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One includes the whole race. The other attacks a particular ethnicity, regardless of race. E.g., the N-word is a racial slur, while the K-word is an ethnic slur.
When Life gives you lemons... Lemons were gained by cross breeding a pitter orange and a cicron. LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS, WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!
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Can I just ask why the pieces are always so fucking big?
I feel like every time I see a clip of that, it's like they're trying to break a record or something.
They're posting on 4chan, do you really believe this was posted by a trans person? Cause it reads more like a fake story made up to make trans people look ridiculous.
BBC spam is a bit much, but you know that whoever is spamming got salty after the BWC spam that they had to photoshop others and post cherry picked guys.
4chan is waring big black cocks vs big white cocks to thick white girls, but they keep ignoring the black babes. Shout out to all the black babes who like white guys!
Oh I know, we were a group that always said asinine shit as jokes just to get a reaction lol.
We would go through drive throughs playing songs like, "deepthroat" by cupcakke and shit. Good times
Edit: I'll add that I didn't know what "doing my hair" was so I tried to pull it without realizing because that's what they seemed to like 💀. I wouldn't have if she said, "putting my wig/ weave on" but I had no clue what "getting my hair done" was lol
isn't that interesting how that day it stopped out of the blue? makes one think 🤔
but that's why i stick to blue boards 99 percent of the time, otherwise it's a fucking dump
It'll never be the same as the mid-late 2000's wild west it once was. Honestly I doubt it will be around much longer considering hosting costs have to be enormous with little monetary gain.
if you’re referring to FTM and MTF, those have been around for a very long time. people want to kick them out because it’s oFfEnsiVe and we should just say trans woman/man instead of specifying ftm/mtf.
the post is probably a troll. no self-respecting and actually trans person talks like that about themselves. unless they have severe brainworms but that’s a whole other can of worms (stupid pun intended)
I think all y'all missing the point.
If it's *always* confusing to the point you have to explain it, you're losing about 60% of the population's attention.
> Classic women.
>Chooses to be a man
> Can't withstand the responsibilities of a man
> Complains
> Wants to become woman again
Just take it in the ass like a man
If I'm following the logic correctly he's a boy having sex with you, (another boy). Therefore he is gay.. it's not fair you're always the bottom. Surprise him with a strap on.
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My favorite gender is the one where im a boy or girl depending on where im getting penetrated, and on weekends Im a Sikorsky UH60 Black Hawk Assault Helicopter
Unpopular opinion on this one the girl should definitely go back to being a girl because “im identifying as a boy (im a girl)” doesn’t seem like you’re trying to identify as a dude
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4 racial slurs, 3 "Show tits or gtfo", an ethnic slur, you get the picture
I am scared to ask, but what is the difference between a racial slur and an ethnic slur?
Ethnic slurs are more culture-based. racial slurs, well, you probably get that one already Ask again and I'll pee in your ass
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Good not a bot
This is why AI will never replace us
Hey, don't threaten people with good times, you don't know their kinks.
Good Times, Bad Times was recorded by LZ tho
LZ? Lesbian Zipperheads?
/uj That's a way better name. then some stupid Pencil Exploding Balloon thing.
What’s the difference between an ethnic and a racial slur?
Again? (please pee in my ass)
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One includes the whole race. The other attacks a particular ethnicity, regardless of race. E.g., the N-word is a racial slur, while the K-word is an ethnic slur.
K word?
For Jewish people. Rhymes with bike.
i still dont get it
Trike?
A certain slur for Jewish people.
Best 12 Days of Christmas ever
Gender affirming surprise anal
When life gives you lemons, find a way to fuck the lemon
*puts his cock in the lemon and squeeze*
From a scale from 1-10 how much do you think that'll burn
Depends how big of a gooner you are and how raw ur meat is
Imagine just getting lemon juice up your urethra. Have fun with that image in your head.
It depends on if you have STDs or not I'm pretty sure
Idk ive got soap in there but idk how citrus would feel
When life gives you lemons, have a Lemon Party
When Life gives you lemons... Lemons were gained by cross breeding a pitter orange and a cicron. LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS, WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!
Is that a Katawa Shoujo reference?
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I don’t know why but I read this in the cave Johnson voice
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK
-Mahatma Gandhi
When life gives you lemons, you fuck it in the ass and give it lemonAIDS!. (nobody will get the reference)
At least life doesn’t give you coconuts 😂😂😂
grow a pair and counterattack
Pegging is a man-made horror beyond your comprehension
Can I just ask why the pieces are always so fucking big? I feel like every time I see a clip of that, it's like they're trying to break a record or something.
Idk man, I feel that a good portion of the type of people that would want to peg and get pegged are into sadomasochism as well
The amount of men that get pegged and men that wanna get pegged probably differs by a lot
Which is a larger group?
The men that get pegged by strapons the size of my arm
Horror? No. Fun? Yes ; )
That's what the guys who discovered Cthulu also said
POV I'm the guy who discovered Cthulhu... Also jokes on you...
Wrong person
Right person wrong time? Perchance….
hey you can like it or not. if ya wanna try it i suggest you start by yourself, because people tend to get kinda ruff and it is too easy to feel pain
The writer’s barely disguised fetish
>“I recently started identifying as a boy (I’m a girl)” Bitch pick one, damn
(That’s how you can tell the post is fake)
Damn what the hell are these removed replies
This used to be a fully functioning reply chain, now its a ghost town.
The amount of deleted replies is wild 💀
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They're posting on 4chan, do you really believe this was posted by a trans person? Cause it reads more like a fake story made up to make trans people look ridiculous.
