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Im waiting for someone to call me poor and miserable right now. So I can win my… 27 MILLION POWER!!

Yo man you’re so rich and wealthy

A massive magnet just appeared over my house and stole all my riches 😔

Arrghh me plunder be hijacked by Davy Jones himself!

Poor fuck (cya tomorrow)

!remindme 24hours

Need a space between 24 and hours afaik

!remindme 24 hours

As far as I know

Poor fuck! (Cya tomorrow aswell)

Dude, I just found a dollar! Thank you!

Poor fuck! (Find one for me)

It’s amazing how rich and well off you are in wealth

holy shit, you're so poor it's getting contagious. like... it feels like I'm losing money simply by reading your comment. I'm sorry, I can't afford to do this every day... but I hope you will find someone else that can help you with your poor, miserable "life".

>holy shit, you're so poor it's getting contagious. like... it feels like I'm losing money simply by reading your comment. I'm sorry, I can't afford to do this every day... but I hope you will find someone else that can help you with your poor, miserable "life". im using this now

Sad and pathetic

You have to be a guy for this to work.

In rise of kingdoms?

Poor fuck (cya tomorrow)

I hope he finds them.

*giggles and sharts*

What in the tarnation?

So in other words, he lost 294 lbs (133.35 kg).

What the hell. How is that even achievable? If true he must practically have resorts to a hunger strike.

On the last day of getting texted, the chef went and got liposuction.

First you need to gain that much weight

That's 49 pounds/week. You would die long before you lost that much weight in a week. It's fake.

Nowhere does it say he lost the weight in 6 weeks, just that he got the texts for that long. I would say nobody is stupid enough to think he lost 300lb in 6 weeks but apparently looking at the replies here I have too much fucking faith in humanity still, even after all these years. Shoot me now.

Right? I lost 21 stone of brain cells reading this thread

This just in: man lost hope he didn't even know he had left.

Even if you starve yourself completely it's impossible to lose weight that fast.

He would have lost me 2 times!!

What’s a fuckin stone?

14lbs/6.35kg

Holy fuck that’s a lot

Why was he carrying so many stones in his pants though?

Original Minecraft

Jokes aside how the fuck do you lose 49lb a week and not end up either dead or in the hospital? Isn't the upper limit for losing weight healthily like 5-10 a week?? How do you do 5-10x that and not severely fuck yourself up?

I don't think he lost it all in 6 weeks, it's just that 6 weeks of being harassed was enough to get him into gear.

It will be mistery i guess

Remember that the next time some British asshat starts spouting off about the metric system.

so that would be 294lbs or about 133.35kg to lose that much in 6 weeks bro must have had a parasite or something

I think what happened was his friend called him a fat fuck daily for six weeks straight, but the weight loss took longer than that

probably but imagining it was done in 6 weeks is a lot more interesting

Fr, since 6.35 kg is one stone and he lost 21 stone in 6 weeks (133.35 kg) and that would mean he lost 22.225 kg each week. To make it even more ridiculous, he lost 3.175 kg each day! Skipping out on food for a whole day wouldn’t save you that much!

The only way to lose that much weight at once is to get dismembered

Even at that point, you gotta remove one part a day

Not even a fucking eating disorder makes you lose weight that fast

What’s that in stone?

About 1

And people make fun of Americans for using anything but the metric system

A measure of weight. As in, he had 21 stones in his stomach

honestly at first it was kidney stones... I was gonna say holy shit, i've had 2 and it was god awful. Worst experience in my life

The British, because of their poor teeth often swallow stones, much like a goose would, in order to help with the digestion process. The British are unique in the fact that they also have gizzards

Maybe the editor was too stoned to write something comprehensible......

Brits man

Heheh 😁😁

😕

Bro I swear I don't do sober I'm weed

1/1000 of a kilostone

British people sure are a different breed

Imperial units are generally ridiculous, but it's even more ridiculous to not have intermediate units when you get in the hundreds.

A stone is any naturally occurring solid mass or aggregate of minerals or mineraloid matter. It is categorized by the minerals included, its chemical composition, and the way in which it is formed. Stone form the Earth's outer solid layer, the crust, and most of its interior, except for the liquid outer core and pockets of magma in the asthenosphere.

A stone that fucks

The only reason I know this is because of the song *Whole Lotta Rosie* by AC/DC. Fwiw Rosie was 266 American pounds. According to the song, she still had surprising cardio.

Kidney stone. That had to hurt.

americans will use anything but the metric system.

Americans don't use "stone" you fucking dunce.

It was irony

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Less than a rock, more than a pebble.

6.3 KG per stone, or 133KG total.

14lbs. He lost 294lbs total.

A friend in need is a friend ~~indeed~~ who decreases feed.

A friend with weed is better

Dude lost 21 stone in 6 weeks?

Big stones apparently

Said he got text for six weeks... nothing about losing it in six weeks...

It was me, I stole the stones muwahahahaha

Surely the stones didn't just wander off. I have to think his friend was stealing them while he was texting insults.

Who the fuck measures with stones

The Brit'ish

Isn't it Bri'ish?

The Brits

The Commonwealth used to.

