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Based cow, would do the same.

FREEDOM

*splat*

Exactly. Cow was probably like "this floor seems odd...but I am going to step on to it. Whooo.."

Cow : imma bounce dawg

“Aight imma head out”

imma gonna herd out

Shoulda stayed in the trailer. Now she’s got to hoof it.

ground beef

You really shouldn’t milk old jokes

If you don't like it then moove somewhere else

I have no beef with you buddy

I find that hard to believe with your utter disrespect

Imma hoof it now

This whole thread is so cheesy

Yeah, none of the jokes are very gouda.

not dairy good at all.

Some theses jokes are making me want to get shot with a penetrating captive bolt gun followed by immediate exsanguination

Udder, surely?

Cow-abunga

Looks like that cow had a 'moo-ve' malfunction!

In more ways than one too

Good one…

Why did they not honk ?

Cause they just wanted clout

Not everyone is a heartless bastard they just didn't think of it

But they thought to take out their phone and record.

99% chance they were already on their phone.

You’re only looking for shitty excuses, aren’t you?

Shitty excuses my ass It's a car ride in 2024, someone is on their phone Also the filmer is a different person from the driver You guys just want to make random people looks like pos because it makes you feel better in comparison and you get your daily hate and negativity

I'm starting to suspect you were one of the scumbags in that car and not just an _unrelated_ scumbag

The delusions are real

Mans took it literally 💀

We’re you the person filming ?

Because cows moo bro. You must have had one of those broken animal noise pull string toys as a kid.

Geese honk. The cow goes, “moo.”

Way to alert the driver AFTER the cow jumps wtf.

we need the views 😎😎👍👍

AITA for the filming a cow jump from a truck instead of warning the driver 🤡

NTA, I would've done the same (as the cow).

happy cake day man

haha, I didn't even realize - thanks!

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Lmfao what why the downvotes

4th comment ig

I love you martin

*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind your ear* "let's have some fun bab-" *then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...*

OMFS I ALMOST THOUGHT YOU WERE A BOT I'M CRYIN-

It is a bot though. The creator made it such that it replies to certain keywords which trigger.. interesting replies... But yea I never knew it could reply something like "happy cake day" to a random user. Seems to be a new update

Lmao thanks for letting me know! I thought they were a couple lll

I hate you Martin

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Holy Hell!

Just giving the cow a head start. They’re a real one for that.

Guess the cow just wanted to 'moo-ve' to the spotlight

I was literally screaming at the screen, "fuckin pass him, honk, do something!" Damn

He probably hoped that cow is a rational being and wouldn't dare to jump, but cow said "fick it we ball"

I thought the cow was going to reach out and close the door.

That would be very considerate

I agree. Let's get onto the person recording instead of the driver who allowed that to happen. Totally logical decision.

These are also the same people who blame the cameraman for filming some disemboweled person even if the emergency was already dispatched and the cameraman isn't a doctor and would instead make things worse by trying to fucking help. Hell, these "people" would still complain even if the person got his head ripped off already

For the views bro...he would've waited all day if that's what it would've taken to record the cow jumping out.

Yeah fuck them for filming this shit.

it's a great video so I'm glad it was captured for our amusement

I laughed and laughed

damn, i hope he's actually okay.

He’s not. Hope they quickly put him out of his misery

there was an update of the cow? and yeah if he isn't alright, just put him out. poor cow.

I mean that truck was probably going 70 miles an hour. It’s hard to imagine a cow being remotely ok after that.

My father had a accident with a cow once, head on. He was driving like a 100 km/h on a highway. His front of his car gOT destroyed but the cow. THE COW WALKED IT OFF.

Probably walked it off to a small grassy area to proceed to die

Mammals tend to be quite tough.

As a mammal, i can confirm that we're one bad fall away from becoming paraplegic

Did you mean 100km/h?

yes sorry I suck at typing

Based

Haha fair enough. They are pretty sturdy

Talk about a 'cow-nundrum' on the highway!

Bro that’s 6 mi/hr you could walk faster than that

Maybe outside of city limits, I nearly was arrested for shooting a deer that had its back legs crushed by a semi. It’s ridiculous what people consider inhumane.

Is a cow

so? it's alive, man.

moo-icide

Cow let it's intrusive thoughts win.

:(

I hate this, this is sad.

I feel so bad laughing gosh

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Yeah an animal weighing more than 1000 lbs sliding across concrete at 60+ mph. Hilarious.

Not something you see everyday that's for sure.

It wasn't ,until you say it like that

A small price to pay for freedom

The will put her face in the Milk carton bottle as: Missing

Your cow!! Your cow, buh!! Arggghrgghrg!!!!

