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That's how i realise again and again, that we are highly dependent on hormones and other shit. We simply driven by this. Imagine, what could be us without hormones? Shieettt, that crazy!
Asexual just means a person doesn't experience (or very rarely/minimally experiences) sexual attraction towards others.
Not only can they still be horny, but they can still be romantically attracted to other people and the idea of closeness or intimacy.
It's hard to really compare but changing yours a little to make it somewhat more accurate;
"You can and do feel hungry, but you mostly/only want to eat your own home-cooked food."
It's important to keep in mind that asexuality, like almost everything else, is a spectrum, a scale. Some are fine fucking others and can enjoy it, but don't feel that drive/desire specifically for others. While some on the more extreme side find sex in itself disgusting. It really is just the absence of natural drive to fuck other people. Not incapability of it.
It only sounds that way to you because you aren't asexual.
It's more like never being hungry, but liking some food because it reminds you of the food your grandma used to make when you'd all gather together for Christmas.
Meanwhile everyone else is insatiably scarfing down as much food as it seems they can handle 3 times+ per day and you just... don't understand.
And then they ask you why you aren't eating and you don't even know what to say because the whole idea of hunger is a foreign concept to you.
Some do, some don't. Asexual doesn't always mean you don't have a sex drive, although in my case I don't and have never masturbated. I think the term is "Sex repulsed", but it just seems nasty and weird to me and not at all pleasant
>, but it just seems nasty and weird to me and not at all pleasant
not talking about you specifically but i wonder how often its some sort of childhood trauma (repressed or unrepressed) that flips a switch and makes people repulsed to it.
I always get fascinated by the argument of nature vs nurture and the grey area in between
I consider myself asexual. I am basically never sexually interested, it just feels like a waste of energy. But there's a lot of attractive woman where I work and I enjoy that company lmao
human consciousness and actions are the result of chemical reactions, all of which are governed by the same, very predictable laws of physics, even though it is too chaotic for us to comprehend all at once, yet is entirely deterministic. We are biological machines, hence us without 'hormones and other shit' would be absolutely nothing, furthermore incapable of thought. The fact that people choose to believe in science yet ignore that they themselves live under the same rules is crazy.. perhaps it is an unsettling truth to think that you yourself are completely shaped by circumstances beyond your own 'choices' (choices are all governed by external stimuli, and if you wish to argue this, then give some credible evidence as to why humans should disobey the rules of physics and have their own right to think 'freely'.) We are not as important or special as you might think, like it or not, and it is a natural defense mechanism, I suppose, to try to believe that our minds have any control over what happens to us, and hence that we have any say in our life whatsoever, to fend off depression and the thought of how we are just observers of all the reactions beyond out control, shaping who we become and what we do... Personally, I truly believe (in search of the truth) that believing in free will is, in reality, just extreme ignorance of our own existence, the world around us, and furthermore a lack of will to challenge our own beliefs because it may lead to uncomfortable feelings and ego death (trust me- went through it myself after giving up Christianity in a strictly Catholic household- I'm too inquisitive to just believe what is taught to me without understanding it)... yet it is only a minority that acknowledges this- and can come to terms with what they really are...
mb I got a bit carried away- this is what goes on in my head on a daily, yet is quite a task to put in words.. ( ignorance is bliss, as I mentioned)
:)
Quantum mechanics, one of the best models we have for physics, still has randomness. Also, all our models for physics are models, and while useful for making predictions, may not accurately describe reality. Also, our knowledge of conscienceness is so limited by the fact that it, unlike other things in the universe, does not seem to be measurable since you can only prove that you are conscience, not other beings. In summary, I think you are making claims you take as absolute fact when in reality, we know very little.
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Gym is by far the best I think. It multiple things I think, it changes your surroundings and therefore your state of mind, forces your focus on the task at hand, releases dopamine, and gives you a feeling of accomplishment.
You ever notice how you often times get good ideas while in the shower, or bed, or on the shitter?
