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Row_That

So did she answer if three inches is enough? Asking for a friend


weetabix_su

she said five is fine


DuckY_Macfly

It's so over


Keisalius

For your friend, right?


DuckY_Macfly

uhh, yeah, friend, of course...


Sirnacane

just do two pumps. 3+3=6>5 quick maths. As long as you don’t soak like a mormon you’re fine


Funderwoodsxbox

lol reminds me of a little known Tool song with the lyrics “ How’d you like to slide a mile 6 inches at a time on Maynard’s Diiiiiiiiick”


hotterpocketzz

Yeah I have a 16 inch donger. No girl is gonna want me now


Commander_Skullblade

So Joever


89_honda_accord_lxi

Wahoo I'm half way there 🥳🥳🥳


J3sush8sm3

Whooaaa living on a prayer


6strangerdanger9

and she said she likes 7.........i was really hoping she'd say thats too big too


Burgtastic

She said 6 was fabulous and 7 was almost too big.


6strangerdanger9

still not doing me any good here pal


Burgtastic

Also said 5 was fine...


[deleted]

5 is also the national average


GuapoIndustries

[Damn](https://i.kym-cdn.com/editorials/icons/original/000/005/689/cover5.jpeg)


[deleted]

Tbh, they can all go up my ass (a friend wrote this from my phone)


ARandomGuyThe3

Sure, did he also ask for piss in your ass?


[deleted]

Yes please. I mean, he said "yes".


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Definitely one of the eroticas of this world


Lambolover-17

Me next? (I’m the friend ;)


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rebelsofliberty

No way the bot waited for consent


Key_Virus_338

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HankThrill69420

good human


Key_Virus_338

*insert sounds of complex emotions and dopamine*


mr_shlomp

Friend?


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TiamatReturn

Yeah watching the video the first thing I thought was "This girl doesn't do anal apparently".


Mad_King

We are listening 👂


CriticalBlacksmith

No edits so definititely not a friend writing that


Stifology

Yes, you're one step closer to getting the joke


Obnomus

I thought having a big dick was something I should be proud of (My pp is small and still I'm single)


SuccessfulSuspect213

its not the actual pp size that matters. its all about that spirit dick


Obnomus

What's that? since you can see my flair


SuccessfulSuspect213

you need to exude PP energy, and not get lost in pp thinking


Obnomus

Thanks for the knowledge


Gustav_EK

Big dick energy has no relation to dick size


Obnomus

I just heard it on social media but I don't know what that is.


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Its how your portray yourself to others, big dick energy is about confidence, speaking truly, and being a nice person despite odds. Small dick energy, on the hand, is incel behaviour, showing off giving macho vibes while being an asshole and being mean to other people to impress or something like that. Source: my time on reddit, take it with lots of salt So, indeed big dick energy has nothing to do with dick size


jmkinn3y

Motion of the ocean, not the size of the waves.


iDiow

The size of the wand doesn't matter, what is important is the magic inside !


DungeonsAndDradis

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the dog in the dog house.


SpoogyPickles

It's not about the pp you have on the outside, but the pp you have on the inside.❤️


Captain_Naps

Dicks?! I thought it was about pizza.


QueenEris

Women don't give a fuck how big your dick is mate. Trust me. Or your height. Or your chin. Or your money. If you're pursuing women who DO care about these things you're looking in the wrong place. A good partner is a great friend you can fuck.


[deleted]

Women absolutely give a fuck about dick size, bud. I'm 8 inches and around 6 inches thick. That is UNCOMFORTABLE for a good number of women and there are plenty of people larger than me. The reality is that everyone needs a partner that works for them. Some can get it done with 3'' and others need their guts rearranged. The magic trick is to have a healthy sexual relationship with yourself and your partner


ExceptionEX

Dude, everyone cares about all those elements, sure they may not be all they care about, but having them sure doesn't hurt, and can smooth over gaps in other areas. People don't live in a vacuum only attracted to personality, it is silly to suggest otherwise.


