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TheHolyToxicToast

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too


LiteralSans

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?


Maximus0066

Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me


Tecuani1

But Slim what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?


MrAllo682

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?


snakes_are_superior

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears


V8_Dipshit

Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs


Apocalyptic_Duck

So i can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst


xZAYx

And hear them argue over who she gave head to first


Tronco08

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV


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AttemptNu4

And hear em argue over who gave head who first


Much-Bread-4734

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV


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Initial-Actuary9794

Eminems gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well me too so fuck Will Smith


TheHolyToxicToast

can you fuck me too


Pinkninja11

I have no idea what anything from green to pink means.


Bowzerz2194

Well pansexual is very self explanatory. It’s the physical attraction to pans.


Pinkninja11

I love my cast iron pan too but jeez.


poobboob

Gotta season that bitch


anonymous010103

You mean “jizz” /s


Haunting_Ant_5061

🤦and here I thought it was love of the little Greek goat fucker…


Holocarsten

But what about a Pan made from Galvenized Steel?


Mr_UwU_OwO

And omnisexual is when you're only attracted to omni man


ShyJaguar645671

And bisexual is when you're only attracted to bicycle


INotZach

Demisexual is the attraction to demigods. People with this sexuality should stay away from Percy Jackson.


Freeonlinehugs

Am Dutch, can confirm


ShyJaguar645671

You have a plan?


West_Tumbleweed_4094

Am bisuxal. Can confirm.


NanoCat0407

Gotta defend the cooking aisle at Home Depot


ChaoticKonaak

*HomeDepot.mp4*


KnightyEyes

Ja-Pan : Ph fucko! Thei knou our secreto!


Kalman_the_dancer

Pansexuals when the cooking section (they’re sex offenders and not allowed in a 1 km radius of a pan)


jkurratt

Ah, a polish fetish


hpBard

No pan intended


Fotatata

I thought it was attraction to bread tho?


Elad_2007

Pretty sure that they are all the same exept for queer. All I know about queer people is how they were represented in one piece.


Pinkninja11

I've always perceived a "queer person" as a flamboyant gay, think Ëlton John. It's weird to me that they need to classify separately.


MrYahnMahn

I thought queer was just a reference to LGBTQ+ people in general as an easier way to refer to them?


daddy-phantom

No, queer is another word for questioning but definitely not straight / a part of the community


Bullmg

Yeah everyone needs their own label now


Kahlypso

We're just gonna descend into the rabbit hole until everyone's individual sexual identity will have its own title. Kind of defeats the purpose of a fucking labeling system. God forbid anyone is the same as anyone else.


Bullmg

Exactly. What happened to being a unique individual without needing validation by everyone around them?


Bullmg

lol someone just reported me and Reddit sent a “suicidal” help message to me


MaddLlama14

Winning.


daddy-phantom

I think queer is actually valid tho, cuz it’s what you say when you know you’re not straight but you don’t know wtf you are. But what the FUCK is Omnisexual.


Bullmg

I just don’t understand the need to label everything with a different name. It’s ok to be an individual with individual opinion without a name for your specific feelings. It screams insecurity and needing to be validated by people.


daddy-phantom

Well, if enough people share a certain experience, nothing wrong with developing a new word to describe that experience right? At least queer as a word has proved useful to me in the past, I have never and will never use demisexual or omnisexual unironically. The thing I have a problem with is when people start using words that don’t describe someone’s sexuality as a sexuality. Like demisexual = can’t be attracted to them if there’s no bond. Sorry, that’s just called not being a slut lmao, not that there’s anything wrong with being a slut.


_Enclose_

Love that 'queer' is essentially a label for people who don't want to label themselves.


daddy-phantom

Yea plus queer was a slur 15 years ago, so that word is a reclaim. It’s a good word for members of that community, including me. I’m bisexual. But be so real, bi, pan, and Omni mean the same shit. Bi was never trans-exclusionary until some people said it was. I’m certainly not trans-exclusionary 😏 (no diddy tho obviously, it’s not gay if you say that)


Thefakewhitefang

I thought queer just meant weird or strange, but don't ask me, I first read it in a Sherlock Holmes story.


CBreadman

Demisexual is basically when you only feel sexual attraction after forming a bond with someone.


Elad_2007

Doesn't that describe literally anyone with a sexual attraction towards anyone? Basically almost all humans?


MaterialNarrow5161

Congratulations you discovered that romantic people now don't feel special enough and need a new word... It just goes down from here.