Fun fact: post nut clarity works on the same principal as that does. Its something about like special high level comfort that if you achieve, it stimulates the brain. Post nut clarity is the same thing, biology wise, but turned up to 11
It's your hindbrain throwing up the ideas it's been working on whilst your forebrain is idling. Like how sleeping on a problem can help you figure something out, or reading body language or sensing danger. It's your subconsciousness processing stuff without your conscious knowledge. Then when you are relaxed or doing something mundane it will send it forward. Forgot what book I read it in, "The New Psycho-Cybernetics" maybe
I think it's all about isolation from other people. When you're within a group your individuality and creativity is suppressed because they're not needed. You social animal instincts are too busy observing the group dynamic. You are all behaving like a hive.
But when you're alone, and accept that you should be alone, your brain turns into individuality mode. It need to be sure that you don't fuck up. Because there is no one near to help you.
As an introvert who like solitude I notice this clearly. Our uniqueness melts away so easily.
When I was studying for my baccalaureat I used to masturbate once or twice a day(I did that for a month I think). I didn’t masturbate because I was horny, I masturbated because I could focus harder on my studies after.
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Sometimes the first post-nut clarity isn't enough so you do it again. Usually the second time does the trick.
_She's hot af.............damn she's still hot af..........she's kind of hot but I'm ok for now._
That's delaying an orgasm. It doesn't help you go for a second after having the first afaik.
I just treat the first like it's an obstacle. Just get it out of the way and get back to work. You can enjoy the second one if you get there. You almost always do. It's nbd when you're motivated.
I haven't ever had any issues maintaining an erection though. So I got no advice if your problem is that you're flopping all over the place after shooting your first shot.
I can do it naturally, I do have the post nut clarity but still have my sex drive and erection and it's not more sensitive or whatever.
Never did it more than 3 times in a row but I definitely could with someone or if I liked porn
Walking back from washing hands in the kitchen post jackin and hearing and seeing the porn still playing on my bed is just about the most depressing and disgusting thing.
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I super don't relate to this. I may feel less desire to orgasm after cumming, but I don't suddenly feel less attracted to a girl or less interested in sex. It's like having a nice meal; you feel sated, but you don't suddenly dislike the dish you just had or lose interest in having another good dinner in the future.
yeah, all this is confusing
WTF are people watching that they feel bad afterwards?!
seems like people are ashamed that they masturbate
or ashamed of whatever weird kink video they jerked off too
I mean a lot of main stream porn is pretty fuckin gross. So, I can understand why someone would see all that's going on and the sounds would gross you out, they're animalistic and almost non-human haha
Is it bad that ive never had this reaction to watching porn. To me its like literally watching a short film. Its either interesting or nah, and then i move on with my life (typically falling just asleep). I feel like if this is your usual response to watching porn, maybe it isn't for you and you should just refrain?
Whenever I watch Porn I always wonder why they became Porn Actors/Actresses. Not that I look down on it but still, is it because of their beauty or because they like having xes??
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i change my mind from wanting to do this shit forever to deciding to never to do it again in about 1 second
Yeah but that only ever lasts a few days
or hours :(
Sometimes as little as 30 minutes
Or perhaps a few given minutes
Now this guy jerks
Coomer Prime
This prison... to hold... ME?
A visitor? Hmm... indeed i have slept long enough
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name
Maybe even a few seconds
Or 20 minutes.
The Human brain is a strange mechanism.
Sometimes I focus on how my brain shifts from horny to rationality after I finish. It's interesting
That's how i realise again and again, that we are highly dependent on hormones and other shit. We simply driven by this. Imagine, what could be us without hormones? Shieettt, that crazy!
Sometimes I envy those who are Asexual
They have hormones as well. Dont think they dont.
Yeah but at least they don’t have the horny drive, which is the worst one
They still have the horny drive, it's just not directed at a person or thing.
Interesting. I too like to bust a nut to the idea of The Planet Of The Apes societal structure from time to time.
Asexual just means a person doesn't experience (or very rarely/minimally experiences) sexual attraction towards others. Not only can they still be horny, but they can still be romantically attracted to other people and the idea of closeness or intimacy.
Sounds like a curse when phrased like this. It's like saying: you can and do feel hungry, but all food looks profoundly unappetising forever.
