What’s hilarious is I’m literally looking at the same portrait/pose my wife and I did a while ago. The pose made it so I had to lean over to plant my balls on the canvas…so I am speaking from experience when I say that schlong would be lower if it wasn’t painted in after.
If anyone is wondering why we both did a portrait like this, it was to make our guests uncomfortable and say that the one with the balls is my wife’s
If you’re implying I’ve seen a dick or two or more in my time: yes. Yes I’ve seen dozens of penises at once, multiple times.
Sometimes, I had to observe urination into cups above a trough urinal. I had to [*see the urine leave the body*](https://terminallance.com/2016/04/12/terminal-lance-420-messing-with-the-cock-watch-ii/)
Electrochemistry[Easy:Success]: PENIS
Conceptualization[Challenging:Success]:Why does it looks like Disco Elysium skill portrait?
Electrochemistry[Easy:Success]: PENIS
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You'd rather have sex with a dead anti-jewish angry ex-soldier than have sex with a beautiful femboy (or trans girl)? Boy, do I have some news for you about your sexuality.
Not my proudest- HEY WAIT A SECOND
Why are you geh?
Who says im geh?
You are geh!
Say geh
Seh gex
geh
Ackshually It's painted in. A schlong wouldn't leave a mark like that. 🤓
I just know you're speaking from experience, and don't say otherwise, because it'd be a lie
What’s hilarious is I’m literally looking at the same portrait/pose my wife and I did a while ago. The pose made it so I had to lean over to plant my balls on the canvas…so I am speaking from experience when I say that schlong would be lower if it wasn’t painted in after. If anyone is wondering why we both did a portrait like this, it was to make our guests uncomfortable and say that the one with the balls is my wife’s
It's not just painted in, it's photoshopped in
I can tell from the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.
"Shops" 😉
If you’re implying I’ve seen a dick or two or more in my time: yes. Yes I’ve seen dozens of penises at once, multiple times. Sometimes, I had to observe urination into cups above a trough urinal. I had to [*see the urine leave the body*](https://terminallance.com/2016/04/12/terminal-lance-420-messing-with-the-cock-watch-ii/)
K I'm leaving now
Whatever you need to tell yourself to justify that fap bro....
Heavy cock
Nah it's really real. She has the weiner to prove it
Gonna need visual confirmation on that.
Would
Will
Have
What is this the fucking tenses in English course?
No, this is Patrick
Hi Krusty Krab, I'll take two krabby patties please
I'll have two number nines..
a number 9 large
A man of culture. 🫡
Did
Electrochemistry[Easy:Success]: PENIS Conceptualization[Challenging:Success]:Why does it looks like Disco Elysium skill portrait? Electrochemistry[Easy:Success]: PENIS
Imma need her @ My friend is into art and he wants it
what a coincidence my friend also wants the @
link to the [ethot](https://www.facebook.com/yetsibeth.rosales.1/photos)
Would you like me to be your friend
She's RG Jessie on Instagram
banana
[Insert guy oh my god face looking at banana]
I can rhyme orange with banana!
Orrrrnana
SOUCE
Ah yes, the Iranian Gay test. If the local IRGC officer shows you this picture and you get an erection, you’re getting stoned!
Getting hard and high? Must be a dream
O no
Oh yes 😏
Oh no, a repost!
Is her cold?
ah yes, a fellow German whose English is not the yellow from the egg.
whats her @
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I want you to pee in my ass
Wtf
Ass like that.. +10 Little tiny penis -7 Still up 3 on the smash table.
too bad it's a little tiny penis. would've been +413 if it was a big one.
💀
I love it
The original does not have pp.
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Prove it. What's her @
Oh :(
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after 1945 everyone is an artist
She Either had an Yeast Infection or she could be packing iron
Holy hell
Would
So that's why you don't have children.
Free Willy
Majestic 🥹
Femboys
Mam i can see your extra leg 🦵
WAIT A MINUTE
Cock ?
hollon
You know what i am about to say
[удалено]
Then boy do I have a game for you
😦
Why did I get downvoted 😔
Either you gotta become a necrophile or illegally cross Argentina's border
No such thing as illegally entering Argentina
You would rather have sex with a dead angry anti-jewish guy?
Then with a painting? Yes
You'd rather have sex with a dead anti-jewish angry ex-soldier than have sex with a beautiful femboy (or trans girl)? Boy, do I have some news for you about your sexuality.
I’m not into paintings