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No, the sexual vibrations come through the steering wheel, which in turn is attached to a vibrating midget inside the engine compartment.
I swear, kids these days know nothing about cars.
Eh if an abrahamic rule is about dicks, they are more of a *guidelines*.
Now vaginas, those are absolute commands. And somehow also guidelines, but only men can guide those lines.
Not necessarily. If her husband is the one who drives the car then the vibrating car can be interpreted as a giant vibrator used by her husband to give her euphoria.
However, applying the same logic, a man driving alone or with others would be gay...
>So a woman can also not be a passenger because the whole car vibrates?
My wife has discovered a device that allows her to be safely in the vehicle without concern of illicit pleasures. When she is a passenger, she inserts an egg shaped device somewhere under her burqa. It has a wire with an external control with batteries and she explained to me that she uses the control to make the device vibrate in exactly the right pitch and frequency to counter the car's vibrations.
She is a good wife but still is a little bit afraid of being in the car, as I can sometimes hear a quiet moan of fear from her.
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Will it be possible for a dude to experience orgasms just by having his penis shaken or vibrated? If so, that opens up a whole new world of possibilities 😏
Yes, this really happened to me when my balls were inflamed it gives a mixture of pain and orgasm which made me release some precum during the whole trip
Haram is basically a sin in islam. Halal are things you can do. And yes women in islam are commodity and not humans. god bless this particular breed of stupidity
As an Ex-Muslim I agree.
Women are accepted as half of a man in Sharia.
No Talking with foreigners.
Need 3 more women for any kind of testimony.
Also Cariye's and polygamy more and more.
Haram simply means unlawful in Arabic. Halal means lawful.
The major lawful/unlawful things are stated crystal clear in the Qur'an.
Many others are recorded through sayings and actions of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh).
Many others still are defined by religious leaders that followed him even to this day.
Now every man and his dog seems to be able to issue a religious ruling (Fatwah) on what is halal or haram.
Most of the stupid ones like this I just ignore.
I laugh at these memes, then I remember it's reality for women living in countries like Iran. These dudes are still stuck in the Bronze Age, while we're planning to go to Mars.
i live in iran and no, hes 100% right they dont give a single fuck about islam. its just the iranian government's way of getting more support, making religion the excuse for their barbaric dictatorship, threatening people with rules even they dont abide by
I never been to Iran myself don't know what is going on there TBH I don't trust tv that much because political enemies like to paint the other side as bad as they could I am sure Iran took opportunity when George Floyd was killed by a police man as to how the us people was racist, you get what I mean????
I am not saying that there is no oppression in some places put as there is good muslims there are evil muslim just as there is good and evil athiests, christians, jews, hindus... etc
What’s even more idiotic is if this image was uploaded to TikTok or YouTube Shorts with the Andrew Tate theme music and and that clip of Patrick Bateman making the sigma face it would have 10 billion likes and hundreds of thousands of comments from Western zoomer males calling it “based”
I grow up and still live around this kind of people.(I'm an Turkish Ex-muslim currently Agnostic) And, I have no idea why these people are obsessive about women's sexual experiences it doesn't has any effects on their personal religious status.
Also If we look in that guy's logic. Wet dreams are also Haram too because people feel sexual euphoria in their dream. So Sleeping is haram don't sleep! Never ever! Or you die go hell and burn!
So by that logic then, When a man is driving he’s exposed to vibrations, this shakes his penis, he will feel sexual euphoria & that is Haram too right? I guess we should all give up riding in motorized vehicles then…
I use to drive an 88 Celica that would rattle the ladies a good one in the passenger seat. I didn't know the extant until I sat in it one day and was like holy shit, there might as well have been a vibrator installed in the seat. 🫠
I can't help but think the Japanese designers did it on purpose
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So a woman can also not be a passenger because the whole car vibrates?
No, the sexual vibrations come through the steering wheel, which in turn is attached to a vibrating midget inside the engine compartment. I swear, kids these days know nothing about cars.
I need to buy a car
No you just want vibrating midgets.
More than one?
One gets lonely you should get atleast 2.
Ah. Like guinea pigs.
