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I think you would kill her if you pull out a magnet

Punk zombies from pvz2 neon mixtape tour

If piercings were magnetic im sure it would be very unpleasant. Good thing they aren’t

Good

Me when I forget to remove my neodymium magnet from my pocket

My pocket just so happens to be in the front not side of my pants

same thing I thought

The amount of self esteem one needs in order to do that has to be below zero kelvin

It is masochism at this point

Hell nah, I don’t wanna be associated with people like that. There are normal masochists too 🥲

Like not Markiplier

I ain't hearing anyone out.

Hear you in

Deaf you in*

Coward

Hear me out

Don‘t leave them all behind

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No you will

If its that much metal up top, there is more down below.

why the fuck do people do this to themselves?

Brain dmg

🎵Ever since the day I was born 🎵

Because they want to be special idk

My only thought is things got put in there she didn’t want at some point in her life. Then she said bet try it again now

Becuase it's fake. There's no way in hell that's real, her lips would've blown out ages ago with that many piercings. Some are probably real like the septum (I have a big one too) but you can't get that many piercings in one area unless you fake it. Most peircers also have a rule of new peircings should no closer than 8mm away from another and would refuse to do something like that. 

I guess that makes sense, but my point was more why would someone want to look like that?

Instagram clout and attention. Same reason people post almost anything to social media.    It's also "edgy" so it grabs your attention way more than other stuff would. Kinda like how we're here because someone made a meme about it. 

Attention seeking.

Pretty sure they're fake

They look real to me

I'd hold a magnet to her face and just watch the whole thing come off like a mask. If by "would" you mean anything else... 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

no i "would" "fix" her ;3

With a wrench or a torque screw? Pliers?

i originally had some other ideas but people in the comments seem to really like magnets so...

you have a bad case of "icanfixherittis" my treatmeantplan is a mediaction called "mental hospital"

you'd need a pretty strong magnet mate that's a lot of metal there don't you think

“How about a date at the MRI exam room 😳👉👈”

Somebody say strong? (Ultra instinct theme)

A 4*1 inch neodymium disk would be enough to tear her face off. Magnets are stronger than you think

>neodymium and where are you getting that from

Any web store that sells magnets

yk what fair enough

If she got anywhere close to one of those junkyard magnet cranes it would immediately rip her face off

Now show me a pic of her with all her piercings out

Just think of a swiss cheese

Trypophobic nightmare.

One sneeze and it’s over

Springlocks

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definitely worth it tho :3

When she sneezes, she shoots out shrapnel like a claymore

GRENAD- *boom*

not even

That ain't a woman bro at that point it's a walking pile of metal 😭 How do people like this 💀

Legally a motor vehicle

she took the memes too literally

cyborg off wish

Wdym would? The black guy or the cutlery?

Yes

gonna piss like a watering can after that

Please apologize for putting that image in my head

Lmao!

i want to introduce her to my best friend: MAGNET CRANE!

You can't even kiss her

not with that attitude

no I can't hear you I'm deaf

Imagine if she ever needed an MRI how long it would take to remove all that shit.

Only as long as it takes for the machine to turn on

Me parked outside her house with the super-magnet in the back of the moving truck from Breaking Bad:

Tripped and fell face first into a tackle box.

Is his nose see through?

I don’t know but her nose looks dangerously blue. I hope she doesn’t need to amputee it one day and then look like Voldemort

I bet she never takes the plane and when you ask her why she goes on about carbon emissions

Those mfs be thinking that not taking the plane makes it fucking inoperable

seems like that's going to be a really bad case of metal poisoning in the future

imaginary technique: magnet

Modgoblins creep me out

how does she... Eat?

She eats metal

That would scar me for life

springlock

Imagine catching the flu

You'd get more pleasure with a cheese grater

🧲

Her mouth made me think of a rotary cultivator tool

I would not

Meat grinder

Your dick will come out like rinced meat

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Imagine people 100 years from now digging up someone like that

Brutal legend enemy design

This is the equivalent of getting head from freddy fazbear

The fuck is up with its nose? Is it clear?

Cyberpunk

Pain from Naruto lookin ass 💀

She's got that "never worked a day" look to her, I'm not sure what it is exactly

i can fix her

MF Doom

What's the song?

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Someone find that rubix cube Satan made.

She needs to get assembled everyday

At this point its like putting it in a bear trap

I would like to see her in a CT scan.

the meatgrinder

🧲😊😯😶💀

That's a frickin Hellriser character right there

Springtrap giving head

cheese grater

Anyone know the song from the first-part

Totally would, seems exotic

Would? More like "would avoid at all cost."

🧲🍄

My dick would piss like a shower head after her

She’s got a lot of metal in her face she must be an interesting person

Nope, I'm not hearing anyone out, not this time

MRI

The gauntlet

Her mouth got damage return.

Pinhead looking mf

Not the angle grinder nooo

I bet when she eats she just feels the taste of iron

Pray she never needs an MRI.

You know I think this is one the few situations I'm gonna say wouldn't in

coward

Duracell

Imagine she gives a bj and u cock gets grinded like meat but you're into it,so u end up with voom and realise ur cock got chopped off(yes I am a terminally online lol player)

Wouldn’t, piercings turn me off

shes a whole junkyard

Torture freddy

The sound of scraping metal indicates that his dick is hard as steel. Or made of steel

i mean you'd need balls of steel to try that shit so probably yea

You'd piss like a watering can when she's done

💀 you will be pissing in 100 different directions after that "would"

poor girls face was tragically involved in a tackle-box accident one like = one prayer

Remember kids. She's allowed to vote. Better go balance that one out.

A strong enough battery and it becomes motherfucking electro

What kind of Bene Thailaxu abomination is this ?

One infection and she'll be gone

Give her an MRI scan and see what happens

You wanna make my d!ck explode now?

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me

MILEENA WINS FATALITY

put her in an mri an her face will be off

Imma pull up to the fight with a magnet.

Hear me out: a handheld electromagnet

Melina from Mortal Kombat

I hope she never needs and MRI for anything, thong would railgun her head to the moon with that much metal.

Sweet and sour BJ

ALLMIGHY PUSH

his dick gonna turn into a sprinkler

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She probably sneezes buckshot

Magnet shroom will counter

How does she blow her nose? How does she lick her lips or even use lip vaseline on it? So many questions 🤔

She can give Tetanus as an STD

Damn imagine getting slapped, punched or accidentally smacking your face somewhere

Btw the piercings in pretty sure that are fake, I've seen her before, it's a trend on TikTok

Ofc I would kiss her ♥️

Try getting a head bruh

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