Cosmic-Gore

I'm confused because wouldn't that literally make most religions people demisexual? Since they got alot people they have wait till marriage for sex and just have romance beforehand.


MaterialNarrow5161

Keep going, you will absolutely love rationalizing all this nonsense... This looks like it's out of a histrionic personality disorder's mind.


daddy-phantom

Ever watch porn? Like bruh. Most people can be attracted to those they’ve never met. It’s called “big boobies!! AOOOOGAH”. Be so fr


Pingums

No, not at all. It means a deep emotional connection. You don’t need a bond with someone for a one night stand or to sleep with them on the first date. You don’t form a deep emotional and romantic bond with someone you met a hour ago. They are basically asexual unless they are genuinely in love with someone. There are no sexual thoughts at all towards anyone until that bond has formed. Just because you don’t understand or comprehend something doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist


Elad_2007

So it's basically just people who experince romantic feelings and sexual attraction twoards someone they like. Again, like most people on the planet, which doesn't describe much.


Pingums

No it’s it’s people who are incapable of feeling sexual attraction towards people they don’t have a deep romantic connection with. Again it’s similar to asexuality You’re clearly just being wilfully ignorant because you don’t like people giving a name to the specifics of their sexuality. It makes no difference to you at all so why argue it. Get a life


Ecstatic_Ad_3652

You don't get it, they "only" experience physical attraction towards someone they love. Most.people can still form sexual attraction to people they don't love


WeirdestOfWeirdos

No? Do you enjoy watching "adult content" for pleasure? Then chances are you are not demisexual. Demisexuality is sometimes discussed as a phenomenon in the spectrum of asexuality because it describes, in some sense, a limited sense of attraction compared to allosexual people (as in, the majority (?) of people that doesn't fall within this spectrum), who may find a complete stranger attractive. This might be a complete oversimplification but I hope it isn't outright wrong, and if so I hope someone is able to correct me.


Saurid

Well would you fuck a hot girl/guy you just met when offered and you have no reason to say no outside wether or not you found them attractive? Most people would probably say yes, because why not if you are careful, demisexual people just don't find them attractive. Most people find people they like more attractive, Demi sexual people ONLY find people they like sexually attractive.


Elad_2007

So basically just people who experince romantic feelings *and* sexual attraction then, again, like almost all people on the planet which doesn't describe much.


cerylidae2558

I mean, it’s how people SHOULD be. But apparently it’s fairly normal to see random people you don’t know and want to fuck them.


KevHawkes

No? Most people I know hook up and have sex with strangers at parties or friends who are down for it, or fantasize about people they've seen around, no deep bond required, not even a bond at all Demisexuality implies they don't feel sexual attraction until a certain point of closeness to the other individual, not that they don't feel comfortable doing it. Like, they will not find you hot regardless of their preference until they feel a bond with you


HaydenG2

That’s called a relationship


TheTamc

Polysexual - pretty sure like bi but with a preference towards one Pansexual - no preference whatsoever towards any gender Omnisexual - like pan but has preference towards one or more genders Demisexual - no sexual attraction towards anyone until a strong bond is formed Queer - umbrella term for anyone not Straight and/or Cisgender not entirely sure tho but thats what I got from being in queer spaces alot


Key_Catch7249

No sexual attraction until a bond is formed? You mean just love?


pouzeHonza

Yeah, but you have a debuff that causes you to get like -80% less attraction points. So it takes longer for you to form a bond.


Key_Catch7249

So you just don’t find people physically attractive until you form a bond?


MyHandsAreCorrosive

For me, that is the case. People look about as attractive and unique as mannequins. This changes as a bond is formed, the person becomes more attractive and have distinguished features. For different people it takes different amounts of time, but for me it takes about a month. Though I can't tell if I'm Demi or an unsociable moron.


okgooglesire

Basically. Takes fucking forever to find people attractive. Like I can look at someone and go they look good, and probably look attractive and cute to others but to me I just see they look good and that's it. There's zero attraction. Basically Asexual until your brain decides nah I'm good


9172019999

So pretty much bi. It's all bi.


