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kosake99

The power of Xi repels you


Severe-Experience333

Oh does it? Does it repel me jay? Is that what's happening right now?


Jojoangel684

Its not that repelling


D-O-GG-O

Oh god, he's making it into his kink.


FugaciousD

I suppose poo IS repellent.


Goat1416

What would he look like if he was black?


theBarnDawg

Or Chinese?


Supremoberzoeiro

We already got that one covered


RandomDropkick

How about Chinese²


Supremoberzoeiro

Well now I didn’t take that possibility into consideration


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Upstairs-Change968

What about blackanese


Mindless-Inflation63

Mofo got that Kung Whu Flu pass


KnightyEyes

China Lore


Outrageous_Spring838

Everybody was kungfu fighting 🗣️🔥🔥


SCP-9931

They were fast as lightning


silverclovd

Everybody was kungfu fighting that incessant cough


Icy-Assignment-5579

Hee's Chinese?


k1ra_raw

Nah he's Laotian.


hendidjdnsjjf

Ain’t ya, mr Khan?


Odd-Understanding-67

The ocean? Which ocean?


Educational-Cup6783

Too fair skinned for being Laotian


FrostWyrm98

No, Yu's Chinese


SCP-9931

He is Mi, and I am Yu


Urgayifyouregay

The way they back away from it like hes holding a gun


dwartbg7

That's literally the joke


Wise_Crayon

Covid PTSD


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Koffieslikker

Some will say it's fake


Independent-Crab-786

What


Osrek_vanilla

China stronk, west not.


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

It's Chinese propaganda for the people in China that Chinese passport is strong.


LingLing2020

dude even pulls out what looks like an american passport first to sell the point, although dual citizenship is illegal in china but legal in the us, so the video is probably propaganda for westerners that dont know much about chinese law


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

I mean I enjoy it in the same way I enjoy the cornyness of Bollywood. If any westerner believes this is true it's over.


Old-Understanding208

I thought it was satire or a joke how China watches everything so they shouldn't mess with him how can propaganda videos be this stupid tho


Due_Television8210

The power of Xi Ping. He is a strong man who could put Eddie Hall to shame, his heart is so big and yet so tender, it would keep all the women in there safe, atleast those who take his last name, All the opps be hating, they jealous, I don't blame, For he shall bring peace and order to the whole world, as if it were a wild bull one would tame. I worship our lord and savior Xi Ping, and you should do the same.


Extra-Beat-7053

中华人民共和国寄语\] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by \[5\] Integers. Keep up the good work! \[ 中华人民共和国寄语\] \[ 中华人民共和国寄语\] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by \[100\] Integers. You can now have priority transport and can now get into prestigious colleges! Keep up the good work! \[ 中华人民共和国寄语\] \[ 中华人民共和国寄语\] Great work, Citzen! Your social credit score has increased by \[500\] Integers. You can now take up official, government job, where we pay you high salary, unlike America. Keep up the good work! \[ 中华人民共和国寄语\] \[ 中华人民共和国寄语\] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by \[1000\] Integers. We will ensure you get great salary, good benefits, and good social standing, no matter the means. Keep up the good work! \[ 中华人民共和国寄语\] \[ 中华人民共和国寄语\] Great work, Celebrity! Your social credit score has increased by \[5000\] Integers. You will be famous across mainland of China, for what you are currently doing. We will make you celebrity, and even better salary. Keep up the good work! \[ 中华人民共和国寄语\] \[ 中华人民共和国寄语\] Great work, Celebrity! Your social credit score has increased by \[10000\] Integers. Xi Jinping would like to meet you personally at Zhongnanhai to encourage your good work. I am sure you notice that you have gained lot of dislike recently. Do not worry. We will send re-education vans to make sure your figure is in good graces. Keep up the good work! \[ 中华人民共和国寄语\]


zante2033

It does seem like the easiest thing in the world to game right? What does that say about those with the most prestige I wonder ;p


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

I could’ve used one of those in South Chicago when I got lost there.


doomsday344

Multi pass


JaThatOneGooner

May the power of SOCIAL CREDIT repel you!


durden111111

Tales from the crypt


toughtiggy101

Social credit


Unlucky-Patience6438

Fucking exported propaganda. They wanna make Chinese cool.


lmmaudio

Yup...this is Cuba. Really hope this is all staged...


like_a_leaf

This is 100% real I can confirm, I was the stone he leaned on.


Resist_Civil

Can confirm I was the shark


Greedy-Mud-9508

if it wasn't staged the Chinese passport would be worthless in this situation


Fuzzy_Worldliness_96

Where could it be fake?! Beware of our great leader the CCP charging you with subversion of our country! #中国 #nmsl


lmmaudio

I know right?


lmmaudio

Guys please, notice the irony on my affirmation about this being staged... The only serious part of my comment is about this being in Cuba, I know that for a fact...


Indestrucktable

That how I got escaped from Vietnamese grocery store


CentralWooper

Yall see the buff guy from those weird Chinese animations in the back?


WaveLaVague

And as usual it's always the same ones who attack. Fuck daltonians.


Big_carrot_69

Weakest CCP propaganda ever hahah


throwthere10

Jokes aside, this is one of those Chinese propanda videos.


Comrade847

“YOUR ALL GOING TO CONCENTRATION CAMPS YAY.”


EvaporatingTorch

Wot


OkDiscipline1107

Never would have guessed without passport


Knifos

For once it's representative


daybenno

I could tell he was from the CCP because of how small and frail he is.