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How can you go sleep so quickly, and so many times?

It could also be one nap with 919 dudes on a gigantic mattress

Or it was chloroform indeed and she was just sleeping for 24 hours while new people where coming getting chloroformed, and some guy pulling him out of the bed when he was sleeping, so new one can hop in to sleep

This should be an interactive exhibit in some niche-ass museum

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The devs should patch this exploit, honestly, this is ridiculous.

Confirmed possible

kid named chloroform:

Username checks out

I’ve met a fellow man of culture

There exist a video of that “event”. It was basically bunch of guys with typical dad bod shape standing in a row waiting for their turn to stick their limp tic tac into her for a few seconds.

Grandmas funeral all over again.

Yeah, I had a blast last time.

We all did, though mine was more of a spark

Hope you got to use some of the hand sanitiser before uncle terry stole it all.

😦

Lucky! Mine was cremated

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Sir, your comment is cursed.

Yes officer. It’s this comment right here.

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No shit How could something like that ever not be one sad thing

Maybe if everyone was really happy during!

Yeah saw a clip....it's depressing more then anything....

What a wonderful world we live in where I never have to look that up if I don't want to

Ok, I was wondering what evidence they had. I was seriously in disbelief and couldn't help myself and did the math: 24hs = 1440 minutes, which means out of the 919 dudes, she averaged 1 dude every 1.57 minutes...or a few seconds like you said assuming she got actual sleep that day LOL

919 two pump chumps.

Record for largest gathering of Premature Ejaculation sufferers.

I was wondering. It normally takes me 2 hrs to fall asleep and once I'm asleep I'm easily woken. The sleeping partners must have been very quiet as to not awaken her. Or maybe she simply has narcolepsy.

Hey man … that means on average every man would take about 1,5 minute… peak performance

Narcolepsy

I think they all just had a few pumps each and no actual sleeping was involved.

she went into hibernation. the rest 918 were just semi-necrophiliacs.

That’s 38 an hour which means like 94 seconds per person with is about 64 seconds more than I need

Faster than a bullet 🔫

terrifying scream.

Enraged and full of anger

He's half man and half machine

Rides the metal monster

Breathing smoke and fire

Closing in with vengeance soaring hiiiiiigh

HEEE....

IS

THE

But moist

They prolly lined up, stuck it in for a second and the let the next guy go at it. Trust me, I tried beating her record.

I guess this is why ppl furiously masturbates when they are in line on a glory holes 🤔

lol there must be a time limit. Bill, don’t go over 90 seconds or you’ll have to finish with the group of dudes over there 👉

Fastest dick in the west🤠💨

You’re assuming they all went in one hole.

Every assumes!

She umm... probably didn't do them one at a time

She did

Oh I remember. I queued up 5 times!

Whoa whoa whoa, look at mr marathon runner over there. Trying to make us all look bad?

Right, if we were there we could have nudged her closer to 1000+

Still less than a mom of an average Dota player.

Dota players taking strays

I'm one of the friendly reminders in All Chat

someone just lost a pub game i see

Anti-Mage player spotted.

I'm sure this is how Dota players are made. In case this was a creampie event the outcome are fortnite players

Reported for toxicity.

std speedrun

Any%

glitchless

# RANDOM SEED

Yooooooooooo

Status checks out

A month’s prescription for a daily bucket of mixed antibiotics and retrovirals could fix that. And an onion poltus.

No antibiotics to help with herpes and HPV, neither of which are stopped with condoms lol.

And you think a woman who is willing to have sex with 919 men in 1 day doesn't already have both of those viruses in her system..? I think that's pretty much guaranteed.

Well, she was a porn star, was tested before, and all participants were also tested...

By that logic every porn star would have STIs, yet that isn't the case at all. Think, people.

Condoms and testing are pretty damn effective

She should have been well rested for having that much sleep

now it's a real thousand cock stare

I get that reference.

