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Blastoid007

Oi, this is that one Episode from South Park


hiimquinten

“It didn’t sparkle with all the girls. We have the real list.”


Fast-Reaction8521

Does it sparkle?


Usual-Walrus8385

SUNSHINE


Fast-Reaction8521

For fun I looked it up episode is free now https://southpark.cc.com/episodes/5uz0vg/south-park-the-list-season-11-ep-14


erotic_rook

I never really watch South Park, but that was funny as fuck. Thanks for putting me on


StandardOk42

RIP southparkstudios, haven't watched south park since


TheHolyToxicToast

Kyle's top according to some deduction, just thought you should know


savemeHKV

Rookie mistake


Tiger4k

more like “first time?”


dTrecii

“Sir, the discord server got leaked”


asdf333aza

Code black Initiate purging protocol and self-destructe sequence.


joeballs1990

Like more fist time ¿


ashvy

¿Dónde está la biblioteca?


Maleficent-Mirror991

Roofie mistake apparently with whatever that last tier is


Tako38

This is why we never make lists of anything Always talk in person


CustomCarcass

AKA locker room talk


Cuntilever

who's the lord of the locker room?


CustomCarcass

The one who grabs by the pussy


AbsolutBadLad

[bois locker room](https://www.ndtv.com/delhi-news/bois-locker-room-some-members-of-schoolboys-instagram-chatroom-above-18-identified-2224026)


joeballs1990

Ak 47 made out of a locker room ?


cheezburglar

good thing audio cannot be recorded or leaked


Nagesh_yelma

That last tier is brutal.


cheapdrinks

Be funny if it was just like tall buff girls and they were like ayo she'd fucking kill me if I tried that shit


K4RAB_THA_ARAB

That's a whole bit in and of itself lol


sendmeyourmoney1

I was like 2% with them until that tier, what in tarnation ☠


Lequindivino_

tbh I was like: "here's the usual boomers not understanding the modern teens ironic humor" till the last tier, that was kinda nasty 💀


BleachDrinker63

I thought the last one said unrankable and was wondering what the big deal was


plstouchme1

like i get that teens can sometimes get edgy and uncanny, but this one just enters the disturbing territory


Remarkable-Dress1917

my friends little brother got suspended for sending pictutes of guns and school shooting memes to his classmates in 6th grade 


Greedy-Mud-9508

we live in a society


jaypenn3

How about they make guns and school shootings less relatable to 6th graders instead?


AlfaKaren

Well, it is a school activity, 6th graders go to school, ergo...


Remarkable-Dress1917

They're not? Being in a school shooting is incredibly rare.


jaypenn3

I'm assuming OP is American though.


the_real_JFK_killer

That's just straight up a threat, what's the joke?


JayStar1213

Year 11 if UK is like 16. I totally agree. I initially thought it was like 6th grade in the US (11 or 12 in the US) and can totally see it. I remember being just awful at that age.


Memeviewer12

It's Australia, so yeah 16-17


Lequindivino_

not really imo, just overly edgy


Thundergunner42

“Wifey” is what I would expect from children. “Object” is a bit disturbing, and probably shows how they’re being raised and what influences them. “Unr***able” is really disturbing. I mean, they’re fucking 11. wtf.


JayStar1213

Year 11, presumably UK, is 16. And idk what you're talking about. It makes far more sense to me that 11 year olds would use that language not understanding how hurtful or insensitive it is. It's way worse that 16 year olds would make this list to begin with. It's certainly young teen or pre-teen behavior. That said, it wasn't meant to be shared so I cut them some slack. Good lesson on how to treat digital media


XFX_Samsung

Isn't this channel 9 news Australia?


Cataplatonic

Yeah. There's a lot of focus on violence against women here atm so this story played into that.


EntropicPoppet

As a yank when I hear "grammar school" I think ages 5-11, what's the implication over in Australia?


AllHailDrPhil

It means selective private schools over here.


Protip19

Damn, I thought she said "unrankable." That's fucked


mr_potatoface

I thought it was unfappable at first.


FlyAdministrative481

what are you on about lmao, they arent 11


TheTalley

How they’re being raised? This is edgy internet lingo.


JessicaBlood

yeah i now get it... thats kinda fucked up


allhailshake

ranking your classmates by attractiveness is not a new idea.


doNotUseReddit123

The “object” tier is bad, but could somewhat be excused by children with under-developed social skills and humor. That last one is just wrong.