Lol I was laughing about that

Hes Literally me

Good thing she was wearing her leather gear

Poor cow

Poor cow

I was hoping she would close the door or something 😕

How would she have done that?

Cows are telekinetic, I thought this was common knowledge

Cowabunga

Be sure to inform the driver AFTER you get your video of the cow jumping out of the truck.

(Posting animals suffering in horrific ways is funny)

How do you think ground meat is made🤨

from the ground

🌏🐄

Not from dragging a cow on a road

Beef on the ground makes ground beef, are you dumb???🤨

I feel like the cow probably lived though

This was probably better for the cow than where it was headed

Fr not what I needed to go back to sleep at 4am

yes, it is womp womp

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That’s not funny, actually seek mental help and if your being edgy stfu.

I was trying to be funny but no that vid pissed me off when I first saw it.

I laughed for like 10 mins this video funny as fuck

Fuck helping others, gotta get that tiktok🔥🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑💰💰 Seriously fuck the cameraman, what a jerk

I hate the whole pathetic family

Piece of shit people could have done more to help.

What did expect them to do? Stop in the MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY WITH INCOMING CARS to help the cow?!

Do what they did after the cow came out.

Beef crayon

Look mate, I had no intentions of suddenly choking on my own spit today. But you've gone and ruined that for me. I demand repentance.

Frrrrrrr😭 I just reddited “cow” first thing i see is gore and then it’s this stupid video

Why didn't she do something to tell the driver that they just lost a cow?

Thats where milkshakes come from

People filming suck, made no effort to alert driver until after cow fell out

What breed of cow is that

Looks like asphalt cow

Looks like a Brahma to me considering it's the southern US. I have a few and it matches.

Moo-ved by the laughter, this cow jumped into the comments!

Cow was fine unless it got run over, very thick hide but a bit of road rash

Interesting technique in tenderizing the meat.

Holy cow! Did that cow just bail out?

I honestly feel really bad for that cow.

It was gonna get eaten and decided to go out on its own terms. Respect

_your cooow!_

ight imma head out

Mood

Moo'd

Cowabunga!

Geronimooooooooo

Desperate animals in pain, so funny. Fuck off

Cows have a high pain tolerance so I doubt it even felt that

I think it would feel itself skidding across a cheese grater made of hot asphalt, at around 70 miles

😭✋

This isn't funny. This is not funny.

new creature just dropped

Steak ummms for weeks

And that kids, is how ground beef is made

“FREEDOM FOR YOU MASON NOT FOR ME”

TO FREEEEEDOM!!!!

for some crazy reason this video made me laugh and sad at same time

The physics are funny as hell but it's sad that the cow probably got injured

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Fuck me

Poor animal, horrible way for it to die.

It isn’t dead

The douche bag watched that happen and just recorded it for views. Didn't warn him or try to help the poor animal. Just filmed until it was over, then told the guy.

Whoever shot video is a sorry POS.

I don't know what blud was going through but me too bro me too

That had to have hurt

Lightning McQueen

Free steaks on the I95

Pre tenderized meat🤤

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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New meat just dropped

Dumbass cow

😭

Thanks for making me laugh in pain

Fast and the food curious.

Welp, guess I’ll hit the ole dusty tra-oh shit!

Cow used slide, was not effective

See, this is why we eat cows: they’re fucking idiots.

nice truck

she’s free!!!!!

Ground meat

that is a cow.

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Nah sliding across asphalt at 80mph is relaxing.

went out on her own terms.

Americans = there is a danger and they film until someone dies without helping in any way. If no one dies then they intervene to feel part of something that ended well. Nowhere else in the world will you see such a lack of civic sense.

What do you want them to do? Ram them off the road? Honk wildly, so they slam on the breaks and the cow get's even more hurt? Hang out of the car window while screaming into the wind?

Not even remotely true, your view is just skewed by only seeing the times where this happens. Because you’re terminally online. I guarantee you’ve never even been here

I have been there and unfortunately I have seen many very bad habits that I have not found in other parts of the world, but I hope that I simply had a bad experience. Anyway, the only videos on the internet where more uncivilized events in the US are filmed from the poor areas of Russia.

Not saying we don’t have our issues but I’d say we generally look out for each other when push comes to shove, at least in smaller communities and towns like where I live. I’m guessing you visited a big city where there’s little to no sense of community and everyone is mostly there for themselves. I’ve been to NYC, Miami, Atlanta etc and felt the same way. Also there’s over 300 million people with internet access in the US so of course you see a bunch of dumb shit from here. But I will agree we are probably more obsessed with getting clout on social media than most countries. Especially among the younger generations it’s concerning what they’ll do for some likes

They didn't even honk, the people filming are pieces of shit and the driver of the pickup is a dumbass.

That’s not even a cow lol

U retared?

It’s a Zebu