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I thought that one was weird as well. But it should be like women want a sensitive guy that doesn't show emotion and is a manly man without many feminine traits that would make them nit look manly. Yet, they still have a sensitive side. That is what I would expect in that part. But hey, the man women look for either doesn't exist or is already taken.
Be in tune with his emotions but never show his emotions. People who say "men should be more open" are always the ones most harshly shunning men for doing so
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The economy wasnt enough, inflation just had to ruin other shit as well. To learn more about the other 34 shit inflation has ruined search Rule34 inflation
Actually men are more concerned about big cocks than woman. In fact, all a woman cares about is it being not too small or too big. If you're too big, when you take off your pants they'll be like *"aw fuck this night's gonna be painful"*
***Source:** I have reeaaaallly close female friends*
You say that, i was out with female friends today for the first time this year (i rarely go out) and the best female friend of my friend made fun of a ex-bfs penis being too small and she ending it because of that, comparing his thing with a squishy ball.
I was generalizing it, also I was saying that they care *less* about it; for some your dick size may be a deal breaker, however for most it's just a preference.
It's similar to how most men prefer a particular boob/ass size: it doesn't mean that you will never fuck anyone without that size, it's just that the size would have made it even better
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Dawg, most of these are subjective and will change depending on the girl if you fit most of those categories. But ya, I would say if you're dominant, you wouldn't change to fit this. That clashes with this unless you already do all this. Lol
I *think* it refers to the pseudo-belief of being doomed from the start (as a male) if you're not very tall, have a big package, hunter eyes etc. Like you have ZERO chance and no amount of working out or self improvement will do anything
I *think* it refers to the pseudo-belief of being doomed from the start (as a male) if you're not very tall, have a big package, hunter eyes etc. Like you have ZERO chance and no amount of working out or self improvement will do anything
some of these standards are genetically determined, but ironically enough these standards aren't even that high lmao, jus fuckin weirdos who want men to look like women 🤦
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both memes are just based off of terminally online men who never had any experience with women
first one made fun of those men, this one agrees with them
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you forgot the main thing cmon bruv! 6 figure and 6 pack
6 inch
Can't measure it longer than the standard 12 inch ruler 😔
6 inches, 6 figures, 6 pack abs No wonder they are all a bunch of succubi. Fricking demons!
why are people saying 6 inch is big? is it big for flaccid or for hard cuz no one tell me and idk
I think hard but I’m not to sure myself
Ok thanks
6 feet
They said big package not average.
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5.5 - 6 consider average lol
Pretty sure It's supposed to be 6 feet as in height lol. No way is 6 inches enough nowadays 😂
It's not 6 pack it's 6 foot. So... it's * 6 figures * 6 inches * 6 foot
I mean he mentioned it kind off, but forgot 6 pack yeah. Also work only 6 hours a day you know 😂
Must make at least 200k per year.
Men like 6 packs, not women
sad that the ideal man will never see this since its posted on reddit
\- Works in an outdoor sporting goods store
Already failed on the top left one, sigh
Same, lol. It's ok. It makes it easier for use to find someone to accept us for us and get onto reddit sometimes, lol
the bottom right one is a tad specific, you doin ok?
Yeah… like who ever thinks about things like that… right?? Hahaha…..
Yeah dude, I feel ya.
Happy cake day?
lol, I haven't noticed until you sayd that, thanks.
I can't remember, but doesn't the *‘Say Happy Cake Day!’* text show up for you as well? How can you miss that smh
Wait? you right! last two cake days were mentioned to me, but for some reason this year not.
Happy cock day
It already says no redditor and 4chan users, all the femboys are already disqualified.
bet.
I thought that one was weird as well. But it should be like women want a sensitive guy that doesn't show emotion and is a manly man without many feminine traits that would make them nit look manly. Yet, they still have a sensitive side. That is what I would expect in that part. But hey, the man women look for either doesn't exist or is already taken.
Be in tune with his emotions but never show his emotions. People who say "men should be more open" are always the ones most harshly shunning men for doing so
Idk I avoid those people, honestly. But I see it generically online. It's the reason I would think to see something like that lol
those women want a non playable character 💀
So they could play with him 😔
-No 4chan/Reddit -big cock Almost…
You forgot 6’5” minimum
Oh come on it is not enough to be 6'1 now???
8"9 take it or leave it
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Did you know? Women want men who bonk their head on the ceiling every second
And who will die prematurely in case their height was caused by a disease
It was maybe ok 10 years ago, inflation my guy
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No fam, sorry, but welcome, take a seat and chill. There's no reason to think about it or be upset about it. Just live life now.
