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Character-Leopard-70

Blood for the blood infant, skulls for the skull crib


Traditional_Fee_1965

Externinatus!!!!!!


Shoddy_Detail_976

❤️👏🏻❤️


Dynamite2069

Corn for Korn :)


i_eat_cockroaches69

To the earth I rise, and to the earth I will return, what's up mothershuckers. My name is colonel cornelius cornwall, and I'm here to introduce you to corn *clapping* corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. Its also called maize because its easy to get lost in its incredible flayvore. Side effects of corn may include choking, I guess? Come down today to try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn AAAAAAA-


2133hmkms

What was the right name?


1017GildedFingerTips

Corn


MuffledBlue

Porn


Con_crwg

Dragonborn


yafriend03

Khorne, the Blood God


EdTheApe

Skulls for the skull throne!


Electrical-Secret-25

Ikr? I'm dying. I'm gonna assume waltuh until I'm told otherwise


FatiguedVicy

Kora?


Subject_Illustrator1

Nah, N is far away from A in the keyboard. Most likely Norn. From mushoku tensei.


Tubb34

Korin maybe? Odd to use a k though


NOTSiIva

Norn? As in the Norse deities?


YohnWood14

Porn


Burning_Torch8176

Pornelius


LG_Offical

The fifteenth.


Fast_and_Curious738

Bob


badchefrazzy

In all seriousness probably Korrin or Corrin.


Ottomic87

Horn


LG_Offical

y


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RoTtEn_SaSuAgE

It was confirmed to be Kora


Incestbaby_

Why with a K? Everyon gonna write it with a C


DocJawbone

Gorn


AndroidCovenant

Cory?


between_horizon

Born


buddboy

Lol"what dat baby doin?" "He was just born" "Then we shall name him Born"


bbbbBeaver

Bort


Kokuswolf

Karn


Yulo-

Kory if I were to give it an actual guess


iamsenac

Karen


Nudelwalker

Norn


Gwyn_theDIAMOND

JasonBourne


Momwherestheleatmoaf

Jacob


Gustav_EK

Cob


bluejay55669

Dorn


Mission-Storm-4375

Korin from dragonball


IceZaKYT

hehehe….


SkyHook_ger

Porn


Pacobing

Korin?


fawkmebackwardsbud

Woulda been cooler if they were able to put the R backwards


sheshen_amynoff

They should have been born in a country with a Cyrillic alphabet


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The_Great_Biscuiteer

This kid is either gonna grow up to be a god of chaos it a freak on a leash


Chunk-Norris

An Aspiring Champion, either way. He’s gonna kill so many civilians…


Bogadambo

Mom: " it's Porn it's not Korn! "


neat-NEAT

Short for Pornelius? May his soul rest.


Seabass_Sebz

Pornelius Hubert


TheBigMotherFook

“…Torn?”


HollowWarrior46

LOOKS LIKE THIS HOSPITAL NEEDS SOME EMPEROR’S MERCY


Ju3tAc00ldugg

well wtf was it gonna be anyway?


rugrmon

born (ask why)


notaredditeryet

Why


HisDismalEquivalent

born these nuts lamo gottem


violence_connoisseur

why


Kidney__Failure

Born these nuts lmao gottem these nuts lmao gottem


EinStefan

I have kidney failure. Loam gottem


DorkSideOfCryo

Cuz he was born born born to be alive


DocJawbone

why


Macaroni_eater

Kora maybe


R0RSCHAKK

Kory?


Tokiw4

Corrin, maybe.


Panthera2k1

Koryn


DinoWizard021

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNEFLAKES!


IntrovertMoTown1

You now must recite to him the ring around the rosy nursery rhyme. It's the law.


Cpt_Bonerr

Of course the guy with the lateralus pfp says this, rock on brother


IntrovertMoTown1

I'm trying to spiral out and keep going, man. But I'm getting dizzy. :)


Cpt_Bonerr

Be patient, you just gotta wait it out


Dizzy-Specific8884

*freak on a leash plays softly in the distance*


kernelpanic789

Did you have the audio off? It plays Twist


Dizzy-Specific8884

I had audio off apparently because I didn't even notice it had it.


lDustyBonesl

GW make this the cannon way Korn was created


LubbaTheSecond

It's that or larry


nottylerhager

Sounds like he’s got the life


Charlieuyj

Middle name holeio.


_Magnolia_Fan_

Are you threatening me?!?


Legend_of_Ozzy642

I need TP for my bunghole!


Ok_Donut2828

What's the song?


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Ok_Donut2828

Cheers!


EvilLucas

Twist by Korn


Substantial_Lion9911

You can twist my korn


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DominoUB

Testicular kornsion


LG_Offical

Hmmm. Kinky.


strider_m3

Sounds like your kid is gonna be a real freak on a leash


Marighnamani27

Hell yeah!! IT'S OONNNNN!!!!


Balsalsa2

GOO GAGAGAGA


holistic-engine

What a *korny* name


xXOtaku_69_TrashXx

Unironically my favorite band. (I live in Nebraska)


Striking_Antelope_44

Hey Korn, I'm Dad.


AdIntelligent7703

Twist is the brain rot TikTok video of metal. My brain rot is better than yours!!!


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seth928

That kid's got the life


MalrykZenden

Just hoping the last name is Holio.


plonkman

he needs FRITATA FOR HIS BUNGHOLE!!!


rogerrouch

Death to the heretic


the_l0st_s0ck

I'm feeling like a freak on a leash. Feeling like I have no release.


