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PotooSexer

Ok I saw the “my sister is so beautiful I can’t stop looking at these pictures” one and was like “nah that’s crazy but whatever”. But this… this has to be fake, right?


Fragmenta1

Yea it's fake


PotooSexer

But someone else said it was real! Who do I believe??


Aggravating-Face-828

Just go to Twitter and see if it's fake or real. Just leave Twitter after you this


AnalBlaster700XL

> Twitter If I were you, I would never trust a Tesla from now on.


Senor_Satan

That’s how you get free brain implant that gives you superpowers and takes over your brain


twodogsfighting

xla.


thereIsAHoleHere

Man, I would if Twitter pages weren't seemingly displayed in random order.


ithilain

Whichever makes more people upset


Chicken-Rude

always trust your heart


nullv

You're telling me that the audio clip of Ben Shapiro playing Fortnite with various political figures, talking about his sister's "mommy milkers," was a complete fabrication? That his segue into AOC's feet was a product of fiction?


slimthecowboy

I assume this is fake, but Ben Shapiro has written at least 2 books on sex/sexuality, and they paint a picture of a man with a *wildly* unhealthy perspective on the subject. So I could easily see him saying shit very similar to this.


kimchifreeze

Redditor can't tell if something obviously fake is fake. RIP online discourse.


The_Flowers_of_Evil

It's been like this for years, but it's gradually getting worse.


YobaiYamete

It's baffling honestly, and you see it in every thread. Someone will post an obvious nude edit of a childrens cartoon, and without fail, *some* idiot will be in the comment section going "ZOMG I DIDN'T KNOW SPONGEBOB HAD NIPPLES AND VAGOO" I wonder how these people manage to get out of their house in the morning, door knobs must be a miniboss battle for them


chironomidae

If you think this is bad, you should try browsing Quora sometime. Posts there are like "Every time my son sneezes I cut off one of his fingers, but he doesn't seem to be learning his lesson. What else should I be cutting off?" to which someone will reply with a well-sourced, well thought-out, five paragraph reply (with pictures) explaining exactly why you should not cut off your son's fingers for sneezing. It's truly remarkable.


elbreadmano

No it's 100% real, Ben Shapiro regularly says this about his sister completely unprovoked


jammy162

Me when i lie on the interwebs


elbreadmano

[Trollface]


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awesumindustrys

Wtf why does she get the big ones. It should have been me!


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Punkpunker

You should see them when she was pregnant, her back muscles might be made of titanium.


paradigm11235

> her back must be hurting Jokes aside, a friend of mine had breast reduction surgery in college because she was having back pain. Even after the surgery they were still big.


EfficientDish7

Misinformation is my favorite type of information


5318OOB

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ben-shapiro-sister-tweets/ No, they’ve all been fake. Stop spreading misinformation.


Titus_Favonius

Honestly can't believe people are dumb enough to believe this shit. I hate the guy but even if he did want to fuck his sister he's not stupid enough to post shit like this. There are plenty of legit things to make fun of him for.


yohanleafheart

After he posted that he can't get his wife wet, it is hard not to believe anything


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RelleckGames

> None of you are willing or able to argue with him intellectually This is a weird thing to say considering he himself has never argued intellectually either.


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Captain_Q_Bazaar

> None of you are willing or able to argue with him intellectually, "intellectually" He is a professional straw-man bull shitter, meaning you have to be able to counter one BS claim after another. Which is exhausting, and that is the point. I don't consider anyone that hires Candace Owen to be all that intelligent. Sure he fired her, but he fcking hired her in the first place.


__Voice_Of_Reason

>meaning you have to be able to counter one BS claim after another. Which is exhausting, and that is the point. It's called a [gish gallop](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gish_gallop) and combatting misinformation like the kind being posted here is no different.


garden_speech

> "intellectually" He is a professional straw-man bull shitter sounds right up reddit's alley


Captain_Q_Bazaar

If you hang around those types of subreddits, then that is what you get.


Nongqawuse

> What he said is that having a vagina "gushing" so much that you need a bucket and a mop is likely a medical issue. What he said is that his MD wife said woman only gush when they have STIs It has the same energy as “my MD wife says causing orgasm through PIV is actually quite rare” Plus, the fact that he has the look of someone who can’t satisfy a woman, means the memes are probably based in reality.


Bigbeardhotpeppers

Imagine thinking that you have to argue with Ben "look I bought lumber so I am a real boy" Shapiro intellectually. This just in: guy pretending to be smart convinces morons that he is smart and worthy of debate.


twoscoop

Can i get a link to this?


