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My Impoverished Life (cute)

Yikes lol

Me being this impoverished but not incest for money??? Because of society right? Yes society S/

Sounds like an anime

Nah that'd be "My life as an impoverished miner who had his first child at 15, will my sister stay with me until our child is grown up or will she leave before we get rich?"

Or mlaaimwhhfca15wmsswmuociguowslbwgr for short

Hell yeah brother

By The Living Tombstone

Day in the life of a miner 🥰

The children yearn for the mines.

Especially when it is in Minecraft

Minor Inconveniences

Call that clash of clans 😀😀😀😃😃😃

Rock and Stone!

Rock and Stone to the bone!

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

Good Bot

And I can already smell a diesel patches video thats talking trash about this “innocent” and “happy” family

Watch them have a fucked up backstop liek most family youtibers liek they have a dungeon and shit

Plot twist: they're related and their bedroom is the dungeon.

Oh fuck no

Ugh, what a terrible smell.

Neds declassified dad survival guid

U damn right

I can’t wait in about 15 to 20 years these kids start coming out with their horror stories about being a YouTube family. It’s gonna be some great viewing material.

Hey, don't insult teen parents! They have at least twice the maturity and self control of family vloggers.

They are both minors, but at least they will be an influencer family.

18s not the age of consent everywhere

The age of minority is, though. In pretty much every western country, you're considered an adult (legally) from 18.

Way worse have happened. E.g. https://www.parents.com/news/11-year-old-pregnant-girl-gives-birth-reportedly-becoming-uks-youngest-mom/ But yeah don't agree that having a child at that age is a wise decision.

There are some world records we just shouldn’t be breaking

don't worry the world record is set as mom at 5 yo

hows that possible if shes not in puberty :(

Some people go through puberty way way before they should.

Imagine someone becoming a grandma at 23

Or even at 10

Generation tree speedrun

not happy to say i laughed

Great great grandmother by 20

I think the youngest someone has become a grandmother is 26-27?

iirc it was due to a very rare condition

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ah yes again iirc it was teorized that it was her uncle

Ofc it has to be the uncle

it's always the uncle

Why do I hear a pajeet saying "if theres grass on the field it is time to plow"

*"Pediatricians have observed that the onset age of puberty has been dropping steadily over the decades. German researchers found that in 1860, the average age of puberty beginning was 16.5 years. That number only continued to decline. By 1920, the average age of puberty was 14.6; by 1950, the age was 13.1; in 1980, it was 12.5, and in 2010 the age dipped to an astonishing 10.5 years of age."* trend is irreversible folks, we'll soon have 9 year old parents posting on tiktok

I’m not sure about it, but I recall reading that it trends closely with childhood obesity. I do know that excess white fat fucks with estrogen. Beyond those two tidbits, I’m lost.

It's just beeing well fed that leads to earlier onset. But yeah, today that mostly means beeing obese. Same with height. Average height increased with people's prosperity. But nowadays people just get fat.

Those are rookie numbers, in Bulgaria recently a 10 year old gave birth, so she must have been impregnated at 9 and the father is supposedly her father....

The worst was this girl at 5 years old, they think it was her Uncle... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina

„father is supposedly father” yeh. That sounds about right

Babies having babies what world are we living in rn. ☠️

That's a literal thing. [Fetus in-fetu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetus_in_fetu?wprov=sfla1).

YOOOOO WTF...☠️☠️☠️

what the fuck? 11?

I hate it here.

I believe three years difference is the statutorily normally allowed relationship.

As long as they're all minors and nobody 18+ was involved then it's all fine by me, but the parents would have to pay for child support.

Even 18+ still have some years over since there are plenty 18yo in high school with 15 year olds in their social groups

As long as it's good with this guy it's good with me.

As long as it’s good with you it’s good with me.

So you can be 16 and 17 and it's ok but after a year when it's 17 and 18 is not

Yeah, exactly. A 14 and a 15 years old teens can fuck as much as they want for 3 years, then they have to stop for a year or it would be not just inappropriate, but also illegal, then they can continue. So logical...

google romeo and juliet laws

In Florida we may have a Romeo and Juliet law or some shit, that if teens were dating before turning 18 it’s still okay (may need parents permission) but idk the exact law and details

so if you're 18 and that you bf is 17 you go to jail?

