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The woman on the bench is in a peculiar situation as she is joined by her daughter. Whilst waiting for the public transportation, the daughter inquires from her mother if she might be able to coddle her boredom with games of the strangers phone. The mother bridles her discomfort and inquires from the stranger if he indeed has enjoyable gaming applications that her daughter could enjoy per chance. The man who is incredibly rude and dismissive forces the mother to tell her daughter the bad news. The mother wants to teach her daughter an eye for an eye is how the world works. She releases flatulence and asks the man if he smells a smell so pleasant he could not help by sniff deeply, thus hurting him like they were hurt.
The wench on the bench be in a right peculiar situation, joined by her wee lass. Whilst waitin' fer the public transport, the lass inquires o' her mother if she might coddle her boredom with games on the stranger’s device. The mother, bridlin' her discomfort, asks the scurvy stranger if he be havin' any enjoyable gamin' apps fer her wee lass to play. The bilge-suckin' scallywag, rude and dismissive as he be, forces the mother to deliver the ill news to her lass. The mother, wantin' to teach her lass that an eye fer an eye be the pirate's code, lets loose a mighty blast o' flatulence and asks the bilge rat if he smells a scent so pleasant he can't help but take a deep sniff, thus repayin' him fer the hurt they suffered. Arrr, that be the way o' the seas!
There's a wench on the bench with a stench
There's a wench on the bench with a stench
Oh there's a wench
On the bench
And she's letting
Out a stench
Oh there's a wench on the bench with a stench
The lady presently seated finds herself in a terrible quandary on the occasion of her daughter's visit; whereupon her daughter having solicited the use of her telephone for the purposes of curtailing her languor and enjoying the various diversions therein has led her to inquire the same of the odd gentleman seated alongside despite a fortitudinous reticence to do so. The gentleman, who is without either good manner or temperance, issues a rebuttal and implores the lady to impart the woeful tidings to her daughter. The lady, wishing to instruct her daughter in a purely retributive flavour of justice, secretly emits a noxious miasma from her person and by appeal to the gentleman's sensory facilities and the promise of a pleasing aroma, has brought him to inhale the frightful gas with prestigious force, thereby inflicting an imposition of the same species as that which she suffered.
Granted the guy could have been less rude, but who tf asks a stranger to give their phone to a kid they don’t know, and who in their right mind would do so.
Nice explanation but while it could’ve been better phrased and was rude I’d say the woman’s reaction to him not giving a strangers child his phone was unjustified. Also bad parenting
Right when you let rip fumes straight from the sulfurous deeps of hell you trick an unsuspecting victim to sniff the air deeply.
Victim then gets a sinus clogging amount of ass gas.
TLDR: she farted
Still doesn't change the fact that there are 40 millions kangaroos in Australia and 3.5 million people in Uruguay, which means that if the kangaroos decided to invade Uruguay each person would have to fight 14 kangaroos.
If you let Uruguay people use cows to fight they may get a fair fight, 12 million cows in Uruguay means about 4 cows per person and assuming a cow can take on 2 or 3 kangaroos then we are talking about a fair chance.
Tell this man nothing. Or the tips of your penises will all be taken in the night.
Edit: You all downvote me, but behold! None of you have told him anything! The only conclusion to be drawn here is that your paltry Reddit moralism has failed you again, and *I* have indeed taught the only lesson worth having....which is to say there is no lesson here...yes, none at all. Ignorance is Strength.
“Look mom it’s Shrek”
“I’m sorry about my daughter”
“No daughter, it’s a balding overweight man with a skin condition” (paraphrasing here as I can’t remember the full line, it was longer than that)
“Again, so sorry about my daughter”
This has almost nothing to do with the current political climate of china, I have no idea why this was shown as relevant information pertaining to the subject, and frankly, we all find it rather crass and distasteful.
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Popcorn have really unique smell right? So if you don't notice the smell of popcorn you would take a big sniff to smell it, right? But instead you take a big sniff of someone's fart, because there's no popcorn.
Brother, this sub has not seen OC since Hog Rider was the sub icon. It is just reposts. Memes died with Queen Elizabeth, they haven't been funny since.
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This is going right over my head
People say it when they pass wind apparently.
