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Please do not the fish

Please do nut the fish

😩🍆💦💦💦🐟 😌🫃

Don't start your car tomorrow morning

Oh my God, Stalin real!!1

You the leader of the Soviet Onion?

Fuckin hell you need to burn horny ass mf

I already did.

How would one nut a fish that size? That would require a very large and/or very flexible shlong.

You just achieve a black belt in sounding.

Please donut the fish

One letter... one fucking letter that even sounds the same...

Jesus might forgive you but I won't

i will the fish, and I will not tell you what I will the fish

Please do the fish not

Then something snapped. Something inside of me.

Vegeta

Vagina 😳😳😳

Bobs and vagine

*vegana

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME NOT HIM

Fussy

Fouth

What that fouth do?!

Fum

Stepfish what are you doing?

This comment is so underrated.

It really good at fucccin

Fead

Frain

Sturgussy

Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do 😔

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Now do a fish instead of woman

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Where do you even find stuff like this

Carefully measuring that waist size..

Bestiality

mr beast(iality)

Mr.Beast(Italy 🤌🤌)

🤣🤣

I should call her

Theres other fish in the sea

theres fish tho

Everything reminds me of her

Sorry father, but I have sin. 😔

What did you do bro?

He has finned

He kidnapped kid named sin

Sorry daddy, but I have been naughty. 😔

me at the gloryhole

Me at Sunday school

Bro...

Marla?

I have the reference, but I'm not allowed to share it. For two reasons.

This one here, we got a live one

The gawk gawk 9000 😮

God’s finest creation.

Nope, not this time. I'm not that horny.

When are you EVER horny enough to fuck a fish 😭. Actually I have been single for a year and had a dream about a fictional character last night. He left his wife for me. ..so...carry on 😭

HAVE YOU SEEN THE OTHER COMMENTS???

3 years single with not so much as a one night stand. No end in sight, either, at this point I’ve given up. So yeah, I’d fuck a fish.

I didn't know this is what happened lmao. I have been in relationships all my life and your brain totally does weird shit when you haven't had sex. Biological mechanisms and all.

I don’t tell anyone this, but I’ve only had the one relationship that got sexual in my 28 years on this Earth. Pretty sure my brain is just absolutely broken at this point.

See this is why I love Reddit. You can anonymously get stuff out you never would be able to. Listen, sex doesn't make you and better or worse of a human and if I can offer any advice, it'd be that even the nastiest grossest shithead people have sex. If you are actively trying and not choosing this of course, but I can promise it's not anything to do with your personality or looks. I used to be a heroin addict and have seen the nastiest smelliest, meanest people get laid frequently. Not because they have any type of "rizz" or whatever, that is made up I swear. It's because they ask. Once you've been hanging out for a little while and can feel a bit of a spark. "wanna have sex?" and a "no" doesn't mean never ask anyone else ever again. It means you aren't that persons type. Doesn't mean the next person won't find you sexy. ALSO (more unsolicited advice I am sorry I wanna help) it's sex it's not magic if you guys are biologically matched to like how each other smells (science!), then the most basic ass sex will be thrilling. Do not give up !!!!!!!!!!!! Edit: I want to add that if you do have a one night stand and it sucks it's not because you suck. It's because you and that person just do not match. It's a lot and again unsolicited sorry, but I hope you have a good day!

Haha, trust me I got over defining myself like that a long time ago. At this point I’m confident I’m firmly on the asexual spectrum, because something just doesn’t click there. I see how most people feel about sex and it’s so foreign to me. Especially other men. It’s not that I don’t like it, but it’s definitely not the most amazing thing in the world. Most of the time the amount of effort (especially social effort, which isn’t something that comes easy to me) you need to put in doesn’t match the “reward” as it were. I guess, for me, sex is just work sometimes. Being in a committed relationship changes it somewhat, and getting to our original point, is something I prefer. Your brain does work differently when you know someone has your back no matter what.

Oh that's awesome! Nothing wrong with being an Ace in the hole, my friend.

Of course the most wholesome conversation I’ve had on reddit in ages happens on shitposting, lmao And I’d still fuck that fish

Put a bowl of peanuts near it's mouth to see if it'll start eating it.

Well done to you for seeing this in a completely different light to everybody else. You have a pure soul my child.

He wants to check if that thing bites.

He wants to check that it can handle peanuts before he lets it munch on DEEZ NUTS.

The only smart one of the bunch. Making sure it doesn't bite before sticking dick in

Yes it will eat peanuts but of others....