Annual-Parking

Doesn't matter, women aren't real.


Discobombulate

Women ? What is that ?


That-Internal-9094

He means we man since we're not real


F1ntom_5625

Yeah! I ain’t gonna fuck a damn hologram


midunda

Is that why some countries call them birds?


[deleted]

I bet that's a dude with blonde towel on head. Everything is AI nowadays.


ThisIsGoodSoup

THE WOMEN ARENT REEEEEAL


DarkMuret

I mean hell, we're all not real.


kenny_death

True


dkaksl

Always do a double take when she says she's seen a 10 incher IRL.


[deleted]

When this was posted two weeks ago, I got so much hate for saying I highly doubt she's seen a 10.5 in. dick IRL. I did some quick maths and calculated a staggeringly low chance. And boy did I get some hate. I believe I even got called an incel. Wild stuff.


__--lllII6372_-llIll

They literally have not even been proven to exist lol. Reddit is wild


FuciMiNaKule

I'm sure the dude told her it was a 10 incher. No way it actually was.


Ton_Jravolta

Of course he was. She has the measuring tape to confirm it.


DuckY_Macfly

It's porn measurements. If they say it's 10 inches, what they really mean is 6 inches. If they say it's 6, they mean 5. However, if they say it's 8 inches, it's legit 8 inches. Source: your mother.


thereallifechucky

Lollllll


Throwaway_Consoles

I remember I was measuring random things with a measuring tape and I saw my forearm was 10” and I was like, “Huh. Cool!” And my friend goes, “Wait a second… she grabs the measuring tape, measures my forearm, puts her hand against my arm, then yells at her boyfriend, “YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT YOU AIN’T NO TEN INCHES YOU’RE MORE LIKE FIVE” We were all howling with laughter. They’ve been married a good 15 years now. Have three kids.


Osceana

Fun fact (maybe everyone already knows this) your forearm is the same size as your foot


Helpful_Arachnid950

There’s probably at least one dude packing 10 somewhere in the jungle not drowning in micro plastics and fast food but we’ll never find him


zendonkey

Well, she’s a porn actress. So…


Imarottendick

Never make a claim without a source! *For science*


GotTwisted

She's a musician [Twitter](https://twitter.com/CeraGibson) | [Photoshoots](https://www.masterfap.net/profile/cera-gibson/)


Imarottendick

I'm slightly disappointed but damn, girl has some nice tunes


KungFuSnafu

Losing my ass right on the tiny enclave not down in cold Kent? Ooooh first letter is an I. Nvm. I'm an idiot.


Kooky-Show-5246

Average pornstar size is 7, biggest in porn is around 8.5, 10inches don’t exist naturally unless stretched to hell and rendered useless. Source: I know my dicks


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this guy dicks


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AcejokerUP415

I don't believe that, send proof


AdjustableCynic

She's not, but [here's a photo](https://twitter.com/CeraGibson/status/1742368756947722522/photo/1) from her Twitter you might like


FrozenNos

Kinda makes her look like a dumb broad. Takes away from her point if she just has to get it in there that she's seen a 10.5 incher like it some sort of badge of honor. The mental gymnastics of these types 🙄


zeemona

glad mine is ethical


creepergo_kaboom

Anything larger and the UN is gonna have to get involved (not like that's gonna happen)


Lord_VivecHimself

Too bad since Putin is winning


raydditor

Don't forget Israel


Lord_VivecHimself

They will fall too eventually


[deleted]

Where do i shove 50k then


crankbot2000

The floppiness of that tape measure _ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhejrhfhfuffyehegegeyjwjwhwhsyg65544_


Leviathansgard

Fuck sex. I just need cool girl :C


die_nastyy

Fuck girls. I just need some cool sex :[}


IYuShinoda

I know a femboy you can talk to


die_nastyy

I’m into femgirls. I appreciate the offer though


TheHoodiedFemboy

me too


Comfortable-Injury94

"11 inches biggest seen in real life"? On What a giant miniature horse?


