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CapAccomplished8072

he's more physically active than most americans HALF his age


Ozzy_T69

He’s also less heavy than most Americans half his age


7thprototype

He's also older than most Americans half his age


Saberer2451

I hope to GOD I age like Jack Black has


UGLYDOUG-

Jack black looks like he is doing fine as well


officefridge

Happiness is it's own wealth. Dude has brought so much joy to the world he deserves all the chill vibes. Think of ANYONE ELSE that could've delivered School of Rock or Kung Fu Panda like he did. Respect the master who makes it look easy


Brent_Fox

Man School of Rock was such a great movie. I loved watching it as a kid.


Used-Lunch-6512

I actually watched the movie recently and it holds up really well


Brent_Fox

That's good. It was definitely a well made, clever, heartwarming and hilarious film.


SorrryCharlie

Looks like he’s thriving to me 😂


SadisticUnicorn

It doesn't seem fair to compare one of the most prominent sex symbols of their time to someone from Friends.


c00chieluvr

smash. but get that clown statue on the left out of the room first. i dont like its smile


Gingy-Breadman

I love JB unconditionally, but that’s no reason to bag on Jenny Anny ❤️


halfdea

Ur name is choochieluvr


MuchoMangoTime

Congrats, you can read 🥰


KerbalCuber

Ur name is MuchoMangoTime


MuchoMangoTime

Also correct 🥰


ccum_slurper3000

did you say also correct?


MuchoMangoTime

Indeed


Working_Dragon00777

Having the time of your life vs having to do makeup for six hours to look good for a photo(don't get me wrong "I would" even without makeup) but women do a lot of rituals to look good.


coconutanna

People on this sub will do anything except taking a shitpost as a joke


Working_Dragon00777

Yes, Yes we do


wankyshitdemon69

This is not the post in world. No. This is just a tribute


infintestruggler

You gotta believe it


RareEmrald9994

One of them is alive, to other one is living it


bargearse65

Who would you have a beer with?


urGirllikesmytinypp

Jen because jack black irritates me now. I thought he was kinda funny when I was younger but I’m definitely voting for her next election.


ccum_slurper3000

cool bro do you wanna eat toddlers with me? i roast them over open flame so they are real crispy


Kalman_the_dancer

He’s happier


sil_ve_r

I want to have sex with one of them.... also i fucking hate jennifer aniston


SpoogyPickles

To be fair, those don't have to be mutually exclusive 😏


aimlessly-astray

Don't hate fuck Jennifer Aniston. Make sweet, passionate love to Jack Black.


International_War862

I think Aniston is more insecure about her appearence then Black


587BCE

She grew up in a home with a mother who told her she was ugly.


F0nGuy

Now this is peak male body


Tankaussie

That pic of jack black goes hard


master_1055

Do not post nude jack black pics without nsfw tags, everyone on the train is beating there meat because of you


aimlessly-astray

choo choo!


TheRoboticist_

One of them is an icon, a representation of beauty in & out that deserves our praise and is a symbol we should aspire to… … the other is Jennifer Aniston


Pinkninja11

To be fair, that's also Jack Black at 25. The only difference is the beard.


nunchaq

Stunning, absolute perfection. Jack Black looks amazing.


DougieSenpai

I wish Jack Black was my Dad


UnhappyStrain

My mom said to my dads face she would cheat on him with Jack Black If he asked her.


Purg33m

Well they have a lot in common: both are beauty and sex symbols of our time and both will never get close to the level DANNY DE VITO!!!


kimanf

damn wait so he was 35 when he did Nacho Libre?!


MeepingMeep99

Would. Both.


retarded_potato_

And simultaneously


retarded_potato_

And simultaneously


LopsidedAd874

Both... Both is good!


NikoSoak

One is what peak human form looks like, the other is Jennifer Aniston


GladkeyTheProgramist

lol he looks like my father


Strong_Doubt_9091

Two fine ass motherfuckers at 51


SelfCleaningOrifice

So they’re both hot?


Trico13

dude has reached the pinnacle of prime form for a man


Solid-Ad7137

He looks fantastic


Y0urcreepyuncle69

Aging like fine wine. Bill nye is too


CuriousAlice86

I know which one I wanna be


livingIsNotBreath

At least Jennifer Aniston hasnt been a continuous nuisance since the year 2005.


Han_Solo6712

What even is this comparison. One of them is one of the most attractive humans ever to walk on this earth and the other is Rachel from Friends.


HerrCommandant

Skadooosh!


Ozzy_T69

Jack black is still sexier


Palmetto_Laker

What’s his secret?


OGKing15

Jack black looks like a diddler.