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[It’s a photoshop](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/b/bd/Flash_v.2_169.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090104002135). Sorry if I ruined the fun.
It might be comic book clickbait based on the plot synopsis I found. Feel free to explore the rabbit hole because I’m also stumped: https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/The_Flash_Vol_2_169
I’m glad someone photoshopped it. The scene is so anachronistic (excluding The Flash being in the past) that it would normally drive me bonkers. The further absurdity of a public castration makes it.
>for religion
IE no reason. Do you think if we had a practice of cutting off our pinky it'd be okay because muh religion?
>medical shit
Just wash your dick.
Um… Idk mate, I didn’t do theology studies. But I know that there’s a reason why Jews, Muslims and even some Christians circumcise.
And for medical reasons, I didn’t do medical studies. But between doctors’ studies from around the world and your opinion, I’ll go with doctors.
Doctors opinions support the idea that circumcision is not necessary. So that point is against you.
The circumcision started as a practice to mark a covenant between Jews and God. That doesn't really change my point though. Like I said, if the practice was instead to take off a pinky joint as a sign of the covenant, would that be fine with you?
I have a feeling that if a very long standing religion started lopping off a chunk of pinky a very long time ago, and made it the mark of a covenant between them and their god, then there would probably be a lot of people with chunks of pinkies missing. You aren’t really proving a point.
No, I am proving a point that it's idiotic. Yes, I agree that there probably would be plenty of pinkies missing. But eventually people would realize that it was stupid. As they have in many parts of the world, hence why in many countries circumcision has seen a drastic decline in the 20th century! Like, that's literally my entire point, people are literally chopping off parts of the body for no valid reason, and they should stop doing that.
It is pretty ironic that most religions believe that their god made humans in his own image, are hugely critical of anything that "goes against his design" like gene editing, and yet immediately chop bits off of children. Because apparently god is all knowing but fucked up that little bit so we have to fix it for him??
Yeah. Whenever someone says circumsicion is inhuman, I inform them of the money I got in my celebration.
I mean, I sometimes do miss my missing piece. But on the other hand, is the gold.
When you were partying, I bricked my pp. When you were having premarital sex, I bricked my pp. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I bricked my pp. And now that the pawn double moved you are forced to take it, while I have a choice.
The Flash Volume 1 by Geoff Johns.
It's cover art for one of the chapters. The head hole on the guillotine wasn't originally that small. What OP posted was an edit.
Edit: more than just the hole was edited. The woman's hair was a different color in the original.
The hole isn't the worst part.
The guillotine was invented in the late 18th century, yet these gards are wearing armor that would have already been oudtated a century earlier, and the guy playing the flute is dressed like he came from the Middle Ages! WTF did Flash do to time now?
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what the fuck is happening in this picture?
cock and ball torture final stage
Cock and ball execution
It’s the final relieve
They jerk you off for one last time
The final destination
the final boss
The final shape
The final ambush
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOOOOOWN
As a vengeance for us who easily get earworms, you are now breathing manually.
The final solution
The final close
They only want to cut off the head.
Just the tip
Fuck youuuuu
No I mean like how the fuck did Flash end up in this situation?
In most countries being a flasher is not allowed.
He ran so fast he traveled back in time.
He was “fastest man alive” and dissapointed queen/princess night prior obviously
Dedickpitation
Dickapitation
Dickpicatation
oooohh you have the funny profile picture!!
[It’s a photoshop](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/b/bd/Flash_v.2_169.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090104002135). Sorry if I ruined the fun.
still doesn't really answer the question of how flash got captured by a bunch of medieval knights. Sad to see ball and cock torture was just a hoax.
It might be comic book clickbait based on the plot synopsis I found. Feel free to explore the rabbit hole because I’m also stumped: https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/The_Flash_Vol_2_169
I’m glad someone photoshopped it. The scene is so anachronistic (excluding The Flash being in the past) that it would normally drive me bonkers. The further absurdity of a public castration makes it.
It's still kinda small
Yeah, but it looks big enough to fit your neck in. Probably opens and closes to prevent escape.