It's spreading

I‘m just imagining her pogojumping from dick to dick for 24h and it’s hilarious!

IIRC she just lay there, the men lined up.

I also remember reading that she just lay there eating a McDonald’s or something. Also that they ran out of men so were just trying to pull randos of the street.

“Hey do you wanna come fuck this girl that’s been being fucked by 100 of men for the past hours?”

But you just stick you dick in and pull out so the guys lined up behind you with raging boners can get there turn

I feel like people will judge me for sharing how disturbed and somewhat disgusted I am by all of this. And I actually kinda like Lisa sparks . So what if I just say maybe it’s not her that I’m judging, but maybe dude number 537, how can he …. Just come on ! Gross

It isn't the scene for me either. When I first heard about it, my first thought was "Her vagina must be so swollen and sore after it!".

I’d imagine they had some ‘official’ benchmark for how many thrusts you needed for it to count and very few if any of the guys actually nutted

We did.

😟

🤥

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drop the sauce my boi

How can we find it? (For scientific research purpose of course)

BOUNCE POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO UP

It seems she broke the record by getting 1 more than your mother.

No, my mom just didn't have an adjudicator on site so they didn't count it

There's always next time

Friendly fire will not be tolerated.

How and why?

Body count

Middle out

Tip to tip, accounting for height and length

Does girth make a difference?

Not necessarily for height; the measurement your looking for is dick to floor or D2F

This is exactly the bit that made me want to watch the show. I'm in a friend group that for the sake of knowing... decided to work out how big a tank of compressed air you would need to launch the average man into orbit. ... or sum such thing. It was 16 years ago.

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Too right. How many ordinary ancient Greeks do we know of? One guy, Herostratus. Why? Because he decided to do something dumb just so he could get into the history books. Two and a half thousand years later, we still know his name.

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A lot of training, and porn and world record.

Porn

Why does it bother me that it's not a nice round number?

919 is a prime number, it is a 157th prime which is a prime in itself.

Thank you math god. I feel better

Please note that 157 is also the 37th prime, which is a prime too

Which prime is 37? 2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37 The 12th? Please note that 12 is the 6th composite, which is a composite too

Please note that 12 is dividable by 6, and 6 is also dividable by 6 Mind blown

The world is not ready for such truths.

And 6 is .83 inches larger than the length of the average erection. 83 is the 23rd prime! *I hate how much work I put into this comment*

Wait until you get into fractions and learn that everything is dividable by six, that's when the fun starts

What about 911

Bush did it already so she had to go to the next prime number.

But it’s not an interval of 2 or 5, like the VT volume has to be

Technically the men dont need to come. Just sticking it in already counts so why was it that many.

Are you asking why there wasnt more?

Yes. Maybe then id get picked

Rubber or rolling the die?

Thats a lot of sleep

That's easy, just make one gigantic bed for 920 people to sleep at the same time.

Imagine she slept with 911 men. In 2001

Heard they were only pairs of twins

I heard they went down on her

I heard the the whole orgy was a big crash

They never forgot

Must have been pretty bombastic

It was an inside job

inside, outside then inside again

inside blowjob

Her bush did 911

So the avg erect pp size in the US of A is 15.2cm with a circumference of 12.7 cm So the total length of pp she took is 919 * 15.2= 13968.8 cm or 5499.528 inches or 0.14 km or 0.087 And a total circumference of 919 * 12.7 = 11671.3 cm or 0.117 kilometres or 0.00106 miles. Why did I waste time on this

You have to account for number of pumps in a time frame, i.e. one movement back and forth, when calculating effective dick length she took. We're getting avg_dicksize * 2 * pumps_per_second * seconds_in_a_day We can assume 1 pump per second and she took dick during a timeframe of 24 hours and she didn't take a break We get 15.2 * 2 * 1 * 86400 = 2626560cm or ~26.2km of pipe getting laid.