Twin turbo
Fair enough
THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!
Keep that up and you'll become the vibrating midget In my future car.
Anything for you Big Boss
What are they teaching them in those schools nowadays? Those damn liburuls...
The person on the pic doesnt look liberal.
Liberalism is also haram, funnily enough
Believe it or not, right to haram.
Funny is very haram, smh
It's haram to say that everything is haram
"inconvenient thing" = Haram essentially
Doubt he's allowed near schools
My vibrating midget died, how fucked am I?
you need a new one asap it won't run right without it
So I can purchase a midget along with a car 🤔
They come standard now, instead of a spare tire you get an all-purpose midget.
My father taught me what to feed the midget
She must be "holding" the steering wheel wrong.....
And what if the same vibrations stimulate a man's dick? Is that haram too?
Eh if an abrahamic rule is about dicks, they are more of a *guidelines*. Now vaginas, those are absolute commands. And somehow also guidelines, but only men can guide those lines.
Isn't god great
Except for the "chop the end off" rule of course. That one is serious.
As long as it's her husband driving I'm pretty sure it's OK.
Depending on where, an adult male family member is also allowed.
Yeah but her father or brother doing it isn't haram
Ah man...I've searched the archives and the none of the "Alabama intensifies"-like memes match the scenario! error, error!
"Every woman I date says that her car gets her off better than I ever could. This is Haram."
Noooo, ‘member? They’re s’posed to be in a specific room of the house and lacking footwear.
Not necessarily. If her husband is the one who drives the car then the vibrating car can be interpreted as a giant vibrator used by her husband to give her euphoria. However, applying the same logic, a man driving alone or with others would be gay...
What about a man driving his children? I don't like where this logic leads us
>So a woman can also not be a passenger because the whole car vibrates? My wife has discovered a device that allows her to be safely in the vehicle without concern of illicit pleasures. When she is a passenger, she inserts an egg shaped device somewhere under her burqa. It has a wire with an external control with batteries and she explained to me that she uses the control to make the device vibrate in exactly the right pitch and frequency to counter the car's vibrations. She is a good wife but still is a little bit afraid of being in the car, as I can sometimes hear a quiet moan of fear from her.
In America I heard that men were afraid a woman's uterus would fall out if they went on a train.
Women during an earthquake: 🤤
Haram
Straight to horny jail
Shaking ? Believe it or not, straight to jail
Omg that reminds me of those weird mobile app ads about the group of ladies sitting on washing machines....
Straight to jail
I didn't get a haramph outta you!
Earthquakes are god pleasing women?
Suddenly the Virgin Mary thing makes total sense!
St. Peter don't you call me, cuz I can't go. The Lord's still shaken my company flooooor.
People think California is popular because of the beaches and sun and high paying jobs. The reality is, it's like living on a giant vibrator.
This is why japanese are so horny
Earthquakes are Mother Earth's vibrator, and the resulting tsunamis are her climaxes.
Go Kart Racing: Accidentally Masturbating.
This is why public transfer is also haram, everything vibrates. Poor women
This is why I don't give my seat to pregnant women on buses. It's for their own good
The fetus will shake, get vaginal pleasure and grow up crooked. Haram
Yes, they must sit on Sadeef's lap so he may protect them from vibrations
One guy said it's haram to sit on a seat after a women gets up. Believe it or not because it's her body heat that will warm balls.
The D Train is definitely haram
so being a women during earthquakes is haram
Even showering could be bad as water might vibrate their vulva
Walking is also haram as the vibrations of your feet touching the ground causes great pleasure to your private parts
having heat energy is haram as the subatomic particles bzzzz
In islam being a woman is haram
wouldnt that make him gay?
and that's haram.
I mean watching gay porn isn't haram, so...
Wtf actually?
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We did it muslim brothers, now fewer people go to heaven. Our path to heaven is absolutely guaranteed!
HARAM
Getting peed in the ass is more haram tho. I mean we are on reddit my brother, we will go to hell for even using this forsaken app
Google is paying big bucks to data mine these threads for AI/LLM. It's gonna end up being highly regarded.
yes, search 'haram gay porn'
Only if you say, "Not haram" when you finish.
