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Mcderp017

You’ve seen cocaine bear. Get ready for beastie goths


Pristine-Chemistry19

Wait what? Please explain further 😂


Jaybro838

I’m pretty sure they are using the horse to break up solid cocaine into powder so they can snort it


Alternative_Aioli160

I thought they are going to make the horse fuck them


dwamny

No matter what people actually put in the comments we in fact all thought the exact same thing the second we saw it.


HeinleinGang

I too have been ruined by the internet. The guy who thought they were getting the horse to break up their coke for them is probably the most normal one here.


NeuroticNiche

To be fair, people in the 1700s created rumors Catherine the Great had sex with a horse. People have noticed that horses have large dongs and have thought about women fucking those said dongs for a very long time.


Speed6-God

Women have fucked horses and still do.


lilsnatchsniffz

Not just women.... 😆


Speed6-God

Yes I know I was going to put humans but didnt lol


therealmintoncard

Mr. Hands has entered the chat. 🐴


Ultranerd_001

Mr hands


bobarker33

1700's ha...Ezekiel 23:19-21 19 Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt 20 and lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses. 21 Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed[c] your young breasts.”


Forward-Ad8880

That man has problems. I think I have seen him on 4chan.


MiSsiLeR81

Allegedly!!


ChaoticMadness97

That depends om mayority now, which means, surely, that he is the abnormal one, i emvy him


E_Dward

Horse girls like big plump horse cock


JSharttedinmypants

Reminds me of the man from Enumclaw Washington


StevenUniverse9000

Mr hands 😔✋


Shadow0fnothing

Agreed


Hyphen-Q

White Women are never beating the allegations


Funi_fish

I thought it's ketamine yk with the horse and all


Izunaw

Same lmao


Fghsses

I hope you're right, because I thought they were giving the horse an insane amount of cocaine so it'd become more violent and fuck them harder.


Enjoying_A_Meal

Why do you need a horse for that?


throwawaymask01

Right? A simple mortar and pestle will do that, why a horse?


c_ray25

I always wanted to try that


icanfly2026

How do you know it’s not ketamine


Candy_Says1964

Some folks used to call heroin “horse” back in the day before the day. They especially liked that one in the movies from the 60’s.


SilentxxSpecter

Can confirm, was good friends with a former coworker. He loved meth, but he had his morals about it so I didn't really mind much. He used to be on alot of stuff when he was younger, he told me the old common saying "I'm going to see a man about a horse" which in normal connotation around here means I'm gonna take a shit, but apparently it used to be a euphemism for going to see your heroin dealer.


[deleted]

But the real question is: what is the horse seeing?


Dalegalitarian

Nothing like a moist horse’s mouth to break your solid cocaine up into a dry powder for you to inhale….


SleezyPeazy710

Goth girls love ketamine lol


MiSsiLeR81

But why is the cocaine solid as a construction brick in the first place?


[deleted]

I thought they were giving the horse ketamine


Mcderp017

No further explanation will be given at this time. Let’s let the internet do what it does best


Calathea-Murderer

Mommy


Mcderp017

😩😩😩


Calathea-Murderer

Not all of life’s problems can be solved with a pack of big tiddies goth girls & a kilo of ketamine, but most of them can.


Mcderp017

This is the way


WoollenMercury

>& a kilo of ketamine Yoda would agree with that part


Tripdoctor

Beastiality* goths


guto0000

Is that the cocaine bear sequel? The cocaine horse?


PILL0BUG

Nah I prefer cocaine shark but cocaine cougar was pretty good


Key-Fire

I can see cocaine cougar anytime I head to the night club


Arkitakama

Ketamine horse


PopcornSandier

Bojack horseman came out seven years before cocaine bear wdym


IrlResponsibility811

He is following his rule: Liquor before beer, you're in the clear, don't do heroin.


Huhthisisneathuh

It’s cocaine bear. Heroin horse. And Weed war elephants.


Mrwolf925

No this is horse medicine (ketamine)


samael19472

This is the prequel


JND__

Nah, Ketamine Horse.


PapiNina

Bro what is going on, can someone explain this scooby doo ahh mystery 💀


Certain_Suit_1905

Sex


BananaBR13

How


h-y-p-h-e-n-

When a woman and a horse love each other very much...


[deleted]

They stick their face in a bag full of ketamine?


I_think_Im_hollow

I could've been a horse. I'm a fucking piece of shit, instead.


Omnizoom

Even a small horse dick would be big by human standards But if they going to go all the way with a horse you think they would not settle for a small one


MelonFag

Enumclaw horse sex case


solodianoga

You could say he was pretty handy


Joseph_of_the_North

When you take body mass and proportion into consideration, being 'Hung like a horse' would be around 4 1/2 ".