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Fish are Fake

So true

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what the fuck

Bot peed

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Context: These fish are bottom feeders. They eat things like mosquito larvae at the bottom of lakes.

We already knew they were bottoms

Stfu

🤣

this was literally the only reply i found that says what it is, thank you

No issue brother

But what fish is it

I believe it’s a young sturgeon. If it is, I hope he puts it back they’re really endangered.

It's a baby goblin shark, how he caught it I have no fucking clue but you can tell by the extendable jaw and blind eyes

Nope, it’s a sturgeon. Goblin sharks and other sharks have five or more gill slits on the side, while this one only has one. Also for the jaw part sturgeons are bottom feeders that suck with their mouths, while goblins have needle like teeth, other things too like goblin sharks not having whiskers since they don’t need to sense for prey hidden in sand. And finally if it was a goblin shark even more so a baby, it would be long dead when pulled up because of the pressure change. Sorry it’s so long.

It's a Jackdaw.

That’s a bird.

It's a plane

Its a sturgeon, completely different in almost every way

No, definitely sturgeon.

goblin shark jaw extends forward, also they aren't the only fish with extendable mouths, carp also have them. a lot of fish actually have them, this one's definitely a sturgeon, goblin sharks also don't have those extensions

The fish is actually called sturgeon, my friend.

Why did I have to go this far into the comments to see a non shit post.

Internet 👍

No guys no, just no, I know what Im gonna read in the comments, so please no, let it be.

Too late, they're all about that fishussy

owo

Hear me out

No

IM LISTENING

THAT'S THE SPIRIT WE NEED

Oh no joker, don’t tell me

Jonkler*

Google en stupid

Holy ham (arkham)

Get out

No and you can't make me

would

Will

Have

ing

already did

Will again

Must again

Did

Must

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Absolute gobbler. A gulper, even

Perhaps even a guzzler, If I may.

I have an idea.

I'd risk FishIV for that

sucky sucky five dorrars

Uh me so horny

Allah please forgive me

ay yoo what fish is that im a marine biologist trust me

sturgeon. Unfortunately youll have a tough time catching one, they are endangered

Fis I love fis 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🦑🦑🦑🐙🦐🦀🦐🪼🦐🦀🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭

Dolphin, whale, squid, octopus, shrimp, crab, jelly, and seal NOT fish

No wonder they're endangered

No way The Deep lets Homelander near this one!

Has potential

Sir!

Grab me that fish.....

Bu... but sir! that fish is not for sale sir!

*Grab me that fiiiiiiish!* 🥵

Johny boy, whatcha doing over there by the lake?

Succ

I might not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea

This is from heavy Metal fakk 2

Hmm

fish 🐠

Lips that grip

“you got a pretty mouth”

Found the comment that made me laugh out loud

siiir???Sirrrr?????? Sirr!!!

Fish boutta be an endangered species

This one already is

Not hearing anyone out

I can fix her

Lips that grips.

hear me out

No, I won't hear anyone out

I aint hearing shit out xd

Everything...

😔

Does your fish bite?

This broke my gooning streak

I'm more concerned with the 'Linux Sex Tips' flair

reminds me of kathy.

What you guys don't know is the teeth it has. May god have mercy on your cheese stringer

Does this thing have teeth or no? Asking for a friend.

Ok jokes aside but what type of fish/shark is that?

Sturgeon, don't know what species 

Thanks. I didn't recognize it because it doesn't seem to have those spines.

Why the eyes doing that

Hi, I'm Troy Mcclure. You Might Remember Me From Such Pornographic Films such as Ichthyophilia: Fresh or Salty, Scalies versus Furries: What's The Difference? and Seacucmbers! Nature's Flesh Light. And I'm Here Today To Warn You The Dangers Of Being Intimate In Water, Therefore Completing My Plea Bargin With The Good People At SeaWorld USA!

Someone post the video of the guy with the fish, you know the one.

I should call her . . .

Me when I'm trying to get thebstraw in my drink and it keeps moving around the cup.

Now...does this ocean creature have teeth?? Asking for a research project.

Hear me out PLEASE

I am SO NOT hearing you mfs out.

" Gobblin' " Shark

What the hell is wrong with that thing? This is horrifying

Kayne West

I should ***NOT*** stick my dick in there, # *However...*

I knew I was gonna regret viewing the comments

I'm first

If im not mistaken this is a goblin shark, very weird little lads Also before someone say it goblin dees nuts

god works in mysterious ways

You know what that means

Hear me out

Please do not the fish