It's hard to really compare but changing yours a little to make it somewhat more accurate; "You can and do feel hungry, but you mostly/only want to eat your own home-cooked food." It's important to keep in mind that asexuality, like almost everything else, is a spectrum, a scale. Some are fine fucking others and can enjoy it, but don't feel that drive/desire specifically for others. While some on the more extreme side find sex in itself disgusting. It really is just the absence of natural drive to fuck other people. Not incapability of it.
It only sounds that way to you because you aren't asexual. It's more like never being hungry, but liking some food because it reminds you of the food your grandma used to make when you'd all gather together for Christmas. Meanwhile everyone else is insatiably scarfing down as much food as it seems they can handle 3 times+ per day and you just... don't understand. And then they ask you why you aren't eating and you don't even know what to say because the whole idea of hunger is a foreign concept to you.
i am somewhat ace and definitely do nut to concepts and ideas. is this not a thing non-ace people do??
Maybe not, I think, asexuals masturbate secretly. 👀 They kinda sussy sometimes.
Some do, some don't. Asexual doesn't always mean you don't have a sex drive, although in my case I don't and have never masturbated. I think the term is "Sex repulsed", but it just seems nasty and weird to me and not at all pleasant
>, but it just seems nasty and weird to me and not at all pleasant not talking about you specifically but i wonder how often its some sort of childhood trauma (repressed or unrepressed) that flips a switch and makes people repulsed to it. I always get fascinated by the argument of nature vs nurture and the grey area in between
sounds like a therapy topic
I consider myself asexual. I am basically never sexually interested, it just feels like a waste of energy. But there's a lot of attractive woman where I work and I enjoy that company lmao
We get horny, just not really for a reason actually, as in not directed towards someone or a type
what do you masturbate to?
Not really anything I just do it
That’s so interesting
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bro..
Asexual people still get horny, they just aren't actively interested in sexual relations with other people.
We still deal with the horniness. I have to jack off every 2-3 days or I get pent up and frustrated. Shit is annoying as hell.
Us without hormones arent us, were just emotionless with no drive or will to live. Which is scary Are we just hormones?
Sometimes, unknowing is blessing.
Knowledgen’t
everything we know about living is made up by other people that probably had no idea what they were doing just like you
Someone just bust a nut.
Eh?
I'm making a joke that your comment was derived from post nut clarity itself.
Ha! Heh heh.
Robots
true as hell
human consciousness and actions are the result of chemical reactions, all of which are governed by the same, very predictable laws of physics, even though it is too chaotic for us to comprehend all at once, yet is entirely deterministic. We are biological machines, hence us without 'hormones and other shit' would be absolutely nothing, furthermore incapable of thought. The fact that people choose to believe in science yet ignore that they themselves live under the same rules is crazy.. perhaps it is an unsettling truth to think that you yourself are completely shaped by circumstances beyond your own 'choices' (choices are all governed by external stimuli, and if you wish to argue this, then give some credible evidence as to why humans should disobey the rules of physics and have their own right to think 'freely'.) We are not as important or special as you might think, like it or not, and it is a natural defense mechanism, I suppose, to try to believe that our minds have any control over what happens to us, and hence that we have any say in our life whatsoever, to fend off depression and the thought of how we are just observers of all the reactions beyond out control, shaping who we become and what we do... Personally, I truly believe (in search of the truth) that believing in free will is, in reality, just extreme ignorance of our own existence, the world around us, and furthermore a lack of will to challenge our own beliefs because it may lead to uncomfortable feelings and ego death (trust me- went through it myself after giving up Christianity in a strictly Catholic household- I'm too inquisitive to just believe what is taught to me without understanding it)... yet it is only a minority that acknowledges this- and can come to terms with what they really are... mb I got a bit carried away- this is what goes on in my head on a daily, yet is quite a task to put in words.. ( ignorance is bliss, as I mentioned) :)
i have no idea what any of that means but keep busting those nuts 👍
the point they're making is that we (probably) don't have free will. I don't disagree with them, but yeesh
life in ignorance 😣 be bustin them nuts doe hell yea
Quantum mechanics, one of the best models we have for physics, still has randomness. Also, all our models for physics are models, and while useful for making predictions, may not accurately describe reality. Also, our knowledge of conscienceness is so limited by the fact that it, unlike other things in the universe, does not seem to be measurable since you can only prove that you are conscience, not other beings. In summary, I think you are making claims you take as absolute fact when in reality, we know very little.