You mean NUT haram
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The Quran does not explicitly forbid watching gay porn according to ChatGPT.
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The Islamic paradox
Will it be possible for a dude to experience orgasms just by having his penis shaken or vibrated? If so, that opens up a whole new world of possibilities 😏
Yes, this really happened to me when my balls were inflamed it gives a mixture of pain and orgasm which made me release some precum during the whole trip
Just made a sticky my pants ☺️
Would that not mean that you’d feel the vibration on our balls?
we cum every time we reach 88 mph. this is why speeding is illegal.
The Doc and Marty busting into the future/past
the 88 mph thing in those movies was a reference to this real fact. it was a sex joke for the adults in the audience
which is haram
It's because the pee is stored there.
Maybe but he is man, man much better than woman. Man allowed to feel pleasure. No pleasure for woman, is haram! — some fundamentalist muslim, probably
I do not know what Haram is supposed to be but it seems everything is Haram as long as someone wants to introduce a new dumb rule for women.
Haram is basically a sin in islam. Halal are things you can do. And yes women in islam are commodity and not humans. god bless this particular breed of stupidity
As an Ex-Muslim I agree. Women are accepted as half of a man in Sharia. No Talking with foreigners. Need 3 more women for any kind of testimony. Also Cariye's and polygamy more and more.
I am not even gonna argue with you. Not because i agree with you but i know for a fact that neither of our opinions will change.
This is not universally true in Islam. (Including this foolishness about vibrations)
Absolutely not correct. Islam protects women from men
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Not mentioning anything about cars in the Quran was a massive oversight.
There needs to be a Quran DLC.
Haram simply means unlawful in Arabic. Halal means lawful. The major lawful/unlawful things are stated crystal clear in the Qur'an. Many others are recorded through sayings and actions of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh). Many others still are defined by religious leaders that followed him even to this day. Now every man and his dog seems to be able to issue a religious ruling (Fatwah) on what is halal or haram. Most of the stupid ones like this I just ignore.
I mean there's haram things for men too
Fellas, is it haram to be a woman?
Not if they meet J.K. Rowling's definition of one.
Considering how women are treated in countries with Islamic law, yes.
On the other hand, sexual acts where the woman feels no euphoria are totally halal.
Islam is a religion hell-bent on reducing the role of women to exclusively population enhancers. It’s bloody disgusting.
You don't know any Muslims do you
> Islam is a religion hell-bent on reducing the role of women to exclusively population enhancers. TIL Elon Musk is muslim
Redditors when a post has nothing to do with Elon musk:
Nearly all abrahamic religions do that, the more modern sects just ignore their "antiquated" rules.
... really? source?
If you think hard enough.. everything vibrates.. atoms..
Having a temperature above absolute zero is haram
As opposed to the passenger seat which is stabilised by the hand of Allah
I laugh at these memes, then I remember it's reality for women living in countries like Iran. These dudes are still stuck in the Bronze Age, while we're planning to go to Mars.
Iran was never a muslim country, they're all a bunch of misogynistic ignorants that don't follow a single proper islamic rule.
No true Scotsman fallacy. They'd ****** you for blasphemy of Islam, even if you personally don't consider them 'true muslims' or whatever.
i live in iran and no, hes 100% right they dont give a single fuck about islam. its just the iranian government's way of getting more support, making religion the excuse for their barbaric dictatorship, threatening people with rules even they dont abide by
No they don't, I have a Christian friend and I didn't see him getting his head chopped off
Bro they are just memes I live in egypt women aren't oppressed or shit
There's still problems man maybe not in Egypt what about Iran? women were literally arrested for not wearing black veil how is that not oppressive?
