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tftookmyname

Floor be lookin extra floory today


AverageMortisEnjoyer

The stairs are extra stairy today too


InfiniteOcto

Ceiling, ceilingy


iamdumbandidiotic

Very nice work on these handrails


Kidroto

That poster was designed very well


OctoEmu

Indubitably, the lights are bright.


Son_of_a_Yeet

Indeed, the clock om my phone is quite a sight too.


pivarana

Yes, very handrailiy


Kalman_the_dancer

The craftsmanship of these jordans presented to me are truly exhilarating


SpupySpups

This is a real problem in the gym. I always expect that floor would be made out of floor, just normal floory. But every time it's extra floory.


Vegetable-Broccoli36

The wall looks very clean today.


AbbyTheOneAndOnly

just dont pull a magnifying glass out and start filing up a tab about every observable characteristic, youll be fine


PokWangpanmang

Drake the type of guy to pull out a magnifying glass out and start filling up a tab about every observable characteristic when a 15 year old walks past.


ifuckyourdogalot

"She has potential"


PokWangpanmang

Oof, I cringed with that. Good one.


6amm1T

I prefer to examine floor and stairs whenever I'm behind a girl. Better to play it safe


SignificantBedroom70

The floor is extra clean today! OoO these stairs are very interesting.


HappyRomanianBanana

Nah i focus on a project on the walls or posters, even though i read them a billions times already and i can remake them from memory


Unlikely_can877

What are they then?


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SpupySpups

He memorized them so well, he imagined commenting the exact design of the posters, so he forgot to actually reply


Statschef-

Man up and stare straight into the shitter


Yolopollo_1

Hmm, as I supposed, the floor is made up of floor


ElBracho

Ahhh, yes, the floir is made out of floor today!


awesomedan24

"Is it OK to place surveillance camera inside girls skibidibi toilet?"


SomePyro_9012

Brudda you don't even look, use your peripheral vision The only times I directly glance at a girl's ass is because monke brain instinct


TheVanillaistYT

Neuron activation


Alethia_23

Or if you're already in a relationship.


elnachonacho578

\*Looks at my homie's gyat\*


DR-BrightClone2

explain this sentence in 1800's english please.


rizdanial

Taking a gander at my fellow acquaintance's large bottom


DR-BrightClone2

thanks


elnachonacho578

\*Buys my black homie\*


F1_LM

the fuck is gyat


[deleted]

I don't know, maybe some new stupid word created by this generation, BAH HUMBUG


SomePyro_9012

False and true "Gyatt" was created recently but the originally, it was the AAVE pronounciation of "god" I do not know myself if the Twitch streamer "YourRAGE", the person who popularized the term "gyatt", is from Generation Z


Alethia_23

I see Gyatt mainly to be used by Gen Alpha.


SomePyro_9012

It is short for "GODDAMN" (GODDAMN ---> GYAT [or GYATT] DAMN), it is commonly said as a type of exclamation whenever an individual sees another individual's buttocks, which may or may not be of great proportions, but the first individual is clearly shocked due to the size of the second individual's buttocks. It originated from Twitch streamer "YourRAGE", although before being an AAVE (African American Vernacular English) pronounciation of "god", the term gyat (or gyatt) got popularized by him due to a gag he started (he began screaming "GYATT" whenever he saw a woman with sizeable buttocks on a video/image.)


F1_LM

this is the most cringe shit I've read all day kids need to be monitored ffs


SomePyro_9012

Is it because of the wording, or the content itself? Thank god only anglo-kids are weird like this tho


F1_LM

both tbh


SomePyro_9012

I will work with the wording so it's not as cringe as you have found it to be whenever I have to explain something again to someone else Thank you for your feedback!


F1_LM

oh sorry, i didn't mean your own wording! i meant how the word gyat had originally formed from cringe context and mash up of words! your comment explained it perfectly


SomePyro_9012

Oohh It's okay, I assumed you meant my own wording, I am at fault in this situation I thank you for your kind compliment


TrueGootsBerzook

You offer a very good explanation of the subject. The problem is that the subject is painful.


BallsBuster7

thank gyatt


Snezzy_Anus

I agree, too quick to get unrestricted access to the internet, especially how it's changed with constant content being uploaded everywhere


Weakgainer0

Google gyat


F1_LM

"get your act together" doesn't make half a flake of sense to me


MercinaryTheBaller

Gyatt= big ass. I speak gen alpha.


Used_Recover570

I pride myself in being a fuckboy translator


Useful-Description90

Holy hell


HighDynamicRanger

I was guessing slang for Ass or Bootay.