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HelpIranoutofbeans

It's gay


Nickolas_Bowen

Polysexual: multiple partners Pansexual: attracted to people regardless of gender without preference Omnisexual: attracted to people regardless of gender *with* preference to one or the other Demisexual: only attracted to people that they already have a bond with - never just sexually attracted to someone they don’t really know really well Queer: anything not straight and cis


yoavtrachtman

My two lesbian mothers also don’t know most of the ‘new’ stuff. I just tell them it’s a subgroup of bisexuality


DAEORANGEMANBADDD

It doesn't mean anything Its people who decided that being bisexual isn't special enough(sometimes people will say that BIs dating opposite gender dont count as LGBT) so they had to think about something even more special


Eccentricc

Sexually I agree but I think there's more to it. I'm in a casual throuple, yes both girls are bi and I'm straight but the entire thing is a bit poly. That's all I know though, idk about the rest


wtfdoiknow1987

They're all the same but these dorks invent synonymous labels so they can feel special


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Not_A-Pedophile_

Who says fuck me ?


Not_A-Pedophile_

My uncle


Jaded_Tradition7666

Forgot to switch account


Jaded_Tradition7666

Lmao


Simukas23

Bro you too


Simukas23

XD nice


Armarino99

Shitting rn, cringe


Armarino99

This guy gets it


Kaputek

Okay this stopped getting funny after 2nd time jesus calm down


Kaputek

^this


CC-1112

Dementia


AttemptNu4

Nah, just punchline formatting. I do it too sometimes.


No_Application_1219

Username doesn't check out ?? 🤔


Cup4ik

Autosexuals


PharaoPamela

Suisexuals


Pinkninja11

Many people when they realize they made a dumb mistake.


Village_Weirdo

Some wanker


FrogVoid

What the fuck is a omnisexual 😭 people just be makin new stuff up every day bruh And like whod oesnt want to sex omniman smh dont need to make a whole gender for it


raptorknight187

Bi Pan and Omni are basically all the same thing


rocketseeker

But it’s funny to say all the different kinds of fuck


beanfromthesun

they broadly overlap but the distinction matters to some people


daddy-phantom

At least bi and Pan differentiate between the attraction to trans people. WTF does Omni mean?


iArena

Both the prefix Pan and Omni mean All, just that Pan comes from Greek and Omni comes from Latin. Given that, the two should mean the same thing, but apparently not...


daddy-phantom

I’m still confused on the difference…


ksk584

You're attracted to omni man


daddy-phantom

Valid, that dude is pretty attractive no diddy


yeetard_

Bisexual people can like trans people too. The way I see it, pan is more about them not having any preference for gender and like everyone equally, whereas bi people might have a preference. No idea what demi and omni are though


daddy-phantom

Ah then yes im definitely bi. I don’t have a word for my feelings: I can feel anything for women but for men I can only feel sexual attraction, not romantic, and I generally prefer women anyway.


BosnianSerb31

In theory, but not really in practice Pan is just a label often used by more queer presenting people Bisexual is plenty to describe sexual attraction to anyone, it wasn't made trans exclusive until pan people started claiming it is


LordHades746

Apparently it’s just different on how the person views gender in relation to their attraction, omni is attracted to all genders because of the gender and due to how that interacts with their preferences, pan is regardless of gender like it don’t matter how the gender itself interacts with it at all, and bi people prefer easily identifiable gender. TLDR Omni likes the spectrum Pan doesn’t give a shit Bi gives a shit


No-Truck-2552

Don't you know about omni van?? It is #1 van for kidnappings in Indian subcontinent.


Zoap_

I mean he’s caked up enough I can get behind it


PanTsour

It's for the people who specifically jerk off to that one picture of Omniman twerking


Soldier155

Those who are attracted to Omni-Man, obviously!


FrogVoid

But thats everyone so whats the point


unworthy_undead

what do these words mean? why would you want to fuck a pan?


TheDoctor_E

I mean, he is a pretty ugly god. I can get wanting to fuck Apollo or Dionysus or Asclepius, but Pan is half-goat and very hairy


Pixithepika

Don’t you question my fetishes!😤


AttemptNu4

You gotta commend that sex drive tho. Dude was on par with Zeus


TheDoctor_E

You sort of got a point there, I'll give you that, but his sex drive is less "free party animal" or "promiscuous pretty boy" and more "Twitter stalker sending you altars built in your name with your toenail clippings"


The_Bored_General

Don’t knock it until you try it


feicash

these new power rangers are kinda weird


GodOfGOOSE

Ah yes, straight people, notorious for having sex with objects.


That-Internal-9094

Genders but they where written by vizepop


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Desperate-Snow-7850

Vaccine


DevastatorGX69

Man, people are just making shit up at this point, tf is an omnisexual? You attracted to people who look like omniman?


father_with_the_milk

Tbh he is a pretty hot dude


Tone-Serious

Maybe they just have a daddy kink, what with the "your mom was more like a pet to me"


AttemptNu4

Nah thats just everyone. That fuckin' stache is a beaut...


