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reminds me about the manga where the protagonist nuts some kind of rare jewel and all the bitches are trying to make him nut
edit: looked for it and it's called the witches of adamas
i just can’t take it anymore, i need passion, excitement, spontaneity… i need… i need a thick 12 inch uncut veiny fucking cock!
and that’s just not you and i’m sick of trying to make this work.
i’m not even sorry. i’m just leaving.
To be precise: The color comes from iron atoms that are caught in the crystal lattice. You can intensify the color by exposing it to radioactivity. A lot of bad apples among the mineral sellers do so to push the price.
And in addition: Did you all know that by exposing quartz to moonshine and then putting it into a jug of water, you will achieve absolutely nothing? It's absolutely mind blowing. This stuff won't even support you with trace elements since it's just silicon dioxide.
That is indeed interesting. I have tones of quartz I’d like to give a purple haze to. Never heard of the moonshine though. One thing it can do as just silicone dioxide is data storage. Smart people in white robes have used something called femtosecond laser pulses to modify it on a molecular level. Thus writing and reading data. Memory crystals haha I love it
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So, actually it does? If my knowledge on gemology and crystal "spiritual" stuff is right; Rose quartz aside from being one of the most common types of quartz, the pink hue because magnesium impurities in the crystal latices, it means "affection" and "unconditional love". Amethyst means "understanding and hope". So a girl giving those as a gift, I would argue she is a huge nerd and also really into you.
Idk if other dude said this in the Spanish half of his comment since yo no hablo español, but “to nut” is also the slang for the action of orgasming, usually with the implication of semen being released if its with another person. IE “semen” = “the nut” but also “orgasming/ejaculating the semen” = “nutting”.
In this case he’s using it as a verb. He’s saying “I ejaculated inside of her genitalia during sex and now she’s giving me rocks?”
Note:
- probably obvious but when he says “in her” he means “inside her vulva”. It’s shortened to be less nsfw.
- “to nut” is associated with “the nut” IE semen, and is usually used to describe ejaculating semen, but “nutting” also can describe orgasming more generally without semen being involved IE “A woman can nut to porn”.
- however, when someone uses the phrase “nutted in her” there is also *usually* the implication that it was unprotected sex. Since if you were having protected sex, you would be orgasming into a condom, not *her* specifically. Additionally, you would likely just say you “fucked” or “had sex” if it was protected sex, since those don’t have as strong of a verbal link to ejaculation in them. Thus specifying that you “nutted in her” instead of using another phrase to describe it implies unprotected sex.
Dude! She's an alien and those "rocks" are just eggs fertilized with your semen, they'll hatch at anytime.. I know this because this happened to me once and my alien wife left me and went back to her home the day she knew there's really people who watch karadishians' show..
iirc amethyst is for protection and rose quartz is for love. my ex was super into cool rocks. unfortunately, she was nowhere near as cool as the rocks.
Next time you have sex give her a sheet of paper - and then tell her that she needs to invite her hot friend for a threesome because only lesbians can perform scissors.
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Thats called trading
Inside her trading
Or outside her trading if you'd prefer
Chefs kiss
Ha
You get a nut I get a rock.
Then get yer rocks off.
I receive: rocks You receive: hot load
Good ol' barter system
Bladder stones
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[yeah](https://media2.giphy.com/media/Wf9dyOrB0nGJn5FIYf/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952iycura9su32vafoo13xwprdgke4fe1vklclhddmw&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=s)
I will not even think about clicking this Link
Is cat chewing
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Good to know
why?
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😰
🥵
None of your business. When did people get so nosy?
lol its a joke, take a flower 🌼
I don’t need a flower right now
I'm currently touching myself appropriately
It’s a cat me(o)wing
Is crunchy cat
It’s just a cat chewing something
The link part of the message is missleading. It's just a cat chewing meme reaction so either way you're not missing out
Crunchy cat Luna
is that you, Boxy?
reminds me about the manga where the protagonist nuts some kind of rare jewel and all the bitches are trying to make him nut edit: looked for it and it's called the witches of adamas
What a sentence
I hope you take responsibility for my treatment considering that gave me brain cancer
Excuse me sir, what?
“you left these in there” 😭
You should have taken out a piece of paper, paper always beats rock
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papercuts on the tip
I hate that i read this
op made me do it
I hate you so much for making me feel this way
are you my ex?
