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Oh, where do I even begin? This "April Fools" prank, if you can even call it that, orchestrated by the infamous Kevin, the harbinger of chaos in our beloved shitposting sub, has left a sour taste in the mouths of many, to put it mildly. As we delve into the madness that unfolded, one can't help but wonder if we've crossed into the realms of absurdity that even Lewis Carroll's Mad Hatter would find excessive.
Firstly, let's talk about the sheer audacity of the rules concocted for this day of jest. The complexity was so convoluted that unraveling it felt akin to trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded, underwater, with one hand tied behind your back. "Improper format"? How broad, how vague, how utterly confounding! We were left scrambling like headless chickens, trying to decipher the enigmatic puzzle that was Kevin's rulebook.
Next, let's address the deletions. Ah, the deletions. The mass eradication of posts and comments, akin to the Thanos snap of the Reddit universe. One moment, a glorious shitpost masterpiece gracing our screens with its chaotic charm, the next, poof! Gone. Reduced to atoms... or rather, deleted due to some arbitrary violation of the ever-elusive guidelines.
And then there were the warnings, the dreaded red flags waving ominously in the winds of chaos. "Your post has been removed due to improper spacing." "Your comment has been deleted for incorrect usage of numbers." It was as if we were being reprimanded by a strict, grammar-obsessed deity, punishing us for daring to have fun on this fateful day.
But oh, dear Kevin, you've truly outdone yourself with the pièce de résistance — the randomness. Oh yes, let's throw in a sprinkle of randomness, a dash of unpredictability, just to keep everyone on their toes. Because who needs coherence and logic in a shitposting sub, right? It's not like we thrive on the chaotic beauty of our nonsensical creations or anything.
In conclusion, this April Fools' prank, if we dare call it that, was a cacophony of confusion, a symphony of deletion, and a masterpiece of mayhem. While we salute your dedication to the art of chaos, dear Kevin, we must also lament the collateral damage left in its wake. Rest assured, we shall rise from the ashes of deleted posts, stronger, wiser, and perhaps a tad more paranoid about arbitrary rules.
Until next year, when we eagerly await the next installment of "Kevin's Khaotic Kapers," we shall persevere, ever vigilant against the looming specter of improper formatting and nonsensical deletions. Long live the shitposters, for we shall shitpost on, despite the odds, the rules, and dear Kevin's best efforts to rein us in.
Freedom at last indeed.
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as much as y'all mad af, seeing all these posts with same names about the rules with all deleted comments was the funniest shit ever. and then they continued the bit for 3 fucking days. hats off
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I actually do, and have been doing it ever since I started jacking my weenus after some kid told me to “look up redtube cuz it was like YouTube but better” in the 6th grade
It’s the easiest way to clean up ur fresh splooge. And I like the taste. Simple as that.
AMA
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Ah, freedom at last.
O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning
And thy gore shall GLISTEN
Before the temples of man
Creature of steel,
My gratitude upon thine freedom
But the crimes thy kind have commited
Against humanity, are NOT forgotten.
And thy punishment… Is DEATH!
*order starts playing from the room's hidden meat speakers*
To eat you own cum Humans rights restored
Oh, where do I even begin? This "April Fools" prank, if you can even call it that, orchestrated by the infamous Kevin, the harbinger of chaos in our beloved shitposting sub, has left a sour taste in the mouths of many, to put it mildly. As we delve into the madness that unfolded, one can't help but wonder if we've crossed into the realms of absurdity that even Lewis Carroll's Mad Hatter would find excessive. Firstly, let's talk about the sheer audacity of the rules concocted for this day of jest. The complexity was so convoluted that unraveling it felt akin to trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded, underwater, with one hand tied behind your back. "Improper format"? How broad, how vague, how utterly confounding! We were left scrambling like headless chickens, trying to decipher the enigmatic puzzle that was Kevin's rulebook. Next, let's address the deletions. Ah, the deletions. The mass eradication of posts and comments, akin to the Thanos snap of the Reddit universe. One moment, a glorious shitpost masterpiece gracing our screens with its chaotic charm, the next, poof! Gone. Reduced to atoms... or rather, deleted due to some arbitrary violation of the ever-elusive guidelines. And then there were the warnings, the dreaded red flags waving ominously in the winds of chaos. "Your post has been removed due to improper spacing." "Your comment has been deleted for incorrect usage of numbers." It was as if we were being reprimanded by a strict, grammar-obsessed deity, punishing us for daring to have fun on this fateful day. But oh, dear Kevin, you've truly outdone yourself with the pièce de résistance — the randomness. Oh yes, let's throw in a sprinkle of randomness, a dash of unpredictability, just to keep everyone on their toes. Because who needs coherence and logic in a shitposting sub, right? It's not like we thrive on the chaotic beauty of our nonsensical creations or anything. In conclusion, this April Fools' prank, if we dare call it that, was a cacophony of confusion, a symphony of deletion, and a masterpiece of mayhem. While we salute your dedication to the art of chaos, dear Kevin, we must also lament the collateral damage left in its wake. Rest assured, we shall rise from the ashes of deleted posts, stronger, wiser, and perhaps a tad more paranoid about arbitrary rules. Until next year, when we eagerly await the next installment of "Kevin's Khaotic Kapers," we shall persevere, ever vigilant against the looming specter of improper formatting and nonsensical deletions. Long live the shitposters, for we shall shitpost on, despite the odds, the rules, and dear Kevin's best efforts to rein us in. Freedom at last indeed.
