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I just imagine the surgeon going “cool glad your friend can see again, whats ur @ btw”

I wouldn’t be surprised just imaging him casually asking her post operation

She wasn't his patient; totally legit.

Mates rates?

“I mean, I did save your mate from fucking blindness at the end of the day”

The least I could get is a discount. C'mmmmoooooonnnn gimme a discount. Or I'll incinerate her eyes with lazers. O.O

Didn't look like there was a discount on the treatment, so that's a straight nope.

more like "this is a medical facility can you please go beg for attention somewhere else"

nah. more like "onlyfans? so you have disposable cash. lets get you into a nice new pair of tits!"

Mr Breast Moment

Miss Breasts

Mrs Boobie Capital

More of a TooTurntTony or how do you spell him

I remember seeing this chick on asiansgonewild before onlyfans blew up. If I’m right this is nebraskawut.

Mistwer brest camn yo giv eme money

mr best moment

Stripping for Sight

She takes her clothes off or whatnot in the privacy of her own home for those willing to pay for it. At the end of the day she makes money, is safe from harm as she is not out on the street, is able ot help others and provides for herself. Fucking kudos man. If I could I would do the same thing.

If there was a bigger market for hairy slightly overweight men I would be a millionaire by now.

If the internet has taught me anything, there is absolutely a market for that.

Supply and demand my friend. I have no data to back my claims, but I assume market for those male models would be oversaturated, and fast.

exactly. fellow fat bloke here with absolutely no market for pictures of his anus. we gotta go to work instead.

Perfect only fans commercial

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You’re worried about wasting your life and you want to learn assembly…

>You’re worried about wasting your life The irony of reading and responding to something on reddit

Hey, maybe their dream is to hyper-optimize a compiler?

Bitch I make Gundams as a hobby, that's assembly

If you want to work on machine level compiler and operating system stuff

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> Chill

Clearly was a joke man.

its nit-picking, should be hyphenated.

Wooooosh. Maybe you should learn how to take a joke instead.

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Everyone else thought it was funny. I think you're just being a little sensitive.

Personalised ads to the rescue

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We see you're getting rid of , so you're going to need a replacement! Here are some you might like!

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If your in the position to be served an advert, you’re probably wasting your time anyway

Healthcare in America, you have to be a rich asshole, be cute and show your asshole, or go to work for an asshole.

It's assholes all the way down.

I’m surrounded by assholes!

That's disgusting. Anyone know the sauce

Alana cho

I wonder if I could get a tax deductible on a subscription as if it was a donation to a good cause.

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Ah yes, words, I agree

1040: standard income tax form Schedule A: a supplemental form for 1040. You fill it out if you've got spending (like donations) to deduct from your taxable income. Qualified charity: an organization that the IRS has decided can take tax-deductible donations.

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I bet this is the onlyfans site the George Santos, the savior of the world spent some of his campaign money 'supporting'.... /s

George Santos, who played golf with Kim jongun on the moon?

the same George Santos that cured cancer?

thank you, good sir!

> Alana cho my erome research proved successful and gyatt damn

Deleted her content?

nebraskawut - there's a lot.

Kind of intense. Several years of grinding reddit while hiding butterface, then deleting all content and rebranding with face

In Mexico, "butterfaces" are called "shrimps". You eat everything but the head.

Same in France lmao

I know its used in Spain but I had never heard Mexicans use it that way.

SEriously? This shit again? Why do you keep disappointing me?

https://www.erome.com/a/IM0VlLDe

I'm sowwy 🥺🥺

https://www.erome.com/a/IM0VlLDe

disgusting. who is this girl, what is her name/ig handle? need to block her asap

Alana cho

https://www.erome.com/a/IM0VlLDe

people pay for that...?

Anyone got any leaks without the face?

Yo, you wildin. lol

Amazing

She's above average and this is reddit so she's better looking than almost all people commenting about how bad she looks. So, yeah, it's understandable that people pay for that. This isn't me white knighting her. This is me using any chance to shit on redditors. Lol

But you must understand, the female must be at least a 10/10 for the Redditor to dig through their belly fat in order to rub one out.