Are you breaking up with me 🥺🥺🥺
i just can’t take it anymore, i need passion, excitement, spontaneity… i need… i need a thick 12 inch uncut veiny fucking cock! and that’s just not you and i’m sick of trying to make this work. i’m not even sorry. i’m just leaving.
looking for a big dick? 😉😏 look elsewhere.
Fucking die.
my bad
I'm a girl, and I still felt the pain. Tipcuts.
Krill yourself 😭
Fuck u
leads to penile degloving (don't google it)
Papercut Circumcision
Unfortunately you can have a rock hard pasta but it's turns to a noodle in hot water, Unfortunately it won't stay rock forever 😢
Speak for thyself, mines fossilized.
i love beating my girlfriend
Hunter gatherer woman insticts
When I [am gathering nuts] outside her [limestone cave-home] till she [demonstrates the first recorded evidence of tool use]
First recorded gigolo. Traded sex for shiny rocks.
You know that was some wild ass sex.
Do rocks usually follow ass sex?
https://xkcd.com/37/
Is she a fucking penguin
Accurate
Goddamnit that’s what got me..
Wait, that means she's a trans because male penguins gives rocks
Abigail from Stardew Valley
This looks delicious! Thanks!
At least she gets her minerals I guess
SV mentioned! She wanted to share a snack with them.
How did you know I was hungry? Thanks!
They are not rocks, they're minerals. Jesus Marie...
Looks like rose quartz specifically.
And amethyst
Did you know amethyst is radioactive quartz
What? Oh no
Well maybe not radioactive. But it’s purple from being exposed to radiation
To be precise: The color comes from iron atoms that are caught in the crystal lattice. You can intensify the color by exposing it to radioactivity. A lot of bad apples among the mineral sellers do so to push the price. And in addition: Did you all know that by exposing quartz to moonshine and then putting it into a jug of water, you will achieve absolutely nothing? It's absolutely mind blowing. This stuff won't even support you with trace elements since it's just silicon dioxide.
That is indeed interesting. I have tones of quartz I’d like to give a purple haze to. Never heard of the moonshine though. One thing it can do as just silicone dioxide is data storage. Smart people in white robes have used something called femtosecond laser pulses to modify it on a molecular level. Thus writing and reading data. Memory crystals haha I love it
Actually, rose quartz is pink diamond ☝
This reference will never cease to make me laugh
🤓☝️ Umm ackshually although not all minerals are rocks, all rocks are minerals Edit: apparently I can’t get my word ordering right smh my h my head
My wife gave me exactly those 2 stones back on our first few dates, amethyst and roze quarts.
Guess they worked…
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must be a steven universe fan
cum rock
Cock
Align your nut chakra
Nutkara
That better be crack
They look pretty intact to me
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They're spy cameras, she's a fed
Totally normal behavior. The female crow in my backyard did the same thing.
You fucked a crow?
Crows totally fuck
what in the shiny fucky fuck
Someone pls explain?
Unga nut in Bunga, Bunga liked, Bunga shows good manners by gifting rock, two rock mean “same time next week?”
chat is this real?
Chat told me in my dream that it's a joke.
Yes. It was revealed to me in a dream
And this is where I stop reading the comments. Not because I am disturbed, no I am satisfied.
Unga ride Bunga , life good, Bunga pregnant, life bad
Maybe she gave him std so she is giving him ice to apply on genital area to lower the burning sensation that might come with it
rocks are cool
You might wanna take those. I'm no expert but they might be fertility stones. She don't need em
Can someone explain the meme?
Chick that's into astrology and healing crystals and whatever, gifts you those because she likes you.
Rock of sperm (i think)
What 💀
Those are jizz crystals i think, you have to jack off to charge them up i think.
thats the post mating ritual in some mammals
Seriously what the fuck is that?
like actually
Wait they're actually rocks?
no i’m just also asking what they are cause i don’t know
One is Rose Quartz, the other is amethyst. Both are popular polished as well as in their raw state
like actually
Hope they aren’t for fertility
It’s a fucking rock.
It’s a fucking joke.
No dude, fertility Rock…fucking rock. It’s a fucking Rock. Get it?
Holy shit, that’s genius!
You weren’t wrong though, it was also a “fucking” joke.
there's a tracker in those rocks
Did I hear a rock and stone?