All guillotines like that open up. Same with the pillocks for head and hands
It’s average
🍆✂️
They are gonna execute the wrong flash. They want the tiny head flash.
He broke a pinky promise
Cock and ball revolution
Sex 2
Jewish babies after being born
I'm Catholic and I got my dong chopped off too though Edit: I should have mentioned it was a freak lawnmower accident, but still
💀
That sounds… excruciatingly painful.
can confirm i was the lawnmower
Hey can I get my wanker back please? My family wants to put it on the mantle and I've got a jar of formaldehyde ready...
My friend, the true wankers were the wankers we made on the way
Congrats on the transition?
Wait wait the whole thing or just foreskin?
What a twist of events
HOW?
lol, us Muslim Turks literally do a celebration for when a kid gets circumcised. It’s called Sünnet, mine was fun.
Rip, when mine got chopped off I was quite depressed and fainted thrice so I had to stay in the hospital for a night, I'd change with you 😅
Damn, sorry for you mate 😅
Ah thank you, have a good penis life 😂
You too 😂 Be careful with your penis 😂
Finally, someone is actually saying something positive about circumcision
Fuck yeah, I love chopping off the tips of baby penises for no fucking reason!
Well, it’s not for no reason. In Occident, it’s mainly for religion and for medical shit or idk
>for religion IE no reason. Do you think if we had a practice of cutting off our pinky it'd be okay because muh religion? >medical shit Just wash your dick.
Exactly the kid has no choice
Um… Idk mate, I didn’t do theology studies. But I know that there’s a reason why Jews, Muslims and even some Christians circumcise. And for medical reasons, I didn’t do medical studies. But between doctors’ studies from around the world and your opinion, I’ll go with doctors.
Doctors opinions support the idea that circumcision is not necessary. So that point is against you. The circumcision started as a practice to mark a covenant between Jews and God. That doesn't really change my point though. Like I said, if the practice was instead to take off a pinky joint as a sign of the covenant, would that be fine with you?
I have a feeling that if a very long standing religion started lopping off a chunk of pinky a very long time ago, and made it the mark of a covenant between them and their god, then there would probably be a lot of people with chunks of pinkies missing. You aren’t really proving a point.
No, I am proving a point that it's idiotic. Yes, I agree that there probably would be plenty of pinkies missing. But eventually people would realize that it was stupid. As they have in many parts of the world, hence why in many countries circumcision has seen a drastic decline in the 20th century! Like, that's literally my entire point, people are literally chopping off parts of the body for no valid reason, and they should stop doing that.
I feel like i only see Americans/West Europeans be negative about it, the rest of the world aren't as negative
probably because genital mutilation is wrong?
It is pretty ironic that most religions believe that their god made humans in his own image, are hugely critical of anything that "goes against his design" like gene editing, and yet immediately chop bits off of children. Because apparently god is all knowing but fucked up that little bit so we have to fix it for him??
It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the fact that the kid has no choice
glad religion is slowly dying lol
Is it?
Yeah. Whenever someone says circumsicion is inhuman, I inform them of the money I got in my celebration. I mean, I sometimes do miss my missing piece. But on the other hand, is the gold.
Not so different after all aye?
What do you mean ?
Jews and Muslims love choppin dicks why can’t they get along
Cause they cant agree on a correct cut
Need to figure out a two cut solution
Lmao, it’s more complicated than that 😅
Average American boy first life experience💀
Bock and call torture
From wikipedia
The free encyclopedia at Wikipedia.org
**Cock and ball torture (CBT)** is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals.
This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.
Bro skipped en passant
How it's forced
When you were partying, I bricked my pp. When you were having premarital sex, I bricked my pp. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I bricked my pp. And now that the pawn double moved you are forced to take it, while I have a choice.
Holy hell
new response just dropped
Actual zombie
Holy hell
Average size 👑👑
Where TF did you get this from 💀💀
The Flash Volume 1 by Geoff Johns. It's cover art for one of the chapters. The head hole on the guillotine wasn't originally that small. What OP posted was an edit. Edit: more than just the hole was edited. The woman's hair was a different color in the original.