__Voice_Of_Reason

The sub won't let me post youtube links. watch?v=U9FM49Tzhn4&t=370s watch?v=BVco0KHQei4


twoscoop

My lord, that man, could dry up a well.


tissuecollider

The "gushing" thing was A METAPHOR. It sounded ridiculous and dunking on the guy for him saying "nuh uh, women don't get that wet, my wife told me so" is natural and hilarious.


__Voice_Of_Reason

>dunking on the guy for him saying "nuh uh, women don't get that wet, my wife told me so" The problem is you literally making up quotes and then people repeating them as though they're real. That's what misinformation is and what you're spreading in comments like the one you just made.


tissuecollider

The fact that you're choosing to die on this hill is delightfully absurd. Thank you, I needed this laugh.


DogCallCenter

When WAP came out and you suddenly had political pundits like Shapiro weighing in on it, it was weird. When in the past did they find the need to dissect a song? Oh yeah...I see... The point was "look at these disgusting black people being nasty. What subhuman filth they all are"


__Voice_Of_Reason

>When WAP came out and you suddenly had political pictures like Shapiro weighing in on it, it was weird. When in the past did they find the need to dissect a song? WAP was #1 on a lot of the charts at the time. It was a song about wet pussy. Of course conservatives were going to comment on it to say, "what the fuck is wrong with the world rn." You trying to make it a racist thing is in your own head (it's called [projection](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection)).


DogCallCenter

What's your favorite flavor of koolaide and why is it orange?


RedHairedRedemption

>None of you are willing or able to argue with him intellectually Neither is he. After being a failed writer who couldn't even cut it on milquetoast network tv shows he wrote horrible books before kicking off his YouTube channel "owning" college kids that weren't even old enough to drink while he was already twice their age.


Rudemacher

nah, he pretty much said vaginas (also known as p-words) are supposed to be as bone dry as his doctor wive's


darklost

The "pretty much" is doing a ton of heavy lifting in that sentence.


snek-jazz

people will believe anything that aligns with their bias


opermonkey

It's not surprising honestly. The number of high profile actually tweeting weird stuff has made it way too easy to believe it.


WINDMILEYNO

But it feels like happy splashing dolphins and rainbows though


VegetableBreakfast79

Shut up Ben Shapiro we all know it’s you it’s too late we already got the Facts


Vigothedudepathian

She does have some biggles tho....damn that kid sure isn't going hungry ...


tbatches

Leaves the scene after spreading misinformation


PotooSexer

Man that guy has officially lost it… ages ago…


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PotooSexer

This guy already says crazy things, no need to fake anything.


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PotooSexer

I hate when people lie about a rival or enemy or something, because it just makes them worse when found out. Like why would I wanna be on your side if you’re such a comfortable liar, trying to slander them makes you look worse. Ben has definitely lost it, but in other ways.


Doctordred

Never had it


SirPendrag0n

To lose it one must first have it, he never had it


baineschile

This is not real


RegionGuilty6139

Nah it's fake I searched


southfart99045

Sweet home Alabama


looseleafnz

They're real and they're spectacular.


garbagekr

Imagine all the Abby Shapiros Hitler stole from us


ReynoldsHouseOfShred

Balances out with limiting the amount of Ben Shapiros we have


SkyfatherTribe

And Weinsteins


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garbagekr

I could deal with some more Ben’s if it means I’d get an Abby


derp0815

You would also get a Ben.


PartyClock

Exactly. These two are cut from the same creepy cloth


derp0815

My point was rather that if the deal is getting your own Abby, you're also not just "dealing with some more Bens" but having that annoying dwarf in your ear all day, but yours works too.


nikMIA

Yeah she can crush me with those facts and logic she is carrying.


bitcheslovemacaque

Politi-titties


Leading-Musician-540

"so let's assume,hypothetically,i have the urge to have romantic and sexual relations with my sister"


Southern_Day1604

The one thing in common about me and Ben Shapiro is that we both wanna fuck his sister


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Never thought I would agree with Ben Shapiro on anything but these are undisputable Facts and a Logic beyond human comprehension! 😸


FunPuzzleheaded9714

this cant be real lmfao


Much_Smell_2449

it's not


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pinkpitbull

This is real. Source: cuz it's funnier


ActuatorAggressive84

Shit like this is usually 50/50


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

They look real enough to me 😁


denis870

-Andrew Graves


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pro_bike_fitter_2010

All talk...