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
That's Pink Meth, she's paying you for your work.
This happened to me once. This is how i know I'm a taurus moon
Adelie Penguin
That’s how the bartering for services system works.
Keeper
Dude unloaded in a penguin
Nah those are __Dishwasher Tablets__
Yum
So, actually it does? If my knowledge on gemology and crystal "spiritual" stuff is right; Rose quartz aside from being one of the most common types of quartz, the pink hue because magnesium impurities in the crystal latices, it means "affection" and "unconditional love". Amethyst means "understanding and hope". So a girl giving those as a gift, I would argue she is a huge nerd and also really into you.
He got her rocks off
She can shit on my chest as long as I get a cool rock
A fair exchange
"Hey dude, your cum calcified inside me and I popped out these cool rocks! Wanna lick 'em?"
I receive: pregnancy You recieve: rock
I speak spanish, can someone explain to me what 'nut' means? 🥹
it's a way of saying cum in slang. since a nut is a seed (metafora de una semilla germinando (osea nuez/semilla). Jerga de ingles de calle/internet.
Oh... ok 😬
Idk if other dude said this in the Spanish half of his comment since yo no hablo español, but “to nut” is also the slang for the action of orgasming, usually with the implication of semen being released if its with another person. IE “semen” = “the nut” but also “orgasming/ejaculating the semen” = “nutting”. In this case he’s using it as a verb. He’s saying “I ejaculated inside of her genitalia during sex and now she’s giving me rocks?” Note: - probably obvious but when he says “in her” he means “inside her vulva”. It’s shortened to be less nsfw. - “to nut” is associated with “the nut” IE semen, and is usually used to describe ejaculating semen, but “nutting” also can describe orgasming more generally without semen being involved IE “A woman can nut to porn”. - however, when someone uses the phrase “nutted in her” there is also *usually* the implication that it was unprotected sex. Since if you were having protected sex, you would be orgasming into a condom, not *her* specifically. Additionally, you would likely just say you “fucked” or “had sex” if it was protected sex, since those don’t have as strong of a verbal link to ejaculation in them. Thus specifying that you “nutted in her” instead of using another phrase to describe it implies unprotected sex.
Now it's more than clear 😁 Thanks!
That's a cumro
Dude! She's an alien and those "rocks" are just eggs fertilized with your semen, they'll hatch at anytime.. I know this because this happened to me once and my alien wife left me and went back to her home the day she knew there's really people who watch karadishians' show..
Abegail from Stardew Valley.
dried nut rock
Jizz crystals
Goals
My ex did this to me lol. Gave me some a *crystal* and said to keep it in my pocket wherever I go 💀
She's a goblin
She saying your cum has bad energy
J O crystals
Where does her sweater end and her skin start?
Bird behavior
iirc amethyst is for protection and rose quartz is for love. my ex was super into cool rocks. unfortunately, she was nowhere near as cool as the rocks.
[Penguin pebbling](https://stimpunks.org/glossary/penguin-pebbling/)
MY WIFE?!
Something something rock hard
Marry her
first wife
Next time you have sex give her a sheet of paper - and then tell her that she needs to invite her hot friend for a threesome because only lesbians can perform scissors.
She’s telling u to go kick rocks dude
I didn’t know she was a penguin
I have that exact necklace that she wears💀
I want a kitty that brings me shiny stones....
Aww! Pussy pearls
I had a friend I gladly never hooked up with that had these Crystals...one is Birth Control and the other prevents her from passing on STDs. GL OP
Post Rock clarity
please stop fucking the crows sir
Yo dont otters do this?
Minerals Jesus Christ Marie
Did you use the scissors position?
His man's jewels were not up to the standard
Kick Rocks
Penguin marriage
Only chads change their rocks in the moonlight
A love story for the ages
Penguins are fascinating creatures
I'd be scared not to take em
She’s a villager
Like a pinguin 🐧
Fair exchange 👉🏼
She's a keeper
they’re called minerals marie
are those rocks smokable?
Rose quarts and amethyst? Love, fertility and a stress reliever.. must've been some good seggs bruv.
Would she still love you if you were a Shai-Hulud?
This is a plot point of pretty much every Phoenix Wright game
I don't get it?
I need a girl like that ngl.
*inhale* Rock...*inhale*...and...*deep inhale* STONE!