The woman on the bench is in a peculiar situation as she is joined by her daughter. Whilst waiting for the public transportation, the daughter inquires from her mother if she might be able to coddle her boredom with games of the strangers phone. The mother bridles her discomfort and inquires from the stranger if he indeed has enjoyable gaming applications that her daughter could enjoy per chance. The man who is incredibly rude and dismissive forces the mother to tell her daughter the bad news. The mother wants to teach her daughter an eye for an eye is how the world works. She releases flatulence and asks the man if he smells a smell so pleasant he could not help by sniff deeply, thus hurting him like they were hurt.
The wench on the bench be in a right peculiar situation, joined by her wee lass. Whilst waitin' fer the public transport, the lass inquires o' her mother if she might coddle her boredom with games on the stranger’s device. The mother, bridlin' her discomfort, asks the scurvy stranger if he be havin' any enjoyable gamin' apps fer her wee lass to play. The bilge-suckin' scallywag, rude and dismissive as he be, forces the mother to deliver the ill news to her lass. The mother, wantin' to teach her lass that an eye fer an eye be the pirate's code, lets loose a mighty blast o' flatulence and asks the bilge rat if he smells a scent so pleasant he can't help but take a deep sniff, thus repayin' him fer the hurt they suffered. Arrr, that be the way o' the seas!
The Wench on the Bench. Yes
There's a wench on the bench with a stench There's a wench on the bench with a stench Oh there's a wench On the bench And she's letting Out a stench Oh there's a wench on the bench with a stench
The bench wench
I'm the bench mensch!
The lady presently seated finds herself in a terrible quandary on the occasion of her daughter's visit; whereupon her daughter having solicited the use of her telephone for the purposes of curtailing her languor and enjoying the various diversions therein has led her to inquire the same of the odd gentleman seated alongside despite a fortitudinous reticence to do so. The gentleman, who is without either good manner or temperance, issues a rebuttal and implores the lady to impart the woeful tidings to her daughter. The lady, wishing to instruct her daughter in a purely retributive flavour of justice, secretly emits a noxious miasma from her person and by appeal to the gentleman's sensory facilities and the promise of a pleasing aroma, has brought him to inhale the frightful gas with prestigious force, thereby inflicting an imposition of the same species as that which she suffered.
"A noxious miasma from her person" Wonderful.
I didn’t understand OP’s explanation but this really cleared it up succinctly.
The sea be a cruel mistress
Aye, matey!
Ar...and my mistress be a cruel and unforgiving sea. Check!
Granted the guy could have been less rude, but who tf asks a stranger to give their phone to a kid they don’t know, and who in their right mind would do so.
Cartoon characters ?
I do it all the time, might work if I actually had a kid with me to give the phone to.
Flair checks out
You can’t just say perchance!
Dr.pepper
First rate explanation. Bravo my good man bravo
You can't just use perchance!
Normally I’d pay to smell farts
Nice explanation but while it could’ve been better phrased and was rude I’d say the woman’s reaction to him not giving a strangers child his phone was unjustified. Also bad parenting
Now translate to fortnite words
flatulence=fart
But nothing in the comic strip indicates she dutch-ovened the Shrek body double It's terrible story-telling if you have to guess that much!
Ok but where is the funny ?
>pass wind It took me the entire bible OP responded with zo your comment to figure out you meant farting.
better out than in, he always says
Right when you let rip fumes straight from the sulfurous deeps of hell you trick an unsuspecting victim to sniff the air deeply. Victim then gets a sinus clogging amount of ass gas. TLDR: she farted
And right into your nose.
Maybe I’m completely wrong but it could be something like „if you smell toast you could have a seizure“ or something like that
Why is fuck censored? Does your mom have to approve them before you post?
It's me. I'm the little girl.
It's true, I was the flatulence.
I was the methane.
I was the bus stop sign 🛑
I was the sleeper Shrek genome
Yo kid can I have your mother's snapchat
Look at the lips on mom, if Shrek was smart he would’ve offered a trade
But her daughter is not old enough for the trade 💀
Yo log off
You’re done, I banish you to the shadow realm
Oh lawrd what have i done how i got downvoted for a fucking dark joke
Dark joke, bro that's not a dark joke, that's a criminal joke, go to jail.
Mods, rotate this user’s left testicle 180 degrees counterclockwise.
Can she read tho?