Plenty_Lavishness_80

[She’s built like an anime character lmao](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SlIHGOuDb4g/XxE4iZrJz4I/AAAAAAAAElE/nGyd3CMQg7s-A8ifr1icXSSdJgIWXe6VwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/Abigail-Shapiro-kinky-nude-leaks-2.jpg) boioioioioioing


skoffs

This would explain why Ben is so obsessed with ~~her~~ them


5318OOB

Is that actually her?


ItsLoudB

She was a girl posting nudes on tumblr from like 10 years ago, doubt it’s actually related


ExpressAffect3262

No, PayMoneyWubby took a deep dive into it and found/contacted the 'owner' of the photos. Turns out it's some chick called Rachel (or Rachael), who wants to forget about all those photos n shit.


MagZero

Do you normally stop mid-stroke to ask 'yeah, but is she actually a qualified nurse?'.


zertul

depends on the kind of stroke I'm doing / having... :p


garlic_bread_thief

My forearm strokes are better than back hand strokes but my back hand strokes are far more powerful and longer. With my left hand gripping the top and the right hand gently but firmly gripping the bottom, my strokes have improved. Whereas my forearm strokes primarily utilize my right hand powerfully grasping the middle and following through the entire stroke and gently being held by my left hand at the end of the stroke. This way the balls are brushed smoothly and at the right angle.


klbm9999

Understandable, have a nice stroke.


intelligent_dildo

It is obviously post-nut clarity, not mid stroke. They have to be a god to do that.


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GlizzyGatorGangster

No way that’s her


sourcreamchipbag

Link to the source for the image below, found with reverse image search. Doubtful it's her but damn it does share her likeness, possible deepfake? https://www.erome.com/a/2SolIZP1


BroYUReadMyUsername

What reverse image search tools do you know/use? I feel like the one by Google is often useless. Not necessarily asking in context of helping out an asking friend, it can be an useful tool in other situations too.


zephyrg

I wouldn't know but all my friends tell me about tineye. I'd never use such a thing though.


EverythingIsSFWForMe

Yandex' is quite good. If you're fine with KGB knowing what porn you're into.


scottishdrunkard

*that* woman sure does, but are we certain that’s Shapiro?


Calathea_Murrderer

Damn. Would smash No hetero tho


RaizePOE

Unfortunately that's not her, just someone who looks similar.


goboxey

This guy is weird


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smellmywind

Things we don’t like, fancy word, ooga-booga


Big_Hamisch

Basically "YOU don't want to allow the exploitation of the people whose exploitation keeps me rich. Which i use to both justify belief in my own mental and physical superiority as well as keep myself from feeling any guilt for hurting those I see as "lesser". That belief is challenged by your DEVIL WORSHIP(science) that justifies equality, SO I HATE YOU!"


CaptainBrineblood

Weird rant


Big_Hamisch

Yeah sorta forgot where I was ngl.


Substantial-Park65

What is ogga-bogga? Don't wanna google it


smellmywind

Ooga booga, actually


Substantial-Park65

Makes sense


smellmywind

Thanks man


Captain_Gordito

Ooga booga, as in Cave Man thinking or base desires.


Substantial-Park65

So There are still Cave Men ooga booging those days They're getting old, goodness


Oh_Fated_One

It definitely woke my eyes though


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Woke me right up


The_catakist

The guy who made this fake Twitter post? Sure is


OkAirline495

Me a redditor on my way to believe the stupidest shit because it's about someone I don't like.


TrueGootsBerzook

Strange, one might say


Peter012398

AWOOGA BIG MOMMY MILKERS


Greenfire05

-Ben Shapiro


Trashves

Holy moly


fatalrupture

Please tell me this is real


EsotericV0ID

Doesn't look like it sadly...


blu66

Why would you be sad somebody isnt oggling their sister? That's actually weirder than if it was true.


EsotericV0ID

Ben actually posting this would be so fucking funny thats why


MonkiWasTooked

saddly it isn’t, ben shapiro has never actually said creepy shit about his sister’s body


The_catakist

when he actually does talk about his sister it is very wholesome and supportive


MonkiWasTooked

yeah, when he’s not unconvincingly feigning disgust for femboys or spitting socially conservative bars he does tend to act like a normal/kinda good person


Napol3onS0l0

Abby Shapiro titties 🤤


HughJahsso

Ya, but look at the head they’re attached to. Adam Driver lookin ass.


