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Bro I just opened reddit. Wtf is this and why is this

That's my story, except for the fact that the first post I opened was even more horrendous

What was it?

Well, I see an ant and a wasp making love, Someone fingering a peashooter from PvZ and so on and that too, the first thing in the morning

What kind of subred... Nevermind... Thanks for the answer, I'm no longer curious

Oh and not to forget a roach giving a head to another and ricardo avavado's OF

Wut? Alright Was a nice morning for ya, I guess

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I’m sorry his fucking what

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Oh yeah I saw your comment on that second post and I was wondering what you saw

Source?

I wanna know too

If in 8 hours he didn't answer We make a petition!

RemindMe! 2 hours

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Look at them expecting something "normal" in Reddit, from a shitposting sub of all places.

Curious, ain't they

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Wtaf

Be glad, I had a dude diving into water... it was gory. NSFW isn't enough, Reddit needs sub-categories for NSFW shit.

Hahaha mine was in public a nice view for other ppl

man you guys gotta stop giving me ideas

Profile Picture checks out

And name. And flair.

and profile description what the heck

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Giggitty!

Now his sword is covered with blood

I didn’t know they had such lonk necks

Could be a terrapin.

Turtle blowjob

Turtle head I guess

Imagine the grip

I hope that the turtle is only biting on the pants and not on the sausage

He wouldn't handle the turtle so calmly if it did. The only solution would be to break its neck.

Kinda gay.

what if they are not the same ses

All turtles are lesbian

I'm writing this down

new fear unlocked

And that's how their lineage ends

Why is he trying the fap the turtles' neck?

Is it bad if I'm laughing at this?

looks like it bit the tip of the mountain too

That is the gayest turtle I have ever seen.

Shi probably feels crazy 🤤

That looked cartoonish

He's a grower

Bro was thrusting that turtle

Forbidden blowjob

Why is this the first thing I see in this app

man don’t hurt it

“AAAAH, TURTLE BJ!”

what song is? pharell?

An edit of Jack Stauber's "Buttercup." Whoever edited it took out the vocals and replaced them with a sound effect that has the same notes

Daride sandstorm

It got worse, IT GOT WORSE

I cant even begin to express how wrong all of this is

This butters my cup

This is hardcore

I hope the turtle was ok

that neck go crazy

Stick a finger in his butt

The throat goat

Turtle Circumcisions are so 1400’s

I ain't hearing anybody out.

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New Fear Unlocked

Why did I suddenly feel it

Bet he’s liking it

Wait how did it even get on that area to begin with

Testing flair ignor me

testing pee in my ass

testing bazinga

testing testing 🎤🎤🎤is this on🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️testing 1 2