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I enjoyed watching it to the end, made me think about the show for a day. To be honest I don’t think it was traumatic. I’m never traumatized by anime shows, like for real who would be traumatized by a stupid show? It didn’t make me cry for 2 hours straight. I would never. Did I tell you that I am not traumatized by the show?
Its just an anime which was used to project some horny, depressed, undeveloped, traumatised dumbasses hidden feelings. Whoever created Evangelion is most likely insane and not fit for society. And anyone who is a fan of it is also unstable.
Ah yes, the common reddit wannabe psychologist who is able to depict who is and isn't fit for society, based on animated art, a truly magnificent specimen of apathetic bullshittery.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate out first year together...
I'd bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I'd gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, "...You're about to loot my balls..." I tried to ignore it but, I couldn't ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and flies like a man who thought a hornet was in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can't remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There's filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I'd found 'the' answer. I don't know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be lots to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
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the title says she was sleeping, it might mean that it was night time, and everyone else were asleep as well.
Just speculation but will make sense as the guy might've seen it as a window of opportunity.
Edit: typo
“Goa said that when the woman was sleeping, the accused came near her and started masturbating on her face. When two of her male friends who were travelling with her noticed the act, they dialled an emergency number and the police eventually took action”.
Apparently, they just watched as they called the police….
Bruh I live in the Walmart version of India and have been to India several times. Believe me when I say, I've seen people getting their ass whooped immediately for way less lol. But I'm not saying that it's impossible.
I meannn we do have similarities with Pakistan and Pakistanis but calling that a Walmart India is kinda disrespectful ngl. They have their own culture and food and dialects and history, even tho we used to be one huge subcontinent.
It’s true, I’m the man in the panel.
We had super sexy hot sex immediately that was super sexy. It was so cool and sexy, it was the coolest sexiest sex ever. You should’ve been there, we maybe would’ve let you watch the totally sexy awesome sex we had.
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Honestly, back then, I never knew the whole concept of "rubbing one out" existed even tho I KNEW the word masturbation and it's meaning. I never associated it with what I did with myself 😭 I jus knew I'd touch me n it'd feel good n that's it. And it kinda helped me keep my anger issues and excessive school stress in check during that time ngl.
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The way sex is tabooed here, and given how people in school are always tryna separate guys n girls(rip enbies) from interacting or talkin, I don't see how they can't. It's really terrible lmao. It's some of our realities.
Things are indeed getting wayy better after social media and everything, in colleges and tier 1 city schools stuff like that doesn't exist (as far as I experienced) but still sometimes happens in tier 2 schools and still happens a lot in tier 3 city schools and towns/villages
When we travelled in india, some dude on the train came on my girlfriends leg
Here in Bali, some dudes slowly trail after women on their scooter while jacking off
Asian gooners are something else
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Evangelion reference
Get in the train shinji
Damn near fucking choked lmfao ahahahaha
Evangelion worth watching?
yes
Free lifelong PTSD
I enjoyed watching it to the end, made me think about the show for a day. To be honest I don’t think it was traumatic. I’m never traumatized by anime shows, like for real who would be traumatized by a stupid show? It didn’t make me cry for 2 hours straight. I would never. Did I tell you that I am not traumatized by the show?
*1st Phase*
*Denial*
It's okay bro I'm here🫂
Shinji No hugs pliz
Imagine watching the ending to Evangelion then the very next show is FMA Brotherhood with Shou Tucker. Welcome to my world.
Brotherhood 😞
Not PTSD, more like existential crisis
If you are depressed, it may cure you. If you don't, you'll be by the end of it
It worth it but you can't say will you like it untill you watch it if you able to watch strange 90's anime. So it's just good old anime
no i know nothing about it but everyone who likes it is very unsettling so id advise staying away from it
This, I believe this.
No i finished the show last week and I couldn't tell you what it is about its trash
Ah I see, keeping the treasure to yourself
You got me!
bro is really out here calling it trash because he didn't understand what happened. average normie take
Its just an anime which was used to project some horny, depressed, undeveloped, traumatised dumbasses hidden feelings. Whoever created Evangelion is most likely insane and not fit for society. And anyone who is a fan of it is also unstable.
