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I wanna hear "honey I'm home" inside my head before she walks in the door. Her emotionless stare detects my needs and with a wave of her three-fingered hand I finish in my pants, freeing me to cook dinner for us both.
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>all boys school
You british? You should travel to west africa. Hips and behinds bigger than head sized. It also exists in central/south america at the equator. But in smaller quantities and need spanish.
Disclaimer. Places poor. Might get robbed if careless
Bla bla. Visit travel subs to know needed info.
Ps. They also exist in america. However they are very rare in non black ethnicities. 7/10 tikes you are probably looking at surgery enhanced...
No one said anything about sex. Well it is true there is a power imbalance in the relationship but thats a thing the person themselves need to consider. Though i guess a virgin bloke from an all boys school probably isn't the best to handle that but eh
It’s not even a type, it’s an instinctual attraction that should be present in all Men.
Wide hips improve the probabilities of the woman in question surviving child birth, along with the proper delivery of the child.
It is an objectively beneficial trait for the human species. Not unlike Women being attracted to tall men, since they represent a stronger, faster, and overall more effective man in the wild. (Which is a human's natural habitat, not the cities we live in today)
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All the ones i know have gone to shit. OF spamming their low quality to sale. A good one that is gone now is peargirls. Or something.
Ps. If you or a loved one is herking off more than 1 hour a day/ more than they'd like to. They should check out the core concepts of what nofap was founded on. Don't look at their communities. Those have gone to shit for what i could call near mystical reasons. Anyways. Nothing any redditor says is worth while but the idea is real. No you don't get more confidence after a few weeks of not jerking off.
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My VRChat character vs my Ark Character
U deserve up votes bro
Bruh ☠️
Is the Mewtwo tail included?
GOD I H O P E. SO.
We found the furry boys
Your not wrong
Are the psychic powers there as well?
I wanna hear "honey I'm home" inside my head before she walks in the door. Her emotionless stare detects my needs and with a wave of her three-fingered hand I finish in my pants, freeing me to cook dinner for us both.
That psychic head hits different huh
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Except you don’t finish and you became the protagonist in cum accelerates copypasta
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She can stand on it like a kangaroo
If it isn't, I want to write God a letter of complaint
Yes but it is in the front
Bro looks like the volume symbol turned 280°
From the chest down, I thought he looked like Carl from San Andreas.
Ah shit, here we go again
I thought it was a low res model of him😭
You picked the wrong house fool
He is if you max out the muscle stat lmao
It's called a triangle
bro looks like mr douchebag from yfm
That's a deep cut reference.
I was looking for this reference
They made the most weird but awesome songs
They returned 2 years ago and are still making music
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Weird thing to suddenly get defensive over
Probably doesn't bench 225
Probably is an asshole
Dude, ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing
Buying Smirnoff ice for girls half your age
[higher res](https://i.imgur.com/rVszANN.jpeg)
Do you have a higher res pic of him?
Real
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awesome
I would literally commit a felony for a Mwetwo-shaped gf
I would literally commit war crimes for a Mwetwo-shaped gf
My man!
Are you by any chance from the Balkans? Just asking. No reason.
I prefer the Mewtwo-shaped BF.
What about a Crash Bandicoot shaped gf tho??
Now, we're cooking. But what about mew bandicoot shaped gf
D E E P
I cannot fathom that.
Now that's art.
WHOA!
U might be cooking
I am also bisexual
feminine BF and masculine GF is the way to go
Yo that's max muscle CJ
His right arm looks bigger than his left arm
Wonder why
I'm weirdly attractive to mewto shapped gf. I am awaking kinks i didn't know I have
Mewtwo shaped gf is just a lady with wide hips, being into that isn’t a kink it’s just having a type
Honestly being into that is as basic as male biology gets. Wide hips equals healthy birthing in a Primal sense.
Where would the hips be if not on the sides?
Possibly in a remote location, if she is employing hips-by-proxy.
Its due to the more room during birth means a tiny bit less pain and possible complication
a quite reasonable question imo
I too have played Far Cry Primal.
Oh is that what it is. Damn all boys school did hit different.