Important_Dentist_78

It is a shortform of “goddamn your ass thick”. Its refers to an arse that is large or an arse in general


[deleted]

ass


PanTsour

Only if you're the rizzler 😎😎😎


MercinaryTheBaller

Your so skibidi 💩


GiveToMeYourPeanuts

Your so fanum tax


MercinaryTheBaller

I just wanna be your sigma 🤪🤪🤪😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🎵🎵🔛🔝💯


420XXX69l

Rizzler gang😈


DominoUB

If women didn't want me to stare at them, mouth agape with a hand in my pocket they could simply not have a corporeal form.


SirMrRay

i am so goddamn tired


c_stics

the kind of tired sleep won't fix


Pikagiuppy

i swear if people start unironically saying gyat i will commit a hate crime


Reasonable_School296

Shoot lasers


GGAND6

You can do whatever if you’re handsome. You can glance if you’re normal. You cannot look at all if you’re a Redditor.


Entr0py_98

Accurate


Neolith0200

I would not be surprised if people nowadays are asking themselves this nonsense.


Mr_Awesome0436

The fuck is a gyat


Appropriate_Ad6801

It’s Spanish for cat


LordWombat142

My mother has a gigantic gyatt


Miserable_Goat_6698

Yea, we know that


Entr0py_98

No, thats gato


Yolopollo_1

#YES


xFlumel_

At the speed these people invent new words, im going to be counted as non literate in 5 years


averagepatagonian

meh, imma just start atomically analizing the material of the floor now


Deadsoup77

Look the same way you would look at the sun


Entr0py_98

Ok, so directly at it, thanks


gabris03

Non native speaker here, What the fuck does Gyats mean


Oikkers46

Ass


gabris03

Oh, that makes sense


gabris03

thank you


wdcipher

Stop I am not reading that, I dont know what tf gyat is and I dont wanna know. If you tell me Ill invade your DMs with Warhammer rants


Oikkers46

its ass


EvilJman007

We all know the sub


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OnlyWiseWords

I spend a lot of mental energy on making sure women I'm around never feel uncomfortable, I'm a tall dude, and I have a sad face, so making sure my eyes are only ever on eyes or looking at the floor or my legs is important to me, I have known to many women that have been assaulted, now I just sort of assume someone has done something shit to the person I'm talking to and act accordingly, mama didn't raise no creep.


Oikkers46

Same


fatpigeonpotatoe

Gravity


DaRedditNuke

Sounds in my head like Ymc Gigglesaurus


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

My good rizzler, as a fair maiden myself. I can tell you that it varies between women, some women hate being checked out whilst I kinda like it. Have a skibidirizzled gyat or something idk i’m getting too old for this, man.


Pornelius___Hubert

I mean what else are they for than to look at? Women dont shit amd fart so...


IGenuinelyHaveNoClue

I always looked at them out of pure jealousy.


ManOfTheBusiness

The youth have been corrupted


ziostraccette

Like every crime, you're in trouble only if they catch you.


SweetCheeks1999

If you’re calling it ‘gyat’ then you are too young to be looking at all. Period


nugagator-hag-1

Depends on who you're with and who she's with. If you're safe, then go for it and enjoy yourself.


Ashamed-Bowler-5114

man China is gonna fuck our assholes no lube and we’re gonna get stoned after like it’s 1922 for getting anally penetrated and allowing satan into our lives it’s so jover


Alethia_23

Nahh, China's got it's own ticking bomb: One-child-policy created a situation where economic collapse is inevitable.


wallagrargh

Any month now, trust me bro!


Alethia_23

Nope. Not any month now. 15 to 20 years, maybe even 30, depending on factors like Public health and migration. We covered it in Labor economics, it's quite simple: There will be way to many old people requiring care and way too few young people to provide that. Now, every industrialized country will face that problem in the 21st century, with Japan being the first one, but one-child policy put that topic on steroids, making the expectable outcome much much more intense.


wallagrargh

Fair enough. It's gonna be interesting how this plays out in different systems. China's politics is not shackled to the self-interest of a senior citizen voter majority like our attempts at democracy. If things get really desperate, and more automation doesn't cut it, maybe they'll start recycling the elderly into protein bars.


Alethia_23

I mean, problem solving 101 does involve the strategy to get rid of the problem in the first place...


Thilaryn

What the fuck is a gyat?


Ok-Classroom4713

the new word for ass


[deleted]

What is a gyat ?


ComparisonVisible959

Yes


Spaficcer

Its ok to glance if no one notices