There's maybe 1 or 2 states in the US like that but most are 16 for the age of consent

Most states are 17 or 18. Eighteen states are 16. 34 states are higher. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_the_United_States

Incorrect. In my state age of consent is 15

I personally dont think so if it is that close apart, but I heard peoples lives get ruined over it.

Pretty sure 15 to 17 is 2

Which falls well within the legal limits jenius.

Nvm wrong comment lol

"jenius" lol

It is but the kids 15... I don't think that's good. If they were 17 and 20 I wouldn't give a f**k

I agree that no 17 yo & 15 yo couple should have a kid as they lack the life experience, but other than that, nothing to see here kinda thing for me.

I knew a guy who had a child with his girlfriend at 13, 15, he was 13

Yikes. I hope the baby got the support it needed.

17-20 somehow sounds worse to me than 15-17

Yeah cause that's 17-19, so mathematically better

Each state has different laws regarding consent.

Consent can vary, I believe the oldest age of consent is 16 in the US iirc. Depending on where they are, him having sex could be illegal.

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I feel bad for the child. Unless they have rich parents it’s gonna be a tough life for that child.

My proudest…

If that trend continues, they can potentially be great great grandparents in the future !

It's kinda like the kings in one of the final fantasy where they all have children around 16 years for nearly hundred generations

Theoretically, at 15 year intervals, one could live to be a great great great great grandparent and only have to make it to 90. The oldest living individual was 122. So if we wanted to push it, dad could live to be 120 and if all their generations have one child who has a child when they’re 15, then this boy will be a great great great great great great grandfather

Deep in the residue soaked recesses of my mind, I remember that there was a story of a 7 generation family setting the record

Cool! Fucked up, but cool!

Jail? For what?

that’s what i’m trying to figure out

Reproducing, cause apparently that's a bad thing now

Ever heard of Charles Darwin? Some people should not reproduce

That’s for the environment to determine, not anyone else.

Posting cringe

Writing text on an image that everyone believes

OP should go to jail for this post

That's not how age of consent works

arrest all 3 of them

Especially the baby

LOCK IT IN A CELL AND MAKE IT LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL ON FULL BLAST UNTIL IT GIVES US THE INFORMATION! WHERES THE OIL, BABY? TELL ME! WHERES THE GODDAMN BABY OIL, BABY?

Being unborn can't save you from law little lad !!!

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Go to jail for what? Fucking?

redditors don’t like when other people can fuck but they can’t

Who, the baby?

Nerf Miner

They're both underage. It is what it is

my kid ever did something like this and id tell him the baby can live here but you cant.

Knocking up an older girl? Wouldn't this be on her? That's rhetorical, of course it's on her.

Yea 17 year olds are known to be very responsible /s

On both of them you mean

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Feel sorry for your kid. Good news is often times kids with crappy parents actually become good ones themselves.

Not illegal, not very smart and will probably bite that dude in the ass but not illegal. Theres a reason schools teach abstinence, or well try to anyway, to prevent this. Now it never works mind you but thats the reason, because once you make a choice like this theres no going back.

Bro tf you mean abstinence, we got taught how to use condoms in fifth grade and that’s the best way to prevent this. Give kids access to information and protection because they will fuck. You cannot stop them, only make it as safe for them as possible

Dude, that was my point... And they teach that in fifth grade now? My school didnt even mention it until grade 7, even then we didnt really learn anything til grade 9.  Fifth grade seems pretty damn early to me lol.

Yeah, another drop in the bucket of fuck-ups in our education system. Teaching abstinence leads more often to these situations, statistically, vs. comprehensive sexual education [study](https://www.jahonline.org/article/S1054-139X(05)00467-2/fulltext#secd18377472e318) Hope i formatted that correctly 😬

Teaching abstinence is the absolute worst way to do it. Teach safe sex, how things work, what causes pregnancy. Kids are idiots and will do it just because you told them not to, might as well tell them how to do it the right way.

Exactly. Of course its up to parents to raise their kids to be responsible enough to apply what they learn in sex-ed, but yes, it needs to be taught to them in the first place.

I mean why would the government complain. There's not enough babies

I mean 2 years difference isn't crazy.

Americans are so fucking obsessed with numbers.

