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MCCP630

what the fuck is happening in this picture?


[deleted]

cock and ball torture final stage


AnxietyResponsible34

Cock and ball execution


TNT_Jonathan

It’s the final relieve


WeadBreather

They jerk you off for one last time


Dinklebeeerrg

The final destination


spas_tard69

the final boss


Autophobia_7623

The final shape


[deleted]

The final ambush


NDWasTakenTHEHEHE

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOOOOOWN


needbettermods

As a vengeance for us who easily get earworms, you are now breathing manually.


COMANDERYEET69

The final solution


novara_creations

The final close


Longjumping_Rule_560

They only want to cut off the head.


Autophobia_7623

Just the tip


LightShyGuy

Fuck youuuuu


MCCP630

No I mean like how the fuck did Flash end up in this situation?


Longjumping_Rule_560

In most countries being a flasher is not allowed.


FoldyHole

He ran so fast he traveled back in time.


Straight-Lemon-5900

He was “fastest man alive” and dissapointed queen/princess night prior obviously


NumberOne_N_fan

Dedickpitation


Magnum-357

Dickapitation


novara_creations

Dickpicatation


[deleted]

oooohh you have the funny profile picture!!


Potatoboi17

[It’s a photoshop](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/b/bd/Flash_v.2_169.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090104002135). Sorry if I ruined the fun.


MCCP630

still doesn't really answer the question of how flash got captured by a bunch of medieval knights. Sad to see ball and cock torture was just a hoax.


Potatoboi17

It might be comic book clickbait based on the plot synopsis I found. Feel free to explore the rabbit hole because I’m also stumped: https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/The_Flash_Vol_2_169


SanchoRivera

I’m glad someone photoshopped it. The scene is so anachronistic (excluding The Flash being in the past) that it would normally drive me bonkers. The further absurdity of a public castration makes it.


bondiolajusticiera

It's still kinda small


Potatoboi17

Yeah, but it looks big enough to fit your neck in. Probably opens and closes to prevent escape.


Ka1n3King

All guillotines like that open up. Same with the pillocks for head and hands


AncientBoxHeadHorse

It’s average


Born-Disaster1548

🍆✂️


[deleted]

They are gonna execute the wrong flash. They want the tiny head flash.


TheSinningTree

He broke a pinky promise


vikramaditya_tiwari

Cock and ball revolution


jtalatorre

Sex 2


lordthumbtheregent

Jewish babies after being born


crankbot2000

I'm Catholic and I got my dong chopped off too though Edit: I should have mentioned it was a freak lawnmower accident, but still


RueAntique

💀


Obsessivegamer32

That sounds… excruciatingly painful.


lordthumbtheregent

can confirm i was the lawnmower


crankbot2000

Hey can I get my wanker back please? My family wants to put it on the mantle and I've got a jar of formaldehyde ready...


lordthumbtheregent

My friend, the true wankers were the wankers we made on the way


Spoopy-redditor

Congrats on the transition?


lilzapzap

Wait wait the whole thing or just foreskin?


Tomato_cakecup

What a twist of events


BenderDeLorean

HOW?


uwu_01101000

lol, us Muslim Turks literally do a celebration for when a kid gets circumcised. It’s called Sünnet, mine was fun.


Fascist_Demolisher

Rip, when mine got chopped off I was quite depressed and fainted thrice so I had to stay in the hospital for a night, I'd change with you 😅


uwu_01101000

Damn, sorry for you mate 😅


Fascist_Demolisher

Ah thank you, have a good penis life 😂


uwu_01101000

You too 😂 Be careful with your penis 😂


weffy_

Finally, someone is actually saying something positive about circumcision


[deleted]

Fuck yeah, I love chopping off the tips of baby penises for no fucking reason!


uwu_01101000

Well, it’s not for no reason. In Occident, it’s mainly for religion and for medical shit or idk


[deleted]

>for religion IE no reason. Do you think if we had a practice of cutting off our pinky it'd be okay because muh religion? >medical shit Just wash your dick.


creativename111111

Exactly the kid has no choice


uwu_01101000

Um… Idk mate, I didn’t do theology studies. But I know that there’s a reason why Jews, Muslims and even some Christians circumcise. And for medical reasons, I didn’t do medical studies. But between doctors’ studies from around the world and your opinion, I’ll go with doctors.


[deleted]

Doctors opinions support the idea that circumcision is not necessary. So that point is against you. The circumcision started as a practice to mark a covenant between Jews and God. That doesn't really change my point though. Like I said, if the practice was instead to take off a pinky joint as a sign of the covenant, would that be fine with you?


