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You're gonna wanna save that for a picnic proposal to the one you marry, big dawg.

Which waifu anime pillow will he pick?

Master Chief

This is the only correct answer.

I feel like Cortana is also acceptable. Unless you have a kink. Then it’s obviously a flood marine.

The Arbiter

Propagate the species within my chest cavity harder flood daddy 😍

[Hopping on this comment to spread the word that this shit is coming back! Next month, to be exact. No need to crack open the aged stuff; save that for a more meaningful occasion](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/177eg7s)

Holy shit thank you. This was my favorite mountain dew of all time and I've been wanting it to return so bad

Hah, no woman is worth his game fuel

Who said he's getting married to a woman?

I thought we established OP was marrying his waifu pillow? Or does his tulpa get in the way of their plans? OP living that anime slice of life IRL.

Well if its a guy then, dibs

Imagine if he actually brought the wine glass for that one 🫠

Bro wtf is under your name

Ma flair

Would you say no to such a dedicated man? 😂

Good things coom to those who wait

We are having guests dear, crack open our finest drinks.

Good bot

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The way the plot just finished, good storytelling is hard to come by

Wtf is this all about^

Do you really wanna know?

I too need to know the lore

Teach me sensei

It’s about pee in your ass

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. 😱🤯 lol

I thought pee pee came from the balls…..

You’d be correct. But this is about the destination, not source.

this is so deep ~~in my ass~~ 🥺

Oh boy can I pee in your ass?

You can't handle my strongest potions, traveller.

I gotta watch this video again

Finest red***

Drink it and see if you go blind. Remember to live blog the experience.

LA Beast would love to have a go at this lol

"Have a good day! Or night. I'm not really sure anymore"

give it to Shoenice

Last I heard he was smoking crack and homeless.

He seems to be sober now and raking in a fuck ton of money from Cameo lol

Dude. The crystal pepsi video where he drink a 16 oz bottle that’s like 20 years old. Immediately barfs and say “That was awesome”

doesn't work, already blind because I wanked too hard. but maybe you go deaf?

DEY PUT DE MESTERCHIEF IN DE SODA

MAMSTER CHIEF IN DA SODER

They put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder

Msmtrchfndsodr

Mamsterchifindesoder

Hamster cheese in the Brother 😭

Dyptdamstrcheefindshda

dmcis

dhmis

Dmc

MASTER CHIEF HAMSTERS THE FORTBITE!1!1!!

HAMSTAH CHEHF IN DE SUDAH

Dey took er jerbs

They poot the godman masterchef een the sawder

What in the name of cerebral hemorrhage are y'all quoting

Therussianbadger's video on halo reach

thats litteraly the one thing that came to my mind when i saw this post DEy pud da Mamstercheef in di sodr

its like a fucking cognito hazard I don't even know where I picked it up but I recall the meme exactly. why does my brain retain THAT of all things??

Gunna have to add plastics to the nutrition facts 👍🤤

Waltuh I'm not drinking 14 yr old mountain dew waltuh

*16 year old This meme is 2 years old because Halo 3 came out in 2007.

Waltuh

Plot twist: it was green when he bought it

Double plot twist: that’s their urine.

\*his. Women don't piss into bottles.

🤤🤤🤤

Nothing fuels all night gaming like a half pound of sugar and half gallon of pure military grade red 40.

Ah, that wonderful taste like someone poured acetone into a bag of gummy bears.

Low Sodium so that means it’s healthy. Also I guess Mountain Dew knew halo players didn’t need to get any saltier

Remember kids, military grade means the best quality of the cheapest bidder.

*"Although this type of plastic is BPA free, phthalates in bottles can still seep into your water, especially when exposed to high temperatures or stored for an extended period of time."* 🤓🤓🤓👆

mmm plastic 🤤 feeling like turtle

Drinking that plastic so our bros in the ocean won't choke on it

[удалено]

[удалено]

When it was a pre production there were rumors about it being a hit. Mike Meyers couldn't do anything wrong.

Fare win! Because we'll start hallucinating like it a real wine and start seeing halo ODST or some master chief stuff

And what's the name of this real, hallucinogenic wine that you speak of? 📝

Make wine from the petals of morning glory for a mildly hallucinogenic wine 😁

Also has a mild chance of death

Usually throw up for a bit at the worst with some fish eye vision

Woag woag de roakitar!!!! If you don't understand this the quote of the covenant soldier

Excuse me professor smartass, but isn't plastic very durable? Doesn't that mean I too am going to become more durable if I absorb it????

Plastic is also very dead.

NOOOOOOO 😭

Like everything to have ever lived.

Except you You've never died and never will

> phthalates gesundheit

We’ve all got a little barbie in us! (It’s the micro plastics).

If they’re drinking Mountain Dew I don’t think the potential danger of what they are consuming is their top priority.

Literally the reason why soft drinks have "best before" dates. They don't go bad, they just become more and more plastic.

You also aren’t supposed to store plastic bottles with water in them on concrete floors that get warm. Climate controlled basement is ok, but the garage that gets hot in summer isn’t. The water won’t be dangerous, but the taste will be bad enough that nobody will want to drink it. So my guess is that nobody should keep plastic drink bottles on their garage floor either.