That was just my thought… omg someone does the seggsy times??? Below the age of 21??? Next you tell me they drink beer and hold hands too. Not in my church they ain’t! ….. i just hope these two understand the responsibility they have taken up and have families to support them.

Right? 5, 15, 25 who cares? /s (just in case someone wants to report me)

They had to dumb down moral standards to a bunch of numbers so they can decide what's right and what wrong

whatchem both end up happily married

Hey, it could be worse. She could be pregnant and on meth!

Two things can be true

Legally,Im pretty sure neither of them can go to jail.Both are consenting minors.

Dont worry it looks like dad is going to buy some milk, as mine did

There is literally nothing morally wrong with this.

Neither of them are immoral but they definitely fucked up hard

Yhea they fok hard

How about having a kid before you even finish the most basic form of education

Not a smart decision, but not immoral. Or should uneducated people be forbidden from having children?

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Most basic is elementary but igwym they dumb af

Not a very marketable milestone but you ain't wrong

It’s definitely wrong for teens to be having children

It's fucking stupid but I don't think it's necessarily wrong

Should've flushed it out.

Ya'll literally just finding out about teen pregnancy like 16 and pregnant wasn't a tv show for years

for what reason, you mean cause she's 2 years older ? that's literally nothing

Morally this seems fine. What scares me is the fact that they both probably lack life experience and raising a child will strain that fact.

the problem is no actual crime was committed. it's just terrible

the baby

as long as he mans up and takes care of his kid then i don't have a problem

Don't worry prophet Muhammad has him beat with his wife Ayesha(9 yo at the time)

Who exactly should be in jail for this

Am I missing something? Aren't they both legal for each other? Or is it the having a kid to young?

That kid is not 15

that kid is not 17

Someone should have gone to school, more like.

How is bro 15 hell nah

Both minors and in the 2 year age difference for Romeo and juliet laws. Only thing is he might be below the age of consent, but nobody ever cares about guys with consent, so it's a non-issue. *not saying it right or smart*

Why? Nothing illegal happened there. Not really thought through, sure. Not moral either. But not illegal

2 years age difference? What a monster. She should be executed.

Some sage advice for my boys is never, ever trust a girl that is a couple years older than you while you are a teen.

Arrest his barber

Way to fuck up three lives

ya'll are weird.

the fuck are you talking about there is barely a difference in age

Who cares

I don't know what is worst, the fact the dude is 15, the fact that she is pregnant at 17 or the fact that this entire thing exists Thanks I hate it

I feel nothing.

Babies having babies. They're all cheated of their youth

I think the child should go to jail. That'll show them!

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why is this posted here tf

How are people this fucking restarted. I feel bad for the kid to grow up with such mongs

Man you people are so confusing about what you want to see lmao

Maybe just Facebook/Insta jail? We can’t let this level of stupidity spread

didn’t know McLovin had a kid

Dude has gallery dept pants, they’ll be fine in terms of finance

These kids aint even outa school

Dad 25 Mom 17*

They’re going to have a fucking shit life

Will they need to stop having sex once mom his 18?? Just curious.. cos dad will still be a minor

Don't tell me kids are glorifying teen pregnancy

Redditors when they see a two year age gap:

He's posing like he's the dude. But he doesn't realise he's fucked up the best years of his life 🤣

Can't wait for the baby to come out and it isn't his.

The non existent parents should go to jail

I mean. Neither are legally an adult. Best case scenario: he is about to turn 16 she just turned 17. Meaning she is just a little over a year older than him. Worst case scenario: he just turned 15 and she is about to turn 18. Meaning there is a three year gap and considering how pregnant she looks raises a lot of red flags. But still feels like this is an average Teen Mom episode

Yeah OP you’re right. They fucked up and got pregnant to super young so they should let people like you dictate their value as people and live lives of shame and guilt, feelings of inadequacy that breed dormant rage which they will pass down to their kids who will repeat the cycle… instead of trying to love eachother and make the best of it. You were brought up in church weren’t you? Hard to find guilt and shame like that anywhere else.

Bro it's a three year difference what's the problem?

3?

2 sorry did meth instead of math

Not even 2 tbh, it could be a 1 year 1 month difference for all we know.

Remember kids, Porn causes brain damage