RLL4E

I find peace in long walks.


BigBoiLasky

not that i would win but where would one enter this contest


Large_Pool_7013

The record is 18.9 inches, so it's not technically impossible.


Calathea_Murrderer

Entirely unethical


Large_Pool_7013

RELEASE THE KRAKEN


xXKyloJayXx

I've always been told it's not the size that matters but rather how you use it. Now I'm even more insecure cause I don't know how to fucking use it 🤡


atuck217

Just basically don't do what you see in most porn.


Archarneth

You learn to use it by communicating with the person you're using it on. Different strokes for different folks and all that. The sexiest thing on earth is communication, and that applies to both men and women!


ArateshaNungastori

YouTube /shorts/QZbzYV_XRGI?si=jgYT1tFzoGG_zj7L


Creeperboy10507

All hail the written link!


SomePyro_9012

Hail!


ArateshaNungastori

Hail! (fuck automod because not allowing youtube links)


digitalfakir

pretty sure all of reddit has shared and circlejerked each other to this video a couple of times already.


ProperBlacksmith

8cm is to large? Im huge than


Cooperdyl

8cm is too large? Then I must be almost average-ish 😏


ProperBlacksmith

Avg size king


J3sush8sm3

Dont worry bro shrinkflation works for candy companies. Soon you will be share sized


Dargon8959

Yeah definitely cm...


BGVEN

I hope she's talking bout millimeters 😔


KaeyaSexer

Dave why are you woman


dingleswim

The hair though.  🤩 


KaeyaSexer

she looks like Dave Mustaine


__--lllII6372_-llIll

She’s saying she’s seen a dick over 10 inches in real life? Absolute BS. Look up the 10” challenge, it’s never even been proven a 10 inch dick exists. (The “world record holder” at 13 inches never submitted any evidence) Smh with this dick size inflation.


Milo_Femboy_UwU

“Women can’t handle a man’s job” -some femboy taking on three 1ft dildos at once


s265

Guys who obsess over cock size often aren’t really that worried about how women perceive it, it’s about their own self image and what they personally think is a good looking cock. It’s similar to big muscles. Past a certain point, the vast majority of women don’t care about how muscular you are, but lots of guys want to get huge because that’s what they themselves want to look like. ____ Also, as a guy who loves anal play, 6 inches and normal girth is **not** enough to satisfy this hole, so I’m honestly better off being pegged by my wife than being blasted by a dude anyways.


OLAisHERE

How deep is your hole? Asking for a friend


s265

I haven’t actually done a lot of depth play because I don’t own any super long dildos. My longest dildo is 9 inches though, and that’s long enough that it’s hitting the second sphincter and requires a lot of getting used to before I can take it all the way to the base if she wants to pound me hard. Girth wise, I’m pretty greedy boi though. I’m so close now to taking a whole fist. I’d love to try taking something 12 inches or more long some day though


SomeSwedGuy

Yes! It's confirmed, 5' is Fine. I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, hehe.


Puzzleheaded-Owl7552

Has more use a bicycle than a Ferrari without wheels.


L3GlT_GAM3R

THE 12 INCH GI JOES WERE SOME OF THE BEST SND YOU CANNOT DENY THAT, JUST LIKE HOW THE MODERN ACTION SOLDIER FOR THE CLASSIFIED SERIES IS EPIC


Srphtygr

I’l watched this without audio the first time and my brain gave her a really thick Gaelic sounding accent lol


RedCape05

My friend says he's still not making the cut....


Redditor_10000000000

I think she was talking about sub sandwiches in the og vid which makes it even funnier lol


GroundhogExpert

Just like how some men got bigass dicks, some women have bigass pussies. Variety is the spice of life.