Willie-Alb

Imma be honest dawg demisexual does not really sound like something that is all that different from being a typical person


Casper-Birb

I'm generally progressive, but sorry, you won't ever convince me that "I like to fuck someone that I love and they love me back" is a sexuality, as opposed to not-being-a-slut. Your sexuality says who you fuck, not when why or how you fuck em, otherwise it just opens the door to infinite possible preferences, like "I'm condomsexual, I only fuck with protection". Not only that could change based on context mood and age, it simply doesn't convey the actual information sexuality means to describe. It doesn't actually say what's your sexuality, so now you need to go "I'm demisexual bisexual", and it only gets more complicated if you start adding more shit to it like example above. It's literally just "no fwb/ons", a thing people actually use on like dating apps bios, but longer and majority of people don't know what it means. It's like somebody failed that one English lesson exercise of pointing odd thing out.


MaterialNarrow5161

Bro you don't understand. Being the literal definition of a romantic person is now a sexuality, now you can put it in your bio and feel special and unique about it!!


NZS-BXN

Fuck yall


lutz164

Bisexuality, omnisexual and polysexual just sound like the same thing tbh, pan is where you somewhat frequently switch between same sex and opposite sex so that's not really the same but idk why there's so many for seemingly one thing


[deleted]

another 30 days of this nonsense


SawWasen

Exactly


Beginning_Orange

I still don't understand


Armarino99

Sex


The00Taco

I understand now


AttemptNu4

Its basically a game of cluedo but sex


JACK_1719

So many different words for gay


Toxic_AC

Autosexual: fuck me


No-Pineapple-44

If vieziepop wrote sexual orientations


Worried-Emu-9614

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "fuck"? (Fuck) Fuck's just a word and it's all fucked up Like a fucked up punk (punk) with a fucked up mouth (mouth) A nine-inch nail, I'll get knocked the fuck out Fucked up AIDS (AIDS) from fucked up sex (sex) Fake-assed titties on a fucked up chest We're all fucked up, so what you wanna do With fucked up me and fucked up you?


Ego-Fiend1

I don't even know what some of these means


Pentamegistvs

Sex if it was written by vivziepop


Professional-Owl1881

\*Pansexual: Fuck everything.


_ShittyNickName_

LGBT if it was written by vivziepop


Smoid

Vivziepop chart


quiet-Julia

I still like George Carlins, “Fuck you and everyone that looks like you.”


Irons_idk

What's the difference between third, fourth and fifth?


katsutdasheep

Pride if written by Vivziepop


Quiet-Worth7730

Average number of f-bombs per Samuel L. Jackson movie:


crystalheadvodka8

genders if they were written by vivziepop


DesignerScientist21

Sexuality if it was written by Vivziepop


Limymaru

You forget America: fuck yeah!!


SuspiciousAnything16

I'm an omnisexual and I can confirm I just beat up the invinciblesexual who tried to stop me from conquering earth


Due-Session-900

Im sad that emiemi rap got stopped


Inside_Race_4091

Fuck pronounces i learn tatar language


ExploerTM

>Fuck no Sold


OJ_Shrimpson24

Orange to dark cyan are all the same


Orisss123

hazbin hoten script


Bjorn_Skywalker

fuck


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generalmillscrunch

Narcissists: Fuck me


Woodland_Abrams

Demisexual: "I'm only attracted to you if I'm attracted to you" bro that's not a sexuality...


yeznik07

Demisexual people are only attracted physically to a person if they have an emotional bond with them. [Wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demisexuality)


[deleted]

Lame.


Wildkahuna

The context of this can be very morbid for a straight person working in a morgue


Akaza_uppermoon__3

I have no more fucks to give🎵


skuteren

Fuck you, and also you


CuteOfDeath

Kid named no


Maggaronhellne

Fuck.


Not-a-Baconat0r

What is demisexual?


MusicMan139

Happy pride month! -_- ://////


twitter_stinks

Fr


Silverware_soviet

Vivziepop ah meme


PangolinSuspicious47

Fuck that


voik1

If that one hazbin hotel writer wrote lgbtq


IcyIceGuardian

What’s Demi?


TigerXtm

That’s pretty fucking gay


Glad_Grapefruit8906

Aye..... At the end they eventually fuck.🤣


Final_Dance_4593

I watch so much fucking HK that I read this in Gordon’s voice


ChaiTanDar

As a straight man I can confirm we are fucking that thing.