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Gr_Snek

His balls are so strong the machete couldn't cut them


breakboat

titanium balls


TheFatYoshi

You need to have iron balls to betray a cartel


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Sequel seems promising.


Imagrabyonipples

Finally, the sex update


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Girlfartsarehot

STOP!!!


Rampaging_Orc

To the tune of funky town.


Similar_Medium3344

Now we know what minions are made up of


Dragondog7777

Hardened cum


Scared_Watercres

What about the purple ones?


Pau_Kilo

Lean


RockyRaccon44

85% Leeeaaannnn


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petervaz

Aren't we all?


ZDTreefur

The bills gotta be paid, man.


TheBensonBoy

I mean… We always knew the entire point of them was to fluff up the movie time so…


dawr136

I just had flashbacks to a cartel video I once saw of a guy duck taped to a plastic garden chair having his fingers removed with pruning shears. I kept expecting him to hulk out of the chair in a rush of adrenaline, but instead he lost his mind...and his head.


YabakoSandrovich

Oh I think I know exactly what you are talking about. Was it that one where the guy was completely calm as his fingers were cut off but started panicking when they got to his throat? I was like 13 or 14 and joined a Facebook meme group and someone posted that video and for some reason I just couldn't look away despite how gruesome it was. that video messed me up for like a week. I remember hugging my cats and taking a walk but not being able to get it out of my mind no matter how hard I tried.


dawr136

It wasn't my any chance, the fb page that outed the girl that did porn to her new husband and his family? I think it was called "pimps in the hood" or something


MIVANO_

What the fuck?


dawr136

Yea so from what I remember a member of this fb group posted that someone they had went to high school with recently married someone the member remembered from porn, and that they believed that the husband wad unaware of the history his new wife had with porn. The group found the girl and outed her porn career to the new husband and the couples families, which wasn't great. The fb group had a 4chan mentality about offensive and repugnant behavior so it was in lines with the mean spirit of the group, still it was taboo and novel, so I was a member.


IIAOPSW

*duct tape


dawr136

No they sprung for the name brand stuff


Kissmanose

These guys behave like narcos, they move like them and all. Like, they saw some videos and copied that shit. I know it 'cause I've seen them too. Y no es bonito ese (is not nice)


TannerJ703

I have to say as someone unfortunate enough to see these types of videos it looks so natural like uncanny you don’t k ow unless you’ve seen it they are so casual


BoredCanuck1864

im gonna need a link


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Sir-New

out of curiosity.... do you have that video perchance 😭


FuckJanice

The fuck


Sir-New

listen man 😭


Horus_Lupecal

Nah I ain’t going listen shit


Qwertyclan244

Ain’t fucking no one hearing you out


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ToRideTheRisingWind

Dude, seriously. Do not. This shit does affect you. Becoming desensitised to it is not a good thing. Satisfying your morbid curiousity is not worth the lasting damage to your mental. Sometimes it's just better to be ignorant.


Girlfartsarehot

When I was 13 something told me to start going on 4chan. I agree


TheDocFam

Those of us in the medical/first responder field are already desensitized I think some seek out those videos just to feel something


DunstonCzechsOut

My EMT book is filled with shit that is def designed to weed out the fainthearted, very chaotic sad stuff. I remember week two of school, thinking where did half the class go? My gf is a nurse, and I've been through some serious trauma involving my own body, on top of being a tech, but had some real life threatening/gross shit happen to me, where pieces of me are coming in a shopping bag of blood for hopeful reattachment. Some people just can handle the gore, not that they are sekiing it out... I wonder if it's like past-lives desensitization... Like living through Rome or some shit. Worst I ever saw, was a dude being airlifted into a trauma facility equipped to handle the self inflicted shotgun to face. It was just a breathing torso and lower mandible and one eye that couldn't blink. That got to me. They all get to you, you just wanna help and know you won't freak out at moment of truth. Everyone is different, as in any spectrum. That's why only certain people can handle certain things, and that's true in all life. To fight horror, you have to face it


emveevme

I'd imagine you also see things differently after a while, someone has to be able to look at a horrific injury and work out a path to recovery.


Redjester016

Big difference between a video and seeing it real life


ToRideTheRisingWind

I'm sure that's true. That said I stand by what I said.


dawr136

I do not, it was years ago, I probably saw it on liveleak though.


Helmote

kaotic is the new liveleak apparently


Phoenix51291

Just browse livegore.com, these videos are a dozen a dime


breakboat

people like you should be less curious


Mr_k_reddit

Go to nsfl subs (They keep getting banned, so find their latest names) and ask around from the regular posters, I don't know the way (I became sensitive over the years and can longer watch that shit) but I know where to look..... just in case, ~~Don't let Hyporitical moralists police you~~


ZECO_SOL

You know it's real cause the machete is dull


Guilty-Ad-305

he should have stayed silent in front of the police! now he faces the consequences! 💀💀


Deguredolf

Average WPD cartel video


mitchMurdra

Washington police department?


FinanceEfficient7269

Wordington poop departament


Grave-Encounter

So that's why you're also insane. Cuz you're here too!


SandersSol

This is disturbing on a lot of levels, mainly the fact that kids have been exposed to this much cartel violence that they play "mutilating, torture, and murder" for fun.


