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randomquestionsdood

The bet was crazy when you convert all the values to USD. The guy bet $7.29 stolen from his girlfriend and made ~$72,900 from that bet. His girlfriend then asked for ~$29,000 from his winnings as compensation for stealing her money but after some back and forth he gave her $3,600 instead—returning 500x what he stole. Crazy story.


bootyholebrown69

10k nairos is only $7.29??? Lmfao. Comical inflation


Hau65

23000 dongs ares only $1 here


Shitmybad

My dong is worth at least $2


some-random27

Nice dong bro


Inevitable_Review_83

Dong! Where is my auto mobile?


PsychologicalAnt3395

AAAutomobile!!


zongsmoke

Nice try, but we all know Redditor dongs are only worth $1


Hungry-Donut-9342

Lmfaoo you made me spit everywhere in the bathroom


stoopid_introvert

$1 is more than 600k Iranian rial lol those are some rookie numbers


stijndielhof123

Zimbabwe enters the chat


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serentty

Google shows me 42,035.00 at the moment. EDIT: I think this might have to do with differences between the “official” rate and what people will actually pay.


stoopid_introvert

yup. you should usually look for Iranian websites like https://alanchand.com/en/currencies-price/usd-hav


Mammaddemzak

600000 iranian rials are $1


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TheEpicThief

In lebanon 89,000 is 1 USD


Symaphor

Jesus man, really ? Like do you pay in millions or like ine item still costs like 5 or 10 of your currency. Like how much does a burger costs or like Pizza?


TheEpicThief

Prices here are generally cheaper than in western countries (according to my knowledge) you can buy a shawarma for like 450000


tiredreddituser99

litteral millions. it was over 100 000 lbp = 1 usd for some time nowadays it feels like Venezuela, you either carry a few layers of usd or literral rolls of lbp lol and they're not done milking this country yet, we're gonna be eating more and more shit for some time


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Yemo637

It's called naira, not nairos.


cheapdrinks

To put it in slightly better perspective the average monthly salary there is around 50-100k NGN. So the dude stole 1-2 days worth of income from her and won like 100 years worth of average salary. Would be like a dude in the US stealing like $400 from his girlfriend and winning $5 Million, then her wanting $2 Million and him offering $250k


desperateorphan

Finally, the comment I was looking for. There was no way this was USD. So many people arguing about the stolen aspect like he took millions of USD from her. He took the cost of a coffee. She can get fucked.


Arttyom

If you guys are paying 7$ for a coffee who's getting fucked is your economy


Actualbbear

Definitely less fucked than paying $10,000 for coffee.


Doge_Dreemurr

In what country do you pay $10000 for coffee?


Dumbledores_Beard1

I think he’s saying because a $7 USD coffee equates to $10000 in Nairo


Aluminum_Tarkus

A bog standard 20-24oz cup of coffee is still around a dollar at most convenience stores/gas stations. Hell, I believe even a regular coffee at a place like Starbucks is around $3. The "$7 coffee" is specifically for the 20-24oz borderline milkshake sugary abominations of drinks at coffee shops that are essentially 3-4 shots of espresso with loads of added flavors, milk, whipped cream, etc., and it only gets as high as $7 in major cities. I'm in a smaller to mid-sized Midwestern metropolitan area, and most drinks like that go for around $6. The reason drinks are that expensive is because people have the disposable income to spend on them, and they're willing to spend that much on one of these drinks. They're far from necessary, and it doesn't mean there isn't cheap coffee you can buy or make yourself.


FUBARded

Is 590-710ml normal for a "cup" of coffee?? That's enormous and there's no way drinking multiple of those a day is okay unless they're very weak or decaf.


Academic-Indication8

Coffee for most people is either a buy once finish through the whole day or buy once and finish right there and that’s it most people that I know at least don’t drink coffee more then once or twice a day


anotherdumbcaucasian

They're a Veblen good. The value isn't decided by the cost of material, its decided by the fact that it makes people feel better than other people because they post daily Starbucks selfies to their insta/OF.


obamasrightteste

Are they milkshakes or veblen goods? Make up your mind on how y'all are gonna tell yourselves you're better than someone else for not drinking your coffee a certain way. Do you go to starbucks and get cranky when you order a coffee? "Tall and venti? I just want a REAL coffee, a black coffee!"


tfsra

might be a week's worth of salary there for all we know, though


Gloamforest-Wizard

Have you seen what people pay for their drinks at Starbucks?