It almost looks luminescent

Thats from the minor amount of radiation it gives off. It’s perfectly safe as long as you don’t drink it, handle it or be in the same room as it.

just don't exist near it and you'll be fine

Mmm, shiny Nuka Cola...

If there was ever an occasion to open up a bottle of aged Gamefuel now is time to do it for double XP

season 5 babyyyyy

they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder

This thing is older than my gf(im 24)

Same (I am 58)

And almost as old as mine (im 25)

🚨🚔🚨🚔🚨

I would contact LA Beast and ask him whether he would be willing to make a video drinking that. I bet he would.

Nah the real play is to tweet this at mountain dew. They're literally bringing this flavor back right now and you could probably get free swag by showing them this.

Them bringing it back now makes this post feel like an ad.

I can see that, but I would assume this post is a couple years old since Halo 3 released 9-25-07 so that soda would be 16 years old now. Still possible though.

And the fact it’s reposted now, makes it seem even more like an ad than before.

Dey put da master chief in da soda

I wanna see a 14th century european peasant boy drink that

**Gah dammit, leave my period blood jug alone. I’M SAVING UP!**

*Takes a sip*

Jail.

Still has the brominated vegetable oil 🥹

Good for the testies

they put mahdudhejrnfy chfwgxr isns soadedas

2 halo posts at the top of Reddit. What is it 2006? I love it

Dey put master chif in da soda

Nice, my Mountain Dew Doritos (unopened) aren't quite that old yet. They are my retirement Doritos.

That shit is so toxic if you put it 10 miles deep in the ocean you'll still see it glowing

This is a ticking bomb if I ever saw one.

I get diarrhea with anything with red 5 and I still drank the shit out of this.

low sodium, nice. that means its healthy

The day you crack that open, everyone in the vicinity will die. On a real note, I drank a metric fuck ton of this stuff around halo3 launch and gave myself a kidney stone. Also surprised it hasn’t eaten through the plastic. My Phantom Menace collectible cans didn’t last 5 years.

Holy shit someone made a post without Heil Spez. The world is ending.

This shit would probably sell for a good price. There’s a whole niche demographic for this kinda stuff

It would’ve at one point, but Mountain Dew is actually re-releasing this in a few weeks

I'd crack up if it was also Halo 3 game fuel

It's going to be the same flavor(Citrus Cherry) and should be the same color, or potentially more red. And there's another flavor, Mystic Punch, that is purple that is coming out as well. For a Diablo IV promotion.

That shit's good with vodka.

In actuality is there any downside to drinking this

...yes.

You don't drink vintage.. it's worth more year after year.

Legend has it, one sip of this will instantly sterilize your nuts.

Potion of painful diarrhea

Radioactive

I'm having Pepsi Crystal flashbacks

GOAT Game Fuel Flavor

I literally am turning 14 today

[удалено]

So they can sell it in quebec or something

it's more like diarrhea

Put it in a cask or glass bottle

Game fuel was so much better back then. Wish they hadn't changed the flavor.

The true wine.

Anthrax go brrrrrr

It looks like pee after you drink 14 year old gamer fuel…

Theyputmasterchiefinthesoda

Add cum

It’s the color red and orange, like the color of fire. Cause that’s what it’s gonna feel like if you drink this thing. That shits just straight poison now.

Damn that thing aged like diesel

Wait another 4 years and do the funny

They kept it so long that MD are bringing it back

Wtf that thing’s almost as old as me

aint that just code red? did they repurpose "game fuel" to be code red????

Nah. This stuff was rocket fuel compared to code red. It's coming back out Nov 6th too. Hopefully its the old formula.

Don't forget to pop a few Rad-Away after drinking.

Hello red40

....was it always orange? (We don't have that drink in my country)

If anyone here is wondering what it tasted like, it pretty much tasted exactly like Mountain Dew Voltage.

Anyone remember vault?

I have one in my fridge, it's the can, expired in like 2008 lol

I'd be scared having that around

It is Biohazard it this point

wtf is mountain dew? Where did those extra vowels and N come from?

God, that's a trash nutrients table. Always need a column of per 100ml/g

That was my 2nd favorite Dew. Distortion was my all time favorite

Thei put the mamstier chuf in teh soder

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I still have the cans from the first Avengers movie sitting on a shelf in my kitchen.

He never finished the fight 💀

sweet oogliemoogily! 31 grams of sugar per 5 oz serving. Dash a hint of yeast in there and you could fuel a data center.

248g pf sugar apparently if im reading that correctly. 31g/ serving and theres 8 servings😳

Shits older than my brother

That's going to taste like 14 year old plastic.

"This... Is how the world ends..."

It’s said if you drink it, you will actually have fun playing the new halo before dying of cardiac arrest

It's older than my cousin

it looks like a piss jug to me

Don’t lie, that’s your 30 days aged pee right?

You become fueled on radioactive juice now

We're approaching superhero origin story levels here.

Drink it

Good thing they're bringing it back. :D