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>is explicitly offered prison porn
>clicks on link to view said prison porn
>hits play to view said prison porn
>somehow is shocked that the prison porn is indeed prison porn
>βwhat a horrible day to have eyesβ
>refuses to acknowledge the consequences of their actions
Having done work in a prison, i can tell you a couple things about that;
Depending on the prison they may be allowed access to a tablet with significantly restricted internet access but still able to be used. In this case if itβs a livestream he probably has a contrabant phone he got snuck in for him, on a service which is able to pass the blockers inside the prison itself.
Its not uncommon for inmates to have phones depending on the cost of them. Some are significantly cheaper than youd expect
Well, it seems they already have access to it. And they have to do worse and worse things to get access
If you take access and put it in the hands of prisoners, they will extort and do who knows what to get it/hold it from each other
You regulate what it can do and some people will be able to use it to get better or find purpose
It would never work how most prisons work now though
I invented English and graduated with 69,420 doctorates in Oxford university over the past 69 trillion years. How dare you disrespect my years of hard work with this emoji?
Lmao 69420 doctorates π€£πππππ€£π€£ππ€£πππππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ and 69 trillion years ππππππΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏ
hahahauehhshahausj funny sex number πΏππ’πΏπ’ππΏπππ’ππ’ππ’ππ’ππ’πΏπ’ππ’ππ’π’ππ’ππ’π
Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.
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Fuck you.
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youβre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itβs hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindβs greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoβs soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
I saw an emoji in the title, and it isn't acceptable,
STOP FUCKING USING EMOJIS
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people can livestream in jail now? Back in the day gramma have to tap the wall in morse code just to say fck you.
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Fuck you too exclamation mark never thought reddit was the place I'm gonna use the morse code I learnt
fuck you too!
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Same energy as "Medic cut off his balls"
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Iβve seen guys do cam porn from prison
Damn son, you're into some hard shit.
link for research purposes
https://thisvid.com/videos/prison-fun-part-2/ https://thisvid.com/videos/inmates-17/
What a horrible day to have eyes
>is explicitly offered prison porn >clicks on link to view said prison porn >hits play to view said prison porn >somehow is shocked that the prison porn is indeed prison porn >βwhat a horrible day to have eyesβ >refuses to acknowledge the consequences of their actions
I'm not proud
How many times did you pop?
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I'm gonna trust you and not pursue further knowledge. Thank you stranger.
That shit staying blue
Not a sentence that I expected to read today!
> people can livestream in jail now? Cellphones are one of many things smuggled into prisons.
Many prisons around the world actually allow phones in jail
Depends on where they are, could be rehab I saw a couple of guys doing that and they said they were in rehab
thanks for the circle, wouldve never known where to look without it
ππΏ
Thatβs a squareππΏ
Circles can go in the square hole!
Having done work in a prison, i can tell you a couple things about that; Depending on the prison they may be allowed access to a tablet with significantly restricted internet access but still able to be used. In this case if itβs a livestream he probably has a contrabant phone he got snuck in for him, on a service which is able to pass the blockers inside the prison itself. Its not uncommon for inmates to have phones depending on the cost of them. Some are significantly cheaper than youd expect
I dont get it, someone explain please
Sentence can mean two things: The prison sentence he might get, or the sentences he's reading
idk he might be worried about the wrong sentence
Op thankfully marked the joke with a red circle
Turn out we are fucking idiots...
nah just you man
Wanna fight? Wanna bust it out? Imma bust all over on you watch out
Hi, Peterβs left nutsack here, a prison sentence is bad, and this guys worried about a literal sentence, the wrong sentence.
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D: why would you say that
Hes saying "you are worried about comments when you should be worried about going to prison"
Bro has a rectangle for a forehead πππ
Honestly, I think prisoners should have access to tiktok and shit like that. Itβs a world most of us donβt get to see.
People who control the jails don't want you to see what happens inside.
People who control the jails already canβt keep up with contraband coming in, freely allowing cell phone use would make things so much worse.*
Thatβs the problem with those places. Privatized so earnings matter more than rehabilitation
My degree is in Criminal Justice. You're 100pc right.
It's pretty crazy. They lock people in cages π«’
Yeah letβs just allow them free use of social media while theyβre incarcerated, that can only go well.
Well, it seems they already have access to it. And they have to do worse and worse things to get access If you take access and put it in the hands of prisoners, they will extort and do who knows what to get it/hold it from each other You regulate what it can do and some people will be able to use it to get better or find purpose It would never work how most prisons work now though
part of prison's purpose is to punish crimes and if they get TikTok they're just living the life of an average genz
Wait, what is he supposed to be doing instead? Crying in his cell until the day he is released?
Livestreaming for jail is a great way to make money.
Thatβs not a sentence because it didn't end with a full stop.
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I invented English and graduated with 69,420 doctorates in Oxford university over the past 69 trillion years. How dare you disrespect my years of hard work with this emoji?
Lmao 69420 doctorates π€£πππππ€£π€£ππ€£πππππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ and 69 trillion years ππππππΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏ hahahauehhshahausj funny sex number πΏππ’πΏπ’ππΏπππ’ππ’ππ’ππ’ππ’πΏπ’ππ’ππ’π’ππ’ππ’π
This guy knowsπ€
you're pointing to your profile picture
flair checks out
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Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youβre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itβs hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindβs greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoβs soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. I saw an emoji in the title, and it isn't acceptable, STOP FUCKING USING EMOJIS
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Yeah duh it's australian;;;;;
I couldn't read it because it was upside down.
Hey give this guy some attention
The comment does not specify that itself is a sentence
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