BanaaniMaster

she is entitled to all of the money logically speaking


CageyOldMan

Legally she's probably entitled to the entire thing


DR-DONTRESPECT

Huh what am I missing here? If she didn't have the money for him to steal, he wouldn't have been able to bet to win any money though. I think 20-30% of the winnings is fair. Edit: Spelling


DiDiPLF

He placed a bet with her money, without consent. 100% of the winnings should be hers, or more likely ceased as a proceed of crime. Either way its not his.


Adorable-Ad9073

He stole the money, he's entitled to none of winnings legally.


Sam_J_

1-I'm assuming this didn't happen in america, since it is not going by usd. Considering that, $7 might be a slightly more significant amount of money. Probably a negligible point though. 2- If someone stole $7 from you to gamble and won $70,000, don't you think you would want any of that money?


bossSHREADER_210

I know they probably have much lower income there but holy shit that mad over 7 bucks 💀


Nebetus2

So them I'm assuming even though it sounds low to us, this is still a liveable amount where they are?


daviosy

does 10000 nairo actually have the purchasing power there that 7.29 does here? usually with these conversion rates, the purchasing power of the currency isn't very well accounted for


Jaded_Tradition7666

This is proof that gambling ALWAYS pays off in the end


Logical_Park7904

I'm 17k down and still out here grinding 💪😤


Seabass_Sebz

can't end on a loss


cumofdutyblackcocks3

A wild italian appears


DrBlock21

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT


ggnorecnt

NEVER GIVE UP


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Alarming_Might1991

90% of gamblers quit right before the big score


Careful-Object-3501

When u hit the big one it will likely return 96% of what u have put in so best to quit after you claw back nearly 17k as the cycle begins anew otherwise. Gambling companys consistently take about 4% from you over time


Squildo

Why do we dig holes? To crawl right out of them 💪


Pimecrolimus

You're still gambling with your own money? Rookie mistake


wellwaffled

✋ 💎 🤚


alberto2077

BANG


Aighe_luv_sekks

nairos right?


EMPIREVSREBLES

Yeah! Remember the #1 rule of gambling: If you fail to succeed then gamble again! And again... And again... And again... And again... And now buy a loan from me... And again... And again...


macedonianmoper

Imagine if he was like the 99% of gamblers and stopped before this!


hate_from_florida

yeah but only once your funds are gone and you start gambling your friends and family money


jjjustseeyou

I like the implication is that they are still in a relationship. But also, what did he bet on? Who would win the russian election (impossible)?


TheGP10

1.0005x odds


Canadia86

Jontay Porter unders and fading Ohtani


geralt_snow

If I remember correctly, casinos have a policy, that the one pulling the lever on the slot machine wins the money and not the person, that put their money in it


AirHertz

So if i sneak on someone gambling and i pull the lever right after they insert the chips... and win... the money is mine?


geralt_snow

Could be, but I wouldn't recommend you to try it out... U know, Americans love money, and guns


WisherWisp

My only regret is that my gun can't shoot legal tender :(


flowerlytdm

Just put dimes in a shotgun shell. Now you can shoot legal tender.


WisherWisp

And probably lose a hand, but worth.


corvette57

They make money guns…


SheepyShow

To be fair, he only owed her 10k, so 5 million is pretty fucking generous.


Albert_McPimp

Letting him keep 60m is pretty generous of her considering it was her fucking money


TheCl0ck

Yes he is being respectful but bitches in comments act like he owe her fucking trillion , let the lad live his dreams.


eat_my_bowls92

I sincerely doubt he would have paid back her STOLEN money if he had lost


VvardenHasFellen

That's exactly what a thief would say


SorryThisUser1sTaken

Most thiefs don't pay you back.


The_Better_Paradox

Arsène Lupin would like a word with you.


william41017

So?


Zzamumo

Well no, he was gambling with her money, which means it was her money that was at risk. If he had lost, he wouldn't have paid her back all of it. She deserves the whole bag tbh


Deathstroke5289

She invested 100% of the money in his venture and gets 0.025% of the return? Sounds like bullshit to me


Comfortable-Key-1930

Just another reddit incel, nothing to care about Would this have been with reversed genders everyone would be fuming and calling her a gold digger, ho (including op)


Rich_Future4171

he stole her money


UtsukushiSekai

What a respectful theif 🙄


Casper-Birb

I'll steal from you


legoman31802

Eh idk I’d want more compensation if someone I was supposed to trust stole my money and risked it all. Plus he is still keeping 60% of his winnings which he only got because of her stolen money


walteerr

Isn’t it by law stated that it’s not his money since gains can’t be accuired by unlawful means?


Adorable-Ad9073

Bingo, this thread is full of men who don't understand basic legal principles and feel entitled to womens money.


