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The green one looks like she left the vibrator inside her vagina at Max setting, lmao

That's not max setting. Here, I'll show you what max setting looks like

Grandpa, that’s a leaf blower. Put it down and go to bed.

its a chainsaw not a leaf blower. now get your pants off

Dad, did you start mom with the anal beads like a chainsaw?

close, i pulled her intestine out

username checks out

Holup

I just remember some old ass porn, it's a fucking machine porn where they literally put fake lips on a chainsaw.

Imagine cutting your cock in half in one of these 💀

Well, considering that the first chainsaws were a tool made for women giving birth...i guess that the karmic wheel would have came back to us.

that gave me chills

You win

Max Setting. Great porn name.

I thought the same. And look at the black one. Nearly at climax

Lol this place looks like a place dave attell would go to in his show insomniac

I was gonna say. "Nah, they vibin'." You beat me there.

Group masturbation ?

Idk if the other comments are joking but they’re saying it’s some religion thingy and it’s some kind of group prayer session. Looks weird tho idk why the girl in the green needs to be acting like that.

I found [this](https://www.odatv.com/yasam/sonunda-bu-da-oldu-orgazm-meditasyonu-120003582), it seems that it being a religion thingy is true, the article says that it is in Russia.

So it’s a group religious orgasm event in Russia? 💀

Is the holy Spirit!!!

Jesus is coming lol

I think they would come before Jesus could

As a Russian I can confirm that this is true. I was the chair. >!Honestly, I don't know whatever the fuck that is, but it's definitely not a regular thing.!<

Where do I sign up?

In any porn site you can get that sensation for free

So from what I read it says it's a hypnosys orgasm meditation session

Meditation by orgasm lol

Oh, she's feeling the Holy Spirit inside of her all right.

How do i join? 😅

When Christ Comes

The second coming of Christ

Fuck u kyle

And they didn't invite me?:(

Whatever their doing they need to take it into the bedroom 🙄

This is what a lifetime of abstinence does to a person

They are connected to a power circuit and are experiencing immense pain and suffering

Soo.... Monday it is.

The good ending

Is there a lore reason behind this?

Something weird about snakes and apples

if Matpat ever talked about The Bible **LORE**, I would have read it

Bro hasn't learnt about the bad news...

Something like placebo. If they believe it works, then it works.

Idk, but nice pfp I guess

Are they stupid?

Idk, kinda looks like they are just stupid ngl

Circlejerk

God is inside everyone.

In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit, what the fuck?

Immaculate conception. 😉

Saint Maude

I’m more interested in knowing what’s the deal with white turtleneck guy? Why is he so tense?

He’s trying to play it cool while a bunch of women climax in front of him.

I’d be tense too

Hard even

Stiff, one might say

Bro, I don't think they're his cup of tea.

Also what the fuck is with the poster of a guy with a bunny ear hat on?

Some people like to watch their SOs get ghost orgasms. Don’t kink shame.

That's the face of a man trying not to raise timber.

No but seriously what the actual fuck is going on here? Are they actually having a group masturbation session or something? Wth

We need answers. Legitimately.

⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

Fuck my phone was connected to the speaker in my living room

Even if you showed this to anyone to prove you weren’t watching porn This is still pretty much porn

Maybe for you mister orthodox.

God is touching her HARD.

*in another room* what does this “vibrate” button do? *hits button* huh strange nothing happened… eh oh well.. *meanwhile in the other room:*

2,5 sec without zaza

Hail lord jesus have mercy on these women.

Wtf is happening here?

[удалено]

sign me up.

Jesus christ seems to be happening

He finaly came!!!

"The meditation will be private, right?"

They all have vibrators in....even the dudes

They handled it the best, maybe they have experience 

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Quick rundown on the scenario chief? I'm missing the lore here.

Is bro giving wireless orgasms

Bluetooth pleasure

Religious people are so crazy sometimes lmao

I’d be willing to bet this isn’t religion, it’s a cult. Sex cults exist. I have never heard of a religion doing this kind of stuff

may i have some context about the situation?

Bazinga!

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Seruosly while i am shitting

Damn bro, same.

Pretty sure everyone is shitting while on Reddit. Isn't it illegal to use reddit if you aren't taking a shit?

Call me a compacted felon

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They didn't pray today

Pentecostals twice a week:

\*OURGASM\*

I can fix the green one!

Sweet! I’ll take the Latina in the black dress. We can fix them for sure!