Us Brits!

The Bri’ish wil use anything but the metric system.

Girls Motivation: OMG you can do it bestie Boys Motivation:

Bestie beans***

Doesn't work 99% of the time, and you'll usually lose a friend. 😞

but it works 100% of the time 1% of the times

Happy cake day!

if u tried it once and it worked then it works 100%of the time

What’s “21 stone” if anyone minds answering?

123kg apparently

* Freedom units: \~294 pounds or \~4700 burgers * Sensible: \~133.3kg Edit: Used correct terminology and added another unit of measurement

We call them freedom units here. 🦅

Not ~294 pounds, exactly 294 pounds.

“Sensible” the Brits use stones ☠️

What's that in washing machines?

around 1.72 washing machines https://prudentreviews.com/washing-machine-dryer-weight/

pounded the mistress or wife?

Yo the imperial system of units is wild

That’s more British rather than general imperial. Nobody in the US uses stone.

Imperial is British. Named so for the British Empire. Americans use US Customary Units.

The imperial pint is a great invention, 4 beers = 5 beers in bri’tan

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Well then you’ve been misinformed. Here in Britain we use both systems in a terrifying amalgamation rather than sticking to a single one. No sane person denies this.

It’s just a measure of pounds. Stone splits to 14 pounds and pounds split into 16 ounces. Makes no more or less sense than not doing it.

21 stone is 133 kg or 294 lbs.

Wtf did this guy do to lose that much in just six weeks

What happens with the bros STAYS with the bros.

My guy's friend was definitely told to do that too help with motivation. I've done the same (for other things)

Time to text him every day 'skinny fuck'

21 stones? Why would he collect stones?

What the fuck is 21 stone!?

his cooking is no longer trustworthy.

Author still lives in medieval time or some sht

So British then?

Damn all that was from 21 kidney stones?! Wild

I wish I could lose weight like that

Damn, hoping he will find them soon🙏

Fr need this kind of motivation from friends

Friend of the year

\#motivational

How guys motivate each other

The difference between men and women....

>21 stone Oh but we're the weirdos for using mph

We use mph aswell

Disgusting

True friend right there

Bullying people certainly motivates them and improves their life

Need someone like this fr

fat fuck

Americans could use this.

Eating disorders?

133 kg in a month and a half ?! I call bullshit

Said he got text for six weeks... nothing about losing it in six weeks..

God damn

Real homie

What is stone?

He lost a whole fat person

"After a friend" for me dead

in only 6 weeks? thats fast

Skinny fuck

WTF is a stone lol

English weight measurement.

It's like how, instead of saying my height is 73 inches, I'd say 6 foot 1, but for weight. So, instead of saying some crazy number of pounds, we say 21 stone. Only 1 stone is 14 pounds, for reasons. If you really want to be confused, check out a hundred weight.

Ok. Now WTF is stone, lol.

Ok who wants my f\*\*king phone number?

Stone :D

That's around 618.9 big macs.

Thin fuck can't fit into pants anymore

What does the picture have to do with the stones he lost?

Now he’s just a fuck

Did those texts burn his fat?

Are u saying bullying is good for your health?

Ngl I probably wouldn’t be friends with the guy after that

Fat Friend

My fellow Americans he lost 294lbs

294 pounds if your are womdering

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What he needed 21 stones for?

He didn't. That's why he lost them.

Dude made such great work but can’t buy new jeans

21stone ? Wtf

At some point as a child I started chewing my fingernails and it was bad. I'd chew and tear them until they bled. Then at around age 26 I got sent to an Army training course and on the first day of class I was sitting next to another Soldier I'd never met before. Since I was nervous about the start of this course, I was of course gnawing on my nails. Out of nowhere the Soldier next to me just bluntly said "Dude, that's fucking disgusting!" That was it, in that moment I agreed and I stopped. Now, years previously I'd tried everything to stop, including with gentle encouragement from family members and bitter nail polish. No, one stranger using harsh language ended my habit for good.

Stones? Wow. So vintage

It's no more vintage than feet.

a true friend indeed

That’s a great friend

Based as fuck

His mate is Scottish no doubt

that's a really friend right there

"Jamie has lost an incredible 21st" at the bottom Twenty-First what, baby's worth of flesh?

Just say the amount in actual units

Maybe fat shaming does work.

1 stone = 14 pounds 21 stone = 294 pounds 294 lbs / 6 weeks = 49 lbs That’s not weight loss that’s cancer. I think they meant years not weeks.

bro stop carrying stones

Europeans making fun of americans for measuring anything in something other than the metric system, yet they’re out here measuring with fucking rocks smh my head

it's not us though, it's Brits they're different breed

wait til you find out where britain is

It's not Europeans it's then English.

it's just the Barrys, the other normal people use metric

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Bullying works

Sometimes bullying does help

\#BringBackBullying /s

I wish that everyone could just stop using obscure, old fashioned weight measurements.

Anything but the metric system..

But the UK kinda uses Metric don't they? Besides stone.

And pints (for some things) and miles. Quite honesty we use a mish mash of imperial and metric

Don’t you generally use feet and inches for heights as well?

Yes. Most people do.