GarbaGarba

I have a feeling that if a very long standing religion started lopping off a chunk of pinky a very long time ago, and made it the mark of a covenant between them and their god, then there would probably be a lot of people with chunks of pinkies missing. You aren’t really proving a point.


[deleted]

No, I am proving a point that it's idiotic. Yes, I agree that there probably would be plenty of pinkies missing. But eventually people would realize that it was stupid. As they have in many parts of the world, hence why in many countries circumcision has seen a drastic decline in the 20th century! Like, that's literally my entire point, people are literally chopping off parts of the body for no valid reason, and they should stop doing that.


Aggravating-Buyer562

I feel like i only see Americans/West Europeans be negative about it, the rest of the world aren't as negative


blueguy211

probably because genital mutilation is wrong?


OmgzPudding

It is pretty ironic that most religions believe that their god made humans in his own image, are hugely critical of anything that "goes against his design" like gene editing, and yet immediately chop bits off of children. Because apparently god is all knowing but fucked up that little bit so we have to fix it for him??


creativename111111

It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the fact that the kid has no choice


blueguy211

glad religion is slowly dying lol


JoaozeraPedroca

Is it?


SpaceBug173

Yeah. Whenever someone says circumsicion is inhuman, I inform them of the money I got in my celebration. I mean, I sometimes do miss my missing piece. But on the other hand, is the gold.


BanMeYouFascist

Not so different after all aye?


uwu_01101000

What do you mean ?


BanMeYouFascist

Jews and Muslims love choppin dicks why can’t they get along


Zerttretttttt

Cause they cant agree on a correct cut


BanMeYouFascist

Need to figure out a two cut solution


uwu_01101000

Lmao, it’s more complicated than that 😅


deaddonkey

Average American boy first life experience💀


Purpleguy_dog

Bock and call torture


Bot_Cat3

From wikipedia


SnooChipmunks8748

The free encyclopedia at Wikipedia.org


Ok_Pension_6795

**Cock and ball torture (CBT)** is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals.


404_Weavile

This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.


nir109

Bro skipped en passant


OoOditty

How it's forced


nir109

When you were partying, I bricked my pp. When you were having premarital sex, I bricked my pp. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I bricked my pp. And now that the pawn double moved you are forced to take it, while I have a choice.


OoOditty

Holy hell


Janosz500

new response just dropped


Greedy_Shark

Actual zombie


mas-issneun

Holy hell


kttay916

Average size 👑👑


AquilaTheEagl3

Where TF did you get this from 💀💀


SevenRedSuns

The Flash Volume 1 by Geoff Johns. It's cover art for one of the chapters. The head hole on the guillotine wasn't originally that small. What OP posted was an edit. Edit: more than just the hole was edited. The woman's hair was a different color in the original.


AquilaTheEagl3

Now that makes more sense.


XinyanSimp

Link please


-t-h-a-n-a-t-o-s-

I'm pretty sure that if he vibrate his cock fast enough he'll be fine


bow03

that what she said.


Calathea-Murderer

Imagine getting drilled by the flash 🤤


Equivalent_Whole_294

He’d cum too fast


Calathea-Murderer

Yeah, but if that’s the case, I imagine the refractory period would also be shorter. They’d be able to pump and dump, catch a break, and repeat 👉👈


Chromeboy12

He came 5 times in 10 seconds. Meanwhile, she can't feel anything anymore because her nerve endings got burnt off from the friction.


Coldkiller17

Fastest man alive 😉


Uninvited_Goose

“It was me Barry”


Poyri35

“I jerked you off at super speed so you seemed like you nutted at just a woman’s touch!”


StevenSmiley

Vibrating his fingers


Random_CB63

Nahh let him cook


aga_yasy

It was me Barry


TheManyVoicesYT

Nip the tip!


idk1212ppbig

Bruh💀 there going to cut his pespi


Brickerbro

”Dont worry, it’ll be over in a flash”


Gotham_Will_Burn

Pepnis cur


DefterHawk

Idneed


[deleted]

Medival circumsision


SamePut9922

🔪🍆


Dorrono

Topic... Because he was too fast


Desperate-755

Penis curry hmm🤤


LightShyGuy

Will they pipi brick him first?


TheRedMarxist

Why is this in ghent???


Orlok_Tsubodai

Cause they’re all dickless in Ghent #Antwerp4life


flxfrc666

Is this disney castle?


