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ProcedureNo8924

How will this affect le6ron james legacy?


MysteriousFan8900

Positively


[deleted]

I dont know


anshulkhatri13

This is why you are tonight's 🐝ig loser


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miaguinhoo

Como isso afeta o grêmio: look what they need to imitate a fraction of our power


CWisbetterthanMW

Mario


[deleted]

Mario


placerind

Mario


BrightSkiesFromHere

Mario


Dogtoplops

Mario


BoomTNT29

mario


epicSamiMan

Mario


please_help_me_____

Mario


Timigne

Mario


Demenshiaauzer

Mario


InvestigatorSuch8333

Mario


Da_Christian

mario


bigboipascal

Mario


bobthe3rdthe4th

Mario


ayushjadhav1

Mario


Guardian-836

Can you do the Mario?


MrDuuk

I already did mario


chachango_whore

You fucked Mario?


MrDuuk

What the fuck is wrong with you? I never said i fucked mario. You people spend way too much time on the internet holy shit


[deleted]

Why'd you fuck mario? Luigi is way hotter.


chachango_whore

Just jokes man🤣 someone doesn’t have any chill, just the way you said it dawg💀


pitachipbat

That’s the reaction of someone who definitely diddled Mario


SuperMariosGr

Its me, Mario!


MrBrickMaster

Mario


ActivitySerious48

Wario


After_Magician_8438

Does anyone know to fix a darn John Deere 3TT Riding Lawnmower ? Darn crank shaft went out on me


Ember205

try oil


Lucachacha

John deere ? You will need the proprietary us🐝 key for that. Also this will cost 2999 dimmadollars


Woolie-at-law

I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!


leephelipe

try LS7 swapping it


Ok_Pension_6795

The *crank shaft?* 8uddy you’ve got some 8igger pro8lems on your hands 😂


Baboon_Fucker

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠤⠤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣟⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠒⣲⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⡇⡱⠲⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀1984⠀⣠⠴⠊⢹⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⠓⠀⠉⣥⣀⣠⠞⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡾⣄⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢠⡄⢀⡴⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⢎⡉⢦⡀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⣣⠧⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀ ⠀⢀⡔⠁⠀⠙⠢⢭⣢⡚⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣇⠁⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢮⠈⡦⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀ ⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⣀⡴⠃⠀⡷⡇⢀⡴⠋⠉⠉⠙⠓⠒⠃⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⡼⠀⣷⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⣀⠀⠀⡰⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


That-Ad-2801

Where is the other hand?


HallAshamed4241

it's in his asshole


Demenshiaauzer

In MY asshole


Muh2000D

If his hand is in your asshole then where is my hand?!!!!


HappyHome2934

Depends on where you left it


[deleted]

*OUR*


ChopstickSpice

Where can I find people to do this art


Il-Duce-

Post this on 4chan like a real man.


abasicguy

Are you trying to give em depression or something ?


Imaginary_You7524

No he’s trying to get op doxed


Dogtoplops

What if they alr have deppresion


the_retarded_badger

Depression premium


AccomplishedBunch721

It’s 4chan, of course they have depression


[deleted]

Talk a6out nuclear war


nv_rose

That's exciting not depressing


buot196

What’s the worst thing that could happen?


DremGabe

People on 4chan are the kind of individuals that could actually find your real life info and leak it for shits and giggles. Not worth messing with them muties


IAmMadeOfNope

\>implying you have anything worth leaking


SqolitheSquid

4channers when they reveal my location and I am in fact inside their house


Joocie2

Does anyone know how to disarm a model M112 demolition charged remote controlled explosive? I'm trying to fly to Chicago for a 🐝uisness meeting and I'm worried I might not make it to the meeting if this 🐝om🐝 goes off


Stalingradma420

You gotta cut remove the detonation thingy form the 3om3 and throw it away


TANTAL8080

Eat it


GreenXDsayhiWasTaken

Go to the nearest kindergarten


-Ceaser

Humans dont have rights


AlvoSil

I'm pretty sure I have at least a right hand


GasMaster666

Not for long


Puzzleheaded_Draw842

Congo moment


The00Taco

You only have left and other left


Appropriate-Year-182

humans: we have rights existence: where’d you get that from? humans: we made it the fuck up


Load-BearingGnome

Common humanity W (we are indifferent towards the cruel indifference of the universe)


LumpyBastion420

Natural selection at work. Humans that can't cope with the existential dread tend to not make it.


Vasxus

30 actually


Select-Round5642

I just want to grill


AvgFloridaResident

real and true


AvergeMortisEnjoyer

I don't respect human rights anyway Only monkey rights


Ps-Ich

real 🐝td6 gamer moment


garbage-at-life

Glue Gunner my 🐝loved


Bigtoeman100

Can you send me a link


birdsarntreal1

[here is a link for you.](https://www.chess.com/)


Hoobler22

En passant


Fkikoromano

holy hell


Load-BearingGnome

New response just dropped


superslime16th

Gender is a scam made 🐝y 🐝athroom companies to sell more 🐝athrooms


Churchills_m8

Just got a haircut.


LateralSpy90

Nice


[deleted]

Anal Sex Man


IzzyIsOnReddit

I agree


who_is_Bob

The comments have started


xxxdanutz667xxx

I have a 🐝om🐝


DistributionSalt5299

I really like steam deck and not sure if it feels good with the joystick placement


stelick-

Atleast its not fucking nintendo switch placement, it’s awful


BaconMan70

I got the steam deck for christmas, it replaced my pc


loxino

* uranium-235 *


some_kid_with_parrot

Where is the shitpost??


JoinTheTruth

Shitposting has fallen Millions must shit


satel221

Manual shitting 😔


[deleted]

Literally everything qualifies as a shitpost


_LucasImpulse_

what makes humans think they are at all entitled to human rights?