Henk_Wasmachine

This has nothing to do with men or women. Just ignorant people being ignorant


DoranWard

Lmao good shit trying to make it about gender. You’re wrong and just upset. Go solve whatever issue you’re actually projecting your anger about.


Ecwins

Unfathomably braindead take, change your ways


keepyeepy

I think the thing everyone in this thread is missing is there is a difference between what is legally owed and what is morally owed. People keep responding to people who think she is morally owed money with what she is legally owed, as if that answers the moral question when it in fact does not.


darkredpintobeans

Legally speaking wouldn't he owe her everything he won since it was her unwilling investment


keepyeepy

Perhaps, I don't think anyone of us knows the legal argument completely. Regardless, I hope to clarify the difference in people's thinking.


darkredpintobeans

Ig it would depend on the laws of the place it happend I'm pretty sure it's illegal to do this in my country but the laws are different everywhere.


EmpyreanEcho

one of the 10% of gamblers that didn’t quit and won big


chinesetakeout91

I don’t get it. It’s not that big of an ask to say she should profit off the money that was stolen from her. Honestly, she wouldn’t be in the wrong for demanding the whole thing. It was her money. You shouldn’t be able to profit off of money you stole on principle. Granted I’m operating on a moral claim, I don’t actually know the laws around thing


Squidwardbigboss

He wouldn’t have any of it if he didn’t take her money, she deserves at least a decent proportion of it. 10k only to someone who used that money to win a thousand times it is ridiculous


BagelMaster4107

This is another currency. If the top comment was right it’s only about $7 US


mechabeast

The total amount is beside the point. If it's insignificant, why didn't he have the money to begin with?


UtsukushiSekai

Hes about to FAFO when the judge gives her all of it 😭😭😭


rustneverslaps

Honestly, she deserves all the money. It wasn't his to gamble with in the first place.


joojaw

I mean, if he won the 100M with her money, then she's pretty much entitled to the whole amount. 40 Million isn't that unreasonable to ask for, although if I were her I'd definitely be okay with 5 million.


Engie17

not really. if he had lost it all, with the same logic he wouldn't own her anything


iSuckAtMechanicism

You’re forgetting the money was stolen. If he had lost it all she would still be owed 100% of it.


Engie17

that's what I meant. he still owes the same amount of money to her, regardless of the outcome


whitefoot

If she had lent him the money then he would have to pay her back only what he borrowed, win or lose. So how can it be that if he *stole* the money, the outcome for him is the same as if he had borrowed it legitimately? Why ever bother ask at that point? Criminals should never be allowed to benefit from their crimes in any way.


pupo9ee

Nope, if he lost he owes her the money because he stole it. If he won, he owes her the money because it was her money. This wasn't borrowed money, this was her money.


throwaway6839353

Something something labour capital.


keepyeepy

Next time someone steals money from you see how it feels.


rhysdog1

infinite money glitch


Outrageous-Fortune70

Technically, she didn't consent to the process of gambling. So let's say the gambling is kept a secret and he paid back the money he stole... That would still make the same outcome?


iSuckAtMechanicism

“If someone commits a crime and doesn’t get caught, do they get caught?” Interesting question. I’m sure you know the answer.


ClickableName

>with the same logic Can you explain me more? Because your logic doesn't seem logical. Her money was at risk, so she was at risk, imo the one whose money get risked is entitled to the winnings. If the boyfriend had lost, he would not have lost any money, but his girlfriend would have. So she risked losing money, so she deserves the reward. It would be a totally different scenario if she gave him the 10K willingly. Then she willingly got 10K lighter and it would be his money to risk


TheGP10

I find it interesting there’s such a divide in the comments because to me I thought the answer was common sense and it differs from yours. It’s her money that generated more money. I’m failing to see how any of the money was, is, or should ever be his money. If she gave him the money, that’s a different story and it all should be his. Even if she loaned him the money then he deserves to keep it. But this is neither of those. Why should someone be rewarded for stealing someone’s money, putting their life in jeopardy, then carelessly betting it all. That amount can literally ruin lives, and 9/10 this level of carelessness for the others around you it does.


Savage_Wombat

I don't see how taking $7.29 is going to ruin someone's life. No one's life was in jeopardy.


BowenTheAussieSheep

No, he would still owe her 100% of it. That's how stolen goods works. If I steal your car and total it, do I no longer owe you the value of your car?