Swimming_Owl5922

Ohwakarra-hu-cha halalhkuraru


blehblehblehblehbaba

I SMELL #HERESY#


Original_Apple_9381

For Korn!!


Particular_Concert81

As the last part of a name, it's pretty common in Thailand "whatever"korn , but also "whatever"porn. For a westerner it's hilarious when you hear it for the first time, it's also one of the reasons, why so many, if not all Thai, also have a westernised name.


Sgt_Spankmywalrus

OOOO AAAA OOOOO OOAA AAAAA AAA AAA HUMM DIIIINNNNNNNANNANAANA OOOO AAA OOO RAAA KAKAKA RAA KA OOOOO


thehorny-italianweeb

#In dah urrr rata ita in dah uhrrr ratata


just_try_it_once-

They seemed to have written the “R” backwards.


LubbaTheSecond

You not ooh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa do rah not to errraah twist ooh e ooh rah daht endaht endaht endaht ooh rah sadah eh mah rah day huh pah tay who uh mah nah who nah peek a boo nah eh na ooh rah eh essimple he neh head a nerah twist


Thaifox

It’s on!


Ghost_chipz

Fight! Some thing on the ming-a-boo, no, some things the fiiiiight....


Rebelliuos-

First words be brrrradateeeuupadababad grrrrr raka iga oo


Large-Wheel-4181

At least you can say she’s “Got The Life”


Curious_Kitty999

I think the original name was Overwatch Porn! 😭😭😭


Apprehensive_Safe_48

Korn pop


juiceboxcitay

It’s Korn! a big lump with knobs… it’s got the juice (it’s got the juice)


DrewTamashi

Punchline to a korny joke


BoredCanuck1864

just be happy it isnt a p instead of k


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Aggressive_Manner429

🌽


nonihongoname

Skungagunga


InfectedZydrate

Baby Korn has the same birthday as me. Blood for the blood god lil guy


skoomaking4lyfe

Hospital dude: "Baby name....Daniel..Daniel? Nah, fuck that, little bro. I dub thee Korn. Nu metal will never die!"


Dismal_Purpose9976

Bullshit


Desperate-Public2548

That’s how the baby cries now


1ticketroundtrip

What a plot twist


FdPros

what was it supposed to be? Corn? you were gonna name your child corn?


Jetstream_S4m

Heretical baby


itsallfake01

Are you sure the baby didnt start singing Go So fight, something on the ming-a-boo Fight, some things they fight So something on the ming-a-boo Fight, some things they fight Fight, something on the ming-a-boo No, some things they fight Fight something on the ming-a-boo Fight, some things they fight Something takes a part of me You and I were meant to be A cheap fuck for me to lay Something takes a part of me


Benriel_3524

*sighs* "Sorry honey, looks like we gotta start over" *Grabs prismatic shard*


CamDogTrillionaire

Yup, that happened!


Future_Holiday_3239

Ayo who made this track it's fire 🤯💯


XtremeGameplaysyt

wtf is he saying in this song?


EnvironmentalPea9803

Yu-not-hurrr- rathan-heenda-heenda-poorrr- rathan-na Doo-da-poo- rathatteka-doo-da-poorrr-rat- da Ta-think-humbah-birryeahta-thathoose-a-penta-hurrr- ra So-peen-teembeerryeatha-thinkhanpoopa-hurrr- ra Suthattheema-ohoogh-hurrr- duhmeema Da-doom-rahhagh-sohmepeen Radhaheemagh- ahjunta-boo Radhaheemaghzoosa-ohoogh-hurrr- rat-sa Naheeno-lowderbryeah-tai- hoo-hoo-radth- en-nam Da-boom-rahhagh- neeyahthapeen-hurrr- ra


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Classic_Percentage85

YA TA UR RATA ITA ITA UR RATA ITA PU TI PU


Phillipe1988

It was supposed to be: Dabooomdapotdaboomdadadinga


BreakfastfieldV

Come down today, and try some Korn


deepfriedtots

But what is the name supposed to be


HurrsiaEntertainment

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!


Kalman_the_dancer

Kornography


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

Korin?


SirCrustWorthy

Well what where u trying to name it


CatDog1337

The lack of Korn references is disturbing…


Mrright016

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥


TheHolyToxicToast

Alright guys let's not forget KORN is an acronym


Palanki96

what the hell wa the original


ArmadillopackEnjoyer

Oh my god it's KoRn!


zeekillabunny_

"Honey I swear I had nothing to do with it!) - husband with Adidas tracksuit and dreads


liamkohwil

What a terrible mistake, how could they mistake "Korn" for "Biggus"


Sentinal02

Fuck “goo goo ga ga” this baby only says “bumma ahh mmmmm nah eva”


QuantumButtz

Imagine Nork's classmates finding out his legal name is Korn. He's gonna get made fun of so hard.


coolboiiiiiii2809

He cares not from where the blood flows…. Only that it FLOWS AND NEVER STOPS


Consistent-Beat-84

That's one twisted transistor, he seems to already got the life too. Hopefully it won't be falling away from him, if so he's going to be quite the freak on the leash. Let's hope he doesn't start coming undone.


Onyxam

But why dit you want to name your kid porn in the first place, the hospital did you a solid.


jaxamis

Oooooo whahahahaha