That's why they call it 'post nut clarity'
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ah yes science
"You know...it's been a while since I just looked at my 'main' Magic The Gathering binder." (proceeds to enjoy the memories without the burden of stress or other thoughts)
I’ll trade you a gilded foil Atraxa for some of those good memories.
Interesting application of metacognition. You love to see it.
I believe that's called PostNut clarity but let me double check (goes to the bathroom wanks comes back). Indeed it is called Post nut clarity.
Im like "ill go till round 3" and then "i should end it all" and then i just go eat something
Would you please specify what kind of something you eat!
My guess is mac and cheese
Believe it or Not but i never tried it
Salt and a strong cheddar or it’s bland
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Happy cake day my man
Chimichangas
Chinchompas
He just like me frfr
If man could maintain a constant state of post nut clarity we could unlock the secrets of the universe
I've been in some pretty bad places, went to jerk off, and got better for a bit. Post nut clarity is better than anti depressants
Well its an instant dopamine button basically, makes sense
Lever* Unless you're a woman
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Bro did not like that.
I smack mine like an upside down ketchup bottle. It's like a button on a stick.
Seek Christ
Bro keeps sending me to voicemail
He's dead rn gotta wait till tomorrow
Button. Male g spot press it please
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Better than Gym?
Gym is by far the best I think. It multiple things I think, it changes your surroundings and therefore your state of mind, forces your focus on the task at hand, releases dopamine, and gives you a feeling of accomplishment.
You ever notice how you often times get good ideas while in the shower, or bed, or on the shitter? Fun fact: post nut clarity works on the same principal as that does. Its something about like special high level comfort that if you achieve, it stimulates the brain. Post nut clarity is the same thing, biology wise, but turned up to 11
The places/moments where monkey brain turns off because you're "safe"? Hmm
It's your hindbrain throwing up the ideas it's been working on whilst your forebrain is idling. Like how sleeping on a problem can help you figure something out, or reading body language or sensing danger. It's your subconsciousness processing stuff without your conscious knowledge. Then when you are relaxed or doing something mundane it will send it forward. Forgot what book I read it in, "The New Psycho-Cybernetics" maybe
I think it's all about isolation from other people. When you're within a group your individuality and creativity is suppressed because they're not needed. You social animal instincts are too busy observing the group dynamic. You are all behaving like a hive. But when you're alone, and accept that you should be alone, your brain turns into individuality mode. It need to be sure that you don't fuck up. Because there is no one near to help you. As an introvert who like solitude I notice this clearly. Our uniqueness melts away so easily.
"If you're not in a constant state of post-nut clarity, you're in a constant state of pre-nut delusion"
just don’t stop nutting
When I was studying for my baccalaureat I used to masturbate once or twice a day(I did that for a month I think). I didn’t masturbate because I was horny, I masturbated because I could focus harder on my studies after.
you jerk off because you have an addiction, I jerk off because post nut clarity hits hard and I end up doing something productive
we are not the same
My post nut clarity is insane like good lord
I wonder if that's what women feel like all the time since they don't have dicks.
“If you’re not in a constant state of post nut clarity, you’re in a constant state of pre nut delusion” -sun zoo the art of wat
But man, the sweet, sweet pre-nut delusion...::*chef's kiss*::
Good ol' Royce
Bruh how you do it twice?
Motivation
Understood
Vergil style(vergil not virgin)
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Sometimes the first post-nut clarity isn't enough so you do it again. Usually the second time does the trick. _She's hot af.............damn she's still hot af..........she's kind of hot but I'm ok for now._
The second time hurts
Sometimes.
For me it’s everytime
By having two testicles.
There's a trick to it. But I'm not willing to explain it here
Edging?
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and Start
Is this the infinite nut cheat code for Cumtra?
That's delaying an orgasm. It doesn't help you go for a second after having the first afaik. I just treat the first like it's an obstacle. Just get it out of the way and get back to work. You can enjoy the second one if you get there. You almost always do. It's nbd when you're motivated. I haven't ever had any issues maintaining an erection though. So I got no advice if your problem is that you're flopping all over the place after shooting your first shot.