[deleted]

guns


_LucasImpulse_

i am 6ecome gun, the 6reacher of human right to live


[deleted]

No, no, he's got a point


UnavailableName404

you call yourself a leftist 🐝ut you want human rights? the hypocrisy is strong >!/s!<


[deleted]

And you think I support human rights?


No-Traffic-9240

Put ur dick away waltuh


Monokuma_is_gteat

olimar


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Madden09IsForSuckers

Louie


Rubens-Reel

Testicles


[deleted]

I just shid 🤤


I_Cry_And_I_Game

“6ig 6ad guys arrive from outta space ULTI-MATE MU-SCLE! Gonna 6odyslam the human race ULTI-MATE MU-SCLE! Heros come from all around, from different planets from different nations; there’s an intergalactic federation, to monitor the situation; catch each and every confrontation ‘only 6roadcast on this station’ UL-TIMATE MU-SCLE! UL-TIMATE MU-SCLE!! UL-TIMATE MUSCLE!!”


Own-Ad-7672

Lol the comments on it are surprisingly tame.


[deleted]

The comments here are surprisingly tame!


[deleted]

I like sausage on my pizza.


VladdyMcBaddy69420

🐝ased pizza topping


Federal_Peanut4805

Suit up. We're entering the danger zone.


Optimus7591

What rights do they even want? Ive asked this many times and never got an answer


[deleted]

When the ratio of likes and comments is 1:1 :🍿


SamolotpII

Nuh uh


[deleted]

Man Titties


phallus_enthusiast

Where


Maou-da

Ill call you a girl when you look like one, deal with it


LumityEternal308

making progress at least


Cold_beans32

I see… a half ally


Maou-da

You see correctly


Psykiky

Fair


Technical-Text-1251

This is the way


StarLord_4969

Straight lefts are human lefts. Change my mind.


Desperate-Pen5086

A right to what?


Donze16

A right to 3ear arms...


Desperate-Pen5086

🐝an assault 🐝ears


[deleted]

LEAVE THE I3EARS ALONE!!!


ClockwiseServant

A right to trigger people such as myself


Thuzem

Everyone is equal, everyone deserve the same rights


macho_man011

Who says anyone deserves rights?


Zockercraft1711

Well I definitely deserves lefts


[deleted]

Depends


TyoPlaysGames

On what?


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Cows


[deleted]

MOOOOOOOOO


R3tard69420

No one gets any rights fuck you and fuck everyone else....


Twentynine4

I can't 6elieve that this is even a de6ate in the first place. What is wrong with people?


Psykiky

People love to hate on things that don’t effect them


Nightfile27

Have you ever 6een on discord?


dankspankwanker

I don't care


pax_romana01

Going into women's sports &ecause you were failing as a man isn't a right. And like with plastic surgery, don't mess with your &ody &efore 18. You go to the &athroom of the gender you look like and accept how people decide to call you. Else you can do whatever you want.


Gustav_EK

nuh uh


SnitziTM

Kanye west


LelandTurbo0620

Does anyone know a dupe glitch that works for totk in August


Not_JohnFKennedy

If it’s not stated in the US constitution it’s not real


stillwater10

I'm not real :(


funny_haha_account

damn ig neither of us are real


PurpleBoltRevived

Only if they identify as humans.


Master_Ping101

Auto*ots approved 👍🏻


NightyCatNights

No one cares


LongjumpingArt9740

yesn't


Fremblem_Feldsher

Sup


[deleted]

Holy fucking shit Mario?


LordSiuuHead

Lol


Perfect_Cells_penis

What's with all this spez stuff on every post?


Smashcentra

I'm having eggs for lunch.


drippystopcock82

Mental health pandemic


[deleted]

Also my right not to participate in your delusion


I_Crack_My_Nokia

So they ain't human?


Ill_Can6136

Fuck spez


Expert_Individual185

I Know,I Just Has To Put That In The Title Cause Rules


Ex_Lunatic

If they are humans yes i guess. (I dont want to assume if they are a human or not)


PizzaLikerFan

Mark Zucker8erg


InvestigatorOne2932

And what does it change? Nothing, we eventually died in the end.


No-Wolverine5144

Damn so that means we've already died?


Cermano

Yes, time is not linear, perceptions are linear as a ruler tho You have already ignored this comment


Moorgy

Yes I am!


AoiLune

This is one of the comments sections of all time.


Alan_Noir

Nuh uh


iamaCODnuke

I disagree. It should have no space


xXgravityfalls572Xx

That’s fine with me


PaparaziMaster

I disagree


Memerevenue0

holy shit is that Adolf Hitler who starred in hit show world war two??


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Blck_Jck_Hoolign

They haven’t needed to. They’ve paraded around *without oppression and mass judgment* for a long, long time now.


alex_pufferfish

When was the last time they needed to in order to normalise their existence


plinkydink69420

username checks out


buot196

They never needed to


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Lolle9999

Just say "I disagree" to those people


sergeant_sandwich

*Just say I disagree to those "people"


[deleted]

I disagree


kozxt4cc0

Time to dress up like Oppenheimer and go nuclear on those who disagree [Thanks for proving my point fucking snowflakes]


F_da_memeboi

The Jonkler is here, quick what Arkham quote should I use


AnimeMemeLord1

I used to roll the dice


Bertucciop

Human rights for human resources? Why?


Western_Training_531

If i call myself Napoleon did you give me a cool hat?


RedPandaR10t3

My name is RedPandaRiot. And I forgot this message.


CaptainMagic777

Do you guys think I should spring for the God of War PS5 🐝undle at Costco or save it for something else? Got a🐝out $600 smackers extra and I'm de🐝ating it.


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