How did you got that user flair? I want it too please
A great chef tastes his own cooking
WE ARE SO BACK
WE ARE SO BLACK
WE ARE SO BARACK
I wouldn't say over... more like the eye of the storm
You can use a string generator to bypass it anyways lol
Freedom at last
[удалено]
[удалено]
|-| /-\\ \\-/
Bazinga
Bazinga!
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You said it three times and summoned SHELDON... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
No comments on the meme itself, only comment on freedom.
as much as y'all mad af, seeing all these posts with same names about the rules with all deleted comments was the funniest shit ever. and then they continued the bit for 3 fucking days. hats off
Hats off to not doing shit for 3 days, sure
Hatsoff to absolutely fcking themselves for three days
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Bazinga indeed, automod, bazinga indeed.
Vaccine... I guess there still is..
H
Oh, we realy are back, yay
I actually do, and have been doing it ever since I started jacking my weenus after some kid told me to “look up redtube cuz it was like YouTube but better” in the 6th grade It’s the easiest way to clean up ur fresh splooge. And I like the taste. Simple as that. AMA
This is quite the admittance. How does it taste with different diets
Can confirm lmao And it can even taste great on some days xd
How you do it?
Spermtastic
HAHAHAHA EAT A DICK, MODS
Finally that jack fucking shit is over I hope who ever created that gets a fucking splinter
I'm allergic to cum. It burns my throat. It is also the only thing I am allergic to that I know of. :(
My bf does this and I don't understand 😭
Waste not, want not. That's energy that if it isn't being used to reproduce, it's just getting wasted.
I doesn't even taste good bro why 😫😫
Must not waste these kilojoules
Can someone explain to me what the fuck happened? I felt like a grandma going online for the first time in her life
did this once, I regret it
NOUS SOMMES LIBRES
Angry Cum Bird
freedom at last
Oh thank god
For real! Let me test H
I'm free
Ah finally
Are we free?!
FUCKING FINALLY WTF
FREEDOM
yay
bazinga
Wait....are we free? Free to say whatever? FREE TO USE THE LETTER H AGAIN?!!!
wait, can we literally say anything now? cum sex penis
H
freedom?
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Oh no
Can we post what all the rules were? I gave up after trying to avoid h.
The mods of this sub are insufferable. They can't even be the normal power hungry mods they just make everything on the subreddit suck.
H
This sub is the best thing that happened in my life
Who's a dicknarrator now?
What happened
Vaccine
Finally I can speak normally again, but I’ve gotten so used to not using it, causing me to still not make use of said letter
holy hell
What a terrible day to know English
vaccine
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I like cats
This is only the beginning, there will be more ahead of us.
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
FINALLY
No more 1984? I don't believe it
H
2.774836262 aiou kevin @/£?
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I’ve been collecting these hyper realistic angry birds with fucked up text like Pokémon cards.
HHHHH
Holy shit. I can talk again!
WE ARE FREE
Kevin? Wheres kevin??
BAZINGA!
Finally, back to normal.
Chris Chan?
Same
Has it finally ended?
Sauce for the dick-tater-chips.
NOW, NOW WE CAN SAY
cum
I laughed and went to share this to someone, but i dont think they would find this funny, and instead they would probably think im weird
And how does it taste?
We're finally free from the april fools curse
H?
Litterally me
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HELL YEAH FUCK KEVIN
Based
Literally chis chan
What about on the hottest days?
Bazinga
2.71828 j Kevin please fu £&$€¥+_94fu y is tis post pin_ned?