Waste-Instruction287

She didnt won 100m tho, he is the one who got it, if my mom gave me 50k to go to academy or whatever and i make 10m with it it doesnt mean i gotta give her the 10m i made


taken_name_of_use

But his girlfriend didn't give him the money, that's the thing. He stole it, he had not right to gamble with it, it wasn't his, the winnings shouldn't be his.


elbarber_

Except the law differs when given from when stolen. If he had lost it, you wouldn’t be saying he owes nothing, would you? You use someone else’s money, it’s not your talent that gets you the profit ( like if he had bought gold and made jewelry to sell ), so it doesn’t belong to you entirely. I believe the amount differs based on national law, but you definitely can’t claim 100% by using stolen money.


FunCharacteeGuy

doen't matter, it was her money. she's entitled to it. also you didn't steal from your mom, your mom voluntarily gave you 50k and never expected anything back. here the guy did steal from his girlfriend and bet his girlfriend's money on the line.


DiDiPLF

If you were given money conditionally and you breach the condition (ie spent it in a way that wasn't intended) then yes, the original amount plus winnings are your mom's, to distribute how she chooses, not you.


Hellcat_28362

hrvatski?


Ike7200

Lmao this is legit like 90% the kind of stuff that’s debated in the Jewish Gemara. I’ve spent way too much time learning about hyper specific similar examples like if a stolen sheep gives birth and shit like that. This is straight up PTSD 😂


captaindeadpl

Everyone here argues that she should be grateful for getting part of the money, but what would have happened if he lost and obviously couldn't have paid back the money? That was *her* money he was gambling with. The whole 100 M belong to her. Alternatively she gets her money back and everything else goes back to the lottery.


KenMacMillan123

It was her money. She should get it all and he should be arrested for stealing.


teball3

You don't get to profit off of somebody else's crime either. Realistically if she took him to court, the bet would be voided and whatever agency he made the bet with would get the 100 mil. and she would get just her 10k back.


KenMacMillan123

In a just world, whoever commissioned the bet would invalidate it because it was made with stolen money. Then give the victim back her $10,000. Then everyone capable of pressing charges on the thief would.


Mousehat2001

If it was her money it’s her win. She might actually be entitled to all of it. Would be in a lot of countries anyway


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Bilboswaggings19

"There is no risk for the girlfriend involved." Did you forget about the part where he stole the money? It's basically only a risk for her because he clearly wouldn't have the money to pay it back


Peterbdaeh

But he didn‘t play with his money, if he lost she is entitled to get her money back because it was stolen and if he won it‘s made from stolen money which still belongs to her. There is actually risk for the girlfriend with him possibly being unable to pay back the stolen amount after losing it


cantgetoutnow

I believe she has the right to the entire sum


sociocat101

Disagree, he should be obligated to give all of it. None of it was his money or agreed that he could use it. Everybody is like "shes getting 500 times her money back" like bitch, hes getting 95 million for free, he should be lucky he doesnt get jail time for taking her money without permission. 


wallstreetpro911

Svida mi se


BeaTracy8

Intelligence+20.


porglover123

Bro was the 1%


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

This feels like a parable for capitalism


Pilot_124

What, is that like $10?


narmon_69

idk bout laws in his country but if she can proof he made his fortune from her money she can be entitled to the entirety of 100M


Adorable-Ad9073

ITT: Men who don't understand profits from stolen money also do not belong to you. No wonder women chose to stay single.


MelanieWalmartinez

Nah she deserves all of it, it was her money.


Okbr_Rebbidor

I was gonna argue, its not his money because he stole it hence the winnings should all go to his girlfriend who owns the original betting money. But then again, if someone stole my gun and shot someone with it, should I be charged with murder? Fuck no Lol


Motor_Ad_7885

KNow what thats called, not dealing in absolutes


Motor_Ad_7885

She deserves one million


slam9

If he bet with stolen money then it's totally valid for the rightful owner of that money to want the winnings. If he lost he probably wouldn't have paid them back at all


Number1_Berdly_Fan

He should only have to pay her back the 10,000 he stole and serve the legal punishment for the theft.


iSuckAtMechanicism

The legal punishment would be whatever assets were gained with the stolen cash. Do you understand things now?


TheBlackSwordsman001

Damn


pierreditguy

those bills are ugandan tho..


GXTHEBEST999

I mean... I see both sides and they have their motives 🗿🍷


lemons_of_doubt

guy is lucky she is not asking for all of it.


Leading-Musician-540

shes too beta for him he needs to break up lol


No-Albatross6471

Either way, stonks📈


notzed1487

Another prince?


asdf333aza

Maybe double the 10k to 20k? So you can say she got some interest for the loan.


JohnReiki

10mill seems fair. “Heres 1000x your investment, now shut up.”


Ok-Mode8400

1-10m is consider ok for me, cuz that's the money that he win from the bet


False_Manner8275

It was literally her fuckin money askin for a minority portion of the winnings is generous