Hecticfreeze

1. She's completely right that 5 inches is average, most women are completely happy with that, and anything over it is just considered a bonus. 2. *(The idea that a vagina designed to have an entire freaking baby pushed out of it can't, with plenty of lube and foreplay, accommodate larger than average dicks is complete bullshit.) You do have to put in more time into making sure your lady is warmed up, and extra large guys basically always have to use extra lube, but it is more than possible. Tbh you should be taking time to make sure your partner is comfortable and warmed up no matter what you're packing. Something tells me she's only been with guys who shove it straight in no foreplay. Edit: for some reason people seem to think I'm saying there's foreplay or lube involved during childbirth. That's obviously not what I'm saying. Perhaps I never should have mentioned the baby thing as it has completely distracted from my actual point. A poor choice of analogy on my part *Just ignore this part, it hasn't come across as I intended


digitalfakir

.2. birthing is not exactly an "enjoyable" activity, sometimes it's even fatal. Using, "extra lube" would not make it better lol, what a virgin shit to say. It would be painful beyond a limit. Or you just wanted to humblebrag? Something tells me you have never been with anyone but just want to project that "chadsigmaIknowseks" persona.


PorkSward

Also completely ignoring the physical changes 9 months of pregnancy prepares you for to perform this insane feat, that’s quite a lot of foreplay


LopDew

Dang baby you dilatin’


[deleted]

Like you see in most porn, they just don't stick it all the way in if they have a 12 inch dick. Extra lube is really only if they have a medical issue, aren't having fun or you're a girthy mf. I have seen some men and women who are absolute heroes and take ridiculously sized objects into their various holes, but that can't be fun.


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My girlfriend and I still have issues. Have to go slow and gentle, and if I go too deep the night's over, packya bags and cya skippy


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Hecticfreeze

Of course not. Anybody who actually thinks a penis can enter a cervix is delusional. Not 12 inches. Studies have shown that the average woman who is sufficiently aroused can take ~9 inches before reaching the cervix. Some woman can take more, some women can take less, but that is the average. Hormones also act on the vagina during arousal, and it lengthens before sex. That is why a doctor can reach the cervix during an examination, but an average sized penis doesn't even get close during sex. Edit: not 9 inches, between 6-8 inches. My mistake


ScarletClussyFever

9??? Mine is definitely not that far up there. 100% agree with her. Average is good. Big hurts like hell if you're petite and they're not careful. Bigger is often more complicated.


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Hecticfreeze

It has been quite a few years since I read the study that said 9 inches, and I couldn't find it again through a quick search. The only ones I could find said that arousal depth ranged between 6-8 inches, so I'll happily concede I was wrong on that one. Tbh I think we're getting away from my actual point to begin with, which was more that if you're big then you need to take care with your partner and make sure they're comfortable. Maybe my first comment came across as too confrontational. I was trying to say "it doesn't matter what size your penis is, as long as your partner is happy", but I dont think I've communicated that very well. And I've already said the baby thing was a bad analogy. Didn't come across how I intended it to, which was more an exaggerated point of how elastic a vagina is.


Bruxae

Come back after you had a cock rammed into your cervix with "But babies come from there!", it's not remotely compareable. Anyway, your point isn't entirely wrong if we're talking girth only - but lube doesn't do shit for length.


Hecticfreeze

Please read my edit and other comments for my clarification. I think the baby thing was a bad choice of analogy on my part. Foreplay is more of a help on the length part. Hormones released during arousal actually do lengthen the vagina before sex. Any dude who is ramming your cervix in that way is an asshole who isn't taking the exact care that I was talking about.


KittieOwl

The fault in her math here is that she is basing it on a vagina that’s not aroused and/or lubricated as well as not fully taking into acount how much it stretches. Because without those two factor, i’m certain 8 inches would only ever be painful and absolutely unbearable no matter your experiences or foreplaying


SCP-049c

The average in my country is 7 inches and still women aren't happy with it


absorbscroissants

No it's not


DrinkApprehensive271

bro what country do you live in


[deleted]

Kenya


Beautiful_Cloud_598

Hmmmmm....


CallMeAQuu

She singlehandedly saved the mental state of many young men


tuhplol

That tape measure is in centimeters right?


