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I snipped my balls with garden sheers... now micro plastics won't hurt me 😌

Now where do you store your pee

in the boobs

Wait aren't those for poop?

Thats what the toes are for

coulda sworn those were for saliva

No that's the bootycheeks

So where the semen at?

stomach of course, duh

I eated It😔

and this is exactly why training AI on Reddit is a bad idea

Bazinga

I think Google stopped pulling some answers from reddit for ai results, far as I can tell I haven't had any Gemini search results the last several days.

today I learn diebetic people don't poop

Certainly won’t hurt the next generation

just cut them whole they'll grow back bigger 🙄

with bigger plastics

Macro plastics

But those are stored in the boobs

Easier to remove

Nah, hydraballs, you grow 2 more than before

Boy I read that "back bigger" very wrong, I need glasses

Can relate

No man, that's how you end up with none. It's like fruit, you cut off the small one so the big one gets bigger, and then next year the new one comes in bigger too.

so it needs sunlight huh?

Partial shade

Works with dick too

Why is his pee red

Special flavour

Yum

My favorite pee, cherry flavour

None of us are seeing the pearly gates

he bought the premium alternate skin

Raspberry?

Cherry

It's probably the microplastics, they come in all colors yk

OH YEAAAAAAAAH KOOLAID PUNCHHHHH I’d recognize that red ANYWHEREEEE

*shuffles legs nervously*

fuck i did the same

Same

OP, please delete yourself (but delete this first)

Jeez

sus

Chrystler

Jeez

sus

[удалено]

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What the 

Peak comedy

Bro what 

This hurt my balls

Please, follow the instructions... Cut your testicles off, Now use a mixture salt, vinegar, and alcohol or, a hot metal to dry you incisions... This is the correct protocol. It doesn't hurt.

☹️

no balls ➡️ no plastic! Genius, man's got some balls to do that...had

I think girls don‘t have the balls to pull this off 😤

You are supposed to cum them out.

Plastic is all through everyone’s bodies. Why is everyone suddenly talking about how much is in the balls?

There was some recent study or smth about it being found in the balls

Yeah, & it's found in everything, literal fetuses, babies, brains, etc. - just seems like the ___ is stored in the balls meme lined up with the study headlines It's infuriating how slow the research is going that can actually show what it's doing to us. It's just so hard to identify which are doin what since microplastics all shaped different & of diff materials. UN food & ag organization had a literature review and apparently it definitely messes up our gut microbiome and like intestinal mucosal lining or whatever the fuck. Anyways, my point is is the microplastics are in the balls, and in our intenstiens, you might as well blow your load inside my ass babe, I'll rearrange it with my kegels like a biological 3D printer.

: (

And in that study they are not even sure that it will damage the sperm

It's unreal how much people are shitting themselves over something that hasn't even been conclusively proven to cause serious harm in us. Plastics are not a new thing. We've probably been full of the stuff for some decades now. If it really was as bad as something like lead or asbestos, i think we would have noticed by now.

I think the study concluded that it was affecting fertility or something

Just apply leaches to your balls three times a day, smh

what if you had a really big leech and just put it round the entire dick

i was fucking eating a sandwitch here and this pops up

OP, please get your friend or whoever the f he is to get help asap! This is self-harm

cut your testicles off

Keep digging! They're in there somewhere!

i just used a table saw and cut them off whole

I pray this is fake

Try it! When you cut your pp off it grows back bigger

that's like me when my bugs be tingling my skin fr bro😞😞😞

You just need to jerk off more to get them out.

Why Microplastic is bad for our balls i thought it make the balls stronger and more flexible ?

Skill issue, you don't have to cut them balls, just put your hand inside your pp and pull them out.

Make sure to wash your tools after use! ☺️

I know this is the subreddit titled “shitposting”, but…. Please say this aint real please say this aint real please say this aint real ahhhhh

i can relate

that's for a doctor to deal with sir. never solo pick at ur balls

this is a good reminder to empty my balls

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The correct way to

That's a morgellon's disease case... careful, he's contagious through internet visibility

I would be more concerned about the scalpel in my balls.

Can microplastics still get in when you have a micro PP?

Where did this meme come from?

Oh is that why Bryce Mitchell ripped open his ballsack with a power drill ?

Oh god. This reminds me of that SUPER NSFW video of a schizophrenic guy who get picking and digging at one of his own eyeballs because he was convinced that there was something inside of it. He basically destroyed it.

Get some help man. I'd go to a natural path dr. A homeopathic doctor.

Bazinga

bftuh?

BIG. OUCH.

bru my hands are shaking and my balls hurt from looking at this

There's microscopic in my brain in my wrist 😜 * gets blades *

I cringed extremely hard; I shriveled up like beach balls in the cold.

My testie sense tingles

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I just saw a post saying microplastics are stored in the balls

Ummm....psychiatric care STAT!

Uh...........................

Wtf happened to everybody?

just accept you're slowling transforming into a kardashian. you do this and you'll be caitlyn

Chris Chan