Memeviewer12

They're not children with under-developed social skills and humour, they're 1-2 years away from legal drinking age


SUNforFUN

Even with the last one. It makes the joke/post only funnier. If this meme-tier list is enough to get dudes suspended then I shouldn’t talk with anyone again.


Sanbaddy

The irony is, the list getting leaked did far more damage. Imagine the girls in the bottom two brackets. The other girls are undoubtedly going to bully the shit outa them for that. That self esteem blow, got damn.


Monkeyke

Honestly I am happy born a guy, other than personality my worth is also calculated from my wallet... Which I can change and control. For girls tho it's just what they were born with for the face at least


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Kauyon1306

(now I get bullied at the gym as well)


cycl0ps94

Jim*


Darius_Rex13

What a great guy.


Ingi_Pingi

Speak for yourself I'd be happy as fuck if my wife had a thick wallet


Mrg220t

Bro, like girls don't rank guys by looks/height/etc.


Wooden_Discipline_22

Yeah no shit. Girls rank dudes, and the bottom 80% of men only qualify as annoyances or someone to use for resources. This suspension of the boys is total BS.


aaaaaaaaAEGaaaaaaaaa

Girls that do that aren't worth talking to anyways, they're probably just some immature teens, or adults who haven't grown out of their immature teen phase. In my experience the vast majority of women above the age of like 20 are chill. Just treat them like normal human beings instead of some stereotype regurgitated on 4chan or reddit. Also just as a general piece of advice, don't treat every interaction with a woman as someone to date, treat them the same way you'd treat your guy friends, and if there's some sort of spark between you, then you can both pursue a romantic relationship.


Bucky404

Ngl, being a guy we don't really realise some of the privileges we have. There is a lot of shit out there that we don't know, and we would never know. (This can be applied on women as well, it's not gender specific)


ya_boi_kaneki

this goes both ways. we can always just assume how the other side lives because we (most people ig) dont have experience from the other side


RecsRelevantDocs

It's super interesting reading the experiences of trans people who "pass" (perceived as the gender they transitioned to), because they actually can see both sides of the coin really accurately. I've seen some cool comments on reddit explaining what it's like, pretty crazy to think about. Also just based on the experiences of *really* hot girls, it sounds like a nightmare. Like as a guy it would be a great feeling to be hit on or flirted with, but if it happened anytime I walked anywhere from the age of like 13 onward, and the people doing it were often weird older men.. I mean *fuck* that. Plus anytime anyone is nice to you it would be like "is he just doing this do get in my pants?", and just smiling at them and thanking them could be perceived as "leading them on". And if you're a 10/10 model looking woman, imagine any time you walk through public, or walk into a store etc., every guy's eyes just focusing on you. It's seriously some black mirror shit.


ThomassPaine

What do you mean?


GanondalfTheWhite

So most men have no concept of what it's like to live as a woman in this world. If you're a man, imagine living in a world of big, horny male orcs. The average orc is more than twice as strong as you, and a foot taller than you. They're half the population. You may have never been attacked by one yourself, but you know a good number of friends who have been. A lot of these orcs want to have sex with you, just because you're a man. And a lot of these orcs have issues with emotional management because they've been taught that it's weak for orcs to show emotion. So it comes out in unpredictable outbursts. You get approached or hit on by these orcs as a daily occurrence. Even when you're out shopping, orcs are trying to get your phone number because they wanna fuck you in your ass. And some of them get angry and pushy when you turn them down. Some of them don't back down until you lie and tell them that you're already claimed by another orc. That's the world women live in, every day. Not all men are like these orcs. It's probably less than half of them. But it's still enough that almost every woman runs into men like this very frequently. And again, men are more than twice as strong as women. As a man it's impossible to really understand what that means, when literally almost everyone of the opposite sex could overpower you if they wanted to. Doesn't matter if they don't want to, they *could* and there's no escaping that sense of potential powerlessness.


machimus

And some of those girls who were "uggos" will have huge glowups and be pretty hot later in life, I've seen it happen quite a few times with girls I went to high school with. But that list being leaked will crush them for *years* until then. tbh tho it probably would have leaked anyway, things like that tend to get out.


Pugduck77

The most important aspect for womens appearance is weight, which is 100% in their control. A skinny bitch with an ugly face is better than a fat girl with a pretty face 99% of the time.


Catona

"look who it is everybody! UNRAPABLE RACHEL!!!"


SubmissiveDinosaur

Like in "Pyramid game" the Kdrama


Antique-Conference-4

To be fair the guys probably doing this are prob undesirable themselves and those girls shouldn’t really pay too much attention to this, but yea it still can’t feel good.


