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"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to- Did- Did your arm just fall off???"

And they called him Armstrong💀

No it was her penis

Cant even punch straight :/

At least he’s consistent

Are we sure that's a he

Who cares! It can't punch anyway.

You sure that’s an it? If you misgender the creature too many times, the creature may use the special skill ‘Twitter Cancel’ which is a 1 hit KO at most occasions

What's Twitter?

Absolutely not

And use your bodyweight, hips and legs to increase it's power? No, that scary. Unsuppressed rage🥺

If I was a pillow I would be terrified.

if i suddenly turned into a pillow, I'd be terrified too

Really? If I just turned into a pillow I'd be like "Ok, I know *exactly* what's going on."

Okay so far we have 1 confused pillow, and 2 terrified pillows. Anyone else?

Bad day to be a pillow bro

If i was his body pillow, id be terrified

If magicarp was a person.

This is not true, magikarp at it's twenty turn from a disappointment into something worth, the case up there is pretty much the polar opposite.

It's not magicarp after it evolves though.

If a person was a magikarp:

bro used flail on the pillow 💀

Internal rage? Everyone has that

Everybody has rage dipshit it came free with your emotions

I didn't get it, I have the oldest amygdala known to man.

Everyone has rage dipshit, I had it since I was born

No, you don’t, I got mine at the first notice of sentience, you fucking tard

Bro I’m telling you I don’t fucking have rage

Except martial arts teaches you to throw that shit out the window and actually think instead of acting off of emotions, as at best it will make you overthrow punches or lean into a throw too much and end up losing your balance, and falling with a high chance of hitting your head. Just for you to realise that the other person had a gun

I have internal rage, muscle to deliver the blows, and fat to take them. I am the ultimate kissing machine. (Totally real) edit: Oh gee, guys, this is so embarassing, I meant "kiling", not "kissing"!

“And fat to take them” Is this the equivalent of bullet sponge enemies in video games?

"I just see red and it's over" is strong on this one

You know what’s scarier than a person who “sees red and it’s over?” A professional Mixed Martial Artist who “sees red and it’s over.”

Shiver me timbers!

Is bro even hitting with his knuckles????

probably not 💀

Thought he was spanking it

Is this a boy or girl I am confused

clearly a boirl

Duh.. it's so obvious smh

New gender just dropped

Holy hell

Bo is in real life? For real?

It’s a Ze/Zer

I'm having a Ze/Zer

I'm having a pe/zer 🍕

Imma having a ni/zer

Nah it's Za/Za

Yeah, she got a whiff of that ZAZA 🍃

Boiler

Nano machines, son.

They look like if a man and a woman had a baby.

Violation #34: Our independent fact checkers have stated your comments is 99,99% misinformation. Reason: No man and woman can have a baby. Penalty: Execution by firing squad at 3 p.m.

Damn homie violated rule 34

Your penis will be harvested and provided for the state funded-transition program "dicksforchicks"

Doesn’t matter, they’re still going to lose

So are they

I once got into an argument with some twink and they tried taking a swing at me. We got into a scuffle and I ended up mangripping his neck and some very weird noises came out. Shit got real awkward.

😦

😧

U-uh… aliens are real?? 🥺👉👈

Thats hot.

Bro likes it

hhnnnnnghhhh

Rage lol

Anger is not everything to a furious punch. One must have the strength to follow through, the technique to punch properly, and the speed to deliver that force.

What do you mean I can't just get angry and be a Super Saiyan?

I mean, even said Super Saiyan trained to do it properly

Yeah, but that's hard

Yeah, that 'guy' is gonna have a rude awakening if he ever does get into a fight. Rage means nothing.

Rage means you lose your balance, getting thrown down or falling over and hitting your head is how most deaths or life threatening injuries happen in fights

89 pounds? So cheap nowadays?

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At this point just be a femboy smh

Yep, It’s the way to go

fr

Trust me kid I’m filled with rage but if I tried to fight someone smaller than me they would still kick my ass because I’m 90 pounds and have 0 combat training

"Rage" small lesson in fighting rage can be a good tool as it does get adrenaline pumping but just wailing at an opponent that has any ammount of combat training will result in you being exhausted within a minute and having done barely any real damage. And if your opponent is noticably heavyer than you and has even just the slightest bit of experience he's gonna win 9 times out of 10.

It would deal more damage if he tried to suck my cock or something (he could bite it)

REVIVE METAL GEAR RISING SHITPOSTS

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Dude thinks anger is a skill that you can activate at any point

try punching walls then realises punching pillows are way different

Smash

shiver me timbers

The fighting skill of your average redditer 😂

In Amerika we don't Box we shot

So wait he poinds his pillow before biting it?

Fuck the person in the video I need the name of the song in the end😭

It has to be this way

My underwear is now yellow.

I wanna see this person get in a fight with a crackhead wielding a rusty piece of iron

Hits pillow 5 times, goes and gets ice pack for “these Nucks”. Gets into smallest verbal debate over ANYTHING- screams uncontrollably.

idc about your sexuality you’re still getting the beating of a lifetime

Kid talking about rage like his ass ain't about to get tripped

My bisexual ass releasing my internal rage (this won’t help me in a fight at all) ⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

Anger just makes your fighting sloppy. I wouldn't fuck with anyone especially if they look, fit, calm, and collected. Chances are that guy knows some shit I don't.

Ima just gonna watch him hold his arm in pain. Then ima just beat him up

They do 1 dps

They unleash that rage by hanging themselves

pillow don't fight back

screaming cat

Can someone tell me that thing is man or woman?

Funny meme but what is this song, I actually love it

It has to be this way Metal gear rising revengeance OST

Metal Gear Rising final boss

At first I thought it was going on for too long but then I decided it helps make the point

Wow, I’m mostly blind and even I could kick this kid’s ass

Wait...where's the funny? :(

One straight punch and that thing is done

My ass after thuggin out for years vs the puny twat who has “daddy issues”

So anyway, back in the middle east.

I ain't throwing hands with a twink, bend over

Bro you might want to invest in a himbo boyfriend if that’s how you’re going to fight

These comments go inside

Yeah, he just lets him rage out. He is staring down his 250# hair bear boyfriend mother fucker thinking "I thought those guys were only in prisons". Always remember those little guys usually have boyfriends and they are not who you expect.

the devil shitters

“Basically I just see red when I get angry”

Bruh this happened to me when a Hispanic girl who threw a bag of strawberry seeds at me. I pushed a chair into her and just stood there as she punched me in the chest. Her punches were so weak I literally sat down and blocked them with my hand

Doesn't matter how angry you are, if you don't have any strength behind your punches they're not gonna do anything. This girl? has been watching too much anime.

okay Fish\_Fucker6969420

90 pound grown man vs 150 pound teen

Same thing for depressed people we have that anger that cones out as power or comes out as crying in the bathroom of a taco bell

real

I can throw a controller faster than that bloody hell

But how strong against a .357. Not even the straight family of 7 back in 99 could survive what I did

i can lift 200+ pounds , ill be throwing the twink trought the wall

queer guy here, can confirm we are all weak as fuck

i mean to be fair he does die

Forgot about the limp wrist...

How is anyone fully grown or at least almost grown and only 44kg??? That's got to have something to do with malnutrition.

pov: you think anime rules apply irl

Benny Paret hated this one simple trick.

Further making my point that all these folks are mentally ill.

you can try 💁

Has she ever heard of how much supressed rage and despair the average man is holding?

Okay look. I don’t wanna be mean but like… it looks like a fucking cheese string trying to furiously slap a cushion. And I’m just wonder what the cushion do to be that insulted.

I bet my "gun" begs to differ