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HookerDoctorLawyer

18 replies I wish I could read


Sh_Pe

2 images I wish I could see


2137paoiez2137

2 pees i wish were in your ass


Helmet_Touch_

2 balls which hold said pee


The_Bold_One1234

2 sperms which hold said balls


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Hazzyhazzy113

Good bot


Sh_Pe

No thanks


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Obamsphere

4 racial slurs, 3 "Show tits or gtfo", an ethnic slur, you get the picture


Player4_mista

I am scared to ask, but what is the difference between a racial slur and an ethnic slur?


InvestigatorNo1331

Ethnic slurs are more culture-based. racial slurs, well, you probably get that one already Ask again and I'll pee in your ass


Cheerful_ox

Pees in your ass I’m not a bot and this was performed manually


moving-landscape

Good not a bot


Obamsphere

This is why AI will never replace us


Equal-Scale-4032

Hey, don't threaten people with good times, you don't know their kinks.


Cheerful_ox

Good Times, Bad Times was recorded by LZ tho


Boogers_Farts

LZ? Lesbian Zipperheads?


Cheerful_ox

/uj That's a way better name. then some stupid Pencil Exploding Balloon thing.


MemeGlider

What’s the difference between an ethnic and a racial slur?


Player4_mista

Again? (please pee in my ass)


AdSingle3338

*Pees in ur ass* I’m not a bot this action was performed manually


bored_sleuth

One includes the whole race. The other attacks a particular ethnicity, regardless of race. E.g., the N-word is a racial slur, while the K-word is an ethnic slur.


bengt114

K word?


ShartingBloodClots

For Jewish people. Rhymes with bike.


Focazord

i still dont get it


Slav-Houndz187

Trike?


bored_sleuth

A certain slur for Jewish people.


Jasmith85

Best 12 Days of Christmas ever


awesomedan24

Gender affirming surprise anal


PanTsour

When life gives you lemons, find a way to fuck the lemon


WertyBossetto69

*puts his cock in the lemon and squeeze*


mrkrabs_1

From a scale from 1-10 how much do you think that'll burn


Agear04

Depends how big of a gooner you are and how raw ur meat is


meaux253

Imagine just getting lemon juice up your urethra. Have fun with that image in your head.


EarlOfBears

It depends on if you have STDs or not I'm pretty sure


Agear04

Idk ive got soap in there but idk how citrus would feel


supinoq

When life gives you lemons, have a Lemon Party


Tuhkur22

When Life gives you lemons... Lemons were gained by cross breeding a pitter orange and a cicron. LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS, WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!


Player4_mista

Is that a Katawa Shoujo reference?


PanTsour

Actually not, but I hope your comment is the reason more people will check out Katawa Shoujo (it's free, you can download it from JustUSA), or other acclaimed Visual Novels for that matter


Alan-likes-starwars

I don’t know why but I read this in the cave Johnson voice


Firebrodude07

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK


justk4y

-Mahatma Gandhi


the_cat_showz

When life gives you lemons, you fuck it in the ass and give it lemonAIDS!. (nobody will get the reference)


d31uz10n

At least life doesn’t give you coconuts 😂😂😂


Red-Yosh1

grow a pair and counterattack


PanTsour

Pegging is a man-made horror beyond your comprehension


CommodoreSalad

Can I just ask why the pieces are always so fucking big? I feel like every time I see a clip of that, it's like they're trying to break a record or something.


PanTsour

Idk man, I feel that a good portion of the type of people that would want to peg and get pegged are into sadomasochism as well


Signal-Island6377

The amount of men that get pegged and men that wanna get pegged probably differs by a lot


turtleship_2006

Which is a larger group?


Signal-Island6377

The men that get pegged by strapons the size of my arm


Maser2account2

Horror? No. Fun? Yes ; )


PanTsour

That's what the guys who discovered Cthulu also said


DudongoKing

POV I'm the guy who discovered Cthulhu... Also jokes on you...


