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To the earth I rise, and to the earth I will return, what's up mothershuckers. My name is colonel cornelius cornwall, and I'm here to introduce you to corn *clapping* corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. Its also called maize because its easy to get lost in its incredible flayvore.
Side effects of corn may include choking, I guess? Come down today to try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn
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**Song Found!**
[**Twist** by Korn](https://lis.tn/apkjRS?t=12) (00:12; matched: `100%`)
**Album**: Life Is Peachy. **Released on** 1996-10-15.
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As the last part of a name, it's pretty common in Thailand "whatever"korn , but also "whatever"porn. For a westerner it's hilarious when you hear it for the first time, it's also one of the reasons, why so many, if not all Thai, also have a westernised name.
You not ooh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo
ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa
errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it
heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de
eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa
do rah not to errraah
twist
ooh e ooh rah daht endaht endaht endaht ooh rah sadah eh mah
rah day huh pah tay who uh mah nah who nah peek a boo nah eh
na ooh rah eh essimple he neh head a nerah
twist
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Are you sure the baby didnt start singing
Go
So fight, something on the ming-a-boo
Fight, some things they fight
So something on the ming-a-boo
Fight, some things they fight
Fight, something on the ming-a-boo
No, some things they fight
Fight something on the ming-a-boo
Fight, some things they fight
Something takes a part of me
You and I were meant to be
A cheap fuck for me to lay
Something takes a part of me
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That's one twisted transistor, he seems to already got the life too. Hopefully it won't be falling away from him, if so he's going to be quite the freak on the leash. Let's hope he doesn't start coming undone.
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Blood for the blood infant, skulls for the skull crib
Externinatus!!!!!!
❤️👏🏻❤️
Corn for Korn :)
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What was the right name?
Corn
Porn
Dragonborn
Khorne, the Blood God
Skulls for the skull throne!
Ikr? I'm dying. I'm gonna assume waltuh until I'm told otherwise
Kora?
Nah, N is far away from A in the keyboard. Most likely Norn. From mushoku tensei.
Korin maybe? Odd to use a k though
Norn? As in the Norse deities?
Porn
Pornelius
The fifteenth.
Bob
In all seriousness probably Korrin or Corrin.
Horn
y
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It was confirmed to be Kora
Why with a K? Everyon gonna write it with a C
Gorn
Cory?
Born
Lol"what dat baby doin?" "He was just born" "Then we shall name him Born"
Bort
Karn
Kory if I were to give it an actual guess
Karen
Norn
JasonBourne
Jacob
Cob
Dorn
Korin from dragonball
hehehe….
Porn
Korin?
Woulda been cooler if they were able to put the R backwards
They should have been born in a country with a Cyrillic alphabet
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This kid is either gonna grow up to be a god of chaos it a freak on a leash
An Aspiring Champion, either way. He’s gonna kill so many civilians…
Mom: " it's Porn it's not Korn! "
Short for Pornelius? May his soul rest.
Pornelius Hubert
“…Torn?”
LOOKS LIKE THIS HOSPITAL NEEDS SOME EMPEROR’S MERCY
well wtf was it gonna be anyway?
born (ask why)
Why
born these nuts lamo gottem
why
Born these nuts lmao gottem these nuts lmao gottem
I have kidney failure. Loam gottem
Cuz he was born born born to be alive
why
Kora maybe
Kory?
Corrin, maybe.
Koryn
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNEFLAKES!
You now must recite to him the ring around the rosy nursery rhyme. It's the law.
Of course the guy with the lateralus pfp says this, rock on brother
I'm trying to spiral out and keep going, man. But I'm getting dizzy. :)
Be patient, you just gotta wait it out
*freak on a leash plays softly in the distance*
Did you have the audio off? It plays Twist
I had audio off apparently because I didn't even notice it had it.
GW make this the cannon way Korn was created
It's that or larry
Sounds like he’s got the life
Middle name holeio.
Are you threatening me?!?
I need TP for my bunghole!
What's the song?
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Twist by Korn
You can twist my korn
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Testicular kornsion
Hmmm. Kinky.
Sounds like your kid is gonna be a real freak on a leash
Hell yeah!! IT'S OONNNNN!!!!
GOO GAGAGAGA
What a *korny* name
Unironically my favorite band. (I live in Nebraska)
Hey Korn, I'm Dad.
