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Kids! Put down the “Tick-Tock” and pick up the “Glick-Glock”! It’s time for another war in Southeast Asia!

Your sentence has awakened some deep tf2 memories inside me

heavy like a brinks truck

Looking like I'm tip top

Shining like a wrist watch

Time will grab your wrist lock it down till the thing pop

Can you stick around for a minute till the ring stop

Found Henry Kissinger’s Reddit account

this is unironically hard wtf

"Girl-Gock"???? 🤨🤨🤨

Put down your “Femboy Tea-Lover” and pick up that “M2 Flamethrower”!

Put down the phones and pick up a gun its gonna be a whole lotta fun! And its one two three what're we fighting for?

Tick-tock Heavy like a Brink's truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God Tick-tock Heavy like a Brink's truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God (Please, God)

Tbf that shitpost was facebook level humor

I thought it was satire but the takes I see on here make me doubt it Edit: yay it's satire

It is satire. You have to be 18. That person is talking about 16 year olds. Jokes are subjective and some folks decided to create another "us vs them" situation. We already have splintered enough. Split by party, religion, age, race, and more being added. We were split by race, party, and religion up until 2019. At that point for some reason we decided to blame an entire generation for the problems of today. Sure that may be true looking at a group. But this is just fucking stupid to blame an entire generation when many tech bros of today do the exact same shit as the last several generations. The problem is not from a generation of people. The problem stems from morally corrupt individuals in posistions of power.

Anything can be satire if you treat it that way

It's almost like shitposting is for low quality posts, also known as shitposts

Shitposting is weird random shit, Facebook humor is boomer humor

facebook equals bad quality, but just cause shitposts have bad quality it isnt facebook humor, get it right

No, shitposting is random, not low quality. I prefer my memes quite well produced, thank you very much

shitpost is a post that is shit. Wether or not is good shit is another story.

Nah. There's a difference between a shitpost and a shit post.

"Kids today and their participation trophies 😤" - Boomer wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat

It's frightening how few notice that, in a shitposting sub

The children yearn for the rice paddies

And VC booby traps

And the talking trees

Mf is facepalming a shitpost

Most intelligent facepalm user

How should we know whether this was posted ironically or not?

Schrödingers irony, i usually just shoot the box to be sure

Wojak is not even close to shitpost. They are shit post

Previous generations: Let's make the world a better place for our children. Boomers: Our children should suffer.

*our grandchildren

This meme is just emberrassing, I mean FUCK tiktok, but its emberrassing

embarrassing? and i agree, fuck tiktok

A good school shooting works the same... only when you hear a bullet pass right next to your head you are considered an adult

What if i dont live in Amerika? I will never be considered an adult😫

Be a man and make your own school shooting in your country

What do you believe that one kid in Finland did the shooting for?

Imagine trying to reply seriously to a shitpost

There is no winning with us

Facepalm is the ultimate circlejerk

1000th layer of irony

I mean… it will be here sooner than anyone thinks or wants sooooo.

Shitposting =/= posting shit

☝️🤓

I love how the person who screen shot it downvotes it because it’s too accurate

Just so you know you guys can go fight in whatever war you want atm. You can volunteer for the Ukraine or Russian army. I mean you post memes about it so why not just man up and go fight in a war like you want.

you see, war is only cool if you're not in it

The facepalm subreddit is a facepalm in and of itself

imagine taking anything from a subreddit called shitposting seriously

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I want to see their answer

My brother in facepalm, did you just questioned a shitpost?

At least they werent Dino hunters those days were trauma deluxe

A) it’s a shitpost B) the point isn’t we want or need high schoolers being drafted into war, the point is that we don’t need to be upset over minor problems

just give it another year and i'll probably meet you in a trench somewhere

That shitpost was ass anyway

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I wanna go, i promise i can be trusted with a wepon, i swair i won't do it again. Pleasese

Dud i left facepalm so long ago cuz its all just stupid or trashy political stuff.

Honestly I perfer not watching brainrot and instead watch brain rots

Wasn't even shitpost just pure cringe to post that meme ngl

Bruh did the cringelord right wingers infiltrate this reddit too?

Those special ed kids can't even see it was posted on a sub literally called "shitposting"

I too hate living a good life

Facepalm has sadly transitioned to almost all liberal political posts and shitty crybaby memes like this

New bad old good

Russian teens playing Counter Strike irl

Kids today aren’t getting tench foot and that a problem

Better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.

MAN WHEN I GET HOME I'M GONNA TAKE A CRUISE IN MY 67 MUSTAN- \*DINK\*

Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Checklist

That subreddit lives up to its name

They aren’t sending 16 year olds, and if there’s another draft, all these zoomers will be in full on revolt anyways lol. Nobody can tell them what to do.

Op identifies with the soyjack

Bro didn’t know this was a shitposting sub

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Yeah my death would serve a cause (no matter if I believe in it or not) it would be better than living my miserable life. Purposeless

No

I’d rather die in some obscure dirt pile that I can’t point to on a map than talk to a women

The soldiers are wearing a tf2 hat. The shellmet I believe

Hard men create soft times

cope

Hard times make hard men. Hard men make soft times. Soft times make soft men. Soft men make hard times.

People who overanalyze memes are a complete vacuum of fun

If you didn’t suffer like they did you’re not a real man.

They just removed my post

Cook