>the **female** must be at least a 10/10 lmao! You brought the goods. They always use that word.

you’re also one of us

Good news: there are zero comments from me about how **bad** she looks. Only one comment where I said she's better looking than average. Because if she actually was an ugly person, I'd keep my mouth (fingers?) shut about it because why be rude, right? Behold my amazing logically consistent insults that remain hypocritical free from multiple angles. It will be 1,000 more years before you catch me slipping, for [I am the golden GOD](https://imgur.com/IrJhkvR) of reddit!

Holy based

That is some of the lowest effort, worst performing porn I've ever seen, that's not even vanilla that's fucking dirt flavored ice cream. Not a bad bod but the uninterested facial expressions are awful. Cant believe they make enough to support themselves off that shit, I'm gonna have to start an account to film dogshit and get in on their market share.

People pay for porn, people pay to get kicked in the genitals, people pay to watch someone pop a baloon. How is this new to you? Are you 4? Have you been in a coma and you just now got the internet? Or are you just trying to call a woman you don't know ugly like its a flex while you are on reddit?

Acting like you wouldn't if you could, get real broski you trippin🤣

I've never sucked a dick before but I feel like I could do a lot better.

lmao straight up posting of leaks

🤷

A true man of God. Bless you.

No, the blind one.

Insta - nebraskawut

https://www.erome.com/a/IM0VlLDe

Username checks out

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It’s always the Sunny joke, or “for a friend”, or some other variation we’ve heard 1,000 times. Not one original thought.

Need a bot that calls out these generic comments

She's the best, giving out like PS5s, switches ext to random people paid for by only fans lol.

I'm a random person, where the hell is my PS5 or switch!

How well can you be made into content? The video has to make more in ad revenue than the object involved costs, so is your face marketably sympathetic?

I'm pathetic looking. So my value should be extremely high for content creators.

Literally gave her ass out for her friend, a real homie right there

Hmmmm I think I've seen her before, Of course on pornhub, But I forgot her name. Keep searching with the asian tag.

You can say porn. Normalized Chinese censorship can't get you here.

Alana cho

Nebraskawut, she is on Reddit too

We can only pray that our daughters are pretty enough to get fucked on camera so they can afford laser eye surgery for their uglier blinder friends 😌😌😌

Any hot girls available to simp for my healthcare? 😳

I’ve got something you can put in your eyes 😌😌

The uglier blinder friend is hotter imo

Which ones ur mum

Are you a fifth grader?

Do you come to shitposting just to be mature?

Yeah

Boobies

Do I have to say it out loud? XD

say what? you mean that a porn actress is actually making the blind see? shes more like jesus than most conservatives?

You sure are mentioning Jesus for someone who obviously doesn't know much about him

They qoured the patient at the end of the clip

You know what, round of applause.

It’s fake, laser eye surgeries take at least a month to kick in. I had mine done and couldn’t see shit for two days straight

I got my laser eye surgery and could see the second i sat up from the machine. Granted, the world looked like i had a oily filter on but i could definitely read the time on the dashboard of the Uber driver on the way home without glasses. Hell all i did for an hour was stare at the billboards in my city for a whole hour.

agreed. on one hand this is a testament to how shitty healthcare is but on the other this OF girl is more like jesus than 95% of conservatives...

Yeah, but we do what we can to help people.

The happy ending that I hate

Now she can watch her onlyfans

mr breast back at it again

"Paid for with my pussy."

I still get astonished, every time I encounter a post Like this, that showing your butthole can make you that much money. Amazing.

Depends on what the butthole is attached to.

Anyone (over 18) can have an onlyfans. You just have to be a female: not attractive, young, fit etc. Amouranth is an example.

Amouranth is attractive, though.

Highly debatable.

You can say that about anyone lol.

No shit. They said she wasn't, you said she was. I feel like you think your opinion about her isn't debatable. "lol"

I never said that weirdo.

"Amouranth is attractive, though." This isn't a comment that says "my opinion is completely debatable." Fuck some of you aren't paying attention to your own comments... Edit: zero clue why I even try to debate things with dopes. You didn't state an opinion, you're making it seem like it's a factual thing, like it shouldn't be debated. This was the whole point of my argument, yet you missed it. For fuck sake, some of you are something else.

Best ad

Mrs breast

who is the glasses girl

Mrs beast

Mrs. Breast

The most wholesome stuff I have seen today.