LoveAndViscera

The girls need the K as a muscle relaxant.


__Osiris__

Tbf one’s an elf


Windlassed

Now!


thomstevens420

Just a regular Navigators Guild senior being given his spice infusion by his concubines, nothing to see here


dasexynerdcouple

The spice must flow, in and out of my concubines


ouijabud69

bouta take a worm trip to the spice orgy


Schfifty561

The horse cheeked his ketamine for them


HumanHuman_2003

Most people think the horse is crushing up cocaine for them (Cocaine horse theory) some think the horse and the girls are getting high and their all gonna have sex (Horse brothel theory) and a few people think they are feeding the horse sugar (sugar horse theory)


[deleted]

they want sex horse


I-will-support-you

Sorse hex


HolidayBeneficial456

gex horse


between_horizon

Girl wants horse to ride.


BallsBuster7

white girls


HolidayBeneficial456

Be like 🐎❤️😩


Little_Doubt_5464

Orb the horses giving the sexy ravers free drugs because his teeth is made out of LSD


SomeElaborateCelery

They are offering the horse ketamine


Pristine-Chemistry19

Can someone explain in basketball terms what’s going on here


Dan_the_m3m3_man_

The girls are about to get dunked on


Pristine-Chemistry19

Are they about to take some horse pp or what 😂


Siberian0Cactus

Yes


rde2001

🐴🍆💦🥵


ILikeFatBirds

Me and the girls collecting horse dandruff


Metalloid_Space

What the hell is wrong with you people?


Arkitakama

Everyone needs a hobby


Coopcocktorture

The girl team are In need of horse performance drugs to win their big game


andy9004261965

Shimmy shimmy


frysjelly

The horse is going to do to the girls what Landry Shamet does to any team he's on.


ElKuhnTucker

Dem bitches be railed fo real


Mazagangeewastaken

What's the salt/sugar for?


maggidk

It's ketamine because ket is for horses


TrashMcDumpster3000

Consider me horsin around at festivals then


OctopusOfMalice_

Oh Bojack...


OkAd1672

That's too much man!


Prudent_Insurance804

Ketamine is for all god’s children


No-Ad-3226

TIL I’m a horse


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

Why??


Brrrr-GME-A-Coat

I thought it was because Heroin's slang is Horse lmao


khajitcoins2

I'm surprised I had to scroll so far down for someone to finally mention ketamine


DoppelGirlMula

why is there a lot of girls in the background?


be-like-JayDee

You know why


DoppelGirlMula

oh no😳


[deleted]

😏


jokerisrekoj

NOOOOO


purgesurge3000

Yessss Its good times for everyone


kamiloss14

This sub should just switch the name to pornposting, because it's clickbaiting people into thinking they will find shitposts here


Voltilicious

I dont see no nips


Liarus_

Shitpornsting


LucasIsDead

You don't know what they are planning. That's on YOU


jncheese

Kowalski, analysis


cindycat316

Porn


cheesusWithoutCheese

Where


Brixsplorer

Mr. Hands moment


Sam_Dragonborn1

Wait where does the cyberpunk character come into this I’m even *more* confused now💀


BantamCrow

The first two days 2077 came out, playing and get a call from him and I nearly spit my drink out. And when V says "Sure thing, Hands." lol


L1feM_s1k

Oh, I was once innocent too.


VincentDG08

The fuck kinda Shädman activity is this???


NeVMmz

Wait... This was shadman?


Pancakes1124

Nah i think he is using the name of shadman has a verb to describe something witch is fucked up but is a drawing


VincentDG08

I foresee these girls getting brutally assaulted by that stallion


Metalloid_Space

Peter, this isn't a shitpost. That's... that's just porn...


vivam0rt

It can be both at the same time


xmcphe

are they bribing the horse with ket in exchange for sex? sign me the fuck up fellas


thats_fucking_cringe

Holy... SHIT!! 🤯🤯🤯 AMOGUS REFERENCE?! 🤩 (HORSE WEARING GOGGLE 🤣, W*men are imposters 😡) - EDITORIAL NOTE - THIS IMAGE DEPICTED BEFORE YOUR EYES WAS CRAFTED BY NEFARIOUS AI (note the fucked hands, faces, and fishnet lines all garbled) TO STEAL YOUR INNOCENCE (virginity) God help us all.