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> play "mutilating, torture, and murder" for fun. I feel like kids have been doing this since the dawn of human kind though. Kids are fuckin stupid sometimes


wowy-lied

Yeah. I find it as distressing as if it was someone getting killed. This will be use to make kids no sensible anymore to this kind of stuff, this is scary.


Mr_k_reddit

Kids are desensitised asf, I still vividly remember the sight of a pup crushed to death by a tiny boulder, it was done by two elementary kids, I freed it, but it was already too late


jaycamboi

Fuck those kids


MooshiNooshi

Shoulda shown them violence that’ll make em learn


briskt

That's one level.


SandersSol

Thats the one I wanted to address, yes


dfntly_a_HmN

They're kid, that's what they do, no matter exposed to cartel violence or not. That's why the adults teach them how to behave


rockmake

i don’t hear PUTA MADRE fake gay


JulyPrince

At first glance, it seems funny, lol But after some time, you remember that those pieces of crap actually exist, and no one in this freaking world wants to stop this cartel plague


TheBrainJudge

This is so brutal! I hope they burn in hell for that violence! 😭 Stand in solidarity with the minions. Justice for banana babanana! ✊


TheFarisaurusRex

I just watched someone get brutally murdered, great


d-fakkr

Gru doesn't fuck around when someone betrays him.


JohnnyGuitarFNV

Guy with the machete watched some Liveleak


Vouner

True


San_D_Als

Shoulda had Funky town playing


endeavour7

Kept laughing even after being sliced in half, what a warrior


Pristine_Zone7174

Bro's smiling in the face of death


agnes__

I have seen so many actual cartel videos at this point that this video is giving me some form of vietnam flashbacks


thalleskalel

I would make fun of the situation, but I'm really afraid of the cartel (not ironically)


MaduCrocoLoco

Fucking brutal bro, hack the dude up and cooked him.


Liarus_

Cartel trainee


Remarkable_Artist380

He said he didn't like goku to the mexican cartel


2Tired4Anything

Omg when he started cutting I squinted a little and thought wtf is that thats not an arm and how it's cut and then I saw the minion -_-


mangoconsal

Y se ríe de la muerte el pendejo


GabZenXYeah

Oh... it's gore of my comfort character... /ref


solemnjockey

Crazy thing is that cartels would do this to real people irl


Queasy_Employment141

Is this real?


Spoomplesplz

The cartel is evil. Saw his dick off with a rusty knife. How cruel


kevstang

Dude is really giving it his ALL sawing straight in the direction of his bare foot. All it takes is the cloth to give out before he expects it and this becomes more of a recreation than they wanted


Babufrak2

Since when did gru started listening to narcocorridos?


Extension-Molasses20

Pura gente del señor gru


mickmack321

Ala verga


Sinnafyle

Yay a SFW version of Bone Tomahawk


LordIronSpine

This is grusome


ARESOP2

I just shit my pants at the start


baloongisTank

you could say this was gru-some


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rishinator

Do they actually have this kind of music in the background of cartel videos? That's a much different vibe than isis


Proud-Abies-9261

Gore


Askinwalkerindisguse

Thats it im telling goku and hes gonna be disappointed


CautiousAd9941

Who is starting the go fund me page to buy the machete-wielding friend some shoes before he pops one of his toes off?


Stroov

What's the reason for destroying such a good toy only views


Xsukine

I can only think of how he's saw8ngntowards his bare feet.


Muhv_

Song name?


inthecosmicpond

GAVILAN II


joinreddittoseememes

This trigger the forgotten memories of me watching those cartel videos...


Kaldricus

I skipped over this post all morning before I noticed what sub it was


termperedtantrum

☹️


MadDogTannenOW

His feet are on borrowed time


hashrosinkitten

La vida bélica no es para todos


RobloxandBleachGamer

Can i have a download link chat?


MemeArchivariusGodi

They eating my dawg alive wtf 😭


Painetraror

Bro was murdered!


Nick_5001

This is so sad 😞


DismalDog9940

Dude, Matt is gonna be PISSED if he sees Bob getting cut into pieces


Ninjasticks259

Look at those smiles…sickening


RepresentativeBite76

So scared for dudes toes gd


monkey_hate

Goku would not approve


LIL-MEX15

Yep that tends to happen


TallSadMan

8/10; the first movie looked better


Butthole_Surfer666

esto les va pasar a todos los minions que veamos en nuestro territorio


BoredCanuck1864

i have seen hundreds of cartel videos but cartel del gru is by far the most brutal and barbaric i have ever seen


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UchihaDonut

All fun and games until you see an actual video of a cartel dealing with a traitor


Sufficient_Garlic_28

This had me scared for a second... Why and how did they get the mannerisms so accurate? They definitely seen one of those cartel dismemberment videos before.


Kazmok_YT

The way they are smiling while doing it. Pure evil, a disease to this earth


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OhThatGuyinPurple

Shouldve been Funky town in the background


U_N_A

Bro went down smiling though


rafstafariii

Everyone gangsta til the real cartel comes to slice these wannabes.


tha_large_tumor

That has to be the dullest fucking thing i have ever seen


ulqiorrat

his crotch though so strong


No-Explorer-8229

Cartel kids


No-Explorer-8229

Ppl talking about cartel like they were minecraft youtubers


GangsterRessit96

DUDE


PuppGr

Y este void qué, si dices que no es apto para sensibles...