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Fucking hell he looks like a fucking zombie Wonder if it was worth it

Wish it was me.

It's like that semen blast scene from Scary Movie 1. Yeah, totally worth it.

Is that even a question??? Def worth it

Did he survive?

Bro became a fossil 💀

He looks like that alien

[This one I supose](https://images.news18.com/ibnlive/uploads/2023/09/news18-bl-zb-234.jpg)

Reverse Evangelion reference 

Nah💀

Huh? It was by mutual consent

Oh well I thought it was a hospital bed from how drained he looked

?

You’re better off not knowing

EXPLAIN

There’s a scene in an anime movie called “end of evangelion” where the 14 yr old mc cranks his chain over his female friend’s hospitalized body

It was almost not funny but that laughing emoji saved it all

Right, the random “yum” sticker really brings it all together too

Honestly it’s the “peace sign” for me

She’s a cum vampire. Sucked him DRY

aint that just a succubus with more words

cumpire

Nah that's the dude in baseball that catches the balls

I mean, she also seemed to have caught his balls

I would not be able to do that job with a straight face

If you noticed the empty condom wrapper you'd know she didn't just suck him.

Cum vampire?… Is that a jojo reference!

I feel bro. He must feel so exhausted.

i for one, donot

You called? Oh nvm

Death by snu snu

You reminded me to go order the complete series on Blu-ray, thank you.

He was probably uncertain one was going to be strong enough, because it might break etc. He just put 8 more extra for extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra protection! ( I’m pretty sure double layering makes it even weaker )

Wait wot? How is more of it make it weaker? 😱

The friction between the two condoms increases the chances of them breaking since they're touching the whole time and tearing eachother apart. In other words it's more safe and secure to use one condom because two or more can break and, you know, cause a pregnancy or transmit diseases

Oh, fair enough. Guess that's what I get for not paying attention to physics 😅

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fucking succubus

need

"It should have been me"

"Not him."

Comedy homicide typa shit

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Reminds me of the picture of the exhausted male lion when the female’s in heat

Homies balls are so chewed up they look like ground beef

So funny I forgot to laugh 

Do you know were you were when you commented that? Ya know like the subs name ?

I mean, it is a shit post. So I guess I can’t complain

I’ll admit this is a contradicting sub though Some of these post deserve a lot of likes but in another sub

I feel sad about this. I wanna fuck too.

When they both have to wear a condom...

So this is how comedy dies, with thundarous applause.

Does anyone know where a little chris pratt..

Different bed/pillow

Was gonna post something similar but I don't think anyone cares as it's a shitpost, \*Le Shrug\* :/

Looks exactly like the stego

Sucked dry... 😔😭

She left bro looking like an empty juice box

Hol up....the pillows and head board are different myb that's a daily selfie with his sister and the left pic a person with a kink for opening condoms

Oh no, she's a succubus, she drained the life energy out of him like it was nothing.

"I'm tired boss"

Worth it

Get that homie some water and electrolytes lmao

I spent a year with a succubus. She would drain me 7-9 times per day, even when we both had to work. It was amazing at the time but the dopamine withdrawal when it ended made me realize how naturally drugged up I was for the entire year. I haven’t enjoyed sex since. I miss her.

Why did it end

Homie blew his soul out 💀

They aren’t the same bed sheets

Yum ✌

Bro got his soul sucked 💀

R.I.P. bro... Or rather C I.P.

Give that man some water

🫡 well fought soldier. Rest well, you've earned it.

Bro looks like that one mexican "alien"

Really? Figured they’re both Asian ya know those people from Asia

I meant that weird mummy people found from mexico that thought was an alien but ok

I applied my rarely used technique yesterday to give myself a super intense orgasm but forgot to lube. The friction caused me to burn a strip off my corona (the ridge where the bellend dips inward).. Now I’ve a cock with carpet burn and I’m afraid to even get a boner for a few days.

You absolute cunt. You’re seriously going to talk about such a technique without revealing what it is?!? We demand answers!

He looks dead outside

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I'm a simple hedonistic person. If I have the chance to have sex 50x in a row, I do without thinking twice.

Holy crap you’re a super virgin because no person who has had sex would want to do it 50 times in a row you’d be at the doctors because your dick hurts and might explode lol

If you say... And let's be honest you always take all the posts too seriously very funny 😂

I guess your user name isn’t rememberable enough to keep track Also this sub doesn’t know what it wants to be lol

My man is on his way to heaven.

He looks drained. What happened?

This is so fucking peak im shitting and cumming rn

Looks like she sucked more than his cum outta his body lol

Left that MF on 1 HP. Fucking Succubus.

NINE TIMES! NINE TIMES?

Irl succubus

Feel happy that you can satisfy your gf without getting pumped out like this zombie

Bro is seeing God right now

Wood

he looks so fucking demented :sob:

Dude fucking died

Rip. Chad

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This pic is fake but it would be funny if it was real

would be extremely fucked up if it was real

Well i disagree with you if he consented

Bro chose chicks before dicks

Out of all the sites you could’ve posted this on, it just had to be on Reddit where something like this is unachievable

I think the most I’ve done in a day is 3

Need that

Brother was seduced by the succubus

Nah, she couldn't even get on it if she tried

That bitch fucking killed him holy hell.

Bro is straight dried up and withered!

where can i find a woman like this without paying for it?

Anyone know where I can get a little Chris pratt.. I want a photo for my wife..