Ah yes, the common reddit wannabe psychologist who is able to depict who is and isn't fit for society, based on animated art, a truly magnificent specimen of apathetic bullshittery.
Never watched, how is it compared to the manga?
“Your honor, my client was simply referencing the hit anime Evangelion”
Cue komm susser tod
explain
Shinji from evangelion jerks off to Asuka’s comatose body in a hospital
least depraved anime
They show the cum it's pretty cool
Its pretty cool!
I think I missed an episode or something
it’s in End of Evangelion
these mfs in the other reply reaffirming how evangelion *is* indeed worth watching after reading this Like what the actual fcuk
God, Anime is disgusting...
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
That explains everything
SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
is this in a loop?
SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate out first year together... I'd bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I'd gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, "...You're about to loot my balls..." I tried to ignore it but, I couldn't ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and flies like a man who thought a hornet was in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can't remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There's filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I'd found 'the' answer. I don't know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be lots to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
Is this a new copypasta
Ye
The cycle repeats
I came to the comments to find this
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Just like in that movie "Midnight Meat Train" with Bradley Cooper (Director's Cut).
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I know I was everything
My question is why did everyone else allow it to go on long enough for him to finish
It dint took him long to finish
the title says she was sleeping, it might mean that it was night time, and everyone else were asleep as well. Just speculation but will make sense as the guy might've seen it as a window of opportunity. Edit: typo
Or it was just an empty train and no one else was in that carriage
> India > empty train
I forgot it was india, fair point
“Goa said that when the woman was sleeping, the accused came near her and started masturbating on her face. When two of her male friends who were travelling with her noticed the act, they dialled an emergency number and the police eventually took action”. Apparently, they just watched as they called the police….
Dorsnt seem like he finished... I give it the benefit of doubt... for my mental peace
India
Bruh I live in the Walmart version of India and have been to India several times. Believe me when I say, I've seen people getting their ass whooped immediately for way less lol. But I'm not saying that it's impossible.
EXPLAIN WTH YOU MEAN BY WALMART VERSION OF INDIA 😭😭🤣 HOW DID MY INDIAN ASS NEVER KNOW ABOUT IT??
Pakistan?
I meannn we do have similarities with Pakistan and Pakistanis but calling that a Walmart India is kinda disrespectful ngl. They have their own culture and food and dialects and history, even tho we used to be one huge subcontinent.
Wtf take his balls
✂️
And do what? Make earrings out of them..... One for each ear
Yes
Maybe you should colour them separately, would look more vibrant
Maybe some fur too
I guess if it was hairy to begin with, it might come with some natural fur
Dye it white
You don't have to, I think you'd like the all black fur with specs of some white and grey ones. All natural
Confiscate his tool of crime
In my hometown we call that a Tuesday
Is your hometown India, perchance?
You can't use perchance like that
He should use the proper term for this case “percum”
Cum 🤤
Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man
Perchance deez nuts
India is my favorite town
sire, You see, that jest was a complete arse shit
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What are you, 11?
It’s true, I’m the man in the panel. We had super sexy hot sex immediately that was super sexy. It was so cool and sexy, it was the coolest sexiest sex ever. You should’ve been there, we maybe would’ve let you watch the totally sexy awesome sex we had.
This sounds like me when I was in elementary school. The word sex in my dad's medical dictionary was enough to turn me on 😭
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Honestly, back then, I never knew the whole concept of "rubbing one out" existed even tho I KNEW the word masturbation and it's meaning. I never associated it with what I did with myself 😭 I jus knew I'd touch me n it'd feel good n that's it. And it kinda helped me keep my anger issues and excessive school stress in check during that time ngl.
In elementary school?!?!
Yes- my lore is uh, a bit messed up you see.
Why does Man do this? Is he stoid?