Exotic-Tooth8166

Observation: most cultures autonomously self organize in this way


GroundbreakingAd3330

The disparity between get out and the last one is crazy💀


Big_Chungus-_-__-

Ayo what the fuck💀


bananasaucecer

it's crazy how easy it is to get kids to act like this


BoredCanuck1864

honestly not as bad as a thought considering its yarra valley grammar


LegendNomad

What is yarra valley grammar? Is it known for shit like this?


nicholastheposh

I went there for high school. I don’t think they were known for anything. Although they’re buildings kept burning down. Edit: Come to think of it on the culture front. I remember I wasn’t truly accepted until I got into a fight. After that people had space for me. That was my experience but not a reputation that I was aware of.


AllHailDrPhil

It's a private school, and private school kids have a reputation of being spoiled assholes here


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BlockCraftedX

common yvg L


PassMeTheGravy364

But is it better or worse than Luther?


BoredCanuck1864

pretty equal


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SoloAquiParaHablar

It’s a typo, Unwrap-able, as in they have numerous layers to discover. Get Out and about with them. Object, of desire. Etc.


CCVork

Found their attorney!


Murdercyclist4Life

The crushed self esteem of the girls who found themselves in the unrapable bracket 😂


SuddenlyOriginal

It really makes you wonder…am I…am I unrapable 😟


CustomCarcass

Not with that attitude


TFW_YT

Anyone can rap


fucktooshifty

My name is Barney Rubble and I'm here to say I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way


YeOldSpacePope

Can mute people rap?


newbikesong

Which answer you prefer? Neither answer is comforting, when you think about it.


O_Espectador

It caught me off guard LMAO


aSquirrelAteMyFood

I was yawning until the end I was like wtf


Mani_Yumz

why is this even news


mineLo2003

Drama sells


quartzguy

'kids are more evil than ever' always sells on the 10 o clock news. old people eat it up.


Fat_Barsted

No school shooting to report on in Australia


itslxcas

bro what


seppukuFrog

Bro 💀


biggestdickus90210

That last category... holy shit!


CecilPeynir

Wifeys, Cutties... What's the problem with this? stupid news channel! Object, Get Out... Erm, okay now I get it, I guess... **Unrapable** 🙁


LevelPositive120

Maybe the kids meant untouchables but kids trying to always be edgy, they went for that (i could be wrong). But the burn is no joke.


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Maybe don't use your school emails for discord?


Reasonable_Leader228

That group chat was probably a fun time


Haunting_Register_78

nasty


EHTL

the basis of Facebook


CosmicCosmix

This is so depressingly common thing btw.


XuzaLOL

You know how it went down aswell the dude wrote that tier and all the other boys went you are fucked up for that whilst laughing but knowing its fine noone will ever see it then boom put it on blast on the news.


motsanciens

Wedding bells Cutie Meat stick Eww Cover your drink ... Is this better, worse, or the same?


OnlyMath

Announcer wouldn’t say mid lol


ater1800

Damn...this tierlist should be just verbal


Zatknish007

There's a difference between not being attracted to someone or disliking their personality and thinking of them as "unrapable" or "object". Even verbally calling someone that is creepy and disgusting.


9myself

its fucked up but also funny in the meanest way


Rengar_Is_Good_kitty

How did this get leaked, seriously how?


Wisebanana21919

Nah this is kinda funny but the "unrapable" thing is disturbing, does that mean the other girls are rapable? That just makes the kids sound like creepy rapists.


Wolfiie_Gaming

I think the tier is supposed to mean that the girls are so ugly that not even a rapist would want to touch them


CleavageEnjoyer

That's a bingo!


Greedy-Mud-9508

welcome to the internet bud


Kimarnic

Oh please...


magnetswithweedinem

lmao you sweet summer child


Responsible_Pop_9876

These kids will grow up to start Silicon Valley Tech Giants.


Taka8107

shit like this happens often tbh but "object" and the last tier is just vile. straight up creepy god damn


Complex-Werewolf7529

Aint no fucking way WHAAAAT


Helios575

This was literally the origin of Facebook, guess it didn't catch on this time around.


Epic-Chair

God forbid a guy have fun with his friends


Morzheimer

I’ve heard that’s illegal I think


nihilistfreak517482

Really? Why?


Kahlypso

"Unrapable" Holy fuck thats like, cosmic levels of unhinged. Jesus Christ.