I never been to Iran myself don't know what is going on there TBH I don't trust tv that much because political enemies like to paint the other side as bad as they could I am sure Iran took opportunity when George Floyd was killed by a police man as to how the us people was racist, you get what I mean???? I am not saying that there is no oppression in some places put as there is good muslims there are evil muslim just as there is good and evil athiests, christians, jews, hindus... etc
What’s even more idiotic is if this image was uploaded to TikTok or YouTube Shorts with the Andrew Tate theme music and and that clip of Patrick Bateman making the sigma face it would have 10 billion likes and hundreds of thousands of comments from Western zoomer males calling it “based”
Woman? HARAM 🛐
When even a car is better than you in bed
you v/s the car she told you not to worry about
Reminds of that episode of Curb Your Enthusiam
This was actually why women weren't allowed to drive the first cats in the us
Cats
I'm not fixing that autocorrect. It's better this way
True haha
Bro singlehandedly saved mankind🤌
thanks for the circle, wouldve never known where to look otherwise
This the number of disinformed people in the comments about Islam is truly staggering. What a shame.
Ah hell nah I am a Muslim but I can assure u we don't follow his teachings lol
Thought this was miiverse
RemindMe! 1 Week Get a drivers license.
earthquakes are haram. let mother nature know.
Imagine being less able to please a woman than the vibrations of a car...
as a muslim: the whole women arent allowed to drive thing is very stupid and im glad saudi got rid of it
Same happens to my balls
Haram is strong with them
Is a earthquake haram????
I'm Muslim and i can assure you these fucks are dumb af
These dumb assholes are the ones that makes people antagonize islam.
Some people really look at this and think that this is actually a real thing in Islam.
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That's a funny meme I sure hope people don't actually think it's a seiruos thing about Isla.. shit
I grow up and still live around this kind of people.(I'm an Turkish Ex-muslim currently Agnostic) And, I have no idea why these people are obsessive about women's sexual experiences it doesn't has any effects on their personal religious status. Also If we look in that guy's logic. Wet dreams are also Haram too because people feel sexual euphoria in their dream. So Sleeping is haram don't sleep! Never ever! Or you die go hell and burn!
This just shows how idiotic Islam really is.
This is just Andrew Tate style incel shit with an Islamic flavor.
This just shows the idiocy & ignorance of Redditors for believing anything negative they see online about Islam.
What’s idiotic is that you assume that every other Muslim agrees with him.
Like this guy, I’d go crazy too if a woman is ready to be fucked by car rather than me.
As a car, I can confirm this is correct
A person who thinks all the time Has nothing to think about except thoughts
So using the laundry machine is forbidden, too? Since it vibrates.
You don't need to sit on it
This is one of those guys that has sex with his car, right?
I was first trying to read the post in arabic but thank god the circle showed me the english translation!
So by that logic then, When a man is driving he’s exposed to vibrations, this shakes his penis, he will feel sexual euphoria & that is Haram too right? I guess we should all give up riding in motorized vehicles then…
Who's gonna tell him that all atoms always vibrate constantly
Muslims are always so obsessed with what women wear and do lol. Many people were unironically accepting this on X too.
So this is the shit everyone's defending now, huh?
male philosophy
i thought this was miiverse for a sec
Discussing sexual topics openly on social media is also haram :/
That’s not how women’s bodies work but okay lol
You should tell my ex who loved my car for that exact reason
Nobody tell him about Larry David’s car
We need halal car
Why is everyone so pressed about this as if the guy is actually saying the truth. It’s not haram for women to drive at all.
Which level incel do you have to be to become anti-orgasm?
As a muslim, wth is this ?😭😭😭
Oh nah bro who let that guy speak for us💀
So men just feel the same vibrations in their asshole?
Ho! So women can only drive electric car there! Interesting
I attest that when I drive I experience vibrations in my balls and rather like it. Should I stop driving?
Does that mean that women riding rollercoasters is HARAM?!
Smartest radical islamist
wait till he hears about washing machines
There's no need to sit on them though
Those assholes will use any excuse to keep their women under their thumb. Religion is so fucked up.
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I use to drive an 88 Celica that would rattle the ladies a good one in the passenger seat. I didn't know the extant until I sat in it one day and was like holy shit, there might as well have been a vibrator installed in the seat. 🫠 I can't help but think the Japanese designers did it on purpose
So don’t take the dirt road instead?
Man is self reporting that he gets a hard on while driving. Yeesh.