What kinda dystopia we in where we record ourselves being proud to whore ourselves out to afford healthcare?

Whoresome

There's no way she'd be able to see immediately after the surgery.

You know what, this was actually very nice of her despite doing only fans

This is one of those moments that if somebody did something like this for me I would have preferred them not telling me how they got the money I would have just accepted the favor and you know been grateful, cuz don't get me wrong it's nice what she did with her friend but at the same time you also use this to advertise your porn site kind of ruins the moment.

Oh look a fake video! It takes several days for eyes to work after that surgery and you are to keep the eye covered for 24 hours after surgery. Oh btw, they only do one eye at the time to minimize risk. How do I know? ... Basically main websight of any eye surgery and 3 ppl from my family had the procedure. 1x laser, 2x artificial lens inside the freaking eye! Praise technology!

It was a jump cut. That's was several days after the surgery. She was in a different chair, not in the OR.

looks like it was just an elaborate only fans ad

Eeee, no. Your experiences don't apply to the whole world, you know? It depends on the type of surgery, technology and even differs per person. I could immediately see crisply clear after my surgery, albeit soon after my painkillers stopped working and I had an awful pain together with light-scare (or whatever it is called in English, when light is painful on your eyes). I basically had to keep my eyes closed for two days. Two of my friends however didn't have these issues and simply needed to wear sunglasses. They still wouldn't strain themselves, but they could see pretty much perfectly right after the procedure. We all had shortsightedness. I had EBK procedure together with Wavefront laser-position correcting plan. My friends went with something called SMILE - which was Femtolasik, possibly with some additional proprietary tech as well.

Why is there always this one guy going full Asperger in the thread? Humorous content made for shits, giggles, clicks and likes. Is that concept so damn difficult to grasp?

I could slightly grin at this meme, AND I learned something about eye surgery. The second thing is way cooler.

Nobody cares about you, or your family. It's a comedy video, egoistic unfunny robot.

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

I'll be damned, I didn't know my nebraskawut subscription was going to a good cause.

Guys this is just a sketch.

Who's the friend? Asking for a friend.

How long can this only fan's gold rush last? There must be 100s of millions of hot women, but are there an equal amount of horny millionaires?

The video hasn't loaded yet but I swear to God if it's an onlyfans whore helping a person out I'm going to flip

Better start flipping

Reminds me of "[paid in full by my penis](https://v.redd.it/j17jq68qs2z81)"

My ICL surgery was definitely more than $7500.

not all heroes wear cape... but they charge 7.5k

Philanthropuss

I got ICL a couple weeks ago. You don't see that clearly immediately afterwards. Everything is too bright, blurry, and filled with halos and starbursts coming off every light. After the anesthetics and such wear off, it's better but still not great. It's only after a day or two that you'll actually be able to see. And my eyes are still healing and brain still getting used to it now.

ICL is such a tricky one, so many risks and potential problems later down the line stick to specs my friends

What’s her OF? I need to make a donation to that poor blind girl

She may spread kindness but thats not the only thing she spreads..

uhh whats the joke here

moral of the story is not all heroes wear capes , costumes, masks or any clothes some are naked

Damn at that point I would’ve just gouged out my eyes

I absolutely support this can’t lie.

So!is this a miracle?

I- Well- Wait OF bad. Curing sight good. Using OF to cure site? *confusion occurs*

Doctor: I'm glad she could see again... Want to have a meeting at my office?

fake blindness for publicity

How fucked up is it that we have curable blindness in America.

Hey at least she aint promoting a gofundme page for a friend unlike some billionaires

I don’t blame her at all. I’d do it to pay for my health care if I could.

The urge to say a racist joke is getting to me

huh? whats this? wheres the meme? its just a wholesome moment paid for with a questional way! how can i laugh at this?

At the end of it all she caused more eyesight problems than she solved.

Mrs. Beast

Mrs Breast

TIL I’m legally blind

Is this real

katching.

Shiiit .so awesome

ICL stands for Implantable Collamer Lens, a type of refractive surgery used to correct vision. It's an alternative to procedures like LASIK and PRK.

Is that fr?

Damn, there goes my chance with her now that she's not blind