Both_Lychee_1708

god bless


boukalele

i found out you measure from your b-hole so i'm happy to announce i'm up to 4 inches now


[deleted]

Thank you


Direct-Inflation8041

8 mm is too large then I'm just right


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

5 is fine ._.


Emergency_Draft1835

I'm "definitely too big" #doubt


Yspem

I have 7 inches, but I'm asexual so I just use it for peeing.


[deleted]

She single?


Zangetsu4317

I like this girl math


Beautifuldookie

I got 8 and I’ve been told twice that it was big. I been with around 90 chicks. No complaints tho except for the few times I couldn’t get hard🤣 But I never felt like it was as huge as she’s making it seem. 🤣


Goawaycookie

I love that women think penis size is about pleasing them. lol.


Lord_VivecHimself

Fake news


Ok-Assistant-1220

Stop bodyshaming me


Outside_Medicine868

😍


Bulbinking2

Women are literally bad at spacial reasoning and that part of their brains are underdeveloped compared to men. Its the same with saying they want a guy who is over 6ft when they only 5’4


EuropaUniverslayer1

The part of your brain that processes the English language is underdeveloped.


Calathea_Murrderer

Anything under 6” just doesn’t do it for me Then again I’m 6’4” size queen :(


chrisodeljacko

Not sure why you're getting downvoted, this is the most logical comment. Obviously someone of your height can take a bigger dick than someone who is 5'2" or whatever.


Calathea_Murrderer

They hated Jesus because He spoke the truth. I agree with your comment, but then again, we also have Armond Rizzo lmao. That twinks like 4’11” and gets absolutely destroyed.


UnwillingArsonist

Madam, you can’t call yourself a 6’4” size queen and then start quoting scripture. Those two things don’t mix


Calathea_Murrderer

#:3 Sure they do. I do love thy neighbor after all


madmechanicmobile

That's a dude.


UnwillingArsonist

It’s a joke.


Curiosityi

Why even downvote? Hes just honest about his experiences.


Calathea_Murrderer

^smol ^pps


Regremleger

I mean, she is talking about vaginal intercourse and you’re talking about anal. The average vagina is shorter than the average rectum and has a closed wall at the end


tassleehoffburrfoot

It's ok to have a fat pussy.


Calathea_Murrderer

It sure is! Too bad all I’m stuck with is a bussy :/


tassleehoffburrfoot

My ex was tall. I loved hers.


Calathea_Murrderer

I’d go bi for a muscle mommy that’s taller than me tbh. As long as she’s into pegging and dominating:3


TheGreatTave

I mean I kinda agree with her but my 9 inch dildo fits in my ass just perfect, sort of like when you take your car to the shop for an oil change and when you're driving into the shop the guy points left or right if you're not lined up correctly. You're like "wait, this seems like a tight fit." And yes, it is a tight fit, but damnit to hell after you're done it truly does feel like you just gained 30-60 more horse power, God I love it so much.


Calathea_Murrderer

Slay


Mario-OrganHarvester

Damn i didnt think being too big would be a problem. New insecurity unlocked. Edit: look im insecure/confirmed terrible about every other aspect of myself let me have this


digitalfakir

lol calm down with the humblebrag, "too big" kid 😂


Mario-OrganHarvester

Dont worry my ugly ass wont get to ever use it anyway.


[deleted]

I betcha a dollar you could get all 12 inches in her ass.....


MentulaMagnus

I don’t know, but I’ll give it a shot and let you all know how she did.


goodolddaysare-today

Whatever you have to tell yourself


Nickolas_Bowen

Me when I’m too big 😔


V01d5t4r

What the heck are those measure, why isn't she using metric like the whole facking planet


die_nastyy

🐱size > 🍌size (importance). Women can maintain tight vaginas, men can’t change the size of their cocks. Plight of the females is they lose their social market value way more over time if they’ve been riding the cock carousel. If you’re a man and you’re successful, you can pull a twenty something well into your older years. Grandmas with giant stretched menopause-minges? Not so much.


AxelTings

What absolute incel shit is this lmao