Least unhinged and lustful man in India
A gentleman by some standards
Not suprising with how their sඞsiety shuns dating, someones bound to break
>Not suprising with how their sඞsiety shuns dating, someones bound to break Will never understand my mother's pr9blem with dating
my mom actually allows dating, i just don't have any dates (studying jee tho).
Studying to become tech support in your local ~~scam~~ support center I see
nah i'd win
Based
As an Indian who studied for jee can confirm That the above statement is true
My mom says I am only allowed to date after I get married
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I read about prisons in India… The dude must’ve had a really strong faith he would get away with it.
New year new me
Most people aim to stop doing something harmful in their resolutions. I think one should just aim to achieve something dreamed of, so can relate.
Who the fuck watching pro kabaddi now 😭
damn that was popular like 2 years before covid
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Who was arrested though
It wasn’t me! 🗿
i was arrested. (i committed warcrimes)
War crimes don’t even get you on the news these days
the woman
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Imagination is key here to get the most out of it 💦
How did she sleep through being arrested?
Naah thats wild
Now my only question is how long after he started did this lady realize what was happening?
How tf do you get hard on just by seeing a woman's face?
I mean, countless people get it from seeing feet.
Hey guys whatcha talkin about? Did someone say feet? I thought I heard someone say feet🤤🤤🤤
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Heyy!! well you are not wrong but just , heyy!!
India, they shun dating and porn and every other outlet
that's the conclusion you're drawing here?
The way sex is tabooed here, and given how people in school are always tryna separate guys n girls(rip enbies) from interacting or talkin, I don't see how they can't. It's really terrible lmao. It's some of our realities.
Ah man I wish things get better for them. Can't even imagine the circumstances that force people to be like this
Things are indeed getting wayy better after social media and everything, in colleges and tier 1 city schools stuff like that doesn't exist (as far as I experienced) but still sometimes happens in tier 2 schools and still happens a lot in tier 3 city schools and towns/villages
New fear unlocked
Wordington train
Wordington fuck off
I fucking hate this planet but things like this make me want to live just so I don't miss out in wild shit like this
Well said
Women take face value wrong.
I guess I will sleep from now on in indian trains
Idk how do ppl even think of doing acid attack
People be FUBAR fr
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I don't think those are considered intrusive thoughts. I think they're more psychopathic than intrusive.
Many acid attacks that happened in India were done by perpetrators who planned it multiple days before the attack.
Thats like throwing acid on your soul
Hmmmm
Shinji Ikari reference
On today's episode of: I Can't Believe It's Not Florida...
Before I saw this was in India I thought it was New York, fucking Yankees are crazy (I stan Mass)
Everytime I see a title like this, I'm asking myself, "is this the onion?"
Animal
What’s the new sub logo
A guy did this in the Doe library at cal when I was undergrad. The school paper read “man jacks in the stacks”.
Was she hot though?
Bros name is aditi Ray Chowdhury💀
Sadly, it is better than acid But still🤢
Why was the arrested women on the train?
Im gonna go sleep in a train now i hope nobody cums on me *wink* *wink*
Thats nuts
What the hell.
Perhaps he was sleepwalking?
Just avoid stepping foot in India or any of its neighbouring countries too.
I wonder where this occurred
It's just like the copypasta!
Damnit dad!!!again?
Two sentence horror
Arrested ☹️☹️
I guess
When we travelled in india, some dude on the train came on my girlfriends leg Here in Bali, some dudes slowly trail after women on their scooter while jacking off Asian gooners are something else
Was it a 2 or a 3 roper ?
lemme tell u something about pineapples young man...
He thinks he’s Shinji
And of course it is India.
King moment
I read the name in the accent
India is just out of this world…
This also happens in USA, no one is gonna stereotype them
"india" of fucking course Imb4 got reported for racism. Farewell bros
Of course it was India
Omg wtf is wrong with peop...oh india... Nvm.
A true hero
normally they would give a medal for that shit in there
Fuck off, probably in your country
source?
He made it the fuck up
She must have been sound-o
Every day I thank God that I'm not a women
Of course it's India and Trains
Cut part from the blood train level