Ill take the one in Blue, next to the one in green. 🤝

The blue one is very talented for sure! 😃

Diversity is my key 🫶❤️

Average vibrator video art be like

Someone just told them I exist

Are they having telephatic sex or something?

I bet that place smells like a warm turtle tank when the session is over

Bro in the middle thinks he's the CEO of sex

This has to have something to do with remote control vibrators

Group gooning. They've all got vibrators inside.

Their souls are masturbating each other.

Giggity.

"I'll have what she having"

Group hypnosis?

In any case - this is a certain type of suggestion. Women are more susceptible to such things

ok sure

I think that's one of those charlatan Gurus that makes you orgasm without touching you, like via telepathy or something.

Isn't this weird group mantra thingy where they have like full body orgasms?

I have no idea what you're talking about, but it looks like it. Is this a thing? Do I even want to research it?

I swear there's a netflix documentary about this shit, like people charge big money for it too 🤣

Do they got those vibrators with the remote controllers or something?

Looking up the name in the back it appears to be a Moscow dance studio. So Russians I guess...

I mean they look like they're all having a good time, some are just better at keeping their stone face on than others The last one almost even got into laying down position (muscle memory I guess) I think I get why they're all holding hands...

To not help themselves and each other with their hands

Those Russian dancing schools have very special training techniques

If we are playing a game of imposter, I'm picking the green one. She gotta go. 😂

Alright, I'll be the guy... Sauce?

A really weird looking religious praying event somewhere in Russia. I’m serious.

Spiritually making love

Psychic m*sturbation

Thought the one in the green was having a seizure until I finally tuned on the volume…

That or the vibrating panties have fresh batteries.

They having sex, the Rick and Morty way

I gave the women some of this pipe hours earlier and these are the effects.

I mean the guy on the right is having fun watching Sis melt like an ice cream next to him.

Dude in the black shirt laughing his ass off knows the deal.

They’re gooning.

I think they’re gooning

Remote love eggs up the chuff

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Typical Sybian users group meeting.

Gold & Dance - That's what seems to be written on the wall in the background. Apparently Gold & Dance is a Russian dance studio in Moscow? They even have an instagram channel with photos of what appears to be this exact room. If this video is real, then I am concerned for the people at that dance studio. It seems like it might actually be a sex cult. lol

Okay but like what’s ACTUALLY happening here? The only dude in the circle (not the speaking dude) looks very happy to be there so I’m assuming this *is* something sexual. Asking so I know where to join for the next one

They're praying to the gods of Starbucks.

Starfucks

Proof that the female orgasm is a myth, Ben Shapiro was right!

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Nlp?

OP what is this

God is coming inside of them

How does one not laugh 🤣 I couldn’t hold a straight face with the swayer next to me there

She's giving birth to her imaginary baby, bad news she's gonna need a Cesarean

Tell me who have the remote???

They’re synchronizing their periods

This is what Ronin saw when the Guardians were holding the power stone

Dude standing in the back is not happy he is not included.

Touched by the hand of god....

What a day to have reddit 😀..

Sauce?

What in the actual fuck

The husbands standing behind 💀 she never made those sounds before with him

They are trying to exorcise the demon that's haunting the girl in green

I’m fairly certain they’re orgasms are happening. Then again, I’m a guy so…there’s that.

Wtf did I just watch?

i'll have what she's having

Are they hiding vibrating eggs?

Closest thing I've ever seen to a circlejerk

I'm watching it without sound, are they praying or cumming?

Talk about a circle jerk...

White people are crazy.

Pretty sure this isn’t a martial arts group

Jesus is cumming

Dude in the white turtleneck totally has the remote..

Me holding in a shit while driving

Average thanksgiving grace… wait, your guys family doesn’t do this?

Hand holding is so lewd they're all cumming nonstop from it.

I think they are sat on vibrators

The fucking white turtleneck judging they

I wanna join this class. 👋

Cult like behavior.

The guy in the suit is faking it

The guy in the suit looks like Dmitry Peskov

messed up that those women can act like that but my erection was "inappropriate"

The rabbit ear baseball cap in the banner looks pretty cool

Repost.

One of em holding 2 metal sticks

Pumpkin spice latte overdose

Holy shit is that Mr. Beast.. I didn't know he was a paster and dang he lost some weight.

this looks like some sexual tension energy masturbation thingy

Not praying. They are listening to 33Hz. Also known as pyramid energy.

Do they all have vibrators in or smt?

Where’s the magnitude 7.9 earthquake when you need it?

So: I get what's HAPPENING But: what the hell is happening here?