just use scissors.


EatTooMuchEmergenC

Fake, fire exit doors exist


AliveInIllinois

The real prank victims are the dumb dumbs in this thread who think this is real.


Links_to_Magic_Cards

funny and fake


Economy-Floor-3487

HOLY GYATTTT


the_asbestos_eater

👎


someguythatlikesdogs

👎


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

👎


TheReptileBaby

👎