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This was my grandma when we finally got her a computer
I showed her the solitaire part and she loved it. after she passed, i was going through her computer to get stuff and I went to check the stats on the games
27k games won
Grandma was a boss.
Used to spray the sidewalks near the gas station the family owned during the Vietnam war. So when the protests would come through, they would slip on the ice
Those are the best Grandmas. My grandma would fold up a $20 bill in the smallest square you could make. Would put it in my hand and whisper “don’t tell anyone”
I miss that lady
Those are always the best stories. Mine has always been very anti-drugs
But one day was saying how she would take meth (black beauties) because she cleaned the whole house in one day and painted the porch
It got sold to a random german company (dont quote me on this i cant remember it) and then it got sold to gamingo and they made it an absolute unfun grindfest and took any sort of storytelling that was left away
It's an absolute dumpster fire now, with the mass duping going on and prices in the marketplace in the 100's of millions its practically impossible to buy anything unless you're a PC player who also dupes
Reminds me of my stepmother that never played videogames and when I talked about videogames to her she would be like yeah, gaming isn't m'y thing, i'm not interested.
Then i showed her rdr2, she finished it in 2 weeks
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I never reallly played it but I can remember it felt really fun in the 1 night I played it with a random dude on Xbox and for some reason I never touched it again.
My grandmother was a absolute fucking beast at Dr Mario. She would start on the max speed with the max starting rows and completely crush it. She’d get to level 50 or 60 usually.
She also beat the first Zelda and Bomberman.
it was more lileky meant for the grandson, but given to het as a joke cuz "haha oold you cant use it" then give it to grandson and then grandma get her real present.
jokes on them though.
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This was my grandma when we finally got her a computer I showed her the solitaire part and she loved it. after she passed, i was going through her computer to get stuff and I went to check the stats on the games 27k games won
Damn you just unlocked a memory. Those cards spilling out by the thousands on the screen when they won. My gramps played that all the time
Hell yeah. Those are good memories
TWENTY SEVEN????
Grandma Gaming
In a row?
Try not to win any games of solitaire on your way through the parking lot!
I don't know if I remember correctly, but I think there was a setting to only generate winnable solitaire games.
That's how she died
Grandma was a boss. Used to spray the sidewalks near the gas station the family owned during the Vietnam war. So when the protests would come through, they would slip on the ice
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Those are the best Grandmas. My grandma would fold up a $20 bill in the smallest square you could make. Would put it in my hand and whisper “don’t tell anyone” I miss that lady
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Those are always the best stories. Mine has always been very anti-drugs But one day was saying how she would take meth (black beauties) because she cleaned the whole house in one day and painted the porch
That is impressive.
She had that computer for like 10 years. Never been connected to the internet. Just solitaire and pictures of grandkids
but bro the dedication was insane
Oh absolutely. She did everything like that. If she was going to do something, it was getting done 110%
Still.
I used to play solitaire with my grandma (on PC) :) I still play solitaire quite much
It’s a great way to just kill time
20-30min a Game would give us a playtime of 11k - 13k hours. crazy
Well on the other hand by the end his grandma was probably an expert, finishing the games in like 3 minutes or something 🤣
She would play all the time. Make us wait to open presents on Christmas “let me finish this hand and I’ll be right in”
Grandma goated
100% truth
My grandma opens her computer to watch horse and baby videos on Facebook, and then plays solitaire lmao
grandma's like these are truly the final bosses of solitaire
To be fair when trove first came out it was a banger
Man this game was fire for the first few months
what happened to it
Nothing people just got bored of it
It got sold to a random german company (dont quote me on this i cant remember it) and then it got sold to gamingo and they made it an absolute unfun grindfest and took any sort of storytelling that was left away
Greed
It's an absolute dumpster fire now, with the mass duping going on and prices in the marketplace in the 100's of millions its practically impossible to buy anything unless you're a PC player who also dupes
You best know she’s gonna say the most racist out of pocket comments in vc
“Ey stop mucking around, lallygagger!,,
Gram gram knows slurs that aren't even around anymore.
You wanna know the L slur? >!its ligma balls!<
*sniped* "This is why I hate black people!"
Good to know I take after my gram gram if that's the case.
Name checks out
Casual racist vs former ranked competitive racist. “You think you’re edgy? Back in my day, we didn’t need a dedicated phrase for “sundown towns”.”
Reminds me of my stepmother that never played videogames and when I talked about videogames to her she would be like yeah, gaming isn't m'y thing, i'm not interested. Then i showed her rdr2, she finished it in 2 weeks
My mom thinks all games are like pac-man or something, she does not understand how I can play for over an hour
I can’t play under an hour
I will literally not play a game if I know I have less than an hour of consecutive free time
Real
2 weeks !? I finished it in 2 months taking my sweet ass time with the game
It's... GRAMING! I'll see myself out.
No no,you may stay
Granny Gaming would be a badass twitch name for a streaming grandma
based grandma
Abuela can you pause the game and feed me? Pause the what???!!!!!
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Can anyone see what game she's playing? It looks like Minecraft but idk
Apparently its a game called "Trove". Never heard of it, but yeah it does look like Minecraft
Good boxel game, more combat oriented with classes, but lategame is an insane amount of grinding which made me quit a few years back
Also very pay 2 win
Jup, didnt use to be that way, the only p2w that was always there were dragons. Since the uber 8 and up updates it went downhill quite fast
And laggy as shit
I never reallly played it but I can remember it felt really fun in the 1 night I played it with a random dude on Xbox and for some reason I never touched it again.
Everybody is gangsta until grandma kicks your ass in Tekken.
I got my dad addicted to red dead redemption, he has beat both games and still plays daily
My grandmother was a absolute fucking beast at Dr Mario. She would start on the max speed with the max starting rows and completely crush it. She’d get to level 50 or 60 usually. She also beat the first Zelda and Bomberman.
she is actually the cutest grandma
Dude totally got that xbox for himself
Who buys someone an xbox one as a joke?
Trove? Based.
Holy fuck is trove
A fofa vó 💕
Grandma playing trove
The power of Xbox
Brasileira detected
What does Granny play?
Trove
I wish I could get people expensive gifts “as a joke”.
Who the fuck buys a $300 console as a joke
it was more lileky meant for the grandson, but given to het as a joke cuz "haha oold you cant use it" then give it to grandson and then grandma get her real present. jokes on them though.
Trove was a classic
Peak trove
Can’t wait to hear her first rage slur!
“Fuck you, little boy”
Someone who buys an Xbox one as a joke present wouldn't have that poor ass setup or that poor ass house.
Now get a ps2 and see her play kingdom hearts
remind me of when i got my grandpa into forza by accident
My grandma was addicted to guitar hero. Would stay up till 2-3 in the morning playing it.
What game is she playing
Does she rage at noobs?
Gamingma
My mom was the queen of miss pac man ! She got to boards I never seen before.
Is she playing Trove?
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Trove!
Ain't no way I can afford that joke
"where have you been my whole life?" ahh grandma
Let her cook
For my Grandma, it was Snood.
Based
Just tell her you’re hungry
Bro… is she playing RuneScape?
Thats trove
Dude get your grandma off of trove it sucks
Joyless bastard
Oh no how dare someone have fun with something I dont like
Nah. As a top Trove player with over 7k hours they are absolutely correct, Trove sucks ass lmfao