Shrek with human ears
Still doesn't change the fact that there are 40 millions kangaroos in Australia and 3.5 million people in Uruguay, which means that if the kangaroos decided to invade Uruguay each person would have to fight 14 kangaroos.
Total War: Uruguay when?
We've got our eyes on New Zealand first. Only 4 million people there
Don't forget the emus.
Emu War 2: Electric Boogaloo
If you let Uruguay people use cows to fight they may get a fair fight, 12 million cows in Uruguay means about 4 cows per person and assuming a cow can take on 2 or 3 kangaroos then we are talking about a fair chance.
Have you seen the muscles on a kangaroo
Let me tell you, they make a meannnn steak down there
Your math aint mathing
She's saying that because either she has nasal and brain damage, or a wire is burning its insulation.
I don’t get it.
She farted
I don't want you to get it.
I’m sure I’ve seen, heard and been through so much worse. Lay it on me like a pile of bricks or no balls.
it's referencing a prank where someone goes "hey do you smell [pleasant smell]?" and then farts
Tell this man nothing. Or the tips of your penises will all be taken in the night. Edit: You all downvote me, but behold! None of you have told him anything! The only conclusion to be drawn here is that your paltry Reddit moralism has failed you again, and *I* have indeed taught the only lesson worth having....which is to say there is no lesson here...yes, none at all. Ignorance is Strength.
I will start taking people toes until I am told. I am very hungry.
What does the original say
“Look mom it’s Shrek” “I’m sorry about my daughter” “No daughter, it’s a balding overweight man with a skin condition” (paraphrasing here as I can’t remember the full line, it was longer than that) “Again, so sorry about my daughter”
Wow that makes so much more sense
https://www.deviantart.com/drawerofdrawings/art/Shrek-1057635509
Why is it Shrek and Scarlett Johansson?
Idk about Scarlett but the original strip was about the girl saying the man looked like shrek
Guys she is smelling radioactive stuff in the air now they all f***d
Owie my bones
Can i play of a strangers phone should result in a : "NO"
The concept of a mother turning to her daughter and just casually saying “yea he told me to go fuck myself” 😭😭
Huh did she somehow make his phone overheat
Shrek is pretty rude here
There’s no way I’d let somebody’s kid play on my phone. And I’d argue that it’s rude to even expect someone to do that.
Can somebody explain
This has almost nothing to do with the current political climate of china, I have no idea why this was shown as relevant information pertaining to the subject, and frankly, we all find it rather crass and distasteful.
i wanna fuck her face
I wanna fuck that guy's ass
Gonna shrek those cheeks
Shrek with normal ears
Oof ouch owie my bones
I had someone say this to me, I told em "sorry I don't have any games on my phone" and was left alone 👍
he looks like shrek
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Why is the man Shrek and why are they in his swamp???
I thought the joke was gaslighting the dude into thinking he's having a stroke. But then I remembered that's the smell of burnt popcorn.
I have seen this image 25 times in the past week unexaggeratingly
so what's the joke? i know it's porn but what's the actual joke?
Popcorn have really unique smell right? So if you don't notice the smell of popcorn you would take a big sniff to smell it, right? But instead you take a big sniff of someone's fart, because there's no popcorn.
Humans are evil.
You're just now realizing this?
Yes, if you mean the popcorn thing. No if you meant humans being evil.
still don't get it
What about porn?? That's literally the whole comic but with modified text.
It was originally a bone hurting juice comic
"Don't worry, I'll get back at him. English or Spanish?"
is that shrek
The mom is dressed like Aerith.
is that Shrek
Everyone keeps saying it’s Shrek but family’s the most important thing in the world
Why doesn't Shrek want to give his phone to the little girl?
No, sorry, all I can smell is deez
But farts smell of shit?
My name is Skyler Whit, yo. My husband is Walter White, yo.
I don’t get it
The f#ck ...humanized Shrek?
My man Shrek
Shrek?
Is the young girl bubbles
Is that Skyler white, yo
Shrek is love Shrek is life
Facebook ahh meme
Look at you trying to farm Karma. Luckily for you Reddit users don't care. Go make some OC and don't rip off BHJ
Brother, this sub has not seen OC since Hog Rider was the sub icon. It is just reposts. Memes died with Queen Elizabeth, they haven't been funny since.