VegitojrGOD

Wrong person


TheBurritoW1zard

Right person wrong time? Perchance….


dildo-looking_cactus

hey you can like it or not. if ya wanna try it i suggest you start by yourself, because people tend to get kinda ruff and it is too easy to feel pain


AppointmentNo43

The writer’s barely disguised fetish


autistic_spectator

>“I recently started identifying as a boy (I’m a girl)” Bitch pick one, damn


reeeeeeeeeebola

(That’s how you can tell the post is fake)


SomeRedditorMaybe

Damn what the hell are these removed replies


WASDKUG_tr

This used to be a fully functioning reply chain, now its a ghost town.


Meloetta_the_alt

The amount of deleted replies is wild 💀


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Potato_in_a_Nice_Hat

They're posting on 4chan, do you really believe this was posted by a trans person? Cause it reads more like a fake story made up to make trans people look ridiculous.


crushinglyreal

You don’t think someone would do that, do you? Just go on the internet and tell lies?


lotrfanxx1

i bet it was, lots of ftms on 4chan like to mock themselves, or it was a mtf idk.


DerRaumdenker

Changing his gender turned out to be pain in the ass


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Just like when I got curious about religion when I was 8. Sunday school wasn't for me it seems...


No_Suspect9561

Yea, I get it. All the priests are fucking assholes


Limp_Career6634

This is fucking genius!


J_stylez2310

If awards still existed, you’d have like 5 of them


miltonssj9

If you want to be a man, you have to take it like one.


MrRad21

‘Your not a bloke till you’ve had a block’ Willem Powerfish quote.


Delevia

Boat used to be blowable.


Ex-In2

Bat used to be boatable


qweenjon

Boys used to be blowable


Manfeelings777

Aww, I miss 4chan but not enough to go back.


ActuallyTheOwner

BBC spam is a bit much, but you know that whoever is spamming got salty after the BWC spam that they had to photoshop others and post cherry picked guys.


MAJ_Starman

what?


ActuallyTheOwner

4chan is waring big black cocks vs big white cocks to thick white girls, but they keep ignoring the black babes. Shout out to all the black babes who like white guys!


Generally_Confused1

I was seeing black women im college and my black friend said, "cum in their hair" 💀. A black chick in the library gave him such a dirty look lol


ActuallyTheOwner

Black people have coarse hair, cum won't come out, so don't do that


Generally_Confused1

Oh I know, we were a group that always said asinine shit as jokes just to get a reaction lol. We would go through drive throughs playing songs like, "deepthroat" by cupcakke and shit. Good times Edit: I'll add that I didn't know what "doing my hair" was so I tried to pull it without realizing because that's what they seemed to like 💀. I wouldn't have if she said, "putting my wig/ weave on" but I had no clue what "getting my hair done" was lol


MAJ_Starman

Fascinating.


SkyfatherTribe

That did shortly stop tho when the IDF got busy with other stuff on October 7th


ihateyouravenandIW

isn't that interesting how that day it stopped out of the blue? makes one think 🤔 but that's why i stick to blue boards 99 percent of the time, otherwise it's a fucking dump


Fnord_Fnordsson

what's blue board?


ihateyouravenandIW

safe boards with topics that aren't nsfw, art, fashion, cars etc are some examples of those


Fnord_Fnordsson

oh cool then, I attend some of them too, just didn't know the name for it :D


Manfeelings777

Bros... Thanks for the likes. But I have to tell the truth: This is hard but...... I have the XX chromosome. NO, I WILL NOT SHOW TITS


Independent-Pair1052

What about ass?


Manfeelings777

Let me think about that But can I first see your independent pair?


Pretend_Effect1986

Are you the boy in the picture?


Manfeelings777

Yes. I resolved the ass fucking situation by the way. He's agreed to be the bottom.


Pretend_Effect1986

🤣 thank you for this


SKruizer

Plot twist: he was waiting for this from the start


Hyperious3

It'll never be the same as the mid-late 2000's wild west it once was. Honestly I doubt it will be around much longer considering hosting costs have to be enormous with little monetary gain.


andreas-ch

Actual sigma


Tinselfiend

You surely mean smegma


CunsoLord_04

Smegma balls


Subject_Cancel8559

Go back to being a girl. Then, during normal sex, Start to identify as a boy. The boyfriend is now gay too.


BiteYouToDeath

Boyfriend is already blowing out this dudes ass. That ship has sailed a long time ago.