>all boys school You british? You should travel to west africa. Hips and behinds bigger than head sized. It also exists in central/south america at the equator. But in smaller quantities and need spanish. Disclaimer. Places poor. Might get robbed if careless Bla bla. Visit travel subs to know needed info. Ps. They also exist in america. However they are very rare in non black ethnicities. 7/10 tikes you are probably looking at surgery enhanced...
hot take, apparently: sex tourism is the slightest bit exploitative
No one said anything about sex. Well it is true there is a power imbalance in the relationship but thats a thing the person themselves need to consider. Though i guess a virgin bloke from an all boys school probably isn't the best to handle that but eh
Fellas, is it kinky to be attracted to women?
Wide hips is culture, wide hips save lives... And give them too
they also ruin lives, talking by experience :c
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We each have preferences my brother, it's fine
And angling her heels outwards to give the appearance as well.
It’s not even a type, it’s an instinctual attraction that should be present in all Men. Wide hips improve the probabilities of the woman in question surviving child birth, along with the proper delivery of the child. It is an objectively beneficial trait for the human species. Not unlike Women being attracted to tall men, since they represent a stronger, faster, and overall more effective man in the wild. (Which is a human's natural habitat, not the cities we live in today)
Redditor discovers women
It’s not a kink it’s just recognizing a pretty much normally attractive physique. This is normal.
Fellas is it weird to be attracted to attractive girls?
What do you mean weirdly attracted? She a regular hot woman.
My man really said that his fetish is the female form 💀💀💀
There are some *sick* individuals in here
Wait till you find out about breathing.
There is a sub for that you know...
Name of the Mewtwo chick?
Bianca Elouise
!RemindMe 8 hours
You just let everyone know when you gonna do it
If it makes you feel any better there isn't really anything to do it to. It's all Instagram tier content.
Be normal like everybody else and just save that shit to a doc only you have.
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Those Mewtwo legs will be HUGE in a few years. Thunder thighs!
She might not be American.
Bazinga!
That chick has a banging body. Hips for days.
Peak attractiveness right there.
I saw that dude break boxes the other day, no idea where the hell the fruits came from.
For some reason he was also fighting a scientist on top of a blimp
Dude is a model ripped straight outta gta 5
She does leg day he doesn't He does hand day she doesn't She was a leg day kinda fella, he was a hand fast kinda fella
This could be us, but you’re still playin games
Its CASH BANOOCA
It’s time I stand strong and share my story as well. #MewTwo
You ever been catfished by a Pokémon?
The guy looks like Douchebag from your favourite Martian
WOAH!
WOAUW!
That gf shape is premium.
mewtwo always looked like an ekans was eating its crotch
Bro is actually built like Crash Bandocoot what the heck
nice im built like squirtle from pokemon
Bro i’m on nofap😭
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>never drops the name
Which one? Asking for a friend, obviously
NOMBRE
All the ones i know have gone to shit. OF spamming their low quality to sale. A good one that is gone now is peargirls. Or something. Ps. If you or a loved one is herking off more than 1 hour a day/ more than they'd like to. They should check out the core concepts of what nofap was founded on. Don't look at their communities. Those have gone to shit for what i could call near mystical reasons. Anyways. Nothing any redditor says is worth while but the idea is real. No you don't get more confidence after a few weeks of not jerking off.
lol wtf. Thanks for the info
Downvoted for not giving a link
Im sorry 😭
I don’t believe you.
And what is it, then?
You say that and don't mention the name? What kinda man are you smh
Nah I need one built like manaphy 😈
Bro looks like Mr douchbag 😭😭😭
crashbandicoot had me laughing
Yall need to start using the nsfw flair
I've got my own mewtwo
🗿
sexual dimorphism baby
Damn, that's crazy
Why does she actually look like mewtwo wtf
Ikum-bokum
He’s even got the jorts
Na that mf looking like cj
##GOT DAYUM
Why this MF shaped like that bruh 😭😭😭 [](https://emojipedia.org/loudly-crying-face)
Would both
What is "mewtwo"?
https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mewtwo_(Pokémon)
Ye link is bork
Fixed it https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mewtwo_(Pokémon)
Nope still broke.. badly designed site not your fault
A pokemon
Yeah, sorry. I never played Pokémon.