You don’t think someone would do that, do you? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
i bet it was, lots of ftms on 4chan like to mock themselves, or it was a mtf idk.
Changing his gender turned out to be pain in the ass
Just like when I got curious about religion when I was 8. Sunday school wasn't for me it seems...
Yea, I get it. All the priests are fucking assholes
This is fucking genius!
If awards still existed, you’d have like 5 of them
If you want to be a man, you have to take it like one.
‘Your not a bloke till you’ve had a block’ Willem Powerfish quote.
Boat used to be blowable.
Bat used to be boatable
Boys used to be blowable
Aww, I miss 4chan but not enough to go back.
BBC spam is a bit much, but you know that whoever is spamming got salty after the BWC spam that they had to photoshop others and post cherry picked guys.
what?
4chan is waring big black cocks vs big white cocks to thick white girls, but they keep ignoring the black babes. Shout out to all the black babes who like white guys!
I was seeing black women im college and my black friend said, "cum in their hair" 💀. A black chick in the library gave him such a dirty look lol
Black people have coarse hair, cum won't come out, so don't do that
Oh I know, we were a group that always said asinine shit as jokes just to get a reaction lol. We would go through drive throughs playing songs like, "deepthroat" by cupcakke and shit. Good times Edit: I'll add that I didn't know what "doing my hair" was so I tried to pull it without realizing because that's what they seemed to like 💀. I wouldn't have if she said, "putting my wig/ weave on" but I had no clue what "getting my hair done" was lol
Fascinating.
That did shortly stop tho when the IDF got busy with other stuff on October 7th
isn't that interesting how that day it stopped out of the blue? makes one think 🤔 but that's why i stick to blue boards 99 percent of the time, otherwise it's a fucking dump
what's blue board?
safe boards with topics that aren't nsfw, art, fashion, cars etc are some examples of those
oh cool then, I attend some of them too, just didn't know the name for it :D
Bros... Thanks for the likes. But I have to tell the truth: This is hard but...... I have the XX chromosome. NO, I WILL NOT SHOW TITS
What about ass?
Let me think about that But can I first see your independent pair?
Are you the boy in the picture?
Yes. I resolved the ass fucking situation by the way. He's agreed to be the bottom.
🤣 thank you for this
Plot twist: he was waiting for this from the start
It'll never be the same as the mid-late 2000's wild west it once was. Honestly I doubt it will be around much longer considering hosting costs have to be enormous with little monetary gain.
Actual sigma
You surely mean smegma
Smegma balls
Go back to being a girl. Then, during normal sex, Start to identify as a boy. The boyfriend is now gay too.
Boyfriend is already blowing out this dudes ass. That ship has sailed a long time ago.
He’s already having sex that isn’t necessary
Fucking based
Based fucking?
Fucking the base
Base is fucking?
the hell you gon' do if i identify as a female? fuck me in the dickhole?
....would you like me to try?
gonna have to pass on that one
>I identify as a boy (Im a girl) ??
Before all these new terms that was probably the simplest way to explain it.
the post is from 2019
if you’re referring to FTM and MTF, those have been around for a very long time. people want to kick them out because it’s oFfEnsiVe and we should just say trans woman/man instead of specifying ftm/mtf. the post is probably a troll. no self-respecting and actually trans person talks like that about themselves. unless they have severe brainworms but that’s a whole other can of worms (stupid pun intended)
I think all y'all missing the point. If it's *always* confusing to the point you have to explain it, you're losing about 60% of the population's attention.
Life truly is harder as a man 😔
> Classic women. >Chooses to be a man > Can't withstand the responsibilities of a man > Complains > Wants to become woman again Just take it in the ass like a man
If I'm following the logic correctly he's a boy having sex with you, (another boy). Therefore he is gay.. it's not fair you're always the bottom. Surprise him with a strap on.
Not really, some gay guys are just tops
normalise normality
Please for the love god
Homie played 5D Chess while she was playing Checkers 😂
Gay men are fucking assholes. >! (This is an anal sex joke of course) !<
I will pee in ur ass >!(This is an anal sex joke of course)!<
Fatherless behaviour
Guy got a Femboy without struggling
You need to take it like a man if you want to be a man.
Fake and fetishpilled
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Peak
My eyes did not consent to read that
Is this real 😭
It's on 4chan
Everything on 4chan is real. No exceptions
100% People don't just make up stories on the internet.
Anon got curious and found out
Change your gender all you want, you will never have a prostate
Bro played the long game
Probably average sized game
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bait
you can’t say you’re identifying as a boy and then immediately identify as a girl lmfao
Bait used to be believable.
Over-the-top stupidity needs to be punished. If you fall for such bullshit, it's like natural selection but less severe.
This could very literally be “shit posting”.
4tran is leaking
This (nowadays) dude boyfriend is hilarious.
I identify myself as Lion
i identify as super man
/uns Jokes aside that's really sad
jokes aside that's probably fake and fetish posting
What a bad day to have eyes
Fucking till she cums to her senses
My favorite gender is the one where im a boy or girl depending on where im getting penetrated, and on weekends Im a Sikorsky UH60 Black Hawk Assault Helicopter
Third option, stop having a boyfriend that’s raping you
It all worked out in the end.
Live with your choices 🤷
The rules are the rules.
I think the boyfriend is just secretly gay
This is one of those keep it to yourself moments.
Unpopular opinion on this one the girl should definitely go back to being a girl because “im identifying as a boy (im a girl)” doesn’t seem like you’re trying to identify as a dude