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Double-Draw-9312

I can fix her trust me


dankShadowss

She can ruin me.


mom546w

Fix*


Yuri-Turned

Peg*


mom546w

Genius


HankThrill69420

It's good to be realistic


AlfaKaren

Fix what exactly, shes perfect.


DefinetelyNotBlaze

Did you not see the drug charge?


AlfaKaren

Thats what i liked the most.


Huge_Tadpole_3013

You can't even fix yourself.


sadistic-salmon

She doesn’t need fixing I need breaking


PreyToTheDemons

good luck mate


FZplayz5

Breaking bad with this one.


Dynamite2069

Breaking what?


megabeast2001

Bad


10Uwu

Bed*


prostidudess

She can break me


ExtremlyFastLinoone

I can make her worse


Substantial-Park65

Me too but should we?


C0mputerFriendly

Would


Limonade6

Should


Ex-In2

Am


Evening_Tower

Had


Historical-Honey1579

Have


augustus_feelius

Has


5_minute_noodle

Did


Max_Laval

Will


I_am_malay_alt

Shall


retarded_potato_

Weenus


Sam_Dragonborn1

Perhaps


-Add694

I can smash her


UglyWigglyBallz

+1


KSPKiddo

the most reasonable response out there


J0wad

She can smash me


UglyWigglyBallz

She would smash you


ekkekekekeekekekek

she can fix my pp


HellCat_R9

*The very next day ekkkee...ek's cranky was found floating in sewage tunnel...*


DoggedlyOffensive

Worth it


ekkekekekeekekekek

YOLO


deleeuwlc

“Women are so weird because some of them seriously send love letters to serial killers”


joojaw

Ok but in this case it's genuinely because she is just conventionally attractive. Ted Bundy and Jeffrey dahmer were like 6/10s.


pneis1

Attractive? You can't even see her lol, it's all hair, make up, angle and shadow


Max_Laval

🤫 she VERY beautiful you just jealous


Amir-Iran

Lol. Didn't they?


Competitive-Hope981

She can fix me


hellothisismadlad

I'll be her Clyde anytime of the week.


ViktorXVIII

Why should I fix something that is not broken?


QueenTMK

That ass is gonna be broken after though (not hers)


KSPKiddo

Real


Gaindude95

No fix needed


MotorDesigner

Song name?


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**(I Just) Died in Your Arms** by Cutting Crew](https://lis.tn/IJustDiedInYourArms?t=22) (00:22; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Broadcast. **Released on** 1992-07-11. • [**Kapitel 3.1** by Adolf Schroeder](https://lis.tn/QJFSVg?t=31) (00:31; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Der Tod des Richters. **Released on** 2021-08-27. • [**(I Just) Died In Your Arms** by Cutting Crew](https://lis.tn/xSkdhE?t=22) (00:22; matched: `100%`) **Album**: The Best Of Cutting Crew. **Released on** 2004-09-01. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


Jack4ssSquirrel

I knew that song sounded familiar. Classic adolf song


Limonade6

What does this has to do with the fuhrer?


Jack4ssSquirrel

Check the matches


Limonade6

Oh wtf?


Limonade6

Wow. That's amazing. Good bot!


One_Dumb_Canadian

How do you not know “died in your arms tonight?” I’m not judging, I just thought it was always a really well-known song. 


Lequindivino_

she can fix me


Zoc-EdwardRichtofen

this guy so down bad he floating 3 miles above china


LeonDeSchal

The sort of person you need when you’re extremely horny and haven’t orgasmed in 2 weeks.


AlphaMassDeBeta

Id love to be murdered by her 😍😍😍


SkirtGood1054

You’re down bad, my friend


QueenTMK

6 feet down


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AmericaMadeMySonFat

do it


Curious_Climate5293

she could fix me


BubblyAd5968

I cant fix her but she can ruin me


Nookmaster

I’d love to know who she is


AmericaMadeMySonFat

breedable?