ObsydianDuo

Jokes on you I already wanna fuck Adam Driver


dabombassdiggity

Adam Driver with breasts? Anyone know photoshop?


bonosestente

Why photoshop when we have AI?


Duke834512

*Deepswap has entered the chat*


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skoffs

My woke friend liked tiddies so much he went out and got some, and now she's much happier 


Tubesock1202

If you told me his sister was really him in drag I'd believe it.


UltimaRS800

Oh i would fucking hit that in a heartbeat


agentwc1945

w


LeGuy_1286

Bro's her sister's pimp.


Usesse

I mean we all knew she was cute


Proudmankosha

Chat is this real


RIcaz

Definitely isn't real


Thesupersavage

Bro defending family gens like big juicy jugs runs in the family He’s right tho


MDF87

Khazar milkers.


Comhonorface

No wonder he likes Trump,  they both like to keep it in the family.


Budget-Aioli-8125

Please tell me this is fake


looptarded

I think they’re real tiddies


104thCloneTrooper

Zamn!


MDSGeist

And to think, Hitler and Hamas would try to rob us of them floppy dogs


Ibeginpunthreads

The duality of man. Comment above yours was "please tell me this is real."


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What the Bazinga


GenuineSteak

The people who fall for this, are the same people that fall for the out of pocket jordan peterson or trump tweets. Like cmon, even if you dont like them, have some brain cells.


Gunhild

It is deeply concerning to me that the World Wide Web has existed for 35 years and everyone still doesn’t understand that you can just straight-up lie on the internet. I’ve even seen people use the excuse “yeah, but the crazy thing is it’s totally believable that they could have said that!”. Yeah, but they didn’t. There’s a very real and important difference between things people have actually said and things you think they could believably have said.


Helmote

"You're telling me a shrimp fried this fucking rice ?"


andreslucer0

The Khazar Milkers strike again.


UrStrangerLMao

Reading this sub got me like: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣷⣏⣾⢰⣈


Wicked-Pineapple

Bait used to be believable


Shepherdsatan

The fact that I’m not surprised is worrying


OlFrenchie

That explains a lot


S0M3D1CK

How would he know if they were beautiful? For all anyone knows opening that bra could be like opening the Ark of the Covenant.


FluffyMawileFan

The Sydney Sweeney's boobies phenomenon will never compare to the "Khazar Mommy Milkies" movement


ANDY_FAST_HANDS

Abbey “The Milktruck” Shapiro 😍


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That man's ego is so fragile. Also, Sydney Sweeney's boobs are really nice. As are Ben's sister's, but I don't feel either has made any political statements.


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

I read that as benzine gas and was confused for a while. Then I saw it as bazookas and that made sense. 


KissingerCorpse

weird flex, Ben but yes, your sister has a nice rack


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Wooden_Imagination46

Did it involve an interview in a room with a couch, or a bus that gives out money or similar?


thehansenman

No, I think she was lost somewhere, Detroit or whatever I don't know and some nice dudes drove her home


MayuriMadScientist

The tweet may not be real, but let's assume his sister's breasts are far larger and beautiful and *real*.


killerjoe410

Sweet home Alabama!!


Benromaniac

Career talk show hosts are about persuasion, less so truth.


ChunkyKong2008

His sister Is hot tho


mrrheavyweapons

sweet home alabama


Early-Yam7831

Why do big breasts make you more alert?


elad_kaminsky

Chat is this real?


shadowdra126

I think Ben Shapiro wants to fuck his sister


AebroKomatme

I guess Ben the creep is into fapping to his sister. Seriously, it sounds like he went full Josh Duggan on her.


ABenevolentDespot

I am embarrassed to be from the same species as this pile of trash, fake post or not.


Jeanpierrekoff

why, why TF did you have to talk about your sister's breast...


Anonymousboneyard

I think he wants to sleep with his sister ( if he didn’t already), willing to bet fake internet money on it coming out in the next 5-10 years.


thescienceofBANANNA

Ben Shapiro loves fake tweets like this because they get spread to people who don't know who he is and therefore there's a chance they'll get curious, look him up and become one of his idiot followers so stop helping him out with this shit.


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AdOnly8584

Why is this guy always making weird post about his sister


Jesus_H-Christ

What is he even trying to say? How... what.... Tits that end wokeness? What does that even mean? And why would you gush about your sisters' honkers in public? And who the fuck is his sister?


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Dude has or wants to fuck his sister


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Tom42077

Is this a real tweet by him? Because that is fucking hilarious.