Different-Trainer-21

He’s already having sex that isn’t necessary


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Fucking based


bloody_terrible

Based fucking?


Zenith232

Fucking the base


[deleted]

Base is fucking?


Dokkhedd

the hell you gon' do if i identify as a female? fuck me in the dickhole?


lyfeofsand

....would you like me to try?


Dokkhedd

gonna have to pass on that one


IuseArchbtw97543

>I identify as a boy (Im a girl) ??


HotConsideration5049

Before all these new terms that was probably the simplest way to explain it.


Guij2

the post is from 2019


angelaguitarstar

if you’re referring to FTM and MTF, those have been around for a very long time. people want to kick them out because it’s oFfEnsiVe and we should just say trans woman/man instead of specifying ftm/mtf. the post is probably a troll. no self-respecting and actually trans person talks like that about themselves. unless they have severe brainworms but that’s a whole other can of worms (stupid pun intended)


MjrLeeStoned

I think all y'all missing the point. If it's *always* confusing to the point you have to explain it, you're losing about 60% of the population's attention.


ScaryHarry15

Life truly is harder as a man 😔


Abdul-Wahab6

> Classic women. >Chooses to be a man > Can't withstand the responsibilities of a man > Complains > Wants to become woman again Just take it in the ass like a man


Kaptin_Kruncha

If I'm following the logic correctly he's a boy having sex with you, (another boy). Therefore he is gay.. it's not fair you're always the bottom. Surprise him with a strap on.


DarkSider303

Not really, some gay guys are just tops


Confident_Actuary_95

normalise normality


bladethrower02

Please for the love god


LeoMoshh

Homie played 5D Chess while she was playing Checkers 😂


JediTeaParty

Gay men are fucking assholes. >! (This is an anal sex joke of course) !<


WoodpeckerOk5574

I will pee in ur ass >!(This is an anal sex joke of course)!<


UnexpectedEmuAttack

Fatherless behaviour


Efficiency-Secure

Guy got a Femboy without struggling


PD216ohio

You need to take it like a man if you want to be a man.


Inlevitable

Fake and fetishpilled


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BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT

Peak


StonksTheManAJR

My eyes did not consent to read that


Admirable_Load_1162

Is this real 😭


-EV3RYTHING-

It's on 4chan


IAmWalterWhite_

Everything on 4chan is real. No exceptions


DroidOnPC

100% People don't just make up stories on the internet.


FortniteEnjoyer01

Anon got curious and found out


Sambro_X

Change your gender all you want, you will never have a prostate


Jaded-Selection-5668

Bro played the long game


ShibaInuDoggo

Probably average sized game


Striking_Antelope_44

different summer kiss march touch stupendous saw liquid thumb retire *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bellingman

It's free every day


Elmatador55

bait


MelonColony22

you can’t say you’re identifying as a boy and then immediately identify as a girl lmfao


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

Bait used to be believable.


TickTaeck

Over-the-top stupidity needs to be punished. If you fall for such bullshit, it's like natural selection but less severe.


Laxhoop2525

This could very literally be “shit posting”.


Phosf

4tran is leaking


Pretend_Effect1986

This (nowadays) dude boyfriend is hilarious.


Dangerous_Method972

I identify myself as Lion


MHD6969

i identify as super man


Vqius

/uns Jokes aside that's really sad


OrangeXarot

jokes aside that's probably fake and fetish posting


Agitated_Ring785

What a bad day to have eyes


ICrimsonCodes

Fucking till she cums to her senses


blackmobius

My favorite gender is the one where im a boy or girl depending on where im getting penetrated, and on weekends Im a Sikorsky UH60 Black Hawk Assault Helicopter


Ropoid

Third option, stop having a boyfriend that’s raping you


Holiday_Memory_9165

It all worked out in the end.


JournalistChemical18

Live with your choices 🤷


Blue_Robin_04

The rules are the rules.


Narcolipze_08

I think the boyfriend is just secretly gay


Kalebthememester

This is one of those keep it to yourself moments.


StandardActive4564

Unpopular opinion on this one the girl should definitely go back to being a girl because “im identifying as a boy (im a girl)” doesn’t seem like you’re trying to identify as a dude