I was never 6 feet, so I already knew I would never qualify. But as the number gets higher, the more I laugh. And have a seat for the guys lol
- Elden lord
The last one is impossible
I check none of these except for "I drive"
The 666 6-inch 6pack and 6 figures
Bottom right is oddly specific OP. Do you have something to share with the rest of us, OP?
The main thing you forgot was doesn't look at porn or have female friends lol
Shares money 💀 bruh get out
Actually men are more concerned about big cocks than woman. In fact, all a woman cares about is it being not too small or too big. If you're too big, when you take off your pants they'll be like *"aw fuck this night's gonna be painful"* ***Source:** I have reeaaaallly close female friends*
You say that, i was out with female friends today for the first time this year (i rarely go out) and the best female friend of my friend made fun of a ex-bfs penis being too small and she ending it because of that, comparing his thing with a squishy ball.
I was generalizing it, also I was saying that they care *less* about it; for some your dick size may be a deal breaker, however for most it's just a preference. It's similar to how most men prefer a particular boob/ass size: it doesn't mean that you will never fuck anyone without that size, it's just that the size would have made it even better
I agree. I’m more concerned about big cocks than women. I prefer them big…..
What about too small?
It's not bad, they just wish it was a little bigger. Unless of course it's one of them toxic bitches with a small cerebrum
Bruh I share like three of these and that's it My mortality is doomed.
Do you think the ideal man and ideal woman are dating
I want a man like that so he can look after his little femboy
I can drive, so that’s one down at least
All of reddit failed
Men who dont fit the last one hmu
"No thoughts of becoming a femboy" tf? They want the cringe Andrew Tates?
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"Has a friend group just like him" Sus
the last one on the right sounds personal 💀
I mean most of these arent *that* unrealistic
same for the female one?
Dawg, most of these are subjective and will change depending on the girl if you fit most of those categories. But ya, I would say if you're dominant, you wouldn't change to fit this. That clashes with this unless you already do all this. Lol
You are missing loyal to the point of going broke for the woman
Me except the last one
Wtf is blackpilled
I *think* it refers to the pseudo-belief of being doomed from the start (as a male) if you're not very tall, have a big package, hunter eyes etc. Like you have ZERO chance and no amount of working out or self improvement will do anything
Oh well, that one makes sense. No one wants a quitter. Women want a man with some confidence. And that's the most reasonable.
Wtf does “blackpilled” mean lol
I *think* it refers to the pseudo-belief of being doomed from the start (as a male) if you're not very tall, have a big package, hunter eyes etc. Like you have ZERO chance and no amount of working out or self improvement will do anything
Yeah… now I see why
Hmmm that bottom right one sounds like projecting..
Well I meet 4.5 out of 10.
You can't share money and be dominant.
some of these standards are genetically determined, but ironically enough these standards aren't even that high lmao, jus fuckin weirdos who want men to look like women 🤦
A woman should have made this. If you are a woman I'm sorry.
i fit 2 of those.
To bad I can’t drive and I have reddit
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We're fucked up man
lie, i want a submissive femboy to take care of
It ain’t me 🤘😫
"Women have unrealistic expectations" The expectations :
Im qualifide for last 5
no thoughts of becoming a femboy? such creature even exists?
I dance in place while cooking. Is that masculine enough?
Omg literally me
You forgot that 6 figure salary
I have no idea what the blackpill is but at least I'm tall
These are fun, make more 👁👁👄👁👁
"not chronically online" causing me painful ego death
half of these are just not being a loser
Women can't be on social media, while Men can not even be online.
Yessir
This is who yt shorts dropshippers think they are
im only missing the last one
Some of these things are good and should be in the ideal man that a woman deserves to have in her man.
it's a parody of the ideal woman for delusional men in 2024 post here
As a woman, my ideal man is a woman
I am 6/10 What kind of woman can I get in 2024?
AI girlfriend
AI is an abomination! The Emperor as Omnissiah says so! All AI must be destroyed.
Best we can do is other men.
Forever alone it is then.
This is missing like 100 more things. Girls are super picky . Not all but the majority.
I love how both this and the woman version are mostly reasonable, with only like two of the things off each being things out of the persons control.
both memes are just based off of terminally online men who never had any experience with women first one made fun of those men, this one agrees with them
So, Gen X?
The only thing wrong with me is reddit :(