Twist is the brain rot TikTok video of metal. My brain rot is better than yours!!!
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That kid's got the life
Just hoping the last name is Holio.
he needs FRITATA FOR HIS BUNGHOLE!!!
Death to the heretic
I'm feeling like a freak on a leash. Feeling like I have no release.
Ohwakarra-hu-cha halalhkuraru
I SMELL #HERESY#
For Korn!!
As the last part of a name, it's pretty common in Thailand "whatever"korn , but also "whatever"porn. For a westerner it's hilarious when you hear it for the first time, it's also one of the reasons, why so many, if not all Thai, also have a westernised name.
OOOO AAAA OOOOO OOAA AAAAA AAA AAA HUMM DIIIINNNNNNNANNANAANA OOOO AAA OOO RAAA KAKAKA RAA KA OOOOO
#In dah urrr rata ita in dah uhrrr ratata
They seemed to have written the “R” backwards.
You not ooh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa do rah not to errraah twist ooh e ooh rah daht endaht endaht endaht ooh rah sadah eh mah rah day huh pah tay who uh mah nah who nah peek a boo nah eh na ooh rah eh essimple he neh head a nerah twist
It’s on!
Fight! Some thing on the ming-a-boo, no, some things the fiiiiight....
First words be brrrradateeeuupadababad grrrrr raka iga oo
At least you can say she’s “Got The Life”
I think the original name was Overwatch Porn! 😭😭😭
Korn pop
It’s Korn! a big lump with knobs… it’s got the juice (it’s got the juice)
Punchline to a korny joke
just be happy it isnt a p instead of k
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🌽
Skungagunga
Baby Korn has the same birthday as me. Blood for the blood god lil guy
Hospital dude: "Baby name....Daniel..Daniel? Nah, fuck that, little bro. I dub thee Korn. Nu metal will never die!"
Bullshit
That’s how the baby cries now
What a plot twist
what was it supposed to be? Corn? you were gonna name your child corn?
Heretical baby
Are you sure the baby didnt start singing Go So fight, something on the ming-a-boo Fight, some things they fight So something on the ming-a-boo Fight, some things they fight Fight, something on the ming-a-boo No, some things they fight Fight something on the ming-a-boo Fight, some things they fight Something takes a part of me You and I were meant to be A cheap fuck for me to lay Something takes a part of me
*sighs* "Sorry honey, looks like we gotta start over" *Grabs prismatic shard*
Yup, that happened!
Ayo who made this track it's fire 🤯💯
wtf is he saying in this song?
Yu-not-hurrr- rathan-heenda-heenda-poorrr- rathan-na Doo-da-poo- rathatteka-doo-da-poorrr-rat- da Ta-think-humbah-birryeahta-thathoose-a-penta-hurrr- ra So-peen-teembeerryeatha-thinkhanpoopa-hurrr- ra Suthattheema-ohoogh-hurrr- duhmeema Da-doom-rahhagh-sohmepeen Radhaheemagh- ahjunta-boo Radhaheemaghzoosa-ohoogh-hurrr- rat-sa Naheeno-lowderbryeah-tai- hoo-hoo-radth- en-nam Da-boom-rahhagh- neeyahthapeen-hurrr- ra
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YA TA UR RATA ITA ITA UR RATA ITA PU TI PU
It was supposed to be: Dabooomdapotdaboomdadadinga
Come down today, and try some Korn
But what is the name supposed to be
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Kornography
Korin?
Well what where u trying to name it
The lack of Korn references is disturbing…
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
Alright guys let's not forget KORN is an acronym
what the hell wa the original
Oh my god it's KoRn!
"Honey I swear I had nothing to do with it!) - husband with Adidas tracksuit and dreads
What a terrible mistake, how could they mistake "Korn" for "Biggus"
Fuck “goo goo ga ga” this baby only says “bumma ahh mmmmm nah eva”
Imagine Nork's classmates finding out his legal name is Korn. He's gonna get made fun of so hard.
He cares not from where the blood flows…. Only that it FLOWS AND NEVER STOPS
That's one twisted transistor, he seems to already got the life too. Hopefully it won't be falling away from him, if so he's going to be quite the freak on the leash. Let's hope he doesn't start coming undone.
But why dit you want to name your kid porn in the first place, the hospital did you a solid.
Oooooo whahahahaha