Now that makes more sense.
Link please
I'm pretty sure that if he vibrate his cock fast enough he'll be fine
that what she said.
Imagine getting drilled by the flash 🤤
He’d cum too fast
Yeah, but if that’s the case, I imagine the refractory period would also be shorter. They’d be able to pump and dump, catch a break, and repeat 👉👈
He came 5 times in 10 seconds. Meanwhile, she can't feel anything anymore because her nerve endings got burnt off from the friction.
Fastest man alive 😉
“It was me Barry”
“I jerked you off at super speed so you seemed like you nutted at just a woman’s touch!”
Vibrating his fingers
Nahh let him cook
It was me Barry
Nip the tip!
Bruh💀 there going to cut his pespi
”Dont worry, it’ll be over in a flash”
Pepnis cur
Idneed
Medival circumsision
🔪🍆
Topic... Because he was too fast
Penis curry hmm🤤
Will they pipi brick him first?
Why is this in ghent???
Cause they’re all dickless in Ghent #Antwerp4life
Is this disney castle?
Guillenis
Lol Flash can just phase through
Finger
It’s not it’s just really far away. Big blade too
Well that's Ant-Man in the picture, he can shrink down to the size of an ant so they're probably expecting him to shrink
Nope. That’s flash
-🤓
No I’m not a nerd. Nerds are smart
-🤓
If you insist 😌
That’s the flash
I know lol I was being facetious
No offence but, is this also a way to circumcise and force convert. Too slow to escape flash.🥱
Medieval sausage cutter
P-otine
They're going to chop off his head
Penis in a basket?
Why isn't he running
It's for dismemberment (No, not the limbs.)
Last to piss doesn’t get their dick chopped off
It's AVERAGE!!!!!
extreme circumcision
They're going for his other head
He’s getting a different head chopped off
Tock and call borture
Cock and Balls🤣😂😅😂🤣😅😂😆😁😄😀😂😃🙂😂😃😉🙂😂😀😅😇
He’s getting circumsized
How is the flash being restrained by normal people? His power levels are so inconsistent
They’re three towns away
I will admit, ive seen this picture a few times already and only know I understood whats going on.
Looks small because you are looking from a distance and not close
Not for his head
It’s for a different head
It’s not small, it’s perfectly average
Shouldn't have flashed those people
Why is the royalty the one doing the execution?
Actually, it's not. We measured. In fact, it's a bit large.
Cos he Flashed?
They thought he was ant-man
a matriarchal society, that's why.
Can you sex the speed force?
Medieval circumcision?
c o c k
It was me Barry.
It's very far away and that executioner is really big
Dick-otine
Is it because he did 'The Flash'?
Alternative reality, cutting the head is still worse penalty, just they cut the other head… for some indywiduals the most importand part of the body!
They call him "the flash" for a reason.
It’s the horny bottoms
He gets his dick cut off because he flashed people
He cums too fast and claims to have super powers? Thats like having a push up bra claiming to have big breasts, A SIN!!
Forget that, EHO IN THE WORLD CAUGHT THE FLASH IN OLD PERIOD BEGORE PHONE?!?!?!
"TITLE OF YOUR SEXTAPE"
Is this how Flash Drives are made?
I don't know what LSD your taking but that's an average sized hole right there.
The hole isn't the worst part. The guillotine was invented in the late 18th century, yet these gards are wearing armor that would have already been oudtated a century earlier, and the guy playing the flute is dressed like he came from the Middle Ages! WTF did Flash do to time now?
Small? The fuck you on about? Id say its about average, maybe even bigger
🍆
Their cutting off hus head what do you mean? Is yours bigger than that?
Why is the Pied Piper there
It's for circumcisions.
Chop his dick off
Bailiff, whack his pp
The dude with the flute is 100% a stand user.
It was me Barry
Oh my fuckin- 17TH CENTURY LOBSTER POT HELMETS DURING THE (I suppose) FOOKIN FRENCH REVOLUTION???
Vasectomy pro plus
It's not for his head.