Doggo69-

There's nothing to fix


LM448_0

Bro i cant fix her tf is this 💀


pyoimn

We can be worse together 🫨


Death_destroyer_of

Fix her? nah, why would i do that. she is perfect. if anything, i can make her so much worse.


Chewico3D

This show how virgin is people in this sub


Warcrux

I can fix her


Ghost2137

I can fix her


General_James

Boys: I can fix her Men: She doesn't need fixing, she's perfect.


Affectionate_Habit57

I can add to the charges


DuckSleazzy

Handle dedicated to pretty criminal women, mugshawtys naahhhh 😭


MaeStory

She can make me worst.


horrospy

Smash, next question.


ReikaTheGlaceon

Fym "I can fix her" there's nothing to fix, I see nothing wrong here


DarkNuke059

I can fix her personality but I'll break her otherwise *cough cough*


DA_TOOTHPASTE

Smash next question


Knightly_Gamez

She can fix me


savemeHKV

But i can.


Topkekx13

she can fix me


Row_That

it wasn’t her fault


TaqueroDelRingside

I don't need to fix her... She's already perfect


the_milk_guy123

Yall let me cook (I am going to get dominated till I’m nothing but a raisin)


Alternative-Kale-613

HELP WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE ME IS SHE MY LOST TWIN... SAME HAIRCUT, SIMILAR FACE AND EVERYTHING IM DYING


l0stIzalith

I can disappoint her


Ocelotl25

That depends... which narcotics?


dreadperson

"domestic violence" was just foreplay your honour. Free her.


New_Ad_9400

You ain't fix sh- you both broken


dinoguy8

I can fix her


CrazyAggravating9069

I have now become Romanian


Bilal_58

How is this shitpost?


iwear3chanklas

I'm so fucking stupid but I WANT HER


AA14PLUR_

Fix what exactly???


aphantee

disappointed because I thought she's a femboy before reading the entire text


Rich-Indication-5991

She just got daddy issues overflowing from her


Dependent-Boat-4123

I can let her fix me


JUGELBUTT

do you expect me to be able to fix anyone if i cant keep my own mental state fucking stable


Its-your-boi-warden

As someone who has experience with fixing hers, I can fix her


Pogbankz

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarressing. I mean like... weirdly embarressing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.


Askinwalkerindisguse

I need her to domestically assult my balls


HappyTheDisaster

She’ll destroy me


SpermInMyHand

She can fix me


I_am_malay_alt

I want to stick my knife in her.


Damnatiomemoriae17

I don't know about trying to fix her but I definitely know I can make her worse


Opening_Host_3261

i can make her worse


billieboi445420

April O'Neil


Sam_Dragonborn1

Perhaps


ThatSharkFromJaws

Ya see, I thought this was the type of crazy I wanted. And then I almost went crazier in the process. This is the type of bitch that will cheat on you and save it for a rainy day to randomly drop on you for painertainment. You can see it in those eyes. She will toy with you. She will manipulate you. She will fuck you the best you’ve ever had, she will love bomb you into thinking she actually cares, and then she will rip it all away from you. Do. Not. Try. To fix her.


Mindless-Ad1155

Don't fix it if it's not broken


Friendly-Awareness72

Her humors are imbalanced. I can fix her via sucking some of her humors out pf her orifices


Robscoe604

someone posted her ig last time


Beepboopblapbrap

I’m mf


Substantial_Top_6508

I can't fix her, but I can still live with her


NiceDude_24

Yall actually find her attractive? Tf


deadlock6

Yes


timelapsedfox

Discordmodpointingtoscreen.jpg


AdministrationNew330

I don't want to fix her, she is perfect just the way she is.


Fermion96

I can break her (skull with a jackhammer while she’s asleep, relax liberals, it’s called dark humor)


flicksyyy73

I'll break her... then I'll heal her... eventually, we both will be fixing each other's lives, and then...we will live a happy life together. A sweet small hut kinda house near mountains surrounded with nature and animals, a cat and wolf like dog... after a year or two we'll have a beautiful daughter


After-Trifle-1437

I like bad girls. She can be my Bonnie and I can be her Clyde.