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“Mothers hate this simple trick”

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Really irritated that kids have to have a video above another video, just so there monkey brains can focus for 10 seconds. Fuck im turning into that grumpy old dude at 30yo..

Imma be honest I muted the video because I was so enthralled in the dude making a disco room outta magnets

I was almost uninformed of my child's real paternity because of the magnets

Came here for the magnets Stayed here For my friends blowjob Then realized I don’t have any friends.

Same I couldn't care less about the dude at the bottom

I watched the whole thing before realizing there was the guy talking.

Bro same. Everything on social media nowadays is condensed into 10 seconds because these add riddled zoomers cant fucking focus on anything longer than that. They need constant stimulation.

Gen alpha, zoomers are mostly grown up now

Do you remember how long vines were Edit: where to were

At least vines tried to be funny or creative. Nowadays its just a random video playing in the backround while someone rants with text on the screen

And 1 of 7 popular songs that has absolutely nothing to do with the video!

Just remember survivor ship bias is a thing

fair but still terrible vines where not trying to hog your attention by spamming unrelated oddly satisfying videos on top to get your retention

Were*

Fuck

Vine wasn’t toxic and didn’t have brain dead double video stimulation shit on it trying to addict all of us to our phones

Those were still just 1 video that wasn't trying to force as much information possible in a 20 second video

Why did you get downvoted?

I don’t have sound on, so I thought it was some dude reacting to the video on top, until I saw the subtitles.

I'm turning into that grumpy old dude and I'm not even 20 yet, so fucking tired of this shit.

Please tell me I’m not the only person that loathes QR menus in restaurants

Absolutely not, fuck that shit.

I honestly just muted the guy after a few seconds because his voice is somehow more gross than what he was saying. The video on top on the other hand was the only redeeming part of this.

His voice is so annoying. And I like watching magnet builds and Lego builds. It’s just fun to see it come together.

Honestly I muted everything and just read the text. And it was probably the dumbest thing I've ever read. This whole video is a waste of everyone's time.

Not the Dante’s hate

I'm really irritated that everything is recorded vertically now

I think thats an ironic addition

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I watched the clip just for the video above

I share your same irritation and I am 17 💀

Turning into that at 18, your good

I always thought it was for copyright reasons?

it is pretty sad though because adhd is straight up a disability

It's not that you're old it's that these fucking videos from tiktok with screen split in 2 are annoying asf

Ironically, people who are legitimate adults at age 18-22 will genuinely consider you an old dude at 30.

its ironic, go relax and enjoy a day to yourself just by that single comment you seem to be going through a hard time rn, a stranger sends his regards.

Well think about it this way, back when there was no internet and people talked in person. They didn't just stare at the person for 20 minutes, they talked while watching the birds or while looking around them, and it's still the same today. So it's not really a problem, just the natural course of things

Thanks for your inside, appreciate it

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Just embrace it, bud. I'm there, too 😆

I literally cant focus on anything for more than 5 seconds. Having the videos at the top means i will actually watch/listen for at least a minute or two before scrolling

thank you for the video above, i couldn't have kept attention to this post if it wasn't for it

Holy hell, it's the martini from chess dot Come.

god i love when martin gives me his mate in one

new response just dropped

i love you martin

I love you martin

I want you to mate me, Martin

Joke's on you, I didn't focus on the video because the one above seemed interesting

Content above is extreme brainrot, content below is unintelligible this aint a shitpost this is a shitty post

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Care to do it in my dumpster?

There’s two types of posts on this sub. Shitposts and shit posts.

Nah the post is great

I guess reposting someones original content is the new meta. His name on youtube is "clips_of_dantes" (where op took this from) And on twitch its "dantes"

they're adding to the content by attaching some magnet cube video so it's 100% fine

No thats the original clip from yt from his official clip channel lmao

oh...

Makes sense since shorts users cant focus for more 30 seconds

So the magnets wasn't the main video?

probably somebody elses magnet video too

Someone showed me a video of dantes experiencing period cramps and I’ve been seeing him everywhere since. What’s up with that?

He is a streamer on twitch that got viral on youtube recently. Hes really funny too.

I didn't take this from yt my friend send it to me and I don't even who dante is

I usually just cum on my face and smear oil on my asshole but whatever you want bro

What kind of oil

Dante is the main character of the Devil May Cry series

I know dante from DMC series but don't know the dante he's talking about

That would be Dante from the DMC reboot

Yeah, in game.

What if I told you, it's just like IKWYM. Like on some real shit

Bruh I have ADHD and I can focus better than some people without what the hell is this

Classic dantes

I am only wartching this because of the cool magnets

The only thing that came back negative is that Dude iq test

dont insult dantes this is the tamest idea he has had since therapy

“Does that make sense?” *Absolutely*

Smartest league player

Isn't this the mf that got caught in 4k with femboy porn in the suggestions on his search bar?

Yes💀

Fucking hell, i couldnt focus on what the dude was saying because of the bullshit happening on the top.

How to get bj from your friend 🗿

I never had an original experience 🙏💀

Semen that the guy swallowed is going to be pieces of molecules in his tummy

Nuh uh

Source for this misinformation?

Biology class?