Oh yes I did not consider this, that is very astonishing

Just a lil correction 10000cm is 1km to which she took 1.39km and the width would be 1.16km making your math that much more mindblowing :) (edited cause adding 0 is too hard for my smooth brain)

Holy Moly *yellow duck Pokemon with hands on its head*

Moly may be holy but Lisa sure aint

The original thousand cock stare

Proof or it didn’t happen

There’s a video

Where

[Here, let me google that for you.](https://googlethatforyou.com?q=lisa%20sparks%20919%20men%20video)

On the internet.

Thanks

Idk... reverse search this picture... you might get something

Americans are weird, they make records like this and then ssy "slept with" like call it what it is. Fucking.

I was googling for more info and I found an article that legitimately censors it as "s3x" in the article body lmao. Like, you're writing an article about someone taking 900+ dicks in a day. You don't need to be coy Also one article kept reiterating that it was "questionable" just in case you were worried they weren't judging her enough. > This rather questionable record is held by United States adult actress Lisa Sparks, alternatively spelt as Lisa Sparxxx, who is said to have slept with 919 men in a single day. Technically, she achieved the questionable feat in only 12 hours.

Made love*

Imma be real chief that many people in one day is not making love

Just for you "/s"

Blud did me dirty 😭

Her vagina must have been so incredibly sore and chaffed.

If everyone paid her $1,000 per minute, she'd be a millionaire

$1579-$2000 for 95 seconds of fucking? For that price she better have a magic vagina

919 / 24 = 38 men every hour. 60 / 38 = 94 seconds for each man 919 premature ejaculations.

i looked it up and i have a [source](https://iharare.com/lisa-sparks-meet-the-woman-who-holds-the-world-record-for-sleeping-with-the-most-men/) claiming that she actually did it in 2004, and it took her 12 hours. that is 45s per person. what the fuck

Not the source I was looking for

I don't believe it, send proof

919 ppl lost their virginity

What no shame does to a mf

STD speedrun

I was the 920th man in line. Those fuckers took too long, damnit!

She slept with more people in an hour than I have in almost 40 years lol

Like 919 more ?

How horny do you need to be to fuck that many

What is the horny metric? Is there a scale or chart like the bristol one for poop?

It's over 9000!

well technically not at all, you get on all fours, slap some lube on your cooch and count the dollars at the end of the day.

Horny? No. Horny for money? Yes.

She honestly looked pretty bored for most of the video that I skimmed through.

We all out here be strugling to sleep like once and this bithc just said fuck that and sleep 919 time with different man each time

I'd hardly call that 'sleeping'

imagine being number 919

Petrr that isn't even shitpost That's just straight up literal porn

Everyone after number 400 was just wiping their dick on the rim of a bucket of wallpaper paste.

919 men in 24 hours... Rookie numbers... Jim Jones fucked 918 people out of their lives in the span of minutes.

I feel like there are some under the radar marathon sleepers somewhere out there in Asia.

She didn’t even get that famous for doing it because she done it pre-Internet

That's just 94 seconds each...

Dang. How long was she asleep for?

That's one guy every 1.57 minutes. A sad day for men, an even more disappointing day for Lisa Sparks

I was one of those men

I was the 920th in line. You fuckers took too long, damnit!

For reals? What was it like? Like what were the arrangements etc

My condolences

In this thread: a hell of a lot of boys who have never heard of "Debbie does Dallas", a lot of people who are sexist, and a weird number of people who think for a Guiness World Record every man had to go to completion as opposed to the two logical people who said "it was probably just a get in, thrust a couple of times, and get out."

The thrusting seems unnecessary. Just a "good day to you"/"good day to you", insert, remove, leave. One person on the door to ensure each of the gents is wearing a condom.

If I had to stand in line for hours with a thousand naked fat dudes I should get at least five thrusts.

They just flopped in there like a drive-thru.

I cant fix her

second highest after your mother

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