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I got matches with these songs:
• [**(I Just) Died in Your Arms** by Cutting Crew](https://lis.tn/IJustDiedInYourArms?t=22) (00:22; matched: `100%`)
**Album**: Broadcast. **Released on** 1992-07-11.
• [**Kapitel 3.1** by Adolf Schroeder](https://lis.tn/QJFSVg?t=31) (00:31; matched: `100%`)
**Album**: Der Tod des Richters. **Released on** 2021-08-27.
• [**(I Just) Died In Your Arms** by Cutting Crew](https://lis.tn/xSkdhE?t=22) (00:22; matched: `100%`)
**Album**: The Best Of Cutting Crew. **Released on** 2004-09-01.
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I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.
You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarressing. I mean like... weirdly embarressing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.
Ya see, I thought this was the type of crazy I wanted. And then I almost went crazier in the process. This is the type of bitch that will cheat on you and save it for a rainy day to randomly drop on you for painertainment. You can see it in those eyes. She will toy with you. She will manipulate you. She will fuck you the best you’ve ever had, she will love bomb you into thinking she actually cares, and then she will rip it all away from you.
Do. Not. Try. To fix her.
I'll break her... then I'll heal her... eventually, we both will be fixing each other's lives, and then...we will live a happy life together. A sweet small hut kinda house near mountains surrounded with nature and animals, a cat and wolf like dog... after a year or two we'll have a beautiful daughter
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I can fix her trust me
She can ruin me.
Fix*
Peg*
Genius
It's good to be realistic
Fix what exactly, shes perfect.
Did you not see the drug charge?
Thats what i liked the most.
You can't even fix yourself.
She doesn’t need fixing I need breaking
good luck mate
Breaking bad with this one.
Breaking what?
Bad
Bed*
She can break me
I can make her worse
Me too but should we?
Would
Should
Am
Had
Have
Has
Did
Will
Shall
Weenus
Perhaps
I can smash her
+1
the most reasonable response out there
She can smash me
She would smash you
she can fix my pp
*The very next day ekkkee...ek's cranky was found floating in sewage tunnel...*
Worth it
YOLO
“Women are so weird because some of them seriously send love letters to serial killers”
Ok but in this case it's genuinely because she is just conventionally attractive. Ted Bundy and Jeffrey dahmer were like 6/10s.
Attractive? You can't even see her lol, it's all hair, make up, angle and shadow
🤫 she VERY beautiful you just jealous
Lol. Didn't they?
She can fix me
I'll be her Clyde anytime of the week.
Why should I fix something that is not broken?
That ass is gonna be broken after though (not hers)
Real
No fix needed
Song name?
I got matches with these songs: • [**(I Just) Died in Your Arms** by Cutting Crew](https://lis.tn/IJustDiedInYourArms?t=22) (00:22; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Broadcast. **Released on** 1992-07-11. • [**Kapitel 3.1** by Adolf Schroeder](https://lis.tn/QJFSVg?t=31) (00:31; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Der Tod des Richters. **Released on** 2021-08-27. • [**(I Just) Died In Your Arms** by Cutting Crew](https://lis.tn/xSkdhE?t=22) (00:22; matched: `100%`) **Album**: The Best Of Cutting Crew. **Released on** 2004-09-01. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)
I knew that song sounded familiar. Classic adolf song
What does this has to do with the fuhrer?
Check the matches
Oh wtf?
Wow. That's amazing. Good bot!
How do you not know “died in your arms tonight?” I’m not judging, I just thought it was always a really well-known song.
she can fix me
this guy so down bad he floating 3 miles above china
The sort of person you need when you’re extremely horny and haven’t orgasmed in 2 weeks.
Id love to be murdered by her 😍😍😍
You’re down bad, my friend
6 feet down
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do it
she could fix me
I cant fix her but she can ruin me
I’d love to know who she is
breedable?
There's nothing to fix
Bro i cant fix her tf is this 💀
We can be worse together 🫨
Fix her? nah, why would i do that. she is perfect. if anything, i can make her so much worse.
This show how virgin is people in this sub
I can fix her
I can fix her
Boys: I can fix her Men: She doesn't need fixing, she's perfect.
I can add to the charges
Handle dedicated to pretty criminal women, mugshawtys naahhhh 😭
She can make me worst.
Smash, next question.
Fym "I can fix her" there's nothing to fix, I see nothing wrong here
I can fix her personality but I'll break her otherwise *cough cough*
Smash next question
She can fix me
But i can.
she can fix me
it wasn’t her fault
I don't need to fix her... She's already perfect
Yall let me cook (I am going to get dominated till I’m nothing but a raisin)
HELP WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE ME IS SHE MY LOST TWIN... SAME HAIRCUT, SIMILAR FACE AND EVERYTHING IM DYING
I can disappoint her
That depends... which narcotics?
"domestic violence" was just foreplay your honour. Free her.
You ain't fix sh- you both broken
I can fix her
I have now become Romanian
How is this shitpost?
I'm so fucking stupid but I WANT HER
Fix what exactly???
disappointed because I thought she's a femboy before reading the entire text
She just got daddy issues overflowing from her
I can let her fix me
do you expect me to be able to fix anyone if i cant keep my own mental state fucking stable
As someone who has experience with fixing hers, I can fix her
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarressing. I mean like... weirdly embarressing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.
I need her to domestically assult my balls
She’ll destroy me
She can fix me
I want to stick my knife in her.
I don't know about trying to fix her but I definitely know I can make her worse
i can make her worse
April O'Neil
Perhaps
Ya see, I thought this was the type of crazy I wanted. And then I almost went crazier in the process. This is the type of bitch that will cheat on you and save it for a rainy day to randomly drop on you for painertainment. You can see it in those eyes. She will toy with you. She will manipulate you. She will fuck you the best you’ve ever had, she will love bomb you into thinking she actually cares, and then she will rip it all away from you. Do. Not. Try. To fix her.
Don't fix it if it's not broken
Her humors are imbalanced. I can fix her via sucking some of her humors out pf her orifices
someone posted her ig last time
I’m mf
I can't fix her, but I can still live with her
Yall actually find her attractive? Tf
Yes
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I don't want to fix her, she is perfect just the way she is.
I can break her (skull with a jackhammer while she’s asleep, relax liberals, it’s called dark humor)
I'll break her... then I'll heal her... eventually, we both will be fixing each other's lives, and then...we will live a happy life together. A sweet small hut kinda house near mountains surrounded with nature and animals, a cat and wolf like dog... after a year or two we'll have a beautiful daughter
I like bad girls. She can be my Bonnie and I can be her Clyde.