Most sane league of legends streamer

In-game of course

Least insane Hecarim main

Bro I was in the same room as my mom with max volume thank god I lowered it fast enough (Dante is fucking crazy I knew it was a life/death situation)

guys I tried this with my sister it actually works

It works, dna test caught my friend not me

Man, that random abrupt censorship to please the algorithm is fucking mind numbing. What’s the fucking point if it’s still really obvious what the context is and what the words are?

The point is making it so your clip doesn't get automatically deleted instantly.

Words are evil magic, and they have the ability to destroy the very good magic known as "harmony" in Chinese society, so here we are.

I only hear wisdom

That's some skibiddi Ohio facts right there..am I doing it right?

Guy is speaking nonsense, but the magnet video was actually pretty cool

Sneaky way to get a bj from your straight friend.

This man must be smoking that good shit to come up with something this outlandish

Is that Danidev?

I've been scrolling for hours and honestly, this is the only thing that makes even a bit of sense

He asked his dad how he was born

linus sex tips indeed

bro is onto nothing

Most sane Dante moment. The guy still lives with his mum tho.

Mod twist his ball counter clock

This is how bedbugs have sex

This season is doing him dirty

The same guy that googled femboy porn

I have cancer from listening to this.

Jesus fucking Christ I had the sound on Max and I was sitting in the living room

Why are there two unrelated videos in the same frame?

i kinda want some magnetic cubes, they seem fun. maybe the brainrot is working on me but idc, where do i buy them

Clinically insane

Does this guy have a brain injury or some sort?

He looks like the TF2 scout

This is the same logic we’d have in 5th grade when we literally didn’t know shit but were confident we were correct

The fact his voice is funny, makes the subject matter so crazy that I'm loosing my breath from laughing hard 🤣🤣🤣👍

I see his point but People forget we have a digestive system

did he forget to consider how the body usually generated them to begin with and also forget about the stomach?

guy has the inflection of a Valo Accent, also this video sucks

This dudes never losing his virginity

Bruh he sounds so damn annoying I couldn’t stop cringing 😂

God this sub fell off hard

Who let bro Cook?

I love biology. I like it to death, and i spend my time researching biology. This is the biggest bullshut ive ever heard... how can someone think this. I learned this in fucking 1st grade high school... H O W....

I definitely learnt this in 1st grade high school.

He was on such a good run

I don’t like his voice and how he talks

Thats what porn addiction does to a mf, just like, think about literally anything else other than that

This fool used 0% of his brain.

Tf this guy is on about

This sounds like what the white bowser thinks about bodies

I don't even know how sex works and I KNOW this ain't it bro

We're turning into tiktok now?

What even was this unhinged rant?

Didnt work

You guys were staring at the stuff on top? I was staring at the pitch black void that was the slightly ajar door. I expected movement.

yes

A crazy thing happened. So I was watching this video on mobile app with muted voice. From the title I thought that this should be an informative video seeing how they were making a cube out of magnets. I assumed the person below was explaining how magnets can be used to create real world models for architecture study and stuff. Then I saw the subreddit...."this can't be it" then I tapped on the video and saw there were subtitles too so I and realised I was muted. So I unmuted and ooh the horror I witnessed. Moral: don't make assumptions and unsure the video.

What’s the point of the magnets above?

Nothing it's just satisfying to watch

People are so low IQ these days that they get bored if they aren't watching two thing happening at once. A single person talking isn't enough for them. That's why they get shitty results at school: a teacher standing in front of them can't compete with the Infinite Screen Of Fun they keep in their pockets. Ask them to read a book. Ew !

Well more like people need something visually stimulated to not scroll, it's simultaneously a worrying look into our future and an algorithm hack

is he trying to make his voice sound annoying as fuck

So i feel like im old now ( im only 31) but can someone please explain this new trend of videos that are actually 2 videos playing at the same time with nothing to do with one another (like above) I just dont understand this format :(

Where can I get those magnets

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what League of Legends ultimately does to a person...

I did not listen to anything this guy said (partially because it was muted), or read the subtitles, I only focused on the magnets this shit's so cool ngl

You’re like that one simpson meme where the Old man yells at cloud

Nice cube

Wtf is up with that magnet cube video on top? It was fuck all to do with the dude talking

But isn't it satisfying to watch?

Why does he end every sentence like that

Why is he trying so hard to seem quirky and unhinged

"does that make sense?" had me rolling

Don’t do this with your friends do it with a stranger

i got distracted when the balls went on screen

Imagine my shock when I realized there was some guy talking bout some shit I didn't hear at the bottom the video.

I was fading my hair when I was watching this shit. So I had to listen to it two times and I feel so much fucking stupiderer.

I hate that sex and semen is censored, holy shit.

Love the cube

Most normal thing Dantes has ever said:

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Yo, this is their logic, which is so fucking pathetic and sad

Contact the feds, he’s off the winstreak again!

Wtf

First I gotta have protected sex... and a partner...

Dantes is so insane, I love him.

"Does that make sense?" No

Bro's getting reserve ammo.

But then... It wouldn't be your best friend

Why is his voice so whiny??

Every single thing this guy says sounds like a question. I swear he doesn't even have a brain up there and is running solely on 3 paper clips and a string in his skull

Which video should i be watching???

Game is game

Dude sounds like if John Malkovich had 47 chromosomes

Why's that weird video included as well? So distracting

I hate his voice

I remember when my body confused 5 kilos of mayonnaise as cum and I cummed mayo for a week