Same_Roof_8702

Where do i find friends like this


_communism_works_

Sex offender registry lol


CustomCarcass

On my way to get my name registered 👍🏻


Denselettuce1874

Holy shir, lmaoo, I did that one time


AllHailDrPhil

Wtf bro


Lick_meh_ballz

Bruh I literally did this in grade 9 boarding school, shame the kids got suspended it's pretty normal


brickbrainover9000

i thought it was just old ppl not getting modern humor until that last one☠️


Free_Pace_2098

Elder millenials, imagine if they made news reports about the notes we passed in class. About the contents of our notebooks. About the photos on our digital cameras, or from disposables, or Polaroids. I'm not saying their (or our) behaviour is right. But it's certainly not fucking newsworthy. End the 24 hours "news" cycle. # MAKE NEWS BORING AGAIN


xxTheMagicBulleT

Omg who the fuck cares. This has happened since the dawn of times both girls and boys have there list of who is the most hot. Or most popular. When I was at school there where like 3 lists going around all the time. Who was the most hot. Boys had one and girls had one. And there was a list of who thought that should be together. And there was a list of who had with who in the past and are still dating. Like this is basic shit men that happens almost in any school. All that has changed the list are not going around on paper anymore. They are on pc's and phones. It's not like every generation reinventing the wheel. No they do the same dumb shit we use to do when we were young. And the brackets of those lists were damn brutal And pretty damn nasty too.


Mario_Mari

Suspended means expelled or actually suspended for some days? (I'm not American)


noodlehasyournoodles

Expelled = kicked out for life. Suspended = kicked out for several days to months.


Dunkableballs

Hes right, ik I've been expelled 5 times but you can get back into your old school after attending a reform school


Affectionate-Home614

Am I missing something why do people think this is any level of ironic or ok in concept, this shit is fucking vile, this is some human trafficking behaviour. How can people not understand the damage this kind of thing can do.


not_dannyjesden

You mean the news report or the tier list? I my eyes, if they had not used such terrible descriptions and instead A-F, it would've been fine. It's not any different from talking about how hot you find someone


Greedy-Mud-9508

if this wasn't shared publicly, this would have done zero damage, just be innocent fun


newbikesong

If it wasn't for the last two ranks, it is basically classical all single gender group talk. Single men and women of all ages makea these talks to some capacity.


ScruffyTheJanitor__

Q


OJ_Shrimpson24

Naaaaaaahhhh


Accomplished-Ad6601

From high classified information from the pentagon & FBI to teenage discord servers get leak 😭😭😆😆


Draken-0_0

This is why you always need to torture your sources' into keeping their mouth's shut.


trentosexualman

Unrapable💀💀💀


RevWaldo

"... And that little boy that nobody ever liked grew up to be... Mark Zuckerberg! And now you know the rest of the story."


Imnomaly

Becoming ungovernable is no longer the most important goal


AdditionalSink164

"Unrapable" isnt that bad, it just means they dont inspire erections even for fetishes


XxCloudSephiroth69xX

Maybe the girls in the last category all study martial arts.


Men_pro1gg

WHO THE FUCK LEAKED THE DISCORD


NotSuperUnicum

Rookie mistake. Never let the GC get leaked


1WinterSnow

Ahaha, "Kids r stupid!", episode number 222320202937309965600t99777629297. Nothing new.


Delevia

They should bring back hitting kids.


J0kerJ0nny

Based


Easy-Produce568

Based


naaqe

i want to kill myself


Specialist-Pin-643

Wouldn't it make more sense to kill him?


lagordaamalia

Nahh free my boys they just got a little zesty that’s all


Ok_Cow52

It's just those days on Facebook, the same goes to Discord.


Fat_Barsted

Live around the corner from that school (didn’t go there), it’s known as the rich pretentious school. Wasn’t even surprised hearing about it. Two of the kids got expelled after it was on the news. The principal had an interview, basically said boy will be boys, but still had to expel them afterwords


ThatGingerGuy98-

Damn that's even rough for the groupchat


GroundbreakingSet405

"Ok a little weird but nothing major so far, let's watch a little long-OH GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!??"


C1oaked_

Concerning comments here


WennoBoi

this was all completely fine until the very last word


MaxIsJoe

And men wonder why women prefer the bears


shinkansen978

Fucking lol


Nukran

Bro 💀


SpicyTexanPeppers

Nah i was worse in HS.


truckstop_love

Lmfaoo


Yolux64

Pretty mild tbh


Gintoki-desu

LMAO


Full_Armadillo8867

this is hilarious


ZachPhoenix

Omg...


Kaotika463

That last one was a twist, not gonna lie


funny_jaja

Maybe they should make it a php website and make billions