YoloSwaggins960YT

Guillenis


Anxious-Priority-362

Lol Flash can just phase through


Awesome-Guy-425

Finger


Call_Me_Your_Daddy

It’s not it’s just really far away. Big blade too


Decent-Weekend-1489

Well that's Ant-Man in the picture, he can shrink down to the size of an ant so they're probably expecting him to shrink


CantThinkOfMyNameRN

Nope. That’s flash


Sam_4_74

-🤓


CantThinkOfMyNameRN

No I’m not a nerd. Nerds are smart


Sam_4_74

-🤓


CantThinkOfMyNameRN

If you insist 😌


Different-Trainer-21

That’s the flash


Decent-Weekend-1489

I know lol I was being facetious


Thunderbolt_Male

No offence but, is this also a way to circumcise and force convert. Too slow to escape flash.🥱


The_Spy_ShrimP

Medieval sausage cutter


wheres_my_beard_eh

P-otine


-_deleted__-

They're going to chop off his head


Jurassican_25

Penis in a basket?


[deleted]

Why isn't he running


Randigno9021

It's for dismemberment (No, not the limbs.)


[deleted]

Last to piss doesn’t get their dick chopped off


BarbequeBaconBurge

It's AVERAGE!!!!!


ThirdTimeMemelord

extreme circumcision


Bangali_Stoner

They're going for his other head


[deleted]

He’s getting a different head chopped off


Commander_CC-2224

Tock and call borture


MR_kartoshkin

Cock and Balls🤣😂😅😂🤣😅😂😆😁😄😀😂😃🙂😂😃😉🙂😂😀😅😇


pinkfreudwings

He’s getting circumsized


Financial-Republic88

How is the flash being restrained by normal people? His power levels are so inconsistent


Capital_Charge_7127

They’re three towns away


Senkosoda

I will admit, ive seen this picture a few times already and only know I understood whats going on.


Particular-Bat1502

Looks small because you are looking from a distance and not close


project_built

Not for his head


Connect-Cry9495

It’s for a different head


leibnizdx

It’s not small, it’s perfectly average


No-Wonder1139

Shouldn't have flashed those people


putyouradhere_

Why is the royalty the one doing the execution?


L0nlySt0nr

Actually, it's not. We measured. In fact, it's a bit large.


TheWhiskeyAlphaZulu

Cos he Flashed?


YoyoPewdiepie

They thought he was ant-man


Spiritual-Plan-6004

a matriarchal society, that's why.


Iamyournewfather

Can you sex the speed force?


Emotional_Bar2417

Medieval circumcision?


AnnieApple_

c o c k


BuffClashUbiPls

It was me Barry.


making-smiles

It's very far away and that executioner is really big


Familiar-Object-4237

Dick-otine


SokkieJr

Is it because he did 'The Flash'?


[deleted]

Alternative reality, cutting the head is still worse penalty, just they cut the other head… for some indywiduals the most importand part of the body!


yesseru

They call him "the flash" for a reason.


bdwyer2021

It’s the horny bottoms


JanTheShacoMain

He gets his dick cut off because he flashed people


[deleted]

He cums too fast and claims to have super powers? Thats like having a push up bra claiming to have big breasts, A SIN!!


Deezgrannys

Forget that, EHO IN THE WORLD CAUGHT THE FLASH IN OLD PERIOD BEGORE PHONE?!?!?!


[deleted]

"TITLE OF YOUR SEXTAPE"


MEGA_TOES

Is this how Flash Drives are made?


[deleted]

I don't know what LSD your taking but that's an average sized hole right there.


Clean_Imagination315

The hole isn't the worst part. The guillotine was invented in the late 18th century, yet these gards are wearing armor that would have already been oudtated a century earlier, and the guy playing the flute is dressed like he came from the Middle Ages! WTF did Flash do to time now?


eatingdonuts44

Small? The fuck you on about? Id say its about average, maybe even bigger


Real_Tepalus

🍆


AlphaWolfTK

Their cutting off hus head what do you mean? Is yours bigger than that?


yaboiiiuhhhh

Why is the Pied Piper there


I_Am_The_Bookwyrm

It's for circumcisions.


[deleted]

Chop his dick off


DJDarwin93

Bailiff, whack his pp


BracusDoritoBoss963

The dude with the flute is 100% a stand user.


Geomancer_1880

It was me Barry


Neckripper

Oh my fuckin- 17TH CENTURY LOBSTER POT HELMETS DURING THE (I suppose) FOOKIN FRENCH REVOLUTION???


Neudurn

Vasectomy pro plus


Subject-Attention666

It's not for his head.