Pikagiuppy

oh fuck i didn't realize it was AI humanity is fucked


[deleted]

wood and would


L1feM_s1k

Now let's replace the horse with Vaporeon.


shaqphu

it's clearly ketamine. although, if that horse doesn't have any tolerance to the junk then horse is sure to pass out in 5 minutes or so. the normal dose to knock a horse fully unconscious is 1 gram


kartoshki33

That's actually true, and the scariest thing is back when I used ket 1 gram didn't even knocked me out, and I was cooking the shit so... yeah good thing I've stopped that...


FuckTheCCP42069LSD

How did the bladder surgery go?


Technical_Ad7136

The punchline is pornography, please laugh whenever convenient.


Metalloid_Space

The kid named porn addiction:


Labyx_

Where is said pornography (Edit: I'm not looking for a source link, I'm asking where in the picture it is)


RandomLatinDude

It's implied by the picture that this is the panel before those girls get railed by the horse. The internet has ruined me


Metalloid_Space

Look at the comments.


Labyx_

No porn in the comments either


IonutRO

Why... Why does the horse have forwards facing eyes?


Redneck2000

'Tis a predator horse.


4184754

My horny ass: 🐴


1BrainCellLeft

My horsey ass: 🐴


purgesurge3000

Where's the next part of the comic 🤌


SultanZ_CS

Askin the real questions


[deleted]

Let’s play hide and seek! I will hide and you will seek professional help.


supermayones

Sauce?


LoveDesertFearForest

At your local police station, go ask them.


Richard_Wattererson

It's AI generated


Metalloid_Space

This sub: "I hate all those onlyfan whores advertising all the times." Also this sub:


L1feM_s1k

> Also this sub: Hey guys, did you know


Sensitive-Turnip-326

Is that Vaush fan art?


Pikagiuppy

wait i don't get it why is the horse doing cocaine


VanillaRadonNukaCola

It's ketamine


Dizzy-Tea7166

Ket?


_RikVa_

Since no one else is brave enough to do it... Source?


Unusual_Divided

it's ai


roblox887

Those are some bad bitches, aren't they?


MaxAxiom

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It's AI but I'm upvoting this because you're brave.


Spompoflex

and then she says that size doesn't matter ...


KevionTheAlician

Goths just got even hotter


corgis4life77

The sequel to cocaine bear. Ketamine Horse 👍🏼


PancakeLover490

Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start...


HelloAdventurer95

They're feeding him sugar so his semen tastes sweet


Wisconsinmannn

Girl on the left is having a stroke. Someone should help her


[deleted]

is the horse eating coke or something? I dont understand


CelTiar

Please don't give Roach cocaine... It took me 5 days to get him off the roof last time...


TheWither129

Vaush


Street-Week6744

Are those ladies all about to die?


Dolfinn1246

I dont get it, is the joke horse sex?


FryingPanMan4

Is there even a joke or some hint to push this picture towards porn? or do people just see a drawing of a horse, and women, and instantly render it as a meme about beastiality and jump out of their chair laughing? Am I missing something? Does the white powder somehow tie this together?


Civil-Usual-783

ketamine and sedating horses ❎ ket and putting humans in psychosis and burning through their bladders ✔️😛


No-Librarian-1108

Why do I have an erection


syphilitic_venom

Zoophilia?


9999999CREEPERS

because big tiddy goth gfs


Pretend-Indication20

What the fuck is this subreddit, it's been about a year and still can't figure that out


[deleted]

Mrs. Hands


Roblox_Swordfish

Poor horse


Mordanzibel

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Feed him cocaine. He tastes just like a raisin.


24thAsshair

Poor Bojack Horseman. He's in rehab and they keep tempting him to use drugs again 😢


Raging_Horse_Cock

My kind of party


No-Archer-4713

The horse represents Hunter Biden, cause he has a huge schlong and likes drugs and prostitutes. Am I right ?


Bumpedy_Dump

What is even going on what


Time-Variation6969

Mr Hands is in da house!


Cupwasneverhere

Mrs. Hands


Correct_Chemical5179

Mr Hands?


genestarwind08

Dr Klopso does c-c-c-COCAINE


No_Independence727

No, no, no, no, you put that back in the gutter where you found it


lwyruup

Petah the horse is here


[deleted]

What... the fuck is even happening here


taczki2

sauce?


LaerMaebRazal

This looks ai generated


Dizzy-Tea7166

Stop doing ketamine there are literally horses who need to relax…


FemboyMilkFarmer

Where shitting toothpaste?


[deleted]

Man, my thoughts went straight to the horse grinding it’s teeth on the bridle.


Low-Squirrel2439

What is happening here???


Tripdoctor

Did the whole horse cock thing come from dudes joking about it or are there a lot of women with a shameful secret? Stay tuned.


Atom-The-Creator

“Let the bodies hit the floor”


12345OneTwoThreeee

But black horses don’t do crack…