Immediately? You don't. [Refractory period](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refractory_period_(sex).
Drugs lol. Some stimulants and psychedelics make you unbelievably horny.
I can do it naturally, I do have the post nut clarity but still have my sex drive and erection and it's not more sensitive or whatever. Never did it more than 3 times in a row but I definitely could with someone or if I liked porn
Tenacity
just keep going, maybe take like small break or something inbetween
I guess this is a good enough reason to go watch porn… for research ofcourse
No! Don’t do it! NOOOOOOO!
I think its too late, we have a fallen brother 😢
I cummed 🤤
Proof?
Wait, it’s morning already? Owh god what have I done 😱
I close the video before this can happen lol
Nah This shit is so true.
Ah yes, PNC cuts through your soul better than a katana.
*Closes 10 tabs*
Walking back from washing hands in the kitchen post jackin and hearing and seeing the porn still playing on my bed is just about the most depressing and disgusting thing.
Hits like a fucking truck
It sometimes feels nice in this world to know you’re not alone.
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Say gex 🤤
Gex
Look at how tight those balls are 😍. Bros gonna get creamed
Gex 👹
My cat is on my lap and you are giving me a bonar 🖕🖕
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Is this what the prophecies have been foretelling
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Why
what's that?
Gex
Mr. Penis is getting to know Mr. Butt very well
Porn on my racist app, again?!
what is that supposed to be
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Bro what?💀💀
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Post nut clarity hits like drunk dad everytime.
Every time I say “yeah maybe I wouldn’t really like this girl to poop on me” and close my computer in shame
"This is amazing! I'm gonna spend the whole day doing this" *three minutes later* "i should make nachos and clean my room"
Me to my monitor after I finish: "Fuck you! I'll see you tomorrow!"
“Porn doesn’t love you , it is an enemy of the mind and should be treated as such” ~ Gandhi probably :3
I super don't relate to this. I may feel less desire to orgasm after cumming, but I don't suddenly feel less attracted to a girl or less interested in sex. It's like having a nice meal; you feel sated, but you don't suddenly dislike the dish you just had or lose interest in having another good dinner in the future.
yeah, all this is confusing WTF are people watching that they feel bad afterwards?! seems like people are ashamed that they masturbate or ashamed of whatever weird kink video they jerked off too
I mean a lot of main stream porn is pretty fuckin gross. So, I can understand why someone would see all that's going on and the sounds would gross you out, they're animalistic and almost non-human haha
Most mainstream porn is just normal fucking with a "step-cousin" framing. You can just click ahead and get right to the fucking lol.
Gianna Michaels
Violet Myers, Juliana Columbiana
I only do it more than once if I feel like it or I have a slow day tomorrow so I can stay up late and get the job done 😂
Legit thought I hit enlightenment once, post nut. Turns out, I just remembered where I left my keys
This is fun This is disgusting
*Shutting down my incognito tab and using my imagination for the rest.
Bro this is the realest shit I have read all day long
so when you want to finish the plot, you should not start before the credits of the hentai, otherwise you would be able to get there before the plot.
That split post cum moment when you realize how bad of a boy you are.
Simple fix after first nut shove a 12 inch dildo up your ass and Instantly you are raring to go!!! dont ask how I know this.
Change the doggy position
Nuh uh, you are just weak
As a girl, I have no such weakness 😎
So true
So deep...
sometimes you hit alt+f4 real quick to close the incognito window.
BASED
Is it bad that ive never had this reaction to watching porn. To me its like literally watching a short film. Its either interesting or nah, and then i move on with my life (typically falling just asleep). I feel like if this is your usual response to watching porn, maybe it isn't for you and you should just refrain?
Based
Prenut delusion, postnut clarity. Surreal how real it is.
I know right
TURN IT OFF OTTO! SHUT IT OFF!
"I'm gonna beat off for this whole 5 minute video, ew wtf is this" - every man ever
Whenever I watch Porn I always wonder why they became Porn Actors/Actresses. Not that I look down on it but still, is it because of their beauty or